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Bruce Scheiman • commented on a post 14 hours ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Secret Of Your Happiness?

WOW 👏 😮 👏 😮 👏 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL! AMAZING ADVICE! THANKS SO MUCH FOR 🙏 YOUR COMMENT!

Bruce Scheiman • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Secret Of Your Happiness?

Not worrying about things I cannot change. Being kind to everyone. Forgiving those who have wronged me, even for serious reasons. Counting my blessings.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Secret Of Your Happiness?

Hmm, I think it’s doing what I love, supporting what I love (lgbtq rights even though I’m straight ) and surrounding yourself with those you love . Oh and also, yeet the toxic’s out the window 😃

Hey Pandas, What Is The Secret Of Your Happiness?

Not worrying about things I cannot change. Being kind to everyone. Forgiving those who have wronged me, even for serious reasons. Counting my blessings.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Secret Of Your Happiness?

What Is The Secret Of Your Happiness ??

I don't think one should overcomplicate their life searching for something, in particular, to give them "happiness." Happiness is simple things in life like spending time with friends, family, or even smaller things such as getting to wake up every day and have a cup of your favorite coffee.

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40 Movies People Praise As Great But Too “Emotionally Traumatizing” To Be Watched Again

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Bruce Scheiman • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

What? O my heart ❤ is breaking! I had no idea. I stupidly thought, all the workers were ok, with the RULES. TO ME, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING RESPECTFUL because YOU WANT TO BE and BEING RESPECTFUL BECAUSE YOU'RE FORCED TO BE! AWE Wow, reading all the comments, one would not ever know that! However, after reading your comment, I MUST SAY I WAS QUITE SHOCKED and SO SAD! How eye opening!

Bruce Scheiman • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Wish You Had?

A mother that wasn't abusive and toxic

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

Hey Ed, do you wear a condom EVERY single time you have sex just to help prevent any extra unwanted pregnancies? Or would you be willing to have a prophylactic vasectomy in order to do the same? It sure seems like a lot of men want women to be treated as human incubators rather than to take some control over the matter themselves.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

Seeing this pun puts me through physical grain

30 Of The Famous 'Unsolved' Mysteries That Have Actually Been Solved

Surely they could've borrowed a robot submersible if no diver was willing to explore the murky depths?

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Bruce Scheiman • upvoted 16 items 3 days ago

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

Honestly, you may be somewhat right. I've left my phone on the table in places in Japan and it's been left untouched. Theft does, iirc, make up most of the crime in Japan, BUT the crime rate in Japan is incredibly low to begin with, and the rates for theft are less than 2 in 100,000 people, compared to 86 per 100,000 people in the US, for example. .

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

and no daddy king cobra? sad...

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

and no daddy king cobra? sad...

30 Of The Famous 'Unsolved' Mysteries That Have Actually Been Solved

And they polluted their drinking water by throwing waste in it, as humans have done throughout history.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

It's like walking inside a kaleidoscope! Pretty!!

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

That's it, I'm having one in my garden

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

a river like that would be literal sewer water and filled with garbage, dead animals and even people here in Mexico

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

I lived in Malaysia and our driveway was like this too. I loved it TILL we found baby king cobras and then MOMMY king cobra a few weeks later. Nope nope nope.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

Pandas are funny.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

Bike theft does happen in Japan. Many bikes have wheel locks that prevent someone from riding off on it. Many of the public umbrella stands have locks with a key you take with you.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

I see what you did there and I'm TOTALLY here for it! Rice one!

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

This is true. If you use this it means that the luggage is not left there accidentally, No one will report it to lost and found. My friend forgot his camera at the airport bench, but has his name and address inside the bag. A few weeks later the camera was sent back to him. It was an international flight, we don't live in japan, they still send the camera anyway.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

Not bad. In Hungary you can use some train lines to get rid of your renal stones

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

6 days is still pretty awesome. That would've taken at least a year in the U.S.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

No thank you. I would 100% constantly drop all my s**t down there. Keys, wallet, groceries, whatever isn't glued to my body would be lost

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

It's cultural. Americans are somehow acculturated into treating the planet like a shitcan/toilet.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

I would SO build a drawbridge!!!

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Bruce Scheiman • upvoted 12 items 4 days ago

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

It was a pun :D stumped as in stump... unless you're being sarcastic and I missed it, in that case just ignore me

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

There's so much litter in the USA. It's not only embarrassing; it's tragic.

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

It was a pun :D stumped as in stump... unless you're being sarcastic and I missed it, in that case just ignore me

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

There's so much litter in the USA. It's not only embarrassing; it's tragic.

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

Sometimes I just go ahead and gasp and turn magenta, and when the young hikers pass me I try not to say "I just hope you're up here at MY age" out loud. Not a lot of other options at my age.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

snacks are always the best solution !!!

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

These trains are terrifying seriously

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

That's what she said.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

I get you. We have a supermarket chain that opens at 8:30. Once they open workers make form in lines in the entrance and start clapping, as if you won some prize for being early. I always wait outside, makes me vey uncomfortable

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

Wow, thank you for that.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

When Bender goes on a bender...

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

The USA doesn't allow that and if you have a padlock on they will cut it off. Knowing this, when I flew to the US years ago, I undid the padlock and locked it to itself on one side of the zip, so that I wouldn't lose it for my next trip but the bag could be opened. THEY STILL CUT IT OFF. My first introduction to the breath-taking dumbness of the TSA (NOT my last, unfortunately).

