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Somehow, shark attacks are greater than zero in my state (CO, USA).

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Freefall • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Neither. Self driving technology is not ready for the world until it can choose to kill neither.

Freefall • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

I would totally watch that.

Cursed_sport

Freefall • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

this kid will grow up to be the class clown

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Freefall • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

I would lash out (for the pun) but eye see what you did there.

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

I want one that measures in small boulders as big as large boulders please! :)

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

I would lash out (for the pun) but eye see what you did there.

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

I want one that measures in small boulders as big as large boulders please! :)

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

This is not always a bad thing. Many class clowns go on to succeed. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4uisao/redditors_whatever_happened_to_your_schools_class/?rdt=33351&onetap_auto=true

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Freefall • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Swimminginsarcasm reply

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (European) is roughly 11m/s or 24 mph.

Clever-Science-Memes

Freefall • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

100 Funniest Finds That'll Crack You Up In 2024

$24 when I clicked.

Freefall • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

39 Pranks For April 1st You Can Order From Amazon

@Kat O'Sherry, kindly shut the f**k up. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. Why are you even here if you're just going to critisise it all?

Get Wild With Buffalo Bob's: Indulge In Exotic Game Meat Snacks!

39 Pranks For April 1st You Can Order From Amazon

@Kat O'Sherry, kindly shut the f**k up. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. Why are you even here if you're just going to critisise it all?

Get Wild With Buffalo Bob's: Indulge In Exotic Game Meat Snacks!

50 Interesting Photographs From The Past That Might Help You Learn Something New

What? States have never stopped teenagers working.

50 Interesting Photographs From The Past That Might Help You Learn Something New

It's different now. Most children wouldn't be doing these jobs to support their family and had no other choice. Now it would be more like getting some extra money to buy V Bucks or whatever. I'm 15 and currently in the market for a job, so technically me getting a job would be child labor.

50 Interesting Photographs From The Past That Might Help You Learn Something New

Oh yea? Please enlighten us on which states and what the law says. Kids should work if they want to anyway.

“Classic Urban Planning”: 30 Spot-On Memes That Highlight The Absurdity Of Modern City Planning

It seems like the author is suggesting (over and over) that we'd all be better off if we couldn't find a place to park.

ArtemisAndromeda reply

I personally really like Lampo (dog) It's about a dog from Italy that became famous for travelling Italy by trains all by himself.

30 Heartwarming Comics That This Artist Created Inspired By His Dog (New Pics)

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Freefall • commented on a post 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

I have heard it as a small medium at large.

Freefall • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

People Share The Moments That Ended A Friendship, Here Are The 30 Most Interesting Posts

Use what works.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

My father still has a leather belt from my Great-grandfather. Minimize stress and keep it moisturized and it will last a very long time.

People Share The Moments That Ended A Friendship, Here Are The 30 Most Interesting Posts

Use what works.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

My father still has a leather belt from my Great-grandfather. Minimize stress and keep it moisturized and it will last a very long time.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

:D or :::::D

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

I've moved on from duct tape to gaffer tape. The adhesive works better.

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Freefall • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

Military ordinance tape works well

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

Leather takes a long time to rot and needs to be wet for it to happen. The leather in Mad Max wouldnt rot. It would however crack from sun exposure without proper leather care and conditioning.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

Military ordinance tape works well

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

Leather takes a long time to rot and needs to be wet for it to happen. The leather in Mad Max wouldnt rot. It would however crack from sun exposure without proper leather care and conditioning.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

no, I'd love to see it :D

People Share The Moments That Ended A Friendship, Here Are The 30 Most Interesting Posts

Controlling partners are gross and should be struck in the genitals thrice, every time they try to tell their partner what they can and can't do.

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Freefall • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

Today-I-Learned

TIL that dogs intentionally try to make humans laugh. They understand that laughter means play, and play is positive.

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Hmmm, yes, but it is the responsibility of the gold course to ensure that people aren't launching golf-ball-shaped-missiles at people's houses. The golf club should be paying to replacement of those panels, and also erecting netting to prevent this. If the netting can't be erected, they should be reconfiguring the layout of the course to ensure this does not happen again.

Today-I-Learned

TIL that dogs intentionally try to make humans laugh. They understand that laughter means play, and play is positive.

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

"Which Old Wives' Tale Is Actually True?" (30 Answers)

"Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning." That is the version I learned.

50 Times Signs Had No Right To Be This Funny, As Shared In This Facebook Group

"Which Old Wives' Tale Is Actually True?" (30 Answers)

I never knew this was considered an "old wive's tale" I always thought it was a well known proven fact.

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Freefall • commented on 6 posts 3 months ago

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

Slurp slurp!

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

Chemicals go brrrr.....

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

Slurp slurp!

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

Chemicals go brrrr.....

50 Mildly Interesting Experiences Tourists Had While Visiting Other Countries (New Pics)

If it looks like a duck.... To scam THIS particular QR code installation, they would need to spend substantially more than they would make.

