CrunChewy McSandybutt

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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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Many years ago my steaming baby body slid screaming and angry from the great cosmic cloaca and to this day I've managed not to die. Where's my cake?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 20 hours ago

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This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Take the time to learn the program and you won't have this problem.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 1 day ago

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

It's true. my two friends are extroverts.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 3 days ago

Artist Repaints Mass-Produced Celebrity And Character Dolls To The Point They Look Naturally Lifelike (30 New Pics)

Dang. The original one did Selena dirty.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 4 days ago

40 Times Travelers Were So Stunned By The Otherworldly Places They Saw, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

Love to go, but can't find Iithaly on the map anwhere ... :(

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

Ashanti

This Facebook Page Shares Funny, Interesting And Weird Vintage Ads And Commercials, And Most Of Them Hilariously Fail The Test Of Time

It was more like "Meh, your hair smells ok."

Ashanti

This Facebook Page Shares Funny, Interesting And Weird Vintage Ads And Commercials, And Most Of Them Hilariously Fail The Test Of Time

It was more like "Meh, your hair smells ok."

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Of The Most Wholesome Things People Shared Online To Make Each Other's Day

I have to agree, it's a nice tribute for these kids but they are still murdered children and anything connected with that is never going to be wholesome for me

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

It never stopped Stevie Nicks.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Um cough Stevie Nicks

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 9 posts 6 days ago

30 Dates That Didn't Go Well At All, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Is this a cry for help?

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

I hate this so much. It's a very unrestful sleep because, I assume, the brain is trying to function as if it's awake.

30 Dates That Didn't Go Well At All, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Is this a cry for help?

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

I hate this so much. It's a very unrestful sleep because, I assume, the brain is trying to function as if it's awake.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

It never stopped Stevie Nicks.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

That's super interesting. I know I have always had trust issues, but I also go ahead and help people as much as I can. So... it's a weird balance, I guess?

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Of The Most Wholesome Things People Shared Online To Make Each Other's Day

Skweezy Jibbs is a great Twitter feed.

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Of The Most Wholesome Things People Shared Online To Make Each Other's Day

While it is a lovely gesture, I just can't get on board with calling this "wholesome" or "positive."

I Wanted To Know How 26 Celebrities Who Left Us Too Soon Would Be Now, So I Used A.I. To Get The Answer (New Pics)

The face, maybe.

I Wanted To Know How 26 Celebrities Who Left Us Too Soon Would Be Now, So I Used A.I. To Get The Answer (New Pics)

Ha ha ha ha! Not a chance!

I Wanted To Know How 26 Celebrities Who Left Us Too Soon Would Be Now, So I Used A.I. To Get The Answer (New Pics)

Yeah, no. He wouldn't have looked much different than he did when he died.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

The wind beneath each other's wings.

Marlon Brando Photographed By Philippe Halsman, 1949

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

The wind beneath each other's wings.

Marlon Brando Photographed By Philippe Halsman, 1949

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Of The Most Wholesome Things People Shared Online To Make Each Other's Day

Until now.

Meet The Clever 'The Jenkins' Comics That Will Make You Laugh A Lot

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Why?

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We need to stop consuming animal products the way we currently are. It's absolutely unsustainable. The amount of downvotes this post will receive proves the title of this post.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

Kurt Cobain

Hilarious Single-Panel Comics By Jim Shoenbill With Sudden Twists

Kurt Cobain

Hilarious Single-Panel Comics By Jim Shoenbill With Sudden Twists

"She Kept That Secret Until We Divorced": 30 People Who Witnessed Weddings Go Terribly Wrong Spill The Gossip In This Online Thread

But...why would you go through with the wedding in this case?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

"She Kept That Secret Until We Divorced": 30 People Who Witnessed Weddings Go Terribly Wrong Spill The Gossip In This Online Thread

Well, it was OP's grandparents' wedding, so if it happened before 1960, CPR wasn't a thing. It wasn't widely known until the 1980s. Also, if the lady was advanced in years, it just might be that there was little to be done.

