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Chris Green • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Manhattan Now Has The "Wall Of Lies" That Lists 20,000+ Of President Trump's Lies And It Has Already Been Vandalized

Wish there were pictures of the second wall. Also it's amazing how lacking in coherency his sentences are, many of them even with context would just be nonsensical word vomit sentences.

Chris Green • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

What the actual, she needs to get out of that house and away from that nasty piece of crap.

Chris Green • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

37 Of The Best Reactions To Pope Francis Endorsing Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

In the not too distant future, this will be seen as "normal" as the marriage of a man and a woman. If two people love one another, let no person interfere with their love.

37 Of The Best Reactions To Pope Francis Endorsing Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

Ariel must have been too fishy for Prince Eric!

37 Of The Best Reactions To Pope Francis Endorsing Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

In the not too distant future, this will be seen as "normal" as the marriage of a man and a woman. If two people love one another, let no person interfere with their love.

37 Of The Best Reactions To Pope Francis Endorsing Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

Ariel must have been too fishy for Prince Eric!

It's Never Just About A Cake

Holy Hell! Call The Morgue

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Chris Green • commented on a post 1 week ago

37 Of The Best Reactions To Pope Francis Endorsing Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

Ariel must have been too fishy for Prince Eric!

Chris Green • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

snakes, you meant snakes, constant snakes.

Chris Green • commented on a post 4 months ago

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

Why Arabic in Michigan? Seems like a strange migration point for people of middle eastern decent. That is the strangest one in this entire map!

Chris Green • upvoted an item 4 months ago

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

This one is saddening.

Chris Green • upvoted an item 5 months ago

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Not enough bang for his buck.

Chris Green • commented on a post 5 months ago

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Fixed: How have you managed to save? We are spending more in isolation than before, especially on bloody marys.

Chris Green • commented on a post 6 months ago

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Quarantine Than You (New Pics)

Add yellow stripes, instant speedbump.

Chris Green • commented on 9 posts 7 months ago

People In Quarantine Finally Have The Time For Cool Projects, And Here Are 32 Of The Most Creative Ones

As a parent, all I see is "who is going to clean all this up?!?"

People In Quarantine Finally Have The Time For Cool Projects, And Here Are 32 Of The Most Creative Ones

why is she still in scrubs?!?!

People In Quarantine Finally Have The Time For Cool Projects, And Here Are 32 Of The Most Creative Ones

As a parent, all I see is "who is going to clean all this up?!?"

People In Quarantine Finally Have The Time For Cool Projects, And Here Are 32 Of The Most Creative Ones

why is she still in scrubs?!?!

Here's What Famous People Are Doing To Help Out During The Coronavirus Pandemic

She & Dax also eliminated rent on buildings they own for the next two months, awesome!

Coronavirus Jokes Are Everywhere And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones This Week

In the U.S. we are hoping to end our battle with stupidity in November... at least most of us.

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

Because "F" is officially for "Failure"

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They're Wholesome And Hilarious

Leave it to a 4 year old to figure out she can cook her own business

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Quarantine Than You

Time to DIY, use a small local hardware store!

30 Times People Spotted Total Jerks During The Coronavirus Crisis And Shamed Them Online

I hope these people go home and set those masks on the counter they use to prepare food.

30 Times People Spotted Total Jerks During The Coronavirus Crisis And Shamed Them Online

This is a bit over the top; these folks were already attending festivities when they were asked to quarantine and immediately left the dance when they found out. Don't over sensationalize.

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Chris Green • upvoted 16 items 7 months ago

People Are Having Birthday Parties In Quarantine And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Pics

i know i know too many ppl and too close together blablabla... BUT: why is the man wearing this costume? i need answers

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They're Wholesome And Hilarious

Kids version of "Don't call us, we'll call you..."

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They're Wholesome And Hilarious

That is a bit cold...

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They're Wholesome And Hilarious

He or she will find out that this isn't always true.

Hilarious-Kid-Sayings-Live-From-Snack-Time

Live From Snack Time

Empty And Messy Shelves At A Tesco Supermarket After Panic Buying

30 People Share Their Nanny Cam Stories And It Shows What Others Can Become When No One's Around

1) 2 year old is too small for heimlich, you have done pediatric first aid course yes? 2) totally belongs in r/thathappened 3)riiiiiiiight

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Chris Green • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

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Not a parent but my friend used to have a baby sitter His parents caught his babysitter eating Viagra Pills. His babysitter was a girl.

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Used knife to cut apples, licked knife clean, put back in drawer without washing. Yup. Wtf

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Chris Green • commented on a post 1 week ago

37 Of The Best Reactions To Pope Francis Endorsing Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

Ariel must have been too fishy for Prince Eric!

