CrunChewy McSandybutt

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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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Many years ago my steaming baby body slid screaming and angry from the great cosmic cloaca and to this day I've managed not to die. Where's my cake?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 2 hours ago

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

I wonder how much time they took to pick off every piece of pith? It is pretty, though.

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

That's incredibly cool.

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

I wonder how much time they took to pick off every piece of pith? It is pretty, though.

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

That's incredibly cool.

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

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People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

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Not Illegal, But: 30 Unethical Financial 'Hacks' That People Say Won't Land You In Prison

The books at the dollar store are usually terrible. I recommend checking out the books at your local Thrift store. I get mine 4 for a dollar.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 11 hours ago

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

this statement is...most illogical. I cannot find any reason why anyone would ask for that information-shockwave

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

“She's Your Girlfriend, Not Your Mommy”: The Net Blasts Man For Demanding GF Cook For Him

My husband won't cook for the same "reason." I don't mind too much since he's right; I am way better at it, and he always cleans the whole house. So it's not so bad. It's hilarious when he grills meat and acts like he cooked dinner. I have to do all the prep work.

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Being that the lactose intolerant won't even avoid cheese, I don't think they'll care.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

“There Are Too Many Passwords”: 50 Things People Are Sick And Tired Of

This has been a complaint since turn signals were invented, I think.

“There Are Too Many Passwords”: 50 Things People Are Sick And Tired Of

The local café here charges $15 for a regular turkey sandwich. They must be smoking crack.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Tattoo Regrets That Got A Major Upgrade (New Pics)

I want to get a tattoo of Leviticus 19:28, “You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.” I love me some irony.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Hilarious Comics Depict Culture Differences Between Different Countries

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

50 Times X Users Got Owned By Fact-Checkers Who Did Their Jobs Well

Tell me you've never read Shakespeare without telling me you've never read Shakespeare...

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

That wasn't the joke. The joke was that it was (what OP thought) one clove but it was huge.

50 Times X Users Got Owned By Fact-Checkers Who Did Their Jobs Well

Tell me you've never read Shakespeare without telling me you've never read Shakespeare...

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

That wasn't the joke. The joke was that it was (what OP thought) one clove but it was huge.

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

That's elephant garlic which is actually a leek not garlic

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

That's a head, not a clove. Signed, the masked Pedant.

People-Share-Boomer-Style-Complaints

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

The 2023 International Photography Awards Has Revealed The Winning Nature Images (20 Pics)

I I could live anywhere, it would be in a mossy forest.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

“Pics That Go Hard”: 30 Images That Aren’t For The Fainthearted, As Shared On This X Page

Whoa. I haven't seen one with an actual phone in it for ten years!

50 Cringy Screenshots Of Men Not Taking "No" For An Answer

In the US, this is enough reason to call 911 and have him put on a 48-hour hold.

“Pics That Go Hard”: 30 Images That Aren’t For The Fainthearted, As Shared On This X Page

Whoa. I haven't seen one with an actual phone in it for ten years!

50 Cringy Screenshots Of Men Not Taking "No" For An Answer

In the US, this is enough reason to call 911 and have him put on a 48-hour hold.

50 Crazy Pics Of Mother Nature Doing Things On Its Own Terms (New Pics)

Doing what? Stealing water-logged televisions?

50 Crazy Pics Of Mother Nature Doing Things On Its Own Terms (New Pics)

It's like it was shot with a Romulan Disruptor. Where my nerds at?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Fascinating 'Vintage Advertisements' That Might Not Go Down Well Today (New Pics)

That sharpener was as useful as títs on a bull.

50 Times Human Genetics Led To Some Unique Body Characteristics

I have this!

50 Fascinating 'Vintage Advertisements' That Might Not Go Down Well Today (New Pics)

That sharpener was as useful as títs on a bull.

50 Times Human Genetics Led To Some Unique Body Characteristics

I have this!

This X Page Is Dedicated To The Worst Facepalm Moments, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Look, I did this when I was a kid, too, and we didn't have Fortnite. This has been a rite of passage for kids since the invention of the umbrella.

"Will Not Be Forgotten”: 30 Things Women Had To Forgive For The Sake Of Their Marriage

The spousal unit and I moved to New Orleans so he could pursue his music career. After seven years he decided he didn't like it there (the city has a lot of problems) and so we moved back to California. It cost a lot of money and I had to sell all my stuff twice in a decade. It is what it is, I guess.

40 Hilarious Comics With Funny Twists And Unexpected Endings By This Artist

Trader Joe's be like...

