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CMDR unematti • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Family Drama Ensues After Wife Comes Home To Find 7-Month-Old Daughter Hungry And With A Full Diaper While Husband Is "Live Streaming" In Another Room

I think they're saying that grocery took maybe 2 hours and the rest was her own time, at least that was what i thought

CMDR unematti • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

30 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Can’t Wait For The Summer To Be Over

So use designated cups they always use for water, that is only theirs

CMDR unematti • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

30 Funny And Relatable Anti-Work Posts For Anyone Who Hates Working, As Shared On This Online Group

Not good enough. Those low paid employees might have kids to take care of. They might be the only income maker in the household too

“AITA For Throwing Away The Food My Wife Put In My Freezer And Then Putting A Padlock On It?”

I'm guessing she's under the belief that she had to take care of household stuff like food and so anything you do, like frozen burritos is encroaching on their authority. She "let's"you have it for a short time but absolutely you can't manage anything food related because that's her job

"Thanks, I Hate It": 40 Unsettling Things That Nobody Wanted To See, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

Chewbacca is an animal only add much as any human. And since when is it bad for men to have nice bottoms? That's sexism right there

"An Entitled Mother Insists That I 'Share' My Nintendo Switch With Her Child On My Flight"

God sayeth in his ultimate wisdom: you must give your electronics to irresponsible strangers should they need it ...

Sister RSVPs ‘No’ To Her Own Brother’s Wedding Because It’s Way Too Expensive, Asks The Internet If She Was A Jerk

NTA. "You're overreacting" is obvious minimization and dismissal of your feelings. It's their special day, not yours, personally i would've been much less patient.

Man Lets Out An Indoor Cat He Hates "Probably Hoping For Her To Get Lost", Fiancée Goes Off At Him In Front Of His Whole Family

That's a manipulator, he thought he had you "in the bag"already and started showing the controlling tendencies. You need to get rid of him.

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CMDR unematti • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

50 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Bullet dodged.

Test Your Creativity With These 62 Lateral-Thinking Puzzles (With Answers)

I was thinking it was a baker's dozen.

CMDR unematti • commented on 10 posts 2 months ago

"Am I The Jerk For 'Emasculating' A Guy By Winning Against Him In A Game?"

Joe needs to grow the F up.

Guy Explains Why Hospital Bills In The USA Are So Expensive

They need to be required to list the price they pay for the material, and only bill that. Then separate bill you for the work and accommodation.

"Am I The Jerk For 'Emasculating' A Guy By Winning Against Him In A Game?"

Joe needs to grow the F up.

Guy Explains Why Hospital Bills In The USA Are So Expensive

They need to be required to list the price they pay for the material, and only bill that. Then separate bill you for the work and accommodation.

30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do

I'm sorry, drive through banks? ...

40 New Uplifting And Straightforward Comics By Captainscratchy

I thought that's exactly the right strategy against a shark

40 New Uplifting And Straightforward Comics By Captainscratchy

That's their nose, i think. do you blue bubbles through your nose?

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

Funny depending on the weather I'm both

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

Why not both? Whiskey to forget, tulips to remind. And food is just always yes 🤤

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

Yeah i found people get bothered less by you annoying them with small things if you yourself don't make it a big thing. Also it's better to thank them than song sorry like if they let you back in after going to the toilet just say thanks

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

The internet told me those two are couple... Can i not trust the internet?

Here Are 30 Of The Latest Comics That Poke Fun At Our Society And Daily Life By This Artist

Neither of those things are actually the problem unfortunately

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CMDR unematti • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

Guy Explains Why Hospital Bills In The USA Are So Expensive

They need to be required to list the price they pay for the material, and only bill that. Then separate bill you for the work and accommodation.

"Am I The Jerk For Refusing To Give My Husband My New WiFi Password?"

When you have to dicipline your husband like you would your teenage kid, maybe it's time to find an adult as a partner

CMDR unematti • commented on 10 posts 3 months ago

New Mom Warns Her Friend To Wear A Bra Before Meeting Baby, She Doesn't Listen And Calls Her Misogynistic

Seems like the friend is narcissistic. She obviously made a mistake but cannot admit it. How a baby grabbing breasts is sexual i cannot imagine....

35 Unethical Practices That Are Surprisingly A Thing In Some Schools, As Pointed Out By Folks Online

By that standard, office workers should have uniforms too. As far asi see, unless it's needed (like a mechanic that works with dirty stuff, in PE class, or in the military, etc.) It is in fact indefensible, and stifles self expression in young people

New Mom Warns Her Friend To Wear A Bra Before Meeting Baby, She Doesn't Listen And Calls Her Misogynistic

Seems like the friend is narcissistic. She obviously made a mistake but cannot admit it. How a baby grabbing breasts is sexual i cannot imagine....

35 Unethical Practices That Are Surprisingly A Thing In Some Schools, As Pointed Out By Folks Online

40 Dishes Made By Guys That Raise A Lot Of Questions And Zero Appetite, As Shared By Their Girlfriends Online

But zero harmony

40 Dishes Made By Guys That Raise A Lot Of Questions And Zero Appetite, As Shared By Their Girlfriends Online

... So? Keychain is good, pasta is the sandwich bread of cooked food, you can put anything on it. This looks like a time and money saving method really

40 Dishes Made By Guys That Raise A Lot Of Questions And Zero Appetite, As Shared By Their Girlfriends Online

That's not done yet... Not fair

40 Dishes Made By Guys That Raise A Lot Of Questions And Zero Appetite, As Shared By Their Girlfriends Online

It is?... I don't think it is

40 Dishes Made By Guys That Raise A Lot Of Questions And Zero Appetite, As Shared By Their Girlfriends Online

Lazy people. Like me 🤷🏼‍♀️

40 New Comics With Unexpectedly Dark Twists By Dave Contra

Honestly it would be a super boring game

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

Yeah, big animals, called banks... Not buildings full of people doing money stuff... No need for people in banks... Because banks are those huge plants, you know...

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

Why didn't the 20 take it home for family and friends instead of throwing it out?

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CMDR unematti • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

New Mom Warns Her Friend To Wear A Bra Before Meeting Baby, She Doesn't Listen And Calls Her Misogynistic

Umm... OP was not sexualizing breasts. "Your nipples will be treated as milk-providing by my infant, please take preventative measures in self-defense." is not the same as "Please cover yourself, least my innocent child be scarred for life by seeing boobs." 'Friend' is sexualising the situation herself.

40 Dishes Made By Guys That Raise A Lot Of Questions And Zero Appetite, As Shared By Their Girlfriends Online

might try it 🤨

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CMDR unematti • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Family Drama Ensues After Wife Comes Home To Find 7-Month-Old Daughter Hungry And With A Full Diaper While Husband Is "Live Streaming" In Another Room

I think they're saying that grocery took maybe 2 hours and the rest was her own time, at least that was what i thought

CMDR unematti • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

30 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Can’t Wait For The Summer To Be Over

So use designated cups they always use for water, that is only theirs

CMDR unematti • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

50 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Okay so... May be a silly question... But these guys don't know you can do other stuff too, the tightness of that particular place does not matter to have great sex...?

50 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Oh i hope his dates noticed the red flags and ran

50 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Nah man, they're wearing it for themselves, don't give a f*** about you in their decision

50 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

His last sentence was correct at least

50 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

That man would be called a s**t too, and g*y (not sure if the word is acceptable)

50 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Is it cheating if men cheat with each other?

30 Funny And Relatable Anti-Work Posts For Anyone Who Hates Working, As Shared On This Online Group

Not good enough. Those low paid employees might have kids to take care of. They might be the only income maker in the household too

“AITA For Throwing Away The Food My Wife Put In My Freezer And Then Putting A Padlock On It?”

"Thanks, I Hate It": 40 Unsettling Things That Nobody Wanted To See, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

Chewbacca is an animal only add much as any human. And since when is it bad for men to have nice bottoms? That's sexism right there

"An Entitled Mother Insists That I 'Share' My Nintendo Switch With Her Child On My Flight"

God sayeth in his ultimate wisdom: you must give your electronics to irresponsible strangers should they need it ...

Sister RSVPs ‘No’ To Her Own Brother’s Wedding Because It’s Way Too Expensive, Asks The Internet If She Was A Jerk

NTA. "You're overreacting" is obvious minimization and dismissal of your feelings. It's their special day, not yours, personally i would've been much less patient.

