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I is a hooman. I is not. a doggo I swer.

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I_is_hoomin_I_swer • upvoted 7 items 3 years ago

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

So if you leave an empty can of cat food out long enough, a whole new kitty will grow. lol

Remember The Massive Coffin That Hasn't Been Opened In 2000 Years? They Just Opened It

Shocking.

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

So if you leave an empty can of cat food out long enough, a whole new kitty will grow. lol

Remember The Massive Coffin That Hasn't Been Opened In 2000 Years? They Just Opened It

Shocking.

Remember The Massive Coffin That Hasn't Been Opened In 2000 Years? They Just Opened It

The bodies were unnamed? It was an extreme dishonour to have no name on your burial chamber. Those people were very naughty... I agree with Erica Otis, where's Brendan?

Remember The Massive Coffin That Hasn't Been Opened In 2000 Years? They Just Opened It

Traitors? They weren't given the honour of an individual burial. Instead they were condemned to the unsanitary depths of sewage together for over 2000 years! Their spirits were to roam the sewers till their bodies recovered and put on display in a museum. This was the decree of the last Pharaoh.

147 Photos That Are So Uncomfortable You Probably Won't Finish Scrolling

Is she a raccoon?

Archaeologists Found A Massive Black Coffin In Egypt, And The Internet Is Freaking Out

I'm guessing a dead body. I mean it's not too much of a stretch.

Ireland President Michael Higgins

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I_is_hoomin_I_swer • upvoted 32 items 4 years ago

The Internet Is Shutting Down Anti-Vaxxers One By One And It's Too Entertaining To Read (22 Pics)

I'm sick of it because I'm autistic, and while it's true I'm high functioning and not that severe, it's just insulting that people honestly think that risking autism is worse than risking dying a horrible death by completely preventable diseases. Shows just how highly they think of autistic people.

The Internet Is Shutting Down Anti-Vaxxers One By One And It's Too Entertaining To Read (22 Pics)

Do people don't understand we have dangerous diseases that can't be obliterated by our immune system alone because a) those diseases are new b) therefore our immune system isn't familiar with them and can't fight on its own?!

The Internet Is Shutting Down Anti-Vaxxers One By One And It's Too Entertaining To Read (22 Pics)

These 275 Funny Comics By Theodd1sout Have The Most Unexpected Endings

Jeeez. this is savage!

Mother Finds Out That Her Daughter Is A Bully, Comes Up With An Unexpected Punishment

Her Mum is showing her what she did is wrong. What would you be saying if the mother didn't do anything and another child committed suicide because of this girl bullying them.Alot off people would pour the blame on the parent for not doing anything about her daughter being a bully.

Mother Finds Out That Her Daughter Is A Bully, Comes Up With An Unexpected Punishment

By your definition, every form of punishment becomes bullying. Freud for all his faults was spot-on about the superego forming from a position of helplessness. As has been pointed out many times, my generation (which was subject to punishement) is much better behaved that the current generation which thinks it is not. Punishment should be proportional, but this seems proportional and related to the offense. You’ve made an assertion which is ridiculous, btw, that a punishment should not echo the offense.

Mother Finds Out That Her Daughter Is A Bully, Comes Up With An Unexpected Punishment

No this just teaches the kid, that when you make bad choices there are bad consequences that go along with it. I agree something is proabably on her mind and she needs to get to the bottom of that, but for bad behavior there really must be consequences that are harsh enough to mak them think twice about doing the same thing again. You need both the talking to and the consequences. Also Mom is not a bully in the real sense of that word, it just seems that way because she has all the power. And that is life. There are people above you in authority who can take things away from you. As an adult it is the police and court system who can take your shit away when you make bad choices and break the law.

Mother Finds Out That Her Daughter Is A Bully, Comes Up With An Unexpected Punishment

Ridiculous. It's called punishment. Kids aren't entitled to things.

