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Clockwork • submitted a new post 11 months ago

I Started Cosplaying As Horror Characters, Here Are The First Pictures.

Clockwork • commented on 5 posts 11 months ago

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Clockwork • upvoted 7 items 11 months ago

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

I’d like my $100 please.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

I’d rather someone with some common sense run the country.

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

I’d like my $100 please.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

I’d rather someone with some common sense run the country.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

There’s a thousand reasons I should go about my day.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

The canceled the STARR test here in Texas.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Actually, that is not true. There is no proof video games cause violence.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

I CAN HEAR YOU BUT I WONT

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

True, we're supposed to have a math test tomorrow.

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Clockwork • commented on 4 posts 12 months ago

50 Times Nature Made Us Say NOPE" (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)"

The guy holding it is a professional, he does stuff like this for a living. He knows how to handle it, and what to do if he does get bitten. His name is Jeremy Wade, and his show is called River Monsters.

18 Reactions To Disney Refusing To Let Grieving Dad Put Spider-Man On 4-Year-Old Son’s Headstone

MammaG, the reason you would put a toy on a grave is because it is a way of remembering the person for who they were and what they enjoyed.

50 Times Nature Made Us Say NOPE" (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)"

18 Reactions To Disney Refusing To Let Grieving Dad Put Spider-Man On 4-Year-Old Son’s Headstone

MammaG, the reason you would put a toy on a grave is because it is a way of remembering the person for who they were and what they enjoyed.

30 Times People Were Surprised By How Much Of A Jerk They Encountered

And her mother wasn’t trying to keep her a child, she had Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy.

30 Times People Were Surprised By How Much Of A Jerk They Encountered

The Act is based on a true story. Look up who Gypsy Rose Blanchard is.

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Clockwork • upvoted 4 items 12 months ago

50 Times Nature Made Us Say NOPE" (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)"

18 Reactions To Disney Refusing To Let Grieving Dad Put Spider-Man On 4-Year-Old Son’s Headstone

MammaG, the reason you would put a toy on a grave is because it is a way of remembering the person for who they were and what they enjoyed.

50 Times Nature Made Us Say NOPE" (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)"

18 Reactions To Disney Refusing To Let Grieving Dad Put Spider-Man On 4-Year-Old Son’s Headstone

MammaG, the reason you would put a toy on a grave is because it is a way of remembering the person for who they were and what they enjoyed.

30 Times People Were Surprised By How Much Of A Jerk They Encountered

And her mother wasn’t trying to keep her a child, she had Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy.

30 Times People Were Surprised By How Much Of A Jerk They Encountered

The Act is based on a true story. Look up who Gypsy Rose Blanchard is.

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Clockwork • upvoted 11 items 1 year ago

40 Times People Posted Screenshots Of Complete BS Being Called Out

You are one of those snide mor0ons he was talking about. It would have taken just a second to google it but you think you know better. Sadly you are just another loud mouth that knows shit.

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

I would say the Coat is Scooby, Turtleneck is Velma, Green top is Daphne, Shaggy is the pants and Fred is the blue shirt.

40 Times People Posted Screenshots Of Complete BS Being Called Out

You are one of those snide mor0ons he was talking about. It would have taken just a second to google it but you think you know better. Sadly you are just another loud mouth that knows shit.

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

I would say the Coat is Scooby, Turtleneck is Velma, Green top is Daphne, Shaggy is the pants and Fred is the blue shirt.

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotels They've Been At (45 Pics)

This reminds me of Elisa Lams murder, they found her body in a water tank after people complained about the water being brown and tasting funny.

45 Of The Worst Delivery Guys People Encountered

Which material did you choose for your door? Chewing gum?

45 Times Customers Acted Like Total Jerks And Got Shamed Online

What are the chances that a woman would write "P. S. nice rack" to another woman??? I have never heard a woman refer to breasts as "rack", ever.

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

America explain... I am confusion!!

33 Times People Witnessed Something Interesting At The Beach And Just Had To Share It

the seagulls probably took them

Hey, Pandas! What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Done Because Your Brain Was On Autopilot?

Why would you want to look at someone else’s medical bills?

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

You commented

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

This is beautiful!

Victims Who Were Told That Their Clothing Got Them Sexually Assaulted Display What They Were Wearing

If I ever hear someone blame a victim for the rape, to be honest, I would smack the victim blamer across the face.

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Clockwork • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotels They've Been At (45 Pics)

This reminds me of Elisa Lams murder, they found her body in a water tank after people complained about the water being brown and tasting funny.

Hey, Pandas! What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Done Because Your Brain Was On Autopilot?

Why would you want to look at someone else’s medical bills?

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotels They've Been At (45 Pics)

This reminds me of Elisa Lams murder, they found her body in a water tank after people complained about the water being brown and tasting funny.

Hey, Pandas! What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Done Because Your Brain Was On Autopilot?

Why would you want to look at someone else’s medical bills?

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

It is amazing.

