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I'm not a Robot • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

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I'm not a Robot • upvoted 23 items 4 days ago

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Friend recently ranted to me, "Dems are going to make us socialist! I don't want any socialism!" so I replied< "Give up your unemployment, your SSDI, your parents' Medicare and social security benefits, and oh yeah, your medicaid." Strangely, she had no reply to that.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

The best part about getting a shot isn’t the sticker/lollipop. It’s the part where you don’t get sick and die.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

The best part about getting a shot isn’t the sticker/lollipop. It’s the part where you don’t get sick and die.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

That was amazing. I’m going to use that on all of my conservative republican Christian friends

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

I like this comeback alot.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

She shouldn't have said gender neutral ,if she was gonna make a sexist comment. It's like god can u even read

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

I was buying a box of masks the other day, and some clown behind me (standing way too f-ing close) said to me "You dont believe all this bullsh!t about masks do you" I turned around (and accidentally smashed his shins with my cane). And told him "No I dont believe it, BUT regardless of what I believe or not, it is the right thing to do, and follow suite in what others believe" I also like shopping in certain places, and a mask is required. I am not going to stop shopping, based upon my belief. BUT if I am around other people, then it is only polite, to wear a mask.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Oh damn.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

It's funny how it's always the people with fragile egos accusing others of being snowflakes, when they themselves are visibly half melted in outrage.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

A lot of immigrants work in jobs that others don’t want to do, majority have come for a better life and will take what they can, they have to start their lives all over again and they are not picky like many of us westerners (especially the privileged). They often take the lower paying jobs like trolley collectors, taxi/uber drivers, food delivery drivers and fruit pickers etc. What a lot of people don’t seem to understand is that a lot of these immigrants are well educated but their qualifications mean nothing because of where they are from and studied so they have to do it all over again.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Keep 'em coming!

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Sadly only the Anti-vaxxer lies will be retweeted, adding some more misinformation to the huge pile of BS that's already on the internet.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Amen. Speaking from NZ and Australia I just laugh at how retarded the Americans are in this topic. Raped by your insurance companies and begging for more

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

It's this kind of "math" that leads Americans to believe that in "Socialist" European countries people pay about 125% of their income on taxes. And that's why healthcare is free.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

More specifically, first Innocent brown man killed publicly by a police state while his homies could only stand powerlessly and watched.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

This should be higher.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

It's the same boring song that Republicans sing every time. Why invest 50 billion in education when we need that money to buy tanks and develop nuclear bombs? Because obviously having the power to destroy this entire world 5 times isn't enough....

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

This is a famous old case, still worth bringing up occasionally, as many people never questioned the "scamming from poor corporations" line.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

I googled it, it´s actually true. Love it.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

When you have alcohol problems and are in a divorce but still feel entitled enough to lecture people on how they should live their life.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Thanks for the Jewish perspective! I have seen the first one so often, but the second one is a very new perspective. Thanks for the share!

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Yeah, all this ethic- and law-thingies are hard.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Is there such thing as the "right" house to kill people in?

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

I mean I am happily married even though we both lost our job in corona and now live in a church community house. Screw the idea of having kids though, they’d have to sleep on the floor of the games room or something, and I wouldn’t want anyone’s life to start out like that.

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I'm not a Robot • upvoted 12 items 5 days ago

Roll Tide!

Is It True

Roll Tide!

Is It True

The Ramsays Has The Best Insults

Homophobia Is Manmade

It's Never Just About A Cake

Disabled Parking Should Only Be Valid During Business Hours 9 To 5

Your “Logic” Deserves A Slap In The Face

That Backfired

I Lol'd Hard

Just Pulled The Lever To The Verbal Guillotine.

The Fact That He Never Removed The Post Surprises Me

Taken To School.

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I'm not a Robot • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

this should be closer to the top !!!!!

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

I've been arguing this same point since the early 80's.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Retarded isn't the word I would use. Ignorant is more fitting.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Och aye ! I am agreeing with this comeback 100% . 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Being a snowflake means I am unique/ different because no two are alike. It sure beats being a sheep /sheeple / herd mentality.

I'm not a Robot • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

Guy Tweets His Experience Of “Socialism” In Europe, Many Agree It’s A Good Thing And Wonder How Anyone Can Be Against It

civilized or, at the very least , educated.

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oh ! there's a cat ?????

30 Times People 'Nailed' Halloween Nail Art

the talent.......

I'm not a Robot • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

White Supremacist Group Makes The #ProudBoys Hashtag A Thing, The Gay Community Hijacks It

Higher housing /taxes. Same in a lot of EU countries. Higher taxes = free Healthcare for all.

I'm not a Robot • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

People Who Used To Be "Ugly Ducklings" Share Their Transformations, And We Can Barely Recognize Them (50 New Pics)

I almost dropped my phone ...

The 'Hard To Swallow Pill' Meme Has People Sharing Difficult Truths, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Popular Ones

Fact.

The 'Hard To Swallow Pill' Meme Has People Sharing Difficult Truths, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Popular Ones

Thank You !

I'm not a Robot • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online (New Pics)

makeup is on point , though.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online (New Pics)

what is going on here ?

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online (New Pics)

😦

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online (New Pics)

I thought duck lips went out years ago.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online (New Pics)

...and I struggle to find good light .

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online (New Pics)

Nobody skipped 'leg day'.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online (New Pics)

whats hanging off the back of the dress ? Its a tail .

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online (New Pics)

Hahahahahahahaha

I'm not a Robot • upvoted 20 items 4 days ago

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

The best part about getting a shot isn’t the sticker/lollipop. It’s the part where you don’t get sick and die.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

That was amazing. I’m going to use that on all of my conservative republican Christian friends

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

I like this comeback alot.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

She shouldn't have said gender neutral ,if she was gonna make a sexist comment. It's like god can u even read

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Oh damn.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

It's funny how it's always the people with fragile egos accusing others of being snowflakes, when they themselves are visibly half melted in outrage.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Keep 'em coming!

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Sadly only the Anti-vaxxer lies will be retweeted, adding some more misinformation to the huge pile of BS that's already on the internet.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Amen. Speaking from NZ and Australia I just laugh at how retarded the Americans are in this topic. Raped by your insurance companies and begging for more

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

It's this kind of "math" that leads Americans to believe that in "Socialist" European countries people pay about 125% of their income on taxes. And that's why healthcare is free.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

More specifically, first Innocent brown man killed publicly by a police state while his homies could only stand powerlessly and watched.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

This should be higher.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

This is a famous old case, still worth bringing up occasionally, as many people never questioned the "scamming from poor corporations" line.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

I googled it, it´s actually true. Love it.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

When you have alcohol problems and are in a divorce but still feel entitled enough to lecture people on how they should live their life.

50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

Thanks for the Jewish perspective! I have seen the first one so often, but the second one is a very new perspective. Thanks for the share!

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