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Christel Nellemann • commented on a post 23 hours ago

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

that is some strange makeup, and the photoediting makes it look so alien. where does that beautyimage come from in her self image.

Christel Nellemann • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

this really highlightens the impossible ideas about beauty, this girl allready looks the preferrred standard beauty, and still photoshops her waist even smaller, skin impossible smooth etc etc, like the sexdoll/ girls in chainmail bikinis in online games

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

hehe , or you are just so used to only look at very smoothed out pictures of women, so you think, that it is normal, ignoring every normal real woman around you. look up and you see this skin on many + 35 especially

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

this person even edited the creases on her fingers away. omg. when did the ability to bend your fingers become a beauty problem.

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

He is a wonderfully horrible character in Sneaky Pete, a great great series , that is probl not known so widely featuring some really great actors. Great to see actors where talent is more importNt than a (boring; mimicless ) smooth exterior

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Christel Nellemann • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

Lina, Has One Leg And Three Fingers On Each Hand

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

Al Pacino is a great actor. Watch him in the Merchant of Venice.

Christel Nellemann • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

How dare you insult ET this way!

Christel Nellemann • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

40 Times Cats Met Lizards And It Resulted In These Amusing Pics

Awww the lizard thinks the cat is a giant hot rock

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

I'm almost certain Drew Barrymore wouldn't find that funny. She started doing drugs at age 11, I'm sure a lot happened to her while she was a child actor.

Christel Nellemann • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

Ellen Ripley is the toughest chick in the movies. I admire her strength and resolve.

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

Legend.

Christel Nellemann • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

Emilio Estevez And Andrew Clark

Sigourney Weaver And Ellen Ripley

Emilio Estevez And Andrew Clark

Sigourney Weaver And Ellen Ripley

Mike Myers And Austin Powers

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

Still true even if Jobs is dead.

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Christel Nellemann • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

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My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

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Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed… 2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

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My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

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Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian. It was the least I could do for the guy.

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My wife left me because I am insecure No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee

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Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that’s comparing apples to oranges.

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They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry because i’m dyslexic But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

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The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens. Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.

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What is a Karen called in Europe? An American.

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What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired

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Christel Nellemann • upvoted 6 items 2 weeks ago

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

And jokes like that her whole life are probably why she did it.

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

Might be real. With all the air brushing going on you remove every pixel of texture and make objects seem "2D" or pasted on.

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

And jokes like that her whole life are probably why she did it.

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

Might be real. With all the air brushing going on you remove every pixel of texture and make objects seem "2D" or pasted on.

While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

I think we all know some folk who could use a bag of those then.......

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Physically Painful Thing You Have Ever Experienced? (Closed)

Time to drag out my one, tiny, useless wasp fact ! Wasp sting venom varies based on the wasps diet. If a wasp eats more fruit the sting will not be as severe as it is when they eat more insects. Our neighbours had a wasp nest on our shared hedge (unbeknown to me), and I was trimming the hedge. First saw one wasp pop up, have a look and then fly away. Came back with two mates to have a look. Then they decided to get angry about my jarring their home with my hedge trimming and so I scarpered.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Physically Painful Thing You Have Ever Experienced? (Closed)

not sure the last line is needed, some people feel pain diffrently it isnt their fault they havnt been though the same as you, thoes who suffer with less medical issues might seem like they are been over dramatic, im sure they feel for you having been though all this pain, id not wish any of this or a migrian on anyone, i am a migrain suffer iv been told its a lie when i call in sick !!! it is NOT a lie i cannot see or move while i have a migrain and the fact it makes me throw up i feel is harsh when im told it a lie, some people have a shit time medically and experaince all these medical issues others dont either way we all have a right to moan about the pain we feel

Two Unlikely Best Friends

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Christel Nellemann • started following a person 2 weeks ago

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Christel Nellemann • upvoted 7 items 3 weeks ago

My Colleague Made This Photo. Crouching Cat, Hidden Lizard

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My Colleague Made This Photo. Crouching Cat, Hidden Lizard

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I Illustrated These 24 Women Of Different Body Types As Powerful Warriors

This is my favorite. A woman with this build is only ever portrayed as the bad guy, if she's seen at all. However, I know several lovely women of the same shape IRL, just as varied as the whole of your series. Beautiful job!

