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Beh Pnkt • commented on a post 4 months ago

“And Then I Got Fired”: 30 People Share How They Got Fired

I'm not American :D I'm a German with job security. And yes, we are a social democracy, but can't I still say "Long live socialism", because I am rather left than right in my political views?

Beh Pnkt • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

“And Then I Got Fired”: 30 People Share How They Got Fired

And that kids, is why you better not live in a shitshow country like the US, where you can get fired for no reason... Long live socialism!

50 Photos To Remind Everyone That Many Animals Are Way Bigger Than Most Of Us Think

it looks like it owns a pod-racer on tatooine.

Beh Pnkt • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

Professor Asks Student To Anglicize Her Name Because 'It Sounds Like An Insult In English', Gets Suspended Instead

To all the Phuc Buis out there: you are all phucing amazing!

Guy Issues A Challenge To TikTok To Find Their Doppelgangers And Here Are 22 Of The Most Uncanny Resemblances

we are all unique, except for me, I am the only one that is not!

Professor Asks Student To Anglicize Her Name Because 'It Sounds Like An Insult In English', Gets Suspended Instead

To all the Phuc Buis out there: you are all phucing amazing!

Guy Issues A Challenge To TikTok To Find Their Doppelgangers And Here Are 22 Of The Most Uncanny Resemblances

we are all unique, except for me, I am the only one that is not!

Person Tests What Happens When You Try A Gender Swap Filter Back And Forth 39 Times On Your Own Face

some male versions remind me of Dave Franco, James Franco`s little brother.

Woman Shares All The Crimes She's Committed Despite Having No Criminal Record To Illustrate White Privilege

can we please not take advise on how to be a good person by a woman who cleary was a criminal all her life? It's like... someone would come and say. Yes....I raped a lot of women and always got off easy. But guys.... there are surely a lot of other rapists, that have the face much harsher consequences because of their skin color. I'm asking myself...what dafuq did I just read here. It is radiculous... It's not about her explaining BLM, defund the police or racial problems in the end. That women had clearly no respect for people all her life.

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Beh Pnkt • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

Jared Leto Spent 12 Days In A Silent Retreat Being Clueless About Coronavirus

This is a typical case of "No Rebecca, you just didn't do that. Stop lying to get attention, Rebecca. Nobody likes attention-whores, Rebecca. Especially after they did a shit job as the Joker".

Instagram Artist Mashes 2 Celebrities Into One, Comes Up Not Only With A Portrait But A Name As Well (30 Pics)

looks like Stewie from Malcolm in the Middle.

Beh Pnkt • commented on 27 posts 11 months ago

Woman Shares How She Deals With Creeps Who Pretend They're Interested In Buying Shoes Just To See Her Legs

Hi, my Name is Wolfgang and I am the editor of Playdog. We would like to make some tasteful pictures of your dog.

35 Well-Known People We're Not Used To Seeing Young

reminds me of kylo ren

30 Funny And Absurd Action Figures By 'Death By Toys'

so...it would...glow in the dark? XD

After A News Presenter Gets A Visible Face Tattoo, This Woman Educates People On How To Be Respectful

looks terrible. on TV it kinda looks like her lipstick is melting and running down her chin. terrible choice...

Japanese Photographer Lost His Fujifilm Ambassador Status Because Of His “Offensive” Shooting Style

well...it's art guys. You might be mad about the whole consent situation and say that he is a jerk, but indeed THAT is art. And good-looking art, too. There are so many beautiful ways to interpret it and it makes you wonder about our narcissistic society, where we expose ourselves on social media to strangers, but feel vulnerable, when others do it. I really like it and yes...I would probably also feel offended, when he would take pictures of me. But the result ist fantastic.

30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

and here we see a fine selection of "No, they didn't, Rebecca"-Posts. Most of them are fake...

35 Times People Spotted Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous (New Pics)

it's weird...I mean...is there even a point in using your own pictures at all, when reality looks just completely different? Why bother editing it. Just buy a set of nicely done stock photos...and create an account with another fake persona. Seems the same to me. The perception of one's own beauty really got out of hand. As a guy, I find myself not very handsome and I'm overweight. But it would feel weird to create pictures and make me slimmer or more beautiful. Who am I gonna attract with that? I mean...first date and they will see my bluff. So...whats the point in having a online-persona...hm...

35 Times People Spotted Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous (New Pics)

he went full anime intro

35 Times People Spotted Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous (New Pics)

An African Karen Lvl. 99 appeared. African Karen used Photoshop. It's very effective.

The Facebook Page Called 'Inhumans Of Late Capitalism' Collects Photos That Show The Ugly Face Of Greed (35 Pics)

that is a mockup...

The Facebook Page Called 'Inhumans Of Late Capitalism' Collects Photos That Show The Ugly Face Of Greed (35 Pics)

animals are so yesterday. Half of them have gone extinct anyway...walmart is forever XD

Girls Share How They're Treated Differently With And Without Makeup (27 Pics)

I don't like Make-Up. Most of the girls look so much better without.

