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Miss Frankfurter • upvoted 5 items 13 hours ago

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

He used the sacred lube found high up in the mountains. Only a person with a noble deed can access it like Jim

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Astro-physics-glide.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

He used the sacred lube found high up in the mountains. Only a person with a noble deed can access it like Jim

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Astro-physics-glide.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Said every ER nurse at least once lol

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

What kind of lube did he use? asking for a friend

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Do you recommend? If this actually works I'm gonna try it. Probably get traumatized and never sleep again but I'll handle myself!

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Miss Frankfurter • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Doctor: "...Why?" Patient: "I read it on BoredPanda."

30 Of The Funniest "Old People Comments" Spotted Online

so men too don't like to be told to smile

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Doctor: "...Why?" Patient: "I read it on BoredPanda."

30 Of The Funniest "Old People Comments" Spotted Online

so men too don't like to be told to smile

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

And thats why 3000 persons disappear annually in the US

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Were they CATholic?

35 People Share What They Hate Seeing At Weddings

Um,that's when you tell them to leave. Sorry jacka$$, you knew the rules and tried to skirt them.GTFO...NOW!

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Because, aliens

35 People Share What They Hate Seeing At Weddings

What the actual FÙCK???????

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

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Miss Frankfurter • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real, As Shared On This Online Group

It’s giving me titanic vibes

50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real, As Shared On This Online Group

Was he there to receive his/her award?

Miss Frankfurter • upvoted an item 4 days ago

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Tell your FB friend to keep Will's wife's tamale dress out her f****n' mouth!

Miss Frankfurter • upvoted 24 items 5 days ago

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

There's an exoplanet named Wasp-12b. And it's shaped like an egg due to being so close to it's star the layers of gas are being torn apart, and stretched due to the immense gravity.

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Looking at YOU antivaxxers..

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

There's an exoplanet named Wasp-12b. And it's shaped like an egg due to being so close to it's star the layers of gas are being torn apart, and stretched due to the immense gravity.

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Looking at YOU antivaxxers..

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Those rings are huge. I may have to change my favourite exoplanets list

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

They’d be done with me in 5 minutes. Astronomy is so huge and interesting that I managed to somehow turn my old friends against me

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

So the cow is watching a moovie? Are there cowmercial breaks?

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

Developer(left) and Consultant(right). Behind is the Project Manager (blue), and PMO(red)

"Some Truly Horrifying Dreams": People Who Woke Up From A Coma Describe What It Was Actually Like (30 Answers)

This needs to be shared with all medical workers, but esp those who treat comatose patients.

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Still Kim Jong Un vibes

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

I can't get over the tragic flooring

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

One of them is a monster

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

The fried chicken and whisky sound pretty nice to me

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

Middle seats - the introvert's nightmare.

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

I'm with the beer guy.

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

Remember when the NAVY advertising slogan was "It's not just a job, it's an adventure." I had a very official looking NAVY coffee mug that said "UNITED STATES NAVY it's not just a job, it's a f****ng waste of time!" Yes, I was in the NAVY.

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Elon... Jong-Un?

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

The bottom plate is doing it wrong. I'll die on this hill.

50 Humorous Pics That Show There Are Two Types Of People In The World

The cop wants to go home

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Smoking with a can of hairspray! A banging combination.

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Back in the day my mom was a microphone

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Can you blame them? :)))))

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

There is a dead animal stuck in there

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Miss Frankfurter • submitted 2 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Wanted To Do But Never Did? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Pictures Proving Cats And Dogs Can Be Best Friends (Closed)

Miss Frankfurter • submitted 3 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The One Thing You Own That You Doubt Anyone Else Has? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet Sleeping (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing You Have Ever Smelled?

