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Cartlin Kelly • commented on 10 posts 1 year ago

50 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them

You're supposed to get a new plate then.

50 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them

There's this place called a BANK, they will PAY YOU, to hold onto your money. When you need it, you simply either write a check, or use a debit card.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

But you were also hardened by then, and your face was marked by pox scars, lead poisoning from your led based make up to whiten your face, not to mention most aristocrats smoked. You aged quickly.

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

One of the little girls I teach at school is 2, and she has a yard flamingo (that she stole from her yard) she insists upon napping with. It's name is 'duck'. She knows it's a flamingo, and can say flamingo, but it's name is 'duck'.

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Cartlin Kelly • upvoted 30 items 1 year ago

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted

Yeah gonna call bull crap on this one. Read the comments in any one of these examples and all it reads for PAGES is women have it worse or harder. You. An read thousands of women on here that state just that. Argument is moot.

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted

She did not invent these. She did make them better, yes, but pads were invented long before her.

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted

She did not invent these. She did make them better, yes, but pads were invented long before her.

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted

This is very incorrect. Most women worked, married or not. The difference is that most never owbed the business and worked for the family or husband. There has always been women that earned money. Not only that, in many European countries brides needed to provide a dowry and married quite late (20s and late 20s) because they worked to pay for it.

40 Toddlers Cracking Adults Up With The Funniest Complaints Shared By People In This Online Group

A friend of mine had her oldest when she was a senior in high school, never married the father. When she was dating her first husband, she'd visit his parents often, always with her son, then about two years old. Her little guy also loved the visits, but no one could figure out why he'd always run to the couch in the living room as soon he got in the house. At some point the husband's parents moved somewhere else, and when it came time to move the couch, they removed the cushions to make it lighter. And then found a whole boatload of some kind of cookie that was always the little guy's treat. Every visit he got cookie for each hand. One of which he always stashed in the couch for the next time he came over. None of the adults ever knew!

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

Baby Jail

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

Wellies are rain boots right? If so I love that name so much more than rain boots

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

It's almost never good to feed wildlife! See Colin's replay. Feeding bread to ducks harms the ducks (especially if it's old) and is even more harmful to the fish in the pond.

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

Animals will get used to being fed by humans and it can lead to messing up their environments and life cycle.

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

Why noplasteron the other one

Design Crowd Made A Challenge To Create The Worst Ads Possible, And Contestants Have Answered The Call (42 Pics)

Would have been more effective if the creator knew the difference between "YOUR" and "YOU'RE!"

Design Crowd Made A Challenge To Create The Worst Ads Possible, And Contestants Have Answered The Call (42 Pics)

now that's a big bottle and i don't get the ad

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

You don't put it on, you put it IN. Poke a hole in it. Parenting 80 Proof-style.

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

No, really can’t approve of this one. An 'older child' is still a child. I see so many small children to be expected to be mature and understanding just because they’re a year or two older than their sibling. A little responsobility is fine, but being slightly older doesn’t magically turn them into an almost-adult. And honestly, even many of us adults would not know how to handle a crying 5yo.

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

But the one on the right is cuter

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted

Actually that's not quite right. In medieval times a woman needed a husband to provide for her. There weren't really any 'respectable' jobs an unmarried woman who wasn't of the lowest class could do, one of the only respectable middle class professions, that earnt reasonable money, for a woman was spinning thread. So if a 'respectable' woman couldn't find a husband it was what she would do to be able to be independent. It became the term for unmarried women, because back then a 'respectable' woman didn't work after she married.

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That was indeed a question that need immediate answer, for science.

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

She knows bread is for humans and can make ducks sick!

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

At 5 years old the kid already figured out how modern art works.

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

5%. That's enough for a good night's sleep.

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted

I was raped when I was in high school, but the guy who did that faced no consequence because I am a boy too so "it does not matter".

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

Remember this when you're old and your kid starts petting you and going "I'll miss you".

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

I've eaten loads of icicles when we still had winters. And I lived to tell the tale.

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

Took me a few seconds to realize the Ted Cruz reference

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted

She did not invent a "sanitary pad" like shown. She invented the "sanitary belt" that looks more like a mix of a chastity belt and a toilet roll. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Mary-Beatrice-Davidson-Kenner.jpg

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“What’s The Dumbest Tattoo That You've Ever Gotten?” - 30 People Show Theirs

He’s a terrible, unethical fake doctor. So yeah, me too.

