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Claudia Machado • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

That's lame.

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

All those stories with only one side. Maybe the dog barked at him. Who knows?

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

That's lame.

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

All those stories with only one side. Maybe the dog barked at him. Who knows?

Dog Protests Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (12 Pics)

Cat's signs would be: Stop. Just stop.

People Can Admit Their "Sick" Plush Toys To This Plushie Hospital In Japan So That They Could Be Restored

When I was a kid there was a hospital for toys in my city. I had a Susie (a generic Barbie) and I liked to comb her hair. I washed her hair so many times the head broke and opened up, showing her non existent brain. My mother took the doll to the hospital and they just changed the head. But I thought they fixed her head and changed her hair. She used to have long blond hair before. After the treatment she became ginger with medium hair. I loved it :)

Blind Woman Shares How People Explained Colors To Her When She Was Little, Other People Try Explaining Them Too

I'm not blind, but I've always made connections between colors and sensations. Yellow is like eating something so sweet and sour that you feel a pain in your ear. Blue is like breathing very slowly, green is like smelling leaves and dirt, sepia is going back in time, red is closing your eyes very tight.

Non-Binary Person Teaches This Hateful Parent Tolerance And Their Text Exchange Goes Viral

From the series of things that never happened...

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

I hope you win!!!

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

Don't say that. He might be telling the truth o.O

Mom Shares A Christmas Hack To Stop Kids From Begging For Toys In Shops

I do this for myself when I go to the bookstore. I take pictures and later I go to Amazon to see if the books are available for Kindle. Usually I end up not buying anything. It doesn't work with other items so I don't recommend doing it when is Black Friday, for instance.

Grandma And 'Stranger' Are Going To Share 4th Thanksgiving Together After She Accidentally Sent Him An Invitation (Updated)

This will remembered and reposted every single year. - Bored Panda

'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

Uncomfortable?

People Are Posting Their Decade Transformations And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

To the comment in the pic, 22 years old is not a literal child. Actually it's a literal young adult.

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share The "Cold" Insults They've Gotten And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

A total stranger once told me I should have been beautiful when I was young. I was only 30 at the time :(

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Claudia Machado • upvoted 27 items 1 year ago

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

Their dog attacked you and they still have it? How the heck?

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

How does it work then? You take pictures of someone supposedly committing a crime and send them to the police and on the same day the cops fine them without confirming their identity or anything? Maybe I misunderstood something

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

Their dog attacked you and they still have it? How the heck?

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

You don't know the whole story though, maybe she has asked him to try and do something about it but he's refused? There are things you can do to lessen your snoring, if not remove it entirely

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

The answer to one of those questions is 42.

Blind Woman Shares How People Explained Colors To Her When She Was Little, Other People Try Explaining Them Too

Sit outside on a hot day. When a breeze come by, spritz your face with a mist of water. The combination of the breeze and the mist of water is Aqua Blue.

Brand Double Entendre

40 Times People Saw Hilarious Puns And Just Had To Share Them

Those are not Pytons. Thats probably why thay are taking an introductory course.

Where Are Our Desssssks

Parents’ Group Asks For The Term ‘Anti-Vaxxers’ To Be Retired, But They Won’t Be Pleased With The Alternatives Suggested By Twitter

Bloody anti-vaxxers! I'm autistic, and when the day comes that I have children, I WILL GET THEM VACCINATED!!!!

Parents’ Group Asks For The Term ‘Anti-Vaxxers’ To Be Retired, But They Won’t Be Pleased With The Alternatives Suggested By Twitter

I like "pro-plague". Short, and a perfect description.

People-Share-Funny-Insults

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'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

We need to talk about the elephant in the room.

People Are Posting Their Decade Transformations And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

What's stone?

People Are Posting Their Decade Transformations And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

Completely off topic, but BP needs to do a better job at weeding out trolls, users with multiple pseudonyms and those flippen sex posts- it's becoming very irksome weeding through the trite and irrelevant comments.

People Are Posting Their Decade Transformations And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

Anyone who uses stone as a unit of measurement has no place to criticize the US’s not using the metric system.

People Tried Washing This Dog's Eyebrows Off Only To Find Out They're Not Painted

you where here yesterday : )

People Tried Washing This Dog's Eyebrows Off Only To Find Out They're Not Painted

Not all natural blondes have “invisible” eyebrows.

This Purely Golden Bee Landed On My Car Today

30 Times The Funniest Internet ‘Grandma’ Killed It With Her Tweets (New Pics)

*an

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share The "Cold" Insults They've Gotten And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

My husband told me : hummm, you smell so good, your skin is so soft. You gonna have 70% discount... He was speaking while dreaming. I was still reading and I thought he was serious before I realized he fall asleep. Now when he do a complement I always ask him how much discount I will have.

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Claudia Machado • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

That's lame.

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

All those stories with only one side. Maybe the dog barked at him. Who knows?

Dog Protests Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (12 Pics)

Cat's signs would be: Stop. Just stop.

People Can Admit Their "Sick" Plush Toys To This Plushie Hospital In Japan So That They Could Be Restored

Blind Woman Shares How People Explained Colors To Her When She Was Little, Other People Try Explaining Them Too

Non-Binary Person Teaches This Hateful Parent Tolerance And Their Text Exchange Goes Viral

From the series of things that never happened...

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

I hope you win!!!

45 Of The Most Savage Insults People Found And Decided To Share Them On The Internet

Don't say that. He might be telling the truth o.O

Mom Shares A Christmas Hack To Stop Kids From Begging For Toys In Shops

Grandma And 'Stranger' Are Going To Share 4th Thanksgiving Together After She Accidentally Sent Him An Invitation (Updated)

This will remembered and reposted every single year. - Bored Panda

'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

Uncomfortable?

People Are Posting Their Decade Transformations And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

To the comment in the pic, 22 years old is not a literal child. Actually it's a literal young adult.

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share The "Cold" Insults They've Gotten And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

A total stranger once told me I should have been beautiful when I was young. I was only 30 at the time :(

Pixar Drops The First Trailer For Their New Movie About Death

If you use glasses for a long time, during your whole life, it's normal to see glasses as part of you, almost a comforting feeling.

Video Shows Cat Sprinting Over And Saving Baby Who Was About To Fall Down The Stairs

I really doubt there weren't any child proof fence that would prevent the baby from falling.

Antivax Parents Take Their Kid To The ER For An Emergency, Get Isolated From The Kid And Other Patients, Flip Off The Doctors

Tetanus is something else. Dying from it is going to visit hell even you are not invited. Just watching a video of people dying from tetanus is a torture.

Neil Patrick Harris' Family Reveals Their 2019 Halloween Costumes

This family is so beautiful and not scary :D

Here's How Celebrities Dressed Up Their Kids For Halloween (13 Pics)

The judges just entered the room. Welcome Ben Smith, Kristof De Smet and Rabbit Carrot. The most perfect people in the whole world! Get a life, have some fun, they are not your kids, the cigarettes are fake.

Woman Exposes 'Instagram Perfect' Mom After She Pays No Attention To Her Child At A Pool, Shows You Shouldn't Believe Social Media

Why shame this mother? The OP doesn't know anything about her life. Maybe she got a call telling her to go quickly to the hospital, who knows? The fact is this person spent a lot of time judging someone else. Go get a life, go swimming since you are there.

30 Unnecessary Packaging Fails That Got Shamed Online

First of all, why should we believe that someone ordered a pack of ordinary battery online? Then, trying to explaining why the big package it's because they need to organize all packages into the truck. It's not like the courier will take you package directly from the store and deliver it to you. There are other packages inside the truck. Also, a small package can be forgotten.

Claudia Machado • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

Their dog attacked you and they still have it? How the heck?

50 Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

You don't know the whole story though, maybe she has asked him to try and do something about it but he's refused? There are things you can do to lessen your snoring, if not remove it entirely

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

The answer to one of those questions is 42.

Blind Woman Shares How People Explained Colors To Her When She Was Little, Other People Try Explaining Them Too

Sit outside on a hot day. When a breeze come by, spritz your face with a mist of water. The combination of the breeze and the mist of water is Aqua Blue.

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

I have so many questions...

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

Decomposing animal corpses also produce an oily substance that will make rainbow shimmers on water. Well, don't drink it anyway.

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things

Also known as an “oil slick.” I hope you didn't drink any.

Brand Double Entendre

40 Times People Saw Hilarious Puns And Just Had To Share Them

Those are not Pytons. Thats probably why thay are taking an introductory course.

Where Are Our Desssssks

Parents’ Group Asks For The Term ‘Anti-Vaxxers’ To Be Retired, But They Won’t Be Pleased With The Alternatives Suggested By Twitter

Bloody anti-vaxxers! I'm autistic, and when the day comes that I have children, I WILL GET THEM VACCINATED!!!!

Parents’ Group Asks For The Term ‘Anti-Vaxxers’ To Be Retired, But They Won’t Be Pleased With The Alternatives Suggested By Twitter

I like "pro-plague". Short, and a perfect description.

People-Share-Funny-Insults

Cat-Snapchats

'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

We need to talk about the elephant in the room.

People Are Posting Their Decade Transformations And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

What's stone?

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