Miss Frankfurter • submitted 2 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, When You Pass Away, What Would You Do In Hell Or Heaven? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

Miss Frankfurter • submitted 6 list additions 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Strongest Bond You Have Had With Someone In Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Had One Wish, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What TV Show Or Movie Is Most Comforting To You When You Are Sad? (Closed)

30 Times People Felt That Something Wasn't Right, Trusted Their Gut And Didn’t Regret It

Hey Pandas, What Moment In Your Life Changed The Way You Think? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Tell Your Younger Self Anything What Would It Be? (Closed)

Miss Frankfurter • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Terrifying Experience You’ve Encountered Firsthand? (Closed)

Miss Frankfurter • submitted 4 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Useful You've Ever Felt To A Stranger? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Exciting Thing That Happened At Your School?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Quote? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Weirdest Things That Have Happened To You At A Concert Or Live Event? (Closed)

Miss Frankfurter • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Pictures Of Your Beautiful Senior Dogs (Closed)

Miss Frankfurter • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Makes You Unique From Others? (Closed)

Miss Frankfurter • commented on 9 posts 5 days ago

30 Folks Online Share Tragic Truths That They Have Managed To Come To Terms With

We all have them. It's just that so many people don't talk about them.

30 Folks Online Share Tragic Truths That They Have Managed To Come To Terms With

I'm so sorry Mary Rose. At least have the decency to tell you why. It messes with your trust of people in the future. I really don't have words to try to make it easier. It's just plain not. Hugs to you is what I send your way.

30 Folks Online Share Tragic Truths That They Have Managed To Come To Terms With

I'm pretty much there too. But I decided I'm going to damned well make some great memories for the rest of my life. I learned not to let my mostly crappy childhood past rule my my life. What's done is done. It's really about what you do for your future.

30 Folks Online Share Tragic Truths That They Have Managed To Come To Terms With

Dear Nathaniel. I hope you are reaching out/will reach out. I have lived this. I did reach out. Medication, therapy, even a stay in the hospital when I crashed. It's not like everyone thinks it is in there. When I had thoughts of suicide I eventually reached a point where I realized that was the illness talking. I have been on the "left behind" of 2 suicides. It's hell. Those left behind will live what you are living now. And as others have said, my dear dogs and cats have sometimes been who kept me here, for so many reasons. Hold on. You can.

30 Folks Online Share Tragic Truths That They Have Managed To Come To Terms With

I hear you! I am so content with it. Live what makes you happy, not how others tell you you should.

30 Folks Online Share Tragic Truths That They Have Managed To Come To Terms With

I'm giving you a big pat on the back. I have lived there so many times. I have Bipolar 2 disorder where we tend more towards depression than hypomania. Right now I am slogging my way through it. ..... again. 2 steps forward and 3 back. I have to crawl out of this deep dark hole.....again. Everytime I do, I try to learn and remember what helped me. It gives me ammunition for the next time. My theme song for my life is Corey Hart's "Never Surrender". Check it out on Google or find somewhere to listen to it. Don't EVER surrender.

30 Folks Online Share Tragic Truths That They Have Managed To Come To Terms With

The shock takes time to work through. Work through it in your own time, not anyone else's. Grief is such a personal thing. My dad has been gone for 24 years and my mom for 15. Over the years my grief has changed. But still, there are times when I think about how much one or the other would love something and it comes back. Even now, at 65, it comes in a wave and it becomes like I'm a child again. "I miss my daddy". I miss my "Mother dear" (a funny thing between us). But eventually there will be more stuff to smile about than be sad about.

50 Bird Pics That Went Horribly Wrong But Ended Up With Hilarious Results, As Shared On This Facebook Group

Can't decide. Are they really c**p bird photos if they light up your day with laughter?

50 Bird Pics That Went Horribly Wrong But Ended Up With Hilarious Results, As Shared On This Facebook Group

🎼🎵 When the fish hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore 🎶🪗

Miss Frankfurter • commented on 11 posts 1 week ago

50 Funny Pets Who Know No Boundaries When It Comes To Personal Space

Actually, the cat's working on it and the dog is not impressed.

