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Donkey boi • commented on 29 posts 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Biggest Problem Here And I Will Give You Unsolicited Advice

It's not as complicated as you think. You are you! Why do you need a label to tell you who you are and feel more secure? Right now I'm drinking Coffee in a mug that says 'Yorkshire Tea'. The label doesn't make what's inside any different. Sometimes we don't fit category's created by other people, sometimes we are nonconformist. But it's always ok to say, 'I'm still figuring things out'. But it's most important to be you. My friend struggled with his "label" for a long time, he finally settled on being 'A Bertie Bassett' because he like all-sorts. He made his own label.

Hey Pandas, Post Your Biggest Problem Here And I Will Give You Unsolicited Advice

Try the '3 times' method. First, plan what you want to say to them. Memorise your first/opening sentence(s), Then... forget the rest. As you approach the room they are in, say the first part in your head once. As you enter the room, say it again in your head. Address your parents out loud 'Mum... Dad...' While they are responding, ignore them and say the first line in your head a third time'. Then Say it our loud, the rest should follow.

Hey Pandas, Post Your Biggest Problem Here And I Will Give You Unsolicited Advice

Absolutely! You're one of the people whose comments I look out for! I think your views and opinions on many things have helped loads of people struggling with their own issues. Take for example, the fact that we are 2 completely different people, I'm diagnosed as having ASPD (so literally the exact opposite of you), yet I can see your comments and appreciate what you are saying. You are a wonderfully refreshing person whose comments I look forward to reading. You make me laugh, you make me think and sometimes, make me change my opinions and question myself (I need the latter the most). We might not be able catch you in the real world, but on here we'll always catch you.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

The plan was solid, the execution was off. It's a good question to ask someone what would other people say about them (usually 'your friends'), people tend to be more honest when speaking for other people that they know.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I'm not downvoting because I think I know what you're trying to say. I love tattoos, but I would never get a facial one, nor would I get someone's name inked. But I don't hold that against people that have. For someone that likes tattoos, they are a part of our journey. I don't see it as impulse, I see it as emotional commitment. To feel something strongly enough to have it inked it a positive thing, people grow and change their minds as they learn and experience new things. Every tat has it's story, but I wouldn't presume to know the whole story without asking.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I was asked if I was religious one, I said no and they joked, 'that means you can work the Christmas shifts'. 'Erm nope! I might not be but my family are and they expect me at christmas.'

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I think the correct answer is, 'It depends on the situation. In a combat situation there is not enough time to discuss, so I would rely on his experience. In a non-combat situation I would ask him to explain to me why he thinks my thoughts are not worth considering. If he doesn't provide a valid argument, I'll make him listen'

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

How you dress is borderline, I appreciate that a company has an image to project, but I think that in those circumstances the company should contribute of have a uniform.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I would ask about tattoos if they had noticeable ones... After I was finished with the interview... if they were happy to talk about it... because I have an interest in them.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I'm beginning to think that these sorts of questions should be responded to with personal questions. 'Were you 2 kids planned?', 'Before I answer I have a few questions of my own. Were you breast fed as a child? At what age did you start growing body hair? Have you ever inserted a foreign object inside your a**s?'

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

Nope, I got nothing to respond to this! Just can't fathom....

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I've never known it to be a problem. Besides, she seems engaged in the greeting, making eye contact and looks comfortable, the only things that matter.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

If I was a woman... Last Menstruation: 'Sample included'

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

'None of your business, and none of your business! Now, would you like my solicitors to contact you directly or do you have a legal team?'

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

Now, I hate interviews, for so many reasons, but mainly because it's so easy to get through an interview and it doesn't give a good reflection of who you will be working with. 2 years ago I interviewed a young woman, around 25-27 years old. Her CV suggested that she would be perfect for the job, her attitude seemed to really fit the environment. And she knew about the system we used (only about 5 companies world-wide use it). At the end of the interview she told me that she suspected that she could pregnant, that she hadn't taken a test yet and asked if she was, would it be a problem? Long story short, corporate gave me a LOT of s**t for hiring her, knowing she would take maternity leave. She's been back a year now and just been promoted to head of her department! Looks Like I made the right choice.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I don't do overtime! I never will! My shifts are long enough as it is. If I have a kid, you can bet your last penny I'm taking every second of paid paternity leave! But yeah, Women are the problem you dumb pieces of Sh....

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I've been asked this. I've pointed out that it's wrong of them to ask, but they always say 'Oh the interview is over, I'm just making conversation.' I was even straight up asked if I was gay because 'This is mainly a woman's job'.

Hey Pandas, Post Two Things That Are True And One Lie (Closed)

What!!!!! History is awesome!!!!! Hope you have a great time in Hawaii!

Hey Pandas, Post Two Things That Are True And One Lie (Closed)

Correct!

Hey Pandas, Post Two Things That Are True And One Lie (Closed)

In that case, Well done! That's a great achievement! Hope you're coping ok with the first thing.

