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Cookie • commented on a post 3 days ago

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Now that is revolting.

Cookie • upvoted an item 3 days ago

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

ew.

Cookie • upvoted 11 items 4 days ago

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Yup, that’ll do it.

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

since when is $200 (about 320 now i think) cheap

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Yup, that’ll do it.

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

since when is $200 (about 320 now i think) cheap

Funny-Weird-Prom-Fail-Jimmy-Fallon

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Cookie • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

Someone Asks Atheists From Religious Families What Made Them Non-Believers, 30 Give Honest Answers

There's a place where everything is nice and dandy - it's called Heaven.

30 Very Appropriate Jokes, As Shared On This "Clean Jokes" Online Group

Sweet!

Cookie • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

Smart man. How not to be s paedo. Love will wait.

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

She's saying in a nice way how stupid you were.

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

Smart man. How not to be s paedo. Love will wait.

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

She's saying in a nice way how stupid you were.

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

Henpecked alright.

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Cookie • upvoted 9 items 6 days ago

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

That doesn't help them and makes it worse. Women need an escape plan and they need to WANT to leave. Terrible advice.

30 Very Appropriate Jokes, As Shared On This "Clean Jokes" Online Group

that's why commas are important

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

That doesn't help them and makes it worse. Women need an escape plan and they need to WANT to leave. Terrible advice.

30 Very Appropriate Jokes, As Shared On This "Clean Jokes" Online Group

that's why commas are important

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

Do you want to get your friend killed? Nothing puts a woman at greater risk of being murdered, than leaving an abusive man. That's how a vast majority of women who are murdered die. If you want to help her - take her in and hide her.

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

Oh god please don't ever do this until the woman is safe and far away from the abuser this is when women get murdered when the guy thinks they're about to leave them or it gets out in the open. If she tells the cops there's no concern as soon as that door shuts she's getting beat and you will never ever be able to talk to that friend again he'll make sure of it by threatening he'll hurt the kids too. Women in abusive relationships need escape plans that need to be secret until the day they leave and a support system to help. The leading cause of death of pregnant women in the US is partner gun violence. I know that sounds crazy but it's absolutely true you can google it yourself. That's another reason why forcing women to give birth is going to cause so many more murders due to domestic violence

30 Very Appropriate Jokes, As Shared On This "Clean Jokes" Online Group

What does the roommate being Asian have to do with the joke though? It would've been fine with "my roommate says..."

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

So you go to the police, the police turn up at their house, she says there's no abuse (because she's scared to tell them), the police leave, he gets mad because the police were involved, things get worse for her. It's a noble thought, but one of the least helpful things you can do until someone is ready to talk to the police.

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

Problem is when they speak with her and she refuses to press charges it doesn't go anywhere. The abuser will only cut her off from having friends and become even more isolated. You can only keep pressuring her to do the right thing. Sadly unless he is caught in public or on video abusing her where she can't lie abt it... The police won't step in.

30 Very Appropriate Jokes, As Shared On This "Clean Jokes" Online Group

He must have been an old salt

30 Very Appropriate Jokes, As Shared On This "Clean Jokes" Online Group

Well that just sucks.

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Cookie • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

"... i want you to do that to me,"

Artist Illustrates The Pressures She And Other Women Face From Society In 30 New Honest Comics

what part of "never" do you not understand. we don't want to be objectified!

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

"... i want you to do that to me,"

Artist Illustrates The Pressures She And Other Women Face From Society In 30 New Honest Comics

what part of "never" do you not understand. we don't want to be objectified!

Artist Illustrates The Pressures She And Other Women Face From Society In 30 New Honest Comics

Never.

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Cookie • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

Marriage-Tweets

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Cookie • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

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Cookie • submitted 5 list additions 7 years ago

76 Things That Are Hilariously Similar To Each Other (Part 3)

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Cookie • commented on a post 3 days ago

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Now that is revolting.

Cookie • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

Someone Asks Atheists From Religious Families What Made Them Non-Believers, 30 Give Honest Answers

There's a place where everything is nice and dandy - it's called Heaven.

30 Very Appropriate Jokes, As Shared On This "Clean Jokes" Online Group

Sweet!

Cookie • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

Smart man. How not to be s paedo. Love will wait.

30 Times People Noticed Something Was Off About Their Friend's Significant Other And Were Proven To Be Right Later

She's saying in a nice way how stupid you were.

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

Henpecked alright.

Cookie • commented on 14 posts 1 week ago

Americans Who Traveled To Europe Share 40 Culture Shocks That They Experienced

Thank you for this virtual travel.

Americans Who Traveled To Europe Share 40 Culture Shocks That They Experienced

Typical ugly American.

Americans Who Traveled To Europe Share 40 Culture Shocks That They Experienced

Being fed? Are you cattle?

35 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Viral Thread

You may have fibroids.

35 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Viral Thread

Why would you need 8 tampons for a few hours?

30 Times People Acted So Entitled, The Internet Had To Call Them Out For It (New Posts)

How about paying your staff a decent wage instead of forcing customers to pay tips?

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

There are more honest jobs to do than sell cancer.

30 Of The Worst Hotel Experiences, As Told By The People Who Survived It

You're itching not from bugs but the pesticide.

30 Of The Worst Hotel Experiences, As Told By The People Who Survived It

Boss from hell.

30 Of The Worst Hotel Experiences, As Told By The People Who Survived It

You could have called reception.

Disney Theme Park Employees Reveal Things They Love And Hate About It (30 Posts)

Hope he went to prison for that.

Disney Theme Park Employees Reveal Things They Love And Hate About It (30 Posts)

Hope he went to jail for that.

50 Amazing Medical Cases That Are Interesting And Bizarre At The Same Time

They break and reset the jaw.

50 Amazing Medical Cases That Are Interesting And Bizarre At The Same Time

They are connected to all the organs in your body.

Cookie • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

30 Celebs Who Were Canceled But Didn't Deserve It, According To People Online

Yeah the two Coreys is really hard to take for us 80's kids.

30 Celebs Who Were Canceled But Didn't Deserve It, According To People Online

Ofcourse it was the womans fault. /s The hypocracy!!!

30 Celebs Who Were Canceled But Didn't Deserve It, According To People Online

And it was a nipple ffs! USA went apesh!t. Here in europe we see nipples every day on tv, beach, clubs.

30 Celebs Who Were Canceled But Didn't Deserve It, According To People Online

And she was freaking right.

30 Celebs Who Were Canceled But Didn't Deserve It, According To People Online

Even after all the information we have now, people still try to do that! She recently uploaded a photo of her butt and people again started to wonder if she is mentally healthy and that maybe she still needs protection!!!

30 Celebs Who Were Canceled But Didn't Deserve It, According To People Online

The problem here is that Bill Clinton didn't get so much hate!! All the hate was mostly for her and still is until now! Yes there was a blame to her too but that was so unfair to her and it's sad that mostly the woman will get the hate in these situations! The woman is always the s**t that dragged the man into sin🙄

Cookie • upvoted 12 items 3 days ago

Funny-Weird-Prom-Fail-Jimmy-Fallon

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

since when is $200 (about 320 now i think) cheap

Funny-Weird-Prom-Fail-Jimmy-Fallon

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Yup, that’ll do it.

30 Hilariously-Painful 'Prom Fail' Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

ew.

Funny-Weird-Prom-Fail-Jimmy-Fallon

Cookie • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

Funny-Clean-Jokes

A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors but he turned himself in... ...after taking some time to reflect. Luckily, the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the man.

Funny-Clean-Jokes

I went to the store last week to buy 6 cans of Sprite. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had picked 7 up.

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