Mother Finds Out That Her Daughter Is A Bully, Comes Up With An Unexpected Punishment

Actually, I did something very similar to my son who was about 8 or 9. He's 38 now so no social media around then admittedly. We took every single toy, everything, out of his room, he got it back a month later. This was punishment for sheep worrying. We lived in a training barracks near Newcastle, it was an old RAF place complete with airfield. The whole area was surrounded by fields with sheep and cattle. He and his friend decided it would be fun to go into one of the fields and chase the sheep, they were just after lambing at the time. As it happened my husband's Commanding Officer saw them from his staff car and called my husband in to tell him, he gave my hub a severe telling off. So the toys went out, no treats, no outings, no TV, nothing that he would enjoy. He was told what his actions could have done to the sheep and lambs in no uncertain terms, we frightened him. I wouldn't care what other parents would think of me if I had said to anybody, probably like this mum.

This Company Is Fixing Roads All Around The USA And The Reason Behind It Is So Satisfying

oops sham* it's clearly a sham

This Company Is Fixing Roads All Around The USA And The Reason Behind It Is So Satisfying

Your taxes pay for road construction is clearly a shame. This has to be the most brilliant marketing strategy ever! Bravo Dominos!

112 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos, And Didn't Even Realize It

Son Goku in afterlife?

112 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos, And Didn't Even Realize It

I’ve seen people come in when I’ve been in the chair who’ve just waltzed off the street with no idea what they want and no idea whether the artist is any good or not. Luckily for them, my tattooist who has done all but one of mine, is not only a good artist but also a good person. He often sends people away, if he thinks they’re even slightly drunk or impaired in any way, he won’t do face tattoos on anyone unless they’ve already got them and often times if he just thinks the person hasn’t thought it through. One of those was the girl that came in once when he was doing my arm who wanted him to suggest a design and said it didn’t matter because if she didn’t like it one day she’d just laser it off. He said if that’s what you’re thinking you should never get a tattoo and kicked her out. He’s not rich and like most small business people has to watch his budget but he’d rather do without the job relatively often.

112 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos, And Didn't Even Realize It

I believe that's the thing that eats socks at the washing machine.

This Company Is Fixing Roads All Around The USA And The Reason Behind It Is So Satisfying

And this is how we become a community. I'd like to think this is more than a pr stunt. They could have just given money to fix holes, like other companies donate money to causes, but no. They slapped thier name on it. Part pr stunt I'm sure, but at least the community knows they are deff helping out somewhere. People like to see visual improvements. And when a pizza chain gets it done faster than your tax paid city, well that says something, and leaves some real good feels.

29 Eerie Photos Taken Just Before Tragedy Hit

To those saying "don't blame the parents", well, here's this: if your kid is slick enough to disappear from your attentive gaze, don't take them to a zoo. Simple, no?

29 Eerie Photos Taken Just Before Tragedy Hit

So he didn't come with them on their dream vacation? Anybody else knows the storu behind this? RIP beautiful souls.

49 Hilarious Times People Beat The System In Ways Nobody Expected

F*ck the comments

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Unexpected Twist

Insanely Muscular Cat Conquers The Internet And The Memes Are Hilarious

And to all the people that think that was derogatory towards woman, please do some research and be aware that the them i use came from the word pusillanimous. Your apologies are accepted.

121 Lawyer Jokes That Prove That Not All Of Them Are That Serious

Ha ha ha... I dont get it....

121 Lawyer Jokes That Prove That Not All Of Them Are That Serious

But is it really police brutality if the guy asked for it? He never specified how it was to be demonstrated.

Insanely Muscular Cat Conquers The Internet And The Memes Are Hilarious

I dare you to call it 'pussy'

Guy Goes To His Bedroom To Grab A Sweater, Finds A Cat That Just Gave Birth Instead, And The Cat Isn't Even His

Who are these people who suddenly have cats randomly appearing in their flats and why am I not one of them D:

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I_is_hoomin_I_swer • commented on a post 4 years ago

112 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos, And Didn't Even Realize It

Scratch n sniff

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I_is_hoomin_I_swer • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

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I_is_hoomin_I_swer • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

112 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos, And Didn't Even Realize It

Scratch n sniff

People Hilariously Explain True Meaning Of Country Flags, And You May Not Like The Result

No! It’s Green: Potatoes White: Potatoes Orange: Potatoes Every other colour- it’s JUST POTATOES NOTHING ELSE GIVE IN TO THE POTATO KISS THE POTATO MATRYBTHE POTATO LOVE THE POTATO JUST LOVE IT JUST FECKI

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The 'Manliest' Men Laugh

Yes. They are being overly sexist in some places here.