50 Funny Pets Who Know No Boundaries When It Comes To Personal Space

By the look of the news in the paper, just fold it up, put it away and love on the cat. You'll feel all the better for it.

50 Funny Pets Who Know No Boundaries When It Comes To Personal Space

I think it's going great. For everyone.

50 Funny Pets Who Know No Boundaries When It Comes To Personal Space

Letting you know how grateful and safe they feel.

50 Funny Pets Who Know No Boundaries When It Comes To Personal Space

Hey kitty! You're not the only one who gets to "If it fits I sits"

50 Funny Pets Who Know No Boundaries When It Comes To Personal Space

I wouldn't get a think done for the rest of the day.

50 Funny Pets Who Know No Boundaries When It Comes To Personal Space

I hope you're planning on sewing a little something for me too, otherwise, I'm not moving.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

Newsflash! Other people are probably thinking about themselves, just like you are when you assume you're important enough that they even notice you.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

Sales clerks in a certain department store in Dallas nicknamed Demon Markups completely ignored my friend and I at every counter because we didn't look "rich enough" to afford to shop there. How would they know that? Maybe we're gazillionaires who decided to dress down today. And they probably had no idea who we were😉

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

In Quebec they don't even have the right to wear them. No hijabs, no yamulkas, no crosses, no Star of David necklaces, I'm not even sure about the headdress male Sikhs wear. Last time I heard, this was the case. Maybe, I hope it's had a stay while it goes to our Supreme Court.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

Friends of mine did something that really worked with my nephew. They sat him down and went through a list of jobs they as adults in the house need to do, like vacuuming, dusting, get the cars washed. Loading the dishwasher etc. Then they explained that he had jobs to do also. Hang up his clothes, put them in the laundry basket when they're dirty, make his bed, pick up his toys. So, when they tell him they are going to take him swimming later if they have to tell him a couple of times he needs to do his job ie pick up his toys before they go, if he doesn't do his job then they'll have to do it. If they have to take up their time to do his job, that means they won't have time left to take him swimming. He tested it only a few times. Thereafter, he did his jobs.

Miss Frankfurter • upvoted 15 items 15 hours ago

50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real, As Shared On This Online Group

It’s giving me titanic vibes

50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real, As Shared On This Online Group

Was he there to receive his/her award?

35 People Share What They Hate Seeing At Weddings

What the actual FÙCK???????

35 People Share What They Hate Seeing At Weddings

Um,that's when you tell them to leave. Sorry jacka$$, you knew the rules and tried to skirt them.GTFO...NOW!

30 Of The Funniest "Old People Comments" Spotted Online

so men too don't like to be told to smile

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Said every ER nurse at least once lol

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Doctor: "...Why?" Patient: "I read it on BoredPanda."

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Astro-physics-glide.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

He used the sacred lube found high up in the mountains. Only a person with a noble deed can access it like Jim

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

What kind of lube did he use? asking for a friend

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Do you recommend? If this actually works I'm gonna try it. Probably get traumatized and never sleep again but I'll handle myself!

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Because, aliens

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Were they CATholic?

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

And thats why 3000 persons disappear annually in the US

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Already happening

Miss Frankfurter • upvoted an item 4 days ago

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Tell your FB friend to keep Will's wife's tamale dress out her f****n' mouth!

Miss Frankfurter • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

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I spent eight days in a coma last year after a particularly traumatic surgery, my waking thoughts were wondering if I had died or made it. I couldn't open my eyes, and I was on a medical air mattress, so I felt like I was floating; this lead me to think that I had died, and I remember thinking it wasn't so bad and wondering if my dad would come find me. Once I realized that I was still alive, I thought I had been injured fighting in a war and worried that my wife might not know I was still alive. Trying to communicate with the nurses while intubated and drugged was very difficult. What I learned later from my wife is that she was there the whole time and while I was fighting against the doctors and nurses, I would immediately calm down and cooperate when she held my hand and sang to me. It still brings tears to my eyes to think of the love and devotion she has shown to me during this time.