Corey Brown
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6’3” Lived In A Traditional Japanese House In Japan For Two Months. There Was Lots Of Exposed Wooden Beams
Friend Of Mine Had A Photo Booth Set Up At His Wedding... Probably My Favorite Picture Of My GF (6’2) And I (6’6).
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Hey Pandas, What Do You Love About Your Significant Other Or Your Relationship?
The thing I love most about my relationship? Well, he's cute, and funny, and annoying and loud sometimes. He cleans spills from the floor. He also lets me know if someone is at our door or on the sidewalk a block away, not to mention his fluffiness and boopable nose. Corey Brown • upvoted an item 1 week ago
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I wanted to make cookies for my mom that spelled "mom" and I ordered one "o" and two "m" cookie cutters
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Wanted to light a candle. Struck a match. Changed my mind about which candle I wanted to light, and decided to light a Yankee jar candle instead. Couldn't get the lid off with one hand. Stuck the lit match in my mouth so I could use both hands to get the lid off. Couldn't smell the scented candle. Could only smell singed nose hair for days.
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I once had a brain fart and forgot that porcupines were animals. I was hanging out with my family and my niece mentioned that her favorite animal was a porcupine, and I laughed for a good long time before explaining to her that porcupines weren't animals. I'd gotten them mixed up with pine cones. I have a graduate degree. My niece was maybe 6 at the time. She schooled me.
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I once threw a stone high in the air directly above me. Absolutely no reason for that, just because I could I guess. Instead of walking away, I kept standing there, looking at the stone falling down until it was too late to move. I still managed to put my hands up protecting my head, hurt a lot anyway. I don't think I'll ever win a Nobel prize.
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Put some hot, boiling sauce into a shot glass to let it cool down for tasting. Do something else for ten seconds. Spot shot glass 'Ah right I wanted to check the taste'. Proceed not to gently suckle on it, but down the still almost boiling, fatty fluid into my mouth like cold vodka.
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6’3” Lived In A Traditional Japanese House In Japan For Two Months. There Was Lots Of Exposed Wooden Beams
Friend Of Mine Had A Photo Booth Set Up At His Wedding... Probably My Favorite Picture Of My GF (6’2) And I (6’6).
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Hey Pandas, What Do You Love About Your Significant Other Or Your Relationship?
The thing I love most about my relationship? Well, he's cute, and funny, and annoying and loud sometimes. He cleans spills from the floor. He also lets me know if someone is at our door or on the sidewalk a block away, not to mention his fluffiness and boopable nose. Corey Brown • upvoted an item 1 week ago
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