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I’ve scaled wet, steep and slippery rocks when hiking just to avoid small talk with the people on the actual path
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I’ve scaled wet, steep and slippery rocks when hiking just to avoid small talk with the people on the actual pathFunny Doctor Patient Stories
Paramedic here. Was driving with my partner and patient in the back. Patient was fine. Patient's skeezy boyfriend was riding in the front with me and apparently saw a golden opportunity to ask a question that had obviously been on his mind for some time. Him: So when cats and dogs eat grass, that means they have cancer, right? Me: Ummm. No. No it does not. Made for an awkwardly silent ride the rest of the way.Funny Doctor Patient Stories
Medical student here. Was clerking a patient who told me her lung cancer wasn’t due to the 60+ cigarettes she had been smoking since adolescence, rather it was due to a knock she received by stumbling into her car door. Her logic was that the tumour was at the same corresponding spot in her lung to where she bumped her chest. She was convinced we were wrong about the cause.Funny Doctor Patient Stories
Was working at a clinic. I was speaking with a non-controlled diabetic patient about her sugar intake and she said she drinks a 32 oz soda everyday. I ask her if it's regular or diet and she replies with "It's half-regular. I let the ice melt first so there isn't as much sugar in it". Sorry but that isn't how it worksFunny Doctor Patient Stories
Not a doctor but I was a Nurse's assistant and a kitchen staff member came in and said "Help, I ate raw corn". Apparently the cook had convinced him that eating raw corn was poisonous or something. I had a good laugh about it.Reading Glasses
Ophthalmologist here. Told patient he needed reading glasses which he didn't believe. I explained that everyone develops presbyopia eventually. "Come on, George Clooney doesn't wear reading glasses!". A) yes he does & B) not sure why you are comparing yourself with him...I Do Have It You Know
"I have the Ebola". "Sir, you actually had a heart attack." "Because of the Ebola"Following The Directions
I had severe asthma as a kid. I was intubated for a severe attack a few times. My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. So my parents agreed to all of this. Few weeks later, I'm back in the hospital. A doctor recognized me and came over to talk. Then he bent over and smelled my head (I'll never forget that. I thought it was so weird). He told a nurse to sit there and not let me leave with my parents. When my parents showed up, he asked point blank, 'Did you not understand what I told you last time? Do you understand these attacks could be fatal?' 'But we open windows and have stopped smoking in her room when we put her to bed!Check Those Farts
Emergency surgeon here Got called 2 a.m. because a patient demanded to see me because "her daughters farts smelled too bad" Kept a straight face.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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