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The 'Manliest' Men Laugh

Yea, this post is BS if I do say so myself..

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The 'Manliest' Men Laugh

Yea.

50 Epic Clothing Disasters We Can't Believe Actually Happened

I read it as ‘im A girls gamer, and I’m awesome”

140 Of The Most Unbelievably Smart Things Pets Have Done That Surprised Their Owners

“Hooman,,, you. Have neglected,, to shut the back.,, of teh portable kennel,,.. you must fix this,, issue..,,”

39 ‘Same’ Things That Most People Don't Know Are Actually Different

My way of telling them apart is Not pine cone, but doggo cannot access the creature inside. Can only sniff. Pine cone. doggo cannot access the impenetrable wall.

31 Differences Between Cats And Dogs That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

Yes. I agree. Felloe hoomin.

31 Differences Between Cats And Dogs That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

I. think that this. is gud advice

31 Differences Between Cats And Dogs That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

Hoomins. Are crool. except when u get. the tummy rubs. then everything. is ok

31 Differences Between Cats And Dogs That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

Exactly. U speak. truths

31 Differences Between Cats And Dogs That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

I. love when that. comes on the magic. food machine. However I is the sad. when hoomins do not. share

31 Differences Between Cats And Dogs That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

In. my defence. wat if dey decide. to attac

31 Differences Between Cats And Dogs That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

Hoomin. Agrees. This is. true.

Chernobyl Shot With Infrared Photography Looks More Haunting Than Ever (Interview)

Yes. Cuz doggo. Make everythin bettr.

Hey, Pandas! What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Done Because Your Brain Was On Autopilot?

I have the same kinda thing when I make my little brother some milk. I try to put the milk cap on his bottle and his sippee cup lid on the milk

169 Oddly Satisfying Food Photos That We Can't Stop Looking At

TBH those puns are pretty good, but I might just CASHEW out with mine. I've been well TREEned in the art of making puns

81 Incredibly Evil Packaging Designs That Will Seriously Infuriate You

.... look, this guy bought a screwdriver right? So, that must mean he NEEDS a screwdriver. Therefore, the packaging choice is very poor. Unless of course, the company wants you to get another screwdriver, to unscrew your first screwdriver...

Our Beloved Childhood Characters Turned Into Tarantino-Like Monsters By Sylvain Sarrailh

....YAMCHA

I_is_hoomin_I_swer • upvoted 9 items 3 years ago

30 Times Nature Made Us Say "NOPE” (WARNING: This List Is Not For Sensitive People)

So if you leave an empty can of cat food out long enough, a whole new kitty will grow. lol

Remember The Massive Coffin That Hasn't Been Opened In 2000 Years? They Just Opened It

The bodies were unnamed? It was an extreme dishonour to have no name on your burial chamber. Those people were very naughty... I agree with Erica Otis, where's Brendan?

Remember The Massive Coffin That Hasn't Been Opened In 2000 Years? They Just Opened It

Shocking.

The Internet Is Shutting Down Anti-Vaxxers One By One And It's Too Entertaining To Read (22 Pics)

147 Photos That Are So Uncomfortable You Probably Won't Finish Scrolling

Is she a raccoon?

Ireland President Michael Higgins

Archaeologists Found A Massive Black Coffin In Egypt, And The Internet Is Freaking Out

I'm guessing a dead body. I mean it's not too much of a stretch.

I_is_hoomin_I_swer • upvoted 11 items 4 years ago

My Students Really Know How To Make Me Laugh

These 275 Funny Comics By Theodd1sout Have The Most Unexpected Endings

Jeeez. this is savage!

Mother Finds Out That Her Daughter Is A Bully, Comes Up With An Unexpected Punishment

Ridiculous. It's called punishment. Kids aren't entitled to things.

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55 Times Tumblr Conversations Surprised Everyone With Their Unexpected Turns

Unexpected Twist

55 Times Tumblr Conversations Surprised Everyone With Their Unexpected Turns

Why is the background white? To show-off supremacy? Gross...

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