50 Funny Memes That You Might Find Painfully Relatable

I can smell the picture on the right.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

This X Page Is Dedicated To The Worst Facepalm Moments, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

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Put Cream In The Mug First, And My Coffee Maker Created This Visible Color Gradient

This X Page Is Dedicated To The Worst Facepalm Moments, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Estúpido

Put Cream In The Mug First, And My Coffee Maker Created This Visible Color Gradient

30 Times People Discovered A Game-Changing Cooking Hack And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

A falling blade has no handle

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

Use Empty Sriracha Containers As Twist Top Cooking Oil Dispensers

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 1 month ago

30 Feminist Memes That Might Make Most People Laugh But Trigger Sexists

The spousal unit actually told me that I'm his therapist. I told him I'm not qualified.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 5 new posts 4 years ago

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Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

Art, History

14 Interesting Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (New Pics)

Art

14 Interesting Stories Behind Famous Masterpieces

Animals

Stunning Wildlife Photos

History

Typical Working Hours Through The Ages

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 20 list additions 4 years ago

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 2 hours ago

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

I wonder how much time they took to pick off every piece of pith? It is pretty, though.

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

That's incredibly cool.

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/stsmall507x507-pad600x600f8f8f8.u2-1.jpg

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/stsmall507x507-pad600x600f8f8f8.u2.jpg

Not Illegal, But: 30 Unethical Financial 'Hacks' That People Say Won't Land You In Prison

The books at the dollar store are usually terrible. I recommend checking out the books at your local Thrift store. I get mine 4 for a dollar.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

“She's Your Girlfriend, Not Your Mommy”: The Net Blasts Man For Demanding GF Cook For Him

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Being that the lactose intolerant won't even avoid cheese, I don't think they'll care.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

“There Are Too Many Passwords”: 50 Things People Are Sick And Tired Of

This has been a complaint since turn signals were invented, I think.

“There Are Too Many Passwords”: 50 Things People Are Sick And Tired Of

The local café here charges $15 for a regular turkey sandwich. They must be smoking crack.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Tattoo Regrets That Got A Major Upgrade (New Pics)

I want to get a tattoo of Leviticus 19:28, “You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.” I love me some irony.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

Now he wants them back for weed money.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

Just like my headphones.

35 Images For Those Venturing Beyond The Blessings Of The Internet

Ask your mom.

50 Times X Users Got Owned By Fact-Checkers Who Did Their Jobs Well

If anyone is interested, a fantastic alternative to the cult that is PETA is a group called Million Dollar Vegan. MDV uses compassion and social action to promote their beliefs, not lies.

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

That wasn't the joke. The joke was that it was (what OP thought) one clove but it was huge.

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

That's a head, not a clove. Signed, the masked Pedant.

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

A Mexican friend of mine said there is a movement afoot to use the "E" ending for non-gendered nouns. e.g., binarie [by nar EE ay]

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

“Pics That Go Hard”: 30 Images That Aren’t For The Fainthearted, As Shared On This X Page

Whoa. I haven't seen one with an actual phone in it for ten years!

50 Cringy Screenshots Of Men Not Taking "No" For An Answer

In the US, this is enough reason to call 911 and have him put on a 48-hour hold.

50 Crazy Pics Of Mother Nature Doing Things On Its Own Terms (New Pics)

Doing what? Stealing water-logged televisions?

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 4 hours ago

Put Cream In The Mug First, And My Coffee Maker Created This Visible Color Gradient

People Are Sharing Oddly Satisfying Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, Here Are 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

this statement is...most illogical. I cannot find any reason why anyone would ask for that information-shockwave

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 3 days ago

Hilarious Comics Depict Culture Differences Between Different Countries

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 5 days ago

People-Share-Boomer-Style-Complaints

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Many Will Find It A Very Unusual Design, But It Was Created By My Client 20 Years Ago And Has Great Meaning. The Proposal Was To Keep The Same Idea As The Design But Keeping It More Current

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

50 Times X Users Got Owned By Fact-Checkers Who Did Their Jobs Well

Tell me you've never read Shakespeare without telling me you've never read Shakespeare...

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

That's elephant garlic which is actually a leek not garlic

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

That's a head, not a clove. Signed, the masked Pedant.

50 Hilarious Spot-On Memes To Make You Giggle, As Shared On This Facebook Group

That wasn't the joke. The joke was that it was (what OP thought) one clove but it was huge.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

The 2023 International Photography Awards Has Revealed The Winning Nature Images (20 Pics)

I I could live anywhere, it would be in a mossy forest.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

This X Page Is Dedicated To The Worst Facepalm Moments, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Estúpido

Use Empty Sriracha Containers As Twist Top Cooking Oil Dispensers

30 Times People Discovered A Game-Changing Cooking Hack And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

A falling blade has no handle

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

40 Absurd Comics By Joseph Nowak

Only female angler fish have the light.

“Not Worth The Rabies Shots”: 50 Life-Saving Tips On What Not To Do When Visiting The US

Once met a tourist (won't say what nationality) who wanted to visit the Sydney Opera House and the Great Barrier Reef - in a weekend. Dude! They are 1,000 miles apart!

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Do not touch people just because you've never seen that race of people before. Do not rub their skin, don't touch their hair, don't poke them, all of this without permission that is. Definitely don't take pictures of people without their permission or stand next to them to get a picture without asking them. People of a different race aren't zoo animals and shouldn't be treated that way regardless of your lack of exposure to them.