"What Are You STILL Salty About?: 30 People Share Their Worst Injustice Moments In Life

I had a teacher steal a drawing I did. The thing is if he asked I would have given it to him.

"She Kept That Secret Until We Divorced": 30 People Who Witnessed Weddings Go Terribly Wrong Spill The Gossip In This Online Thread

"What Are You STILL Salty About?: 30 People Share Their Worst Injustice Moments In Life

I had a teacher steal a drawing I did. The thing is if he asked I would have given it to him.

"What Are You STILL Salty About?: 30 People Share Their Worst Injustice Moments In Life

She "forgot."

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 5 new posts 2 years ago

History

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

Art, History

14 Interesting Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (New Pics)

Art

14 Interesting Stories Behind Famous Masterpieces

Animals

Stunning Wildlife Photos

History

Typical Working Hours Through The Ages

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 20 list additions 2 years ago

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 20 hours ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Sounds like a great reason to move to the southern hemisphere.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

This is so lovely. I only watched it for funsies, but I am so glad it really helped students.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Take the time to learn the program and you won't have this problem.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 1 day ago

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

It's true. my two friends are extroverts.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 9 posts 6 days ago

30 Dates That Didn't Go Well At All, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Is this a cry for help?

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

I hate this so much. It's a very unrestful sleep because, I assume, the brain is trying to function as if it's awake.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

It never stopped Stevie Nicks.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

That's super interesting. I know I have always had trust issues, but I also go ahead and help people as much as I can. So... it's a weird balance, I guess?

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Of The Most Wholesome Things People Shared Online To Make Each Other's Day

Skweezy Jibbs is a great Twitter feed.

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Of The Most Wholesome Things People Shared Online To Make Each Other's Day

While it is a lovely gesture, I just can't get on board with calling this "wholesome" or "positive."

I Wanted To Know How 26 Celebrities Who Left Us Too Soon Would Be Now, So I Used A.I. To Get The Answer (New Pics)

The face, maybe.

I Wanted To Know How 26 Celebrities Who Left Us Too Soon Would Be Now, So I Used A.I. To Get The Answer (New Pics)

Ha ha ha ha! Not a chance!

I Wanted To Know How 26 Celebrities Who Left Us Too Soon Would Be Now, So I Used A.I. To Get The Answer (New Pics)

Yeah, no. He wouldn't have looked much different than he did when he died.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

"She Kept That Secret Until We Divorced": 30 People Who Witnessed Weddings Go Terribly Wrong Spill The Gossip In This Online Thread

"What Are You STILL Salty About?: 30 People Share Their Worst Injustice Moments In Life

I had a teacher steal a drawing I did. The thing is if he asked I would have given it to him.

"What Are You STILL Salty About?: 30 People Share Their Worst Injustice Moments In Life

She "forgot."

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

Online Group "Damn, That's Interesting" Shares 50 Interesting Facts And Pics

South Bend Community School Corporation, located in South Bend, Indiana, in case you were wondering.

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

I've seen this in action. It leaves me in stunned silence every time.

This Online Group Shares 50 Funny And Weird Vintage Ads And Most Of Them Hilariously Failed The Test Of Time

Exactly. It's like the human race can't see the danger until the disaster occurs.

“What Is Something Considered To Be ‘Normal’ By Society That You Refuse To Do?” (40 Answers)

It feels super creepy getting all up in the business of a total stranger like that.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 23 hours ago

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Take the time to learn the program and you won't have this problem.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

40 Times Travelers Were So Stunned By The Otherworldly Places They Saw, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

Love to go, but can't find Iithaly on the map anwhere ... :(

Artist Repaints Mass-Produced Celebrity And Character Dolls To The Point They Look Naturally Lifelike (30 New Pics)

Dang. The original one did Selena dirty.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Um cough Stevie Nicks

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

It never stopped Stevie Nicks.

Marlon Brando Photographed By Philippe Halsman, 1949

Nemo1ner reply

We need to stop consuming animal products the way we currently are. It's absolutely unsustainable. The amount of downvotes this post will receive proves the title of this post.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 8 items 6 days ago