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

maybe people there, including thieves, are too decent to do that

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

I'm stumped as to why this funny

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Bruce Scheiman • commented on a post 14 hours ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Secret Of Your Happiness?

WOW 👏 😮 👏 😮 👏 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL! AMAZING ADVICE! THANKS SO MUCH FOR 🙏 YOUR COMMENT!

Bruce Scheiman • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

Bruce Scheiman • commented on a post 4 days ago

Medical Student Shows How People With Certain Medical Conditions See (19 Pics)

I haven't ever heard of this. BUT.... From what I'm reading, it sounds like a nightmare. I'm really sorry to those of you, that have to suffer through it so severely

Bruce Scheiman • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Oddly Terrifying Pictures That Gave People The Creeps

To be honest, I'm very SCARED OF THEM TO! I mean look at that thing LOL

Bruce Scheiman • commented on a post 1 week ago

This Instagram Page Is Solely Dedicated To People Standing Weirdly In Public, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Pics

That has to be the most Normal Stand, by far! Kudos to her! Lol

Bruce Scheiman • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

35 People On Twitter Share Funny Or Ridiculous Problems That Their Names Cause Them

Ok this one's pretty bad. Lol I am a identical twin.. and just recently started calling myself, by my sister's name! BTW.... We have very different names. My name is Michelle and hers is Jennifer

35 People On Twitter Share Funny Or Ridiculous Problems That Their Names Cause Them

That's really funny!! Not fully awake yet? Lol

"How Hard Did Puberty Hit You": 30 People Who Took Part In This New TikTok Challenge And Shared Photos

Ok you petulant little boyçc first of all I'm not sure who you think you are, to state what should and should not be! As well, as what is and was Sq qà

"How Hard Did Puberty Hit You": 30 People Who Took Part In This New TikTok Challenge And Shared Photos

Ok sweet

Bruce Scheiman • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Pics Showing Missing Dogs Returning To Their Homes That Might Get You Teary-Eyed

I'm SO VERY SORRY FOR 😞 YOUR LOSS! I HOUR YOU FIND ANTHER WONDERFUL DOGGO TO FILL YOUR HEARTS.

50 Of The Dumbest Life Hacks These People Discovered That Actually Work (New Pics)

Not in Texas! Heb, charges 25p for a bag.

50 Times Neighbors Acted So Wholesomely, It Restored These People's Faith In Humanity

One more thing! We can't forget that, on top of all the greatness he is, he's absolutely ADORABLE/HANDSOME!

50 Times Neighbors Acted So Wholesomely, It Restored These People's Faith In Humanity

💯 HYSTERICAL! THAT WAS A GREAT COMMENT! 10 OUT OF 10 ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

50 Times Neighbors Acted So Wholesomely, It Restored These People's Faith In Humanity

@Watching You are so precious! I'LL BET! YOU ARE A WONDERFUL! KIND! & AMAZING NEIGHBOR AS WELL!! 👏 👏

Bruce Scheiman • commented on 4 posts 4 weeks ago

“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”: People Are Posting Pictures Of ‘Malfunctioning’ Dogs (50 New Pics)

Here is the link to the dog walking. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=319419226098840&id=788348771557632

“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”: People Are Posting Pictures Of ‘Malfunctioning’ Dogs (50 New Pics)

Wow!! I love the little door next to him! I'm thinking that's a doggie 🚪? Coolest Doggie 😎🚪 ever

“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”: People Are Posting Pictures Of ‘Malfunctioning’ Dogs (50 New Pics)

@tmw The house 🏠 😍 🙌 is amaz-balls♡ I'M LOVING IT!!

“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”: People Are Posting Pictures Of ‘Malfunctioning’ Dogs (50 New Pics)

O MY GOODNESS, THE "amaz-balls" ♡Loving it! Hysterical

Bruce Scheiman • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

50 Pics That Are Proof Two Cats Are Better Than One

This is just cruel 😢 Not funny at all!! It enrages me! What FURR PARENT, CAN FIND THIS FUNNY? EVERY♡ FURR♡ CHILD♡HAS♡ THE♡ RIGHT♡TO FEEL FREE♡, SECURE♡, CONTENT♡, HAPPY♡S A F E♡ & L O V E D♡! I CAN'T! I JUST CAN'T! IS LIKE A FORM OF FURR CHILD ABUSE! NOT• IN •A •MILLION •YEARS •WOULD •I •ALLOW •ANY •FURR •ANIMAL •TO •BULLY 🤔 😪 ANOTHER •IN •MY •HOME!!!!!! THIS HAS ALWAYS MADE MY ❤ SAD 😥

50 Times Designers Failed So Hard, They Got Shamed On The Internet (New Pics)

@COURTNEY JOHNSTON THANK YOU!👏👏 🥳🥳🤜🤛🙌🙌👏👏AFTER READING EVERY COMMENT, I STILLCOULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS! THAT IS, UNTIL I READ YOURS!

Bruce Scheiman • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Secret Of Your Happiness?

Not worrying about things I cannot change. Being kind to everyone. Forgiving those who have wronged me, even for serious reasons. Counting my blessings.

Bruce Scheiman • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago