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The late Fred Rogers. I met him when I was a young punk working in a video rental store. He was truly truly a saint. He chatted with us for a while and treated me and my metal head co worker with the same respect and love that he treated everyone on his show, and as he left told us he was proud to have such fine upstanding young men as his neighbors. One of my favorite memories.
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I was breastfeeding my son while babysitting my 3yo nephew. Thos is how the conversation went: N: what's that? M: it's my boob, the baby's milk comes from there N: oh.. N:...that's a nice boob. He then patted my boob and went to play with his toys.GMHOTS12345 reply
I'm a fat kid 187.3 pound's to be correct at the age of 16 and when I was going to school this new little kid comes in the bus see me (mind that i always sit in tha last row) approaches me and says can I sit next to you and I like "sure, no problem" so he sits beside me then leans on my tummy and now I WTF is he doing?????? then I tell him that it makes me feel uncomfortable and he looks me dead in the eyes and say's "oh i thought that was a pillow my father has the same pillow and he let's sleep on it and my mother also". I nearly died of laughing.
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Half said, half action. Was taking her to nursery in the middle of winter. She had those mittens that connected to her coat with string,but wasn't wearing them and was complaining that her hands were cold. Me - if your hands are cold, why don't you put your mittens on then sweetheart? Her - I can't daddy, my mittens are full of oats. *she then up-ends her gloves and porridge oats pour out of her mittens making two little mounds on the floor*
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My four year old brother was messing around with a knife, and i grabbed it away from him, and told him to be careful. He asked me why. So i said he could really hurt himself and die. I then said you know (insert brothers name) if you ever die my heart would be broken. His reply: You know op if you ever die my heart would be fixed. Man i was so offended but it caught me so off guard i couldnt help but laugh ahah
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