I Illustrate A Timelapse Of Our Life As A Couple (27 Pics)

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31 Solutions People Came Up With To Try To Protect Themselves From Coronavirus

idiot level: expert.

31 Solutions People Came Up With To Try To Protect Themselves From Coronavirus

no...they opened the cap on top...

TSA Instagram Account Posts The Strangest Things They Confiscate (30 Pics)

oh no...that is a naruto kunai...poor weeb...

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

well...the disabled clearly is monster energy

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

it's not for wrting. Any true gamer or decent PC user is able to type or play blindly. It's just for the "I am a gamer"-kind of category where you think it's cool to have a glowing keyboard. And the worst part: I have one too. I bought a nice gaming PC, because I am shit at building them myself. And it came with a red glowing keyboard. hate it....need to change that.

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

the upper teeth on the left look especially creepy.

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

a true master....

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

well....it's something nasty, that needs some good drilling. XD It might hurt for the first time, but once we are deep in there and fill it up nicely....things will go smoothly from then.

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

love it. Would buy it.

40 Designs That Are So Bad That It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them (New Pics)

we shouldn't be proud of who we fuck. That is the best kind of sex XD Unless you are a catholic priest. No seriously...I don't care for straight folks, gay folks, those dude's who identify as apache helicopters or whoever does strange things to their genitalia. Please just be a decent human being, respect others, don't force your ways on others and just enjoy yourself. Again...unless you are a catholic priest. XD

30 Pics That Show The Realities Of Medical Staff Working In Wuhan

btw. they wear diapers

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Beh Pnkt • commented on 4 posts 12 months ago

People Share The Creepiest Unexplainable Things That Have Ever Happened To Them (30 Stories)

So...3 times....I lost 3 minutes on a ride, that had no outstanding reasons to have lost 3 minutes. Nothing special happened, but from entering, to the station where i switched back from mind-auto-mode, somehow the time was 3 minutes later, as it should have been on that station. Lost...somewhere in a tunnel or something. So I assume that the matrix did some maintenance :D it was a bit creepy but also cool...

People Share The Creepiest Unexplainable Things That Have Ever Happened To Them (30 Stories)

I used to commute a lot some years ago. So I don't know If this happens to you too, but sometimes it feels like I would switch into autopilot. You enter the subway, your mind drifts away and when you arrive at your destination, you barely remember anything that happend around you. It's not like you drift away in darkness, it's just that nothing happens and your memory just ignores everything that keeps happening. 3 times, something strange happened. The subway arrived on time. I enterted it, sat down and my mind went blank. I remember, that nothing special happend on my 6 stop ride. Usually every minute, the train stops somewhere, stays there for around 1 minute until people get in and get out and then drives on to the next station. So usually my subway takes around 15 minutes. But 3 times...I basically woke up after the 3rd or 4th stop. So like 5 -6min into the ride and I lost 3 minutes somewhere. Usually in Germany, a train is only considered late, when he is late 5mins or longer.

People Share The Creepiest Unexplainable Things That Have Ever Happened To Them (30 Stories)

Artist Illustrates Everyday Girl Problems And Relationship Perks In 30 Funny Comics (New Pics)

attention horse...

Dog Stops Owner From Going To Wuhan By Destroying Her Passport, Potentially Saves Her

Oh come on, Rebecca. He did not do that to save you. You probably thought it was a cool insta story so you waved your passport around his nose untill he started to bite on it and you helped him shred it by using it as a bite toy. I did that too once, with my homework. Worked pretty well...

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Beh Pnkt • commented on a post 4 months ago

“And Then I Got Fired”: 30 People Share How They Got Fired

I'm not American :D I'm a German with job security. And yes, we are a social democracy, but can't I still say "Long live socialism", because I am rather left than right in my political views?

Beh Pnkt • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

“And Then I Got Fired”: 30 People Share How They Got Fired

And that kids, is why you better not live in a shitshow country like the US, where you can get fired for no reason... Long live socialism!

50 Photos To Remind Everyone That Many Animals Are Way Bigger Than Most Of Us Think

it looks like it owns a pod-racer on tatooine.

Beh Pnkt • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

Professor Asks Student To Anglicize Her Name Because 'It Sounds Like An Insult In English', Gets Suspended Instead

To all the Phuc Buis out there: you are all phucing amazing!

Guy Issues A Challenge To TikTok To Find Their Doppelgangers And Here Are 22 Of The Most Uncanny Resemblances

we are all unique, except for me, I am the only one that is not!

Person Tests What Happens When You Try A Gender Swap Filter Back And Forth 39 Times On Your Own Face

some male versions remind me of Dave Franco, James Franco`s little brother.

Woman Shares All The Crimes She's Committed Despite Having No Criminal Record To Illustrate White Privilege

Beh Pnkt • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

Jared Leto Spent 12 Days In A Silent Retreat Being Clueless About Coronavirus

This is a typical case of "No Rebecca, you just didn't do that. Stop lying to get attention, Rebecca. Nobody likes attention-whores, Rebecca. Especially after they did a shit job as the Joker".

