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Brent Hollett • commented on a post 5 days ago

Investigators Set Up A Trap To See If Hotels Change Their Sheets During The COVID-19 Pandemic - They All Fail

I had to travel across the Plaguelands at the end of April, and I used Marriott because of their list of pandemic precautions early on. I wish they'd shown which ones *didn't* fail.

Brent Hollett • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

People Are Sharing Pics Of The Worst Software Fails They've Encountered And They're Hilarious

You do not want to know some of the reminder fails of an Australian talking to an American Google Home

People Are Sharing Pics Of The Worst Software Fails They've Encountered And They're Hilarious

I've written error messages like that. Because often people don't report the errors. So if its really bad, you want them to remark on it.

Brent Hollett • commented on 18 posts 1 week ago

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Actually until we can explain the cause/process for life to begin, we can't put a proper value on that part of the Fermi equation. Scientists know what happened before and what happened after, but they can't explain what caused life to actually *start*.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Number stars in the Milky Way: 250 billion +/- 150 billion. Number of trees on earth: Approximately 3 trillion. Enough that inaccuracies in precision are irrelevant for the claim.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Number stars in the Milky Way: 250 billion +/- 150 billion. Number of trees on earth: Approximately 3 trillion. Enough that inaccuracies in precision are irrelevant for the claim.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

The Fertile Crescent was the birth of civilization. Homo Sapiens had been covering the earth for millennia before that.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Define incest. If you mean brother and sister, nope. If you mean "eventually in some way related" sure. But that's not incest, and regularly happens in any homogeneous population.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Anywhere "sub-saharan" is considered appropriate because nailing it to one small region is near impossible.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Yeah... no.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

And yet, in a real zombie apocalypse, people would be demanding to be able to go to the beach and calling zombies a hoax...

Black Man Gets Told The House Offer Is "Off The Table" Since It's Cash Only, Proves Them Wrong

Probably he told the seller. It's definitely not inflection or voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_sZ3ZSKa6w

'Karen' Attempts To Expose A Barista Who Didn't Serve Her Without A Mask, People 'Tip' Him Over $27,000 Instead

As an outsider (Australian) living in America, here's the deal. The conservative political machine (as distinct from the actual voters) has to paint all conservatives as victims of an oppressive 'left wing culture' in order to justify not giving up the things it knows are wrong. Racism, capitalism, evangelical politics etc. By painting themselves as the victims, they can continue to reject change without having to acknowledge that the change is needed. These things are being "forced" on them and therefore are bad. As opposed to recognizing that these things are bad and they're the ones perpetuating them.

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

Proof that America came from Germany.

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

Rubbish bin.

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

But not too far to the left.

40 Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos Of This Month (June Edition)

Shins... thighs, heads, arms, crotch. It's like having a fleshy helicopter blade.

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Brent Hollett • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

40 Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos Of This Month (June Edition)

Beware, my friend. The most dangerous tail in the world belongs to a happy pitbull. It will get your shins EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 New Pics)

I don't think he was being malicious or mansplaining at all! Looking at his previous work, whenever someone asks him to make themselves look less fat, no freckles, etc he doesn't do it because he wants them to feel confident in their own skin

Brent Hollett • commented on 5 posts 2 weeks ago

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

Considering this was intentionally a joke about the current situation with Bill Barr and the USDA Southern NY... it must suck to have your head so far up Trump's butt that you can see Russia.

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

I had a friend whose apartment complex had to remove an entire tiny house that had been built (badly) on their front driveway to the condo, because they'd wired it directly into the main house grid with wires running along the ground. That clause about what you can put in the driveway was apparently the main way they got it removed.

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

Considering this was intentionally a joke about the current situation with Bill Barr and the USDA Southern NY... it must suck to have your head so far up Trump's butt that you can see Russia.

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

People Share How Pizza Hut Has Changed Since The '90s And It Hardly Looked Like It Is Today

I haven't been to a Pizza Hut in 20 years. I kinda expected it was still like this.

Turns Out There’s A Tool That Brings Back Sharpness Of Low-Res Photos And Some Results Are A Bit Creepy

Watch out! A 3 headed monkey!

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

I guess this is why he thinks Ivanka looks so good. You can really see the resemblance.

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Brent Hollett • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Influencer Continues To Expose The Truth Behind Those 'Perfect' Instagram Photos With More Side-By-Side Pics

Meh. Most of this, the model looks good in both pictures, or she's intentionally making herself look bad with double chins and pulling faces.

Brent Hollett • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

35 Times People Uncovered Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous

Auto-filters. They don't actually do this with skill.

Black Police Officer Asks People To Stop Hating On Him In A Heartbreaking Post

This. There are good cops out there, but the system is broken and the "bad apples" are in charge. As an Australian in America, I'm horrified both at what the cops are expected to do, and in the methods many of them choose to use, but most of all, in how they're supported by all levels of government in getting away with what they do.

35 Times People Uncovered Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous

Auto-filters. They don't actually do this with skill.

Black Police Officer Asks People To Stop Hating On Him In A Heartbreaking Post

Mall In Thailand Has A Genius Solution To Contain Coronavirus Spread - Foot Pedals

Keep a 1m stick on a rope in the elevator?

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

Because Miss America uses a scoring system, and Presidential Elections use a method from the Dark Ages called First Past the Post.

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

Why? Knowing the month doesn't tell you the date until you get the day. Most people know the month. e.g."What day is it?" "The fifteenth." "Cool". Instead of "What day is it?" "June" "Ok but what day is it?"

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

YYYY-MM-DD or go home.

Nickelodeon Shares A Powerful Message In Support Of Black Lives Matter And While Most Praise It, Some Parents Complain

If kids run to you and say "I don't understand", and you can't explain it to them in a way that doesn't scare them, maybe there's a problem with the situation. If kids run to you and say "I don't understand", and you can't explain it to them, maybe you are the problem with the situation.

29 Famous People Who Marched At 'Black Lives Matter' Protests This Weekend

It is. The tattoo's are hers.

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Brent Hollett • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

Black Police Officer Asks People To Stop Hating On Him In A Heartbreaking Post

Him and countless other cops put their lives on the line every single day and it's right that we're reminded of this, particularly in these times. That doesn't mean that the protestors are wrong though. It means that policing has to change.

29 Famous People Who Marched At 'Black Lives Matter' Protests This Weekend

I think that's Halsey next to him. He praised her on Twitter about how she was providing first aid care

Black Police Officer Asks People To Stop Hating On Him In A Heartbreaking Post

29 Famous People Who Marched At 'Black Lives Matter' Protests This Weekend

I think that's Halsey next to him. He praised her on Twitter about how she was providing first aid care

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Brent Hollett • commented on a post 5 days ago

Investigators Set Up A Trap To See If Hotels Change Their Sheets During The COVID-19 Pandemic - They All Fail

I had to travel across the Plaguelands at the end of April, and I used Marriott because of their list of pandemic precautions early on. I wish they'd shown which ones *didn't* fail.

Brent Hollett • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

People Are Sharing Pics Of The Worst Software Fails They've Encountered And They're Hilarious

You do not want to know some of the reminder fails of an Australian talking to an American Google Home

People Are Sharing Pics Of The Worst Software Fails They've Encountered And They're Hilarious

I've written error messages like that. Because often people don't report the errors. So if its really bad, you want them to remark on it.

Brent Hollett • commented on 17 posts 1 week ago

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Number stars in the Milky Way: 250 billion +/- 150 billion. Number of trees on earth: Approximately 3 trillion. Enough that inaccuracies in precision are irrelevant for the claim.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

The Fertile Crescent was the birth of civilization. Homo Sapiens had been covering the earth for millennia before that.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Define incest. If you mean brother and sister, nope. If you mean "eventually in some way related" sure. But that's not incest, and regularly happens in any homogeneous population.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Anywhere "sub-saharan" is considered appropriate because nailing it to one small region is near impossible.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

Yeah... no.

People Are Sharing Facts That Blew Their Minds And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

And yet, in a real zombie apocalypse, people would be demanding to be able to go to the beach and calling zombies a hoax...

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Came here to complain. Found it already done for me.

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

How hard is it to find a holiday in Russia though...

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

If you're from Holland why do you call yourself Dutch. Shouldn't you be Hollandaise?

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

The British are kinda miffed about Independence Day for some reason. Never even want to shoot off a firework.

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

This is how you get a baby to sit still long enough for an X-Ray.

Black Man Gets Told The House Offer Is "Off The Table" Since It's Cash Only, Proves Them Wrong

Probably he told the seller. It's definitely not inflection or voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_sZ3ZSKa6w

'Karen' Attempts To Expose A Barista Who Didn't Serve Her Without A Mask, People 'Tip' Him Over $27,000 Instead

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

Proof that America came from Germany.

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

Rubbish bin.

41 Maps That Portray The Lesser Known Facts About America

But not too far to the left.

Brent Hollett • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

40 Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos Of This Month (June Edition)

Beware, my friend. The most dangerous tail in the world belongs to a happy pitbull. It will get your shins EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 New Pics)

Brent Hollett • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

Black Police Officer Asks People To Stop Hating On Him In A Heartbreaking Post

29 Famous People Who Marched At 'Black Lives Matter' Protests This Weekend

I think that's Halsey next to him. He praised her on Twitter about how she was providing first aid care

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40 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

*straya

40 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

AUSTRALIA!!

30 People Share How They Used To Believe In Something That Turned Out To Be An Embarrassing Misunderstanding

Can´t unseen it now....

Brent Hollett • upvoted an item 2 months ago

People Remain Convinced That We 'Aged' Faster In The Past, Post 28 Pics To Prove This Theory (New Pics)

Most of the people in these images absolutely look their age. A lot of the being older look is coming from the hair, clothing, ad makeup. Tat a lot of it is "old fashioned" to us is probably skewing the perceived age too.

Brent Hollett • upvoted 11 items 3 months ago

40 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Old Things

It’s more likely a snuff powder (tobacco) ring than a poison ring.

Rumor-About-America-Turned-To-Be-True

Not really a rumour but your houses are made of mostly air and drywalls. I think that's pretty crazy

Rumor-About-America-Turned-To-Be-True

That women only get about 6 weeks off work after having a baby and it's most likely to be unpaid.

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The extent of the tipping culture is frankly shocking to me.

Rumor-About-America-Turned-To-Be-True

You can see into the public toilet cubicles

Rumor-About-America-Turned-To-Be-True

Literally anything about what goes on in Florida.

Rumor-About-America-Turned-To-Be-True

As a Brit living in America the amount of pharmaceutical commercials on TV is creepy.

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

I write year/month/day, which honestly makes the most sense to me

29 People Share Things That Americans Do Which Require An Explanation For Non-Americans

And year-month-day sorts so nicely... Just sayin'

This Police Department Posts Comedy Gold On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Tweets

Stealing toilet paper still violates the no crime order.

30 Times People Spotted Total Jerks During The Coronavirus Crisis And Shamed Them Online

It's probably in Australia. Word is no big deal there at all. In fact, can be a positive word. Look it up and de-shock. :)

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