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Christopher Mayer • commented on a post 3 months ago

30 Funny Pics From Parents Stuck In Quarantine With Their Kids

With a decent HDTV costing thousands, just dock their allowances for the next 25 years

Christopher Mayer • commented on 39 posts 4 months ago

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

We should say, RE-making the CATS movie (the first one was OK)

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

I'm a Doctor too; I have my sonic screwdriver and a TARDIS

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

Stay alive, in order to thrive...

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

OH GAWD! SO TRUE THIS!!!

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

Dyscalcula; wasn't he a vampire or something?

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

The way thing are, I'm thinking Afterlife

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

I love lice; tastes so good with soy sauce!

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

Whatever...

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

Three words; I WANT ONE!!!

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

Oh the things one learns when there's SO much time on one's hands...

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

Your dog's as bored as you are, friend.

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

Of course there's no test; they don't drink Corona beer in Nepal

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

...or the time I got the 'runs' at Costco!

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Christopher Mayer • commented on a post 3 months ago

30 Funny Pics From Parents Stuck In Quarantine With Their Kids

With a decent HDTV costing thousands, just dock their allowances for the next 25 years

Christopher Mayer • commented on 19 posts 4 months ago

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

He buys his clothes at SACKS 5th ave.

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

Sadly, that's what our courageous medical heroes may resort to doing if they don't get help...

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

How does he even BREATHE???

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

Oh look; a stormTROPE-r!

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

I'll say this for it; Its inspired...

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

If COVID-19 weren't so lethal, it'd be laughable...

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

These mask memes just go ONION and on...

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

well, BAGGER is better!

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

Looks like a seasick Cyberman

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

TAMP-ing down virus protocol...

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

*SIGH* you Humans are one for the books...

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

If only respirators like his DID work...

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

This virus can kill in mere DAYS! It seems perfectly sensible to me.

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

a woman dressed to the (ca)nines

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

an ounce of PRADA-vention is worth a pound of cure...

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

A fine way to overheat your motor... but still funny!

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

Facts, not SPHERE...

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

I wouldn't touch him with a 6' pole! (or two, or three, or...)

40 Anti-Coronavirus DIY Solutions That Are Very Questionable

Once upon a midnight dreary, those were actually a thing!

Christopher Mayer • upvoted an item 1 year ago

I Turn My Most Inappropriate Thoughts Into Comics That You Shouldn’t Show Your Grandma (40 New Pics)

HaHa. I love a woman who can tell a cute fart joke.

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