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Donkey boi • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

35 Things That Didn’t Age Well Shared On ‘Poorly Aged Stuff’

FYI Sonic had a tough time of it and fell into alcohol and drug abuse. He was also seen flytipping at a beauty spot near his home. All of this following the untimely death of Tails, his foxy sidekick, who met his end while performing stunts on a tandem that wasn't built for foxes. Sadly, Sonic never recovered and was last seen living in a trailer park outside Detroit. You're welcome.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

yeah, don't think about it too much, it's just tradition

35 Things That Didn’t Age Well Shared On ‘Poorly Aged Stuff’

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

yeah, don't think about it too much, it's just tradition

Hey Pandas, What Was The Bravest Thing You Ever Did In Your Life?

Learning to drive. I was 38.

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Donkey boi • commented on 8 posts 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, Post Two Things That Are True And One Lie (Closed)

I'll be honest, I'm a bit out of touch with modern music, I just picked a random current artist I've heard of but actually have no idea who it is.

Hey Pandas, Post Two Things That Are True And One Lie (Closed)

Thanks to some amazing medical staff, no lasting damage (except a fear of water).

Hey Pandas, Post Two Things That Are True And One Lie (Closed)

I'll be honest, I'm a bit out of touch with modern music, I just picked a random current artist I've heard of but actually have no idea who it is.

Hey Pandas, Post Two Things That Are True And One Lie (Closed)

Thanks to some amazing medical staff, no lasting damage (except a fear of water).

Hey Pandas, What Always Happens In Books But Never Happens In Real Life?

It does happen, ask my wife.

Hey Pandas, What Always Happens In Books But Never Happens In Real Life?

I've been waiting to see this answer! Nobody poops in books!!! Weirds me out.

Hey Pandas, What Always Happens In Books But Never Happens In Real Life?

I see a lot of smirking, but not a lot of sneering.

Hey Pandas, Post Two Things That Are True And One Lie (Closed)

When I drowned, I was medically dead for 4 minutes but was resuscitated. After I got stabbed I was dead for around 8 minutes before being revived.

Hey Pandas, Submit A Would You Rather Question

Sammy Sloth is bigger.

Hey Pandas, Submit A Would You Rather Question

Oh sound effects! That would be FANTASTIC!!!!!!! Let alone the fact that nobody needs to hear my thoughts.

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Donkey boi • submitted 3 list additions 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, Post Two Things That Are True And One Lie (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell One Time Where You Got In Serious Trouble At School? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Makeup Tricks You Think We Won't Really Know About? (Closed)

Donkey boi • submitted 15 list additions 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, Post Pictures Of Your Pets, And Let's Rate Them In The Comments (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Great Thing Lets You Brag About Your Country? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About The Experience That Absolutely Changed Your Life (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Was A Time You Went From Hero To Zero? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing That You Do That Others Think Are Weird? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Your Mortifying Moments With Your Parents! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Injurie Someone Has Given You? (Closed)

Donkey boi • submitted 2 list additions 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Nickname You Were Ever Given? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Predict The Future (Closed)

Donkey boi • commented on 20 posts 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Biggest Problem Here And I Will Give You Unsolicited Advice

Hey Pandas, Feel Free To Introduce Yourself And Tell The World About Yourself

Hey Pandas, What Was The Bravest Thing You Ever Did In Your Life?

I was 34 when I learned to drive. I only did it out of necessity.

40 Times Jerks Got 'Destroyed' By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

'Moist' is sexual? In that case, I'd best not comment on the cake I ate earlier!

40 Times Jerks Got 'Destroyed' By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

I just f*****g applauded this IRL. Colleagues thinks I'm really please with my end of week report.

40 Times Jerks Got 'Destroyed' By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

For those "self educated" people: 4+4+3+13=24 years. 24 YEARS OF KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!! You'd think if there was a problem, she'd have picked up on it by now, right?

35 Things That Didn’t Age Well Shared On ‘Poorly Aged Stuff’

Now to be fair he used the word 'today'. So it's possible that, on the day that he said it, there may not have been any other drugs, of any kind, in the country at all! Meaning he was correct.

35 Things That Didn’t Age Well Shared On ‘Poorly Aged Stuff’

Please don't hate me, but.... I liked Jar-Jar.

35 Things That Didn’t Age Well Shared On ‘Poorly Aged Stuff’

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I was asked if I was religious one, I said no and they joked, 'that means you can work the Christmas shifts'. 'Erm nope! I might not be but my family are and they expect me at christmas.'

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

How you dress is borderline, I appreciate that a company has an image to project, but I think that in those circumstances the company should contribute of have a uniform.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

I would ask about tattoos if they had noticeable ones... After I was finished with the interview... if they were happy to talk about it... because I have an interest in them.

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

Nope, I got nothing to respond to this! Just can't fathom....

Donkey boi • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

35 Things That Didn’t Age Well Shared On ‘Poorly Aged Stuff’

Women Are Sharing The Strangest Personal Questions They've Been Asked In Job Interviews (30 Comments)

yeah, don't think about it too much, it's just tradition

Hey Pandas, What Was The Bravest Thing You Ever Did In Your Life?

Learning to drive. I was 38.

Donkey boi • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

'That’s It, I’m Architecture Shaming': 40 Architecture Examples That Look So Bad, People Just Had To Shame