Chris Green • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

This Instagram Page Collects Incredible Examples Of Modern Design, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

snakes, you meant snakes, constant snakes.

Chris Green • commented on a post 4 months ago

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

Why Arabic in Michigan? Seems like a strange migration point for people of middle eastern decent. That is the strangest one in this entire map!

Chris Green • commented on a post 5 months ago

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Fixed: How have you managed to save? We are spending more in isolation than before, especially on bloody marys.

Chris Green • commented on a post 6 months ago

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Quarantine Than You (New Pics)

Add yellow stripes, instant speedbump.

Chris Green • commented on 9 posts 7 months ago

People In Quarantine Finally Have The Time For Cool Projects, And Here Are 32 Of The Most Creative Ones

As a parent, all I see is "who is going to clean all this up?!?"

People In Quarantine Finally Have The Time For Cool Projects, And Here Are 32 Of The Most Creative Ones

why is she still in scrubs?!?!

Here's What Famous People Are Doing To Help Out During The Coronavirus Pandemic

She & Dax also eliminated rent on buildings they own for the next two months, awesome!

Coronavirus Jokes Are Everywhere And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones This Week

In the U.S. we are hoping to end our battle with stupidity in November... at least most of us.

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

Because "F" is officially for "Failure"

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They're Wholesome And Hilarious

Leave it to a 4 year old to figure out she can cook her own business

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Quarantine Than You

Time to DIY, use a small local hardware store!

30 Times People Spotted Total Jerks During The Coronavirus Crisis And Shamed Them Online

I hope these people go home and set those masks on the counter they use to prepare food.

30 Times People Spotted Total Jerks During The Coronavirus Crisis And Shamed Them Online

This is a bit over the top; these folks were already attending festivities when they were asked to quarantine and immediately left the dance when they found out. Don't over sensationalize.

Chris Green • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

Jimmy Fallon Asks People What Are The Worst Wedding Fails They've Ever Seen, And Here Are 30 Responses

Please tell me this is the same dude as the one before?!??!?

35 People Share Ridiculous Demands From Customers From Hell In A Viral Twitter Thread

What a gasshole.

Chris Green • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

This App Has A Filter To Remove Makeup And People Are Using It To See How Celebrities Look Without It (30 Pics)

She always looks like someone just slipped ice down the back of her pants and she must hide it.

This App Has A Filter To Remove Makeup And People Are Using It To See How Celebrities Look Without It (30 Pics)

She always looks like someone just slipped ice into the back of her pants.

Chris Green • commented on a post 11 months ago

This Instagram Account Collects Funny And Strange Things Spotted On Public Transport (40 Pics)

Portable stool!

Chris Green • commented on a post 12 months ago

Artist Ed Harrington Is Ruining Our Childhoods By Revealing The Secret Lives Of Our Beloved Characters (35 Pics)

Skeletor is the pioneer of the snuggie, who knew?!?

Chris Green • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Manhattan Now Has The "Wall Of Lies" That Lists 20,000+ Of President Trump's Lies And It Has Already Been Vandalized

Wish there were pictures of the second wall. Also it's amazing how lacking in coherency his sentences are, many of them even with context would just be nonsensical word vomit sentences.

Chris Green • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It (New Pics)

What the actual, she needs to get out of that house and away from that nasty piece of crap.

Chris Green • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

37 Of The Best Reactions To Pope Francis Endorsing Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

In the not too distant future, this will be seen as "normal" as the marriage of a man and a woman. If two people love one another, let no person interfere with their love.

37 Of The Best Reactions To Pope Francis Endorsing Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

Ariel must have been too fishy for Prince Eric!

It's Never Just About A Cake

Holy Hell! Call The Morgue

Chris Green • upvoted an item 4 months ago

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

This one is saddening.

Chris Green • upvoted an item 5 months ago

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Not enough bang for his buck.

Chris Green • upvoted 12 items 7 months ago

30 Posts Mocking Corporate America During The Coronapocalypse

Who titles these? "Bezos is a criminal." What a joke. Where's the evidence that this photo was even taken recently?

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Quarantine Than You

Well thats breakfast taken care of, whats for lunch ;)

People Are Having Birthday Parties In Quarantine And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Pics

i know i know too many ppl and too close together blablabla... BUT: why is the man wearing this costume? i need answers

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They're Wholesome And Hilarious

Kids version of "Don't call us, we'll call you..."

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They're Wholesome And Hilarious

That is a bit cold...

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They're Wholesome And Hilarious

He or she will find out that this isn't always true.

Hilarious-Kid-Sayings-Live-From-Snack-Time

Live From Snack Time

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