“What’s The Dumbest Tattoo That You've Ever Gotten?” - 30 People Show Theirs

well... not really, but ok

“What’s The Dumbest Tattoo That You've Ever Gotten?” - 30 People Show Theirs

I thought he was sitting on the toilet.

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Cartlin Kelly • submitted 5 list additions 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Cool Childhood Photos! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Cool Childhood Photos!

50 Introverts Reveal The Incredible Lengths They've Gone To Avoid People

Hey Pandas, Share Vintage Photos Of Your Dads Being Cool!

Cartlin Kelly • commented on 10 posts 1 year ago

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

From the looks of that crust, it was undercooked anyway.

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

What does temperature have to do with needing sunscreen? Either the UV index is above 4, or you wear sun screen PERIOD.

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

I've done that....right after I had spent a week sorting them in the first place.

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted

I've had both, the nose thing was worse.

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted

I sincerely doubt the veracity of this claim.

50 Animals Who Had To Travel And Still Behaved More Civilized Than Many People

Where is her collar?!

50 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them

You're supposed to get a new plate then.

50 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them

There's this place called a BANK, they will PAY YOU, to hold onto your money. When you need it, you simply either write a check, or use a debit card.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

But you were also hardened by then, and your face was marked by pox scars, lead poisoning from your led based make up to whiten your face, not to mention most aristocrats smoked. You aged quickly.

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

Cartlin Kelly • commented on 5 posts 4 years ago

If You’re Tired Of All The Recent Negative News, These 46 Wholesome Pics Will Restore Your Faith In America

Damn it you bastards...now I'm crying.

Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Places trying to prevent drug use and sex in their stalls.

Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

It's likely the glass that goes cloudy when the door closes.

The Way This Vegan Reacted To A Subway Worker Telling Her That Mayonnaise Is Not Vegan Is Going Viral

Wait until they learn about pills. Most pills contain pig.

50 Times Asshole Cats Were Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Horrible Crimes

My dog is named Scout Atticus Kelly (the Kelly part is our last name). I completely support the use of names from To Kill a Mockingbird as pet names, hate the book, love the names!

Cartlin Kelly • commented on 5 posts 5 years ago

Hey Pandas! Share Weird Things That You Collect

I LOVE these! If I had the room, I would too.

Hey Pandas! Share Weird Things That You Collect

ME TOO!

This Mom's Genius Trick That Stops Her Baby Crying Is Going Viral, But Not Everyone Approves It

I did, I was allowed to suck on it for 10 minutes before going to bed at night, as they weaned me off them.

50 Times Trolls Had The Funniest Christmas Gift Ideas Ever

I would LOVE that.

50 Epic Christmas Design Fails That You Will Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Don't care, still want it desperately.

Cartlin Kelly • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

She Made Up A Story In Order To Flex

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

The sticker residue is also a bit annoying. Do not leave reflective and glass surfaces near windows with lots of sunlight!

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

and we wonder why stuff gets destroyed by couriers.

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

cheap knife. he did you a favor

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

And left the keys in the ignition???? I guess they hate their job and wanted it to be stolen.

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

Then you built it wrong

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

The right ankle doesn't look broken to me..? Or am I not seeing/getting it right. Or they meant "both ankle bones"?

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

Why noplasteron the other one

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

Why is only one in a cast?

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

*shudders at 9:35am in zoom*

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

Why would you open it? I would refuse delivery or, if that's not an option, return it unopened. Then it becomes an issue between the company and the carrier

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

What? You don't book a specific time and date? Just drop by and hope they can fit you in that day? I don't think my nerves could stand it

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

They don't have a booking system?

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

Why is literally only one person wearing a mask?

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

I'm calling photoshop on this one. Repaving wouldn't look that rough and would certainly hide the repair near the drain and with the thickness portrayed, there would be almost no curb left at the sidewalk

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

or 6 - 8 people could bump it up onto the grass out of the way.

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

Why didn't they just have it towed?

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

Why would one shave his .... inner thigh in the morning???

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

Hope he has sanitary pads on him

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

I think these are homework assignments, not actual big assignments.

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