I Illustrated These 24 Women Of Different Body Types As Powerful Warriors

This artist is very talented at drawing clothing. I love all of the details!

I Draw Warrior-Women With Different Body-Types

"I Apologize For My Cat’s Tail": Scottish MP Goes Viral After His Cat Photobombs A Zoom Meeting

I think a lot of these policy meetings would go a lot better, and get more attention, if they had pets around to lighten the mood.

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Christel Nellemann • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

"Am I A Joke To You, Karen?"

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Christel Nellemann • commented on a post 23 hours ago

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

that is some strange makeup, and the photoediting makes it look so alien. where does that beautyimage come from in her self image.

Christel Nellemann • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

this person even edited the creases on her fingers away. omg. when did the ability to bend your fingers become a beauty problem.

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

Christel Nellemann • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

Artist 'Updates' Disney Princesses As Modern Women, Goes Viral (7 Pics)

Mean while my friends 14 year old just referred to her own ics on a birthday invitation as gross, being influenced by all this make up, and photoshoped pics of how girls must look to be beautiful. It is not “natural beauty” just a current cultural idea, that all that makeup is nescessary. Princess ideas harm little girls selfesteem.

40 ‘My House, Not My Cat’ Pics That You Will Love If You’ve Ever Wanted To Find A Strange Cat Show Up In Your Home

All of us die, and you gave him a really good time for the last bit ❤️

Christel Nellemann • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

30 Times Quarantined People Tried Grooming Their Dogs And Realized What The Professionals Are For

Wow there is awhole other dog inside all that fur

40 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Sounds like bad advice. My pian shoots up with meat, the moreprocessed theworse, vegetarian is bliss to me. But never learn fromrandom internet advice, find more concrete resources /sources. There is loads of antiinflammatory foods to help us.

40 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Thanks for giving alittle enlightment, Nienke, I wish you relief and lotsoflove.

Apparently, If You Put Strawberries Into Salt Water, Tiny Bugs Come Out Of Them

So ... you would rather leave on foodlike stuff from a tube. Our whole world including eyes, mouth ,nose and skin is filled with tiny bugs, only a problem, if they cause disease. A problem if you removethe good ones. But know you know. Get used to it andlearn more.

Christel Nellemann • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Lina, Has One Leg And Three Fingers On Each Hand

Christel Nellemann • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

Al Pacino is a great actor. Watch him in the Merchant of Venice.

Christel Nellemann • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

How dare you insult ET this way!

Christel Nellemann • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

40 Times Cats Met Lizards And It Resulted In These Amusing Pics

Awww the lizard thinks the cat is a giant hot rock

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

I'm almost certain Drew Barrymore wouldn't find that funny. She started doing drugs at age 11, I'm sure a lot happened to her while she was a child actor.

Christel Nellemann • upvoted 5 items 4 days ago

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

Ellen Ripley is the toughest chick in the movies. I admire her strength and resolve.

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

Legend.

Emilio Estevez And Andrew Clark

Sigourney Weaver And Ellen Ripley

Mike Myers And Austin Powers

Christel Nellemann • upvoted an item 5 days ago

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

Still true even if Jobs is dead.

Christel Nellemann • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian. It was the least I could do for the guy.

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

My wife left me because I am insecure No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that’s comparing apples to oranges.

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry because i’m dyslexic But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens. Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

What is a Karen called in Europe? An American.

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired

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This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

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Lina, Has One Leg And Three Fingers On Each Hand

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

40 Times Cats Met Lizards And It Resulted In These Amusing Pics

Famous Hollywood Actors Hanging Out With Their Iconic Roles By Ard Gelinck (57 Pics)

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This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Physically Painful Thing You Have Ever Experienced? (Closed)

Two Unlikely Best Friends

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I Illustrated These 24 Women Of Different Body Types As Powerful Warriors

I Illustrated These 24 Women Of Different Body Types As Powerful Warriors

I Draw Warrior-Women With Different Body-Types

I Draw Warrior-Women With Different Body-Types

"I Apologize For My Cat’s Tail": Scottish MP Goes Viral After His Cat Photobombs A Zoom Meeting

"Am I A Joke To You, Karen?"

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

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