Instagram Artist Mashes 2 Celebrities Into One, Comes Up Not Only With A Portrait But A Name As Well (30 Pics)

looks like Stewie from Malcolm in the Middle.

Beh Pnkt • commented on 11 posts 11 months ago

30 Legal Things That Make You Feel Like A Criminal Whenever You Do Them

I didn't feel guilty back than...and I don't now...

30 Legal Things That Make You Feel Like A Criminal Whenever You Do Them

but that is illegal XD it's like killing someone by mistake. You still go to court, mister! So away to jail with you for hurting little pupper! YOU MONSTER ! XD

Woman Shares How She Deals With Creeps Who Pretend They're Interested In Buying Shoes Just To See Her Legs

Hi, my Name is Wolfgang and I am the editor of Playdog. We would like to make some tasteful pictures of your dog.

35 Well-Known People We're Not Used To Seeing Young

reminds me of kylo ren

30 Funny And Absurd Action Figures By 'Death By Toys'

so...it would...glow in the dark? XD

After A News Presenter Gets A Visible Face Tattoo, This Woman Educates People On How To Be Respectful

looks terrible. on TV it kinda looks like her lipstick is melting and running down her chin. terrible choice...

Japanese Photographer Lost His Fujifilm Ambassador Status Because Of His “Offensive” Shooting Style

30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

and here we see a fine selection of "No, they didn't, Rebecca"-Posts. Most of them are fake...

35 Times People Spotted Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous (New Pics)

he went full anime intro

Beh Pnkt • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Artist Illustrates Everyday Girl Problems And Relationship Perks In 30 Funny Comics (New Pics)

Where's the crack in the phone?

Beh Pnkt • upvoted 18 items 1 year ago

People Share The Minor Things Their Parents Do That They Find Extremely Annoying (30 Tweets)

Why not?

Men Answer What Myths About Them Are Simply Not True With 30 Comments

Really? Where can I find me one of these perverted scumbags who only want sex? :-D

Men Answer What Myths About Them Are Simply Not True With 30 Comments

It's like a mid-evil thing, shoe size was considered equivalent to the guys private size. Apparently, the correlation is coming back...

Men Answer What Myths About Them Are Simply Not True With 30 Comments

depends if you get raped by a man or a woman as a dude. For me it would by traumatizing if someone would actually stick his whatever in me. But if a woman would get me hard and and kinda rape me without sticking anything inside me, then I would probably get over it without any trauma.

Men Answer What Myths About Them Are Simply Not True With 30 Comments

Than*

Men Answer What Myths About Them Are Simply Not True With 30 Comments

The best thing is to ignore comments like that and in your private time, act as you wish.

Men Answer What Myths About Them Are Simply Not True With 30 Comments

I know this isn't true !

30 People Expose The Things Their Country Finds Normal But The Rest Of The World Doesn't

not weird just gay BUT all you have to do is say no homo and she'll be right

Teacher Shows Kids How To Correctly Wipe Their Butts And People Are Saying It's What Every School Should Teach

I am not sure if this is the way I want to clean my ass. I don't want to wipe shit into a piece of paper, hold it up, fold it and then use it again. That is truly barbaric. I don't care if it is bad for the environment, or what she teaches there, but seriously...I dont want to look at my poop sticking to toilet paper in my hand. I take a piece of toilet paper, wipe my ass and then drop it into the toilet. And this I repeat until I feel that my ass is clean. Usually 3 wipes are sufficent, when you do it right. And then imagine those little kids, that can't properly wipe their nose, running around with poop hands and touching you with it. I don't know what disgusts me more about that. Children, or Children with poopy hands. I think we should stop making children. That would be the best for the environment.

30 Of The Funniest 'What Idiot Called It' Memes

Some stepdads can be better fathers than the biological ones, so while they might not share genetics, they wouldn't be considered "false", either. Also, since "faux pas" has been adopted into English, it'd be pretty dang confusing to introduce your friends to your "embarrassing act".

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

Well, she's not wrong. Airplanes do make a lot of pollution.

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

well...we would stand like that, even if you would wear a nothing but a dirty potatoe-bag if we would know, that you are hot and ready to go XD

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

can I have some of that sex, that people are talking about here?

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

the privacy settings for women are not equal to those of men.

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

and if I nag her about making me a sandwich...that sexism out of sudden...

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

anyone wants an unsolicited dick pic? pm me if you are interested :D

30 Honest Illustrations About The Things That Are Wrong With Today's Society By John Holcroft

"Mansplaining", the magic word to use if you run out of arguments and your opponent happens to be male.

I Saw This Movie Once

Beh Pnkt • upvoted an item 2 years ago

21 Ways Your Life Changes From Your 20s To Your 30s

@Bruno: Are you a novelist? If not, you should be. Best comment ever!

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