50 Mildly Interesting Experiences Tourists Had While Visiting Other Countries (New Pics)

And besides, she looks to be Australian.

50 Mildly Interesting Experiences Tourists Had While Visiting Other Countries (New Pics)

Meh. Colorado, USA most days.

50 Mildly Interesting Experiences Tourists Had While Visiting Other Countries (New Pics)

Stop bragging.

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Freefall • submitted a new post 7 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Have You Experienced That Is Both Sad And Happy At The Same Time? (Closed)

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Freefall • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Neither. Self driving technology is not ready for the world until it can choose to kill neither.

Freefall • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

I would lash out (for the pun) but eye see what you did there.

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

I want one that measures in small boulders as big as large boulders please! :)

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

This is not always a bad thing. Many class clowns go on to succeed. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4uisao/redditors_whatever_happened_to_your_schools_class/?rdt=33351&onetap_auto=true

Freefall • commented on a post 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

I have heard it as a small medium at large.

Freefall • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

People Share The Moments That Ended A Friendship, Here Are The 30 Most Interesting Posts

Use what works.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

My father still has a leather belt from my Great-grandfather. Minimize stress and keep it moisturized and it will last a very long time.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

:D or :::::D

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

I've moved on from duct tape to gaffer tape. The adhesive works better.

Freefall • commented on 11 posts 3 months ago

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

Slurp slurp!

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

Chemicals go brrrr.....

50 Mildly Interesting Experiences Tourists Had While Visiting Other Countries (New Pics)

If it looks like a duck.... To scam THIS particular QR code installation, they would need to spend substantially more than they would make.

50 Mildly Interesting Experiences Tourists Had While Visiting Other Countries (New Pics)

And besides, she looks to be Australian.

50 Mildly Interesting Experiences Tourists Had While Visiting Other Countries (New Pics)

Meh. Colorado, USA most days.

50 Mildly Interesting Experiences Tourists Had While Visiting Other Countries (New Pics)

Stop bragging.

50 Pictures That Have No Right To Be This Funny

Im'ma lefty sooooo......🫲🥲♾️

35 Worst Decisions Made By Large Companies That Nearly, Or Did, Shut Them Down

I never liked them to begin with. I do not like my subs toasted and that was their schtick.

35 Worst Decisions Made By Large Companies That Nearly, Or Did, Shut Them Down

Vail Resorts screws up everything they touch. I live in CO and have seen it firsthand.

35 Worst Decisions Made By Large Companies That Nearly, Or Did, Shut Them Down

The only time I listen to local stations is when I'm in a rideshare and they have the radio playing. My Youtube Music playlist is fire without me having to do a damn thing!

30 Things People Roasted Millennials For Loving In 2023, And It’s Funny Because It’s True

I'm Gen X and don't ask for anyone; we just figure it out.

Freefall • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

I would totally watch that.

Cursed_sport

Swimminginsarcasm reply

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (European) is roughly 11m/s or 24 mph.

Freefall • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

“Scented Pads”: 30 Things That Were Clearly Designed By Men For Women

I still maintain that the female pocket is deliberately small to keep the handbag business going. I don't believe the fashion designers that claim it destroys the line of the clothing...

33 Cringy Things That Scream Someone Peaked In High School

I remember a guy always going on about how he scored four touchdowns in one game; no surprise he ended up as a shoe salesman

Clever-Science-Memes

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

this kid will grow up to be the class clown

Freefall • upvoted 2 items 4 weeks ago

100 Funniest Finds That'll Crack You Up In 2024

$24 when I clicked.

Get Wild With Buffalo Bob's: Indulge In Exotic Game Meat Snacks!

Freefall • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

39 Pranks For April 1st You Can Order From Amazon

@Kat O'Sherry, kindly shut the f**k up. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. Why are you even here if you're just going to critisise it all?

50 Interesting Photographs From The Past That Might Help You Learn Something New

Oh yea? Please enlighten us on which states and what the law says. Kids should work if they want to anyway.

50 Interesting Photographs From The Past That Might Help You Learn Something New

What? States have never stopped teenagers working.

ArtemisAndromeda reply

I personally really like Lampo (dog) It's about a dog from Italy that became famous for travelling Italy by trains all by himself.

30 Heartwarming Comics That This Artist Created Inspired By His Dog (New Pics)

“Classic Urban Planning”: 30 Spot-On Memes That Highlight The Absurdity Of Modern City Planning

It seems like the author is suggesting (over and over) that we'd all be better off if we couldn't find a place to park.

Freefall • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

People Share The Moments That Ended A Friendship, Here Are The 30 Most Interesting Posts

Controlling partners are gross and should be struck in the genitals thrice, every time they try to tell their partner what they can and can't do.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

Military ordinance tape works well

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

no, I'd love to see it :D

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

Leather takes a long time to rot and needs to be wet for it to happen. The leather in Mad Max wouldnt rot. It would however crack from sun exposure without proper leather care and conditioning.

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