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

You commented

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

Those are cat toys...

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

This is beautiful!

Victims Who Were Told That Their Clothing Got Them Sexually Assaulted Display What They Were Wearing

If I ever hear someone blame a victim for the rape, to be honest, I would smack the victim blamer across the face.

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

It’s called a Bible Cyst

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Clockwork • submitted a new post 11 months ago

I Started Cosplaying As Horror Characters, Here Are The First Pictures.

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Clockwork • commented on 5 posts 11 months ago

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

I’d like my $100 please.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

I’d rather someone with some common sense run the country.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

There’s a thousand reasons I should go about my day.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

The canceled the STARR test here in Texas.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Actually, that is not true. There is no proof video games cause violence.

Clockwork • commented on 4 posts 12 months ago

50 Times Nature Made Us Say NOPE" (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)"

18 Reactions To Disney Refusing To Let Grieving Dad Put Spider-Man On 4-Year-Old Son’s Headstone

MammaG, the reason you would put a toy on a grave is because it is a way of remembering the person for who they were and what they enjoyed.

30 Times People Were Surprised By How Much Of A Jerk They Encountered

And her mother wasn’t trying to keep her a child, she had Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy.

30 Times People Were Surprised By How Much Of A Jerk They Encountered

The Act is based on a true story. Look up who Gypsy Rose Blanchard is.

Clockwork • commented on 11 posts 1 year ago

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotels They've Been At (45 Pics)

This reminds me of Elisa Lams murder, they found her body in a water tank after people complained about the water being brown and tasting funny.

Hey, Pandas! What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Done Because Your Brain Was On Autopilot?

Why would you want to look at someone else’s medical bills?

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

It is amazing.

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

You commented

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

Those are cat toys...

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

This is beautiful!

Victims Who Were Told That Their Clothing Got Them Sexually Assaulted Display What They Were Wearing

If I ever hear someone blame a victim for the rape, to be honest, I would smack the victim blamer across the face.

Doctors Are Sharing Their Stupidest And Funniest Patient Stories, And It’s Hilarious

It’s called a Bible Cyst

Victims Who Were Told That Their Clothing Got Them Sexually Assaulted Display What They Were Wearing

Why the actual fuck would some asshole rape a six year old?! This is why I have lost faith in humanity. Also, why would anyone ask a rape victim what they were wearing at the time, why do people try and shift the blame on the victim?! What has happened to the world?

30 People Share Their Worst Airbnb Experiences

Shut up and leave this conversation if you have nothing nice to say.

30 Hilarious Tweets That Show What Marriage Is All About

I don’t understand. What is happening to the world?

Clockwork • upvoted 7 items 11 months ago

40 Tweets That Men Who Know 'Women's Place In Society' Won't Find Funny

I’d like my $100 please.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

I’d rather someone with some common sense run the country.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

There’s a thousand reasons I should go about my day.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

The canceled the STARR test here in Texas.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

Actually, that is not true. There is no proof video games cause violence.

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

I CAN HEAR YOU BUT I WONT

50 Coronavirus Jokes That Should Help You Get Through Quarantine

True, we're supposed to have a math test tomorrow.

Clockwork • upvoted 4 items 12 months ago

50 Times Nature Made Us Say NOPE" (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)"

18 Reactions To Disney Refusing To Let Grieving Dad Put Spider-Man On 4-Year-Old Son’s Headstone

MammaG, the reason you would put a toy on a grave is because it is a way of remembering the person for who they were and what they enjoyed.

30 Times People Were Surprised By How Much Of A Jerk They Encountered

And her mother wasn’t trying to keep her a child, she had Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy.

30 Times People Were Surprised By How Much Of A Jerk They Encountered

The Act is based on a true story. Look up who Gypsy Rose Blanchard is.

Clockwork • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago

40 Times People Posted Screenshots Of Complete BS Being Called Out

You are one of those snide mor0ons he was talking about. It would have taken just a second to google it but you think you know better. Sadly you are just another loud mouth that knows shit.

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

I would say the Coat is Scooby, Turtleneck is Velma, Green top is Daphne, Shaggy is the pants and Fred is the blue shirt.

People Are Sharing The Worst Hotels They've Been At (45 Pics)

This reminds me of Elisa Lams murder, they found her body in a water tank after people complained about the water being brown and tasting funny.

45 Of The Worst Delivery Guys People Encountered

Which material did you choose for your door? Chewing gum?

45 Times Customers Acted Like Total Jerks And Got Shamed Online

What are the chances that a woman would write "P. S. nice rack" to another woman??? I have never heard a woman refer to breasts as "rack", ever.

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

America explain... I am confusion!!

33 Times People Witnessed Something Interesting At The Beach And Just Had To Share It

the seagulls probably took them

Hey, Pandas! What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Done Because Your Brain Was On Autopilot?

Why would you want to look at someone else’s medical bills?

The Worst Things For Sale That You Can Actually Buy

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