Man Lets Out An Indoor Cat He Hates "Probably Hoping For Her To Get Lost", Fiancée Goes Off At Him In Front Of His Whole Family

That's a manipulator, he thought he had you "in the bag"already and started showing the controlling tendencies. You need to get rid of him.

CMDR unematti • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

"Am I The Jerk For 'Emasculating' A Guy By Winning Against Him In A Game?"

Joe needs to grow the F up.

Guy Explains Why Hospital Bills In The USA Are So Expensive

They need to be required to list the price they pay for the material, and only bill that. Then separate bill you for the work and accommodation.

30 Folks Online Share Things That No Tourist In America Should Under Any Circumstances Do

I'm sorry, drive through banks? ...

40 New Uplifting And Straightforward Comics By Captainscratchy

I thought that's exactly the right strategy against a shark

40 New Uplifting And Straightforward Comics By Captainscratchy

That's their nose, i think. do you blue bubbles through your nose?

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

Funny depending on the weather I'm both

CMDR unematti • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

50 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Bullet dodged.

Test Your Creativity With These 62 Lateral-Thinking Puzzles (With Answers)

I was thinking it was a baker's dozen.

CMDR unematti • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

Guy Explains Why Hospital Bills In The USA Are So Expensive

They need to be required to list the price they pay for the material, and only bill that. Then separate bill you for the work and accommodation.

"Am I The Jerk For Refusing To Give My Husband My New WiFi Password?"

When you have to dicipline your husband like you would your teenage kid, maybe it's time to find an adult as a partner

CMDR unematti • upvoted 13 items 3 months ago

New Mom Warns Her Friend To Wear A Bra Before Meeting Baby, She Doesn't Listen And Calls Her Misogynistic

40 Dishes Made By Guys That Raise A Lot Of Questions And Zero Appetite, As Shared By Their Girlfriends Online

might try it 🤨

40 Dishes Made By Guys That Raise A Lot Of Questions And Zero Appetite, As Shared By Their Girlfriends Online

Nothing says romantic like pickles

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

Of course, I, a Swiss, wake up in a bank everyday, go to the next ATM and eat bills for breakfast before I take a stroll to the next gold bunker to polish shiny metal for the rest of my day, just as the Erebor dwarf I actually am.

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

Well, better than giving her a credit card to max out.

30 Delusional And Completely Out-Of-Touch Things People Heard Others Say (New Answers)

that's actually pretty sad

35 Pieces Of Information That Feel Illegal To Know (New Answers)

Because it is the original one in Switzerland...

35 Pieces Of Information That Feel Illegal To Know (New Answers)

“actual cost” = $3.00 “billed cost”=$666.66

35 Pieces Of Information That Feel Illegal To Know (New Answers)

🤔 I think they mean “actual cost” and not patient “billed cost”

40 Painfully Relatable Truths All Millennials Can Relate To, As Shared On The 'Lost Generation' Online Group (New Pics)

So binge watching Netflix is not okay but owning multiple gas guzzlers and private planes is okay? Got it.

30 Things That People Thought They Wanted So Much, Yet Regretted After Finally Getting, As Shared In This Online Group

Oh and then they'll end up engaged within a few months! (Yes, a guy did the same to me)

Someone Asked "What Beloved Person In History Should Be Hated?", Here Are 30 Eye-Opening Answers

most celebs are actors, right?

People-Opinions-Reddit

Turn signals should NEVER be red.

CMDR unematti • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

30 Comics That Are Funny, Sad, And Twisted At The Same Time By Buni (New Pics)

He's visiting the Netherlands.

40 Funny Comics With Unexpected Twists Made By This Artist

They're*

"I'd Do It Again": Husband Can't Stand Wife Being 'Chronically Late', So He Decides To Teach Her A Lesson

I have a chronically-late sister-in-law. The family got tired of "dinner starts at 6" means "Everyone but Jessie arrives at 6 and waits until 7:30 or 8:00 for Jessie and then we all start eating" so now it means "dinner starts at 6 and Jessie eats alone when she arrives". Her lateness HAS gotten better, in fact much better, but the main difference is that we're not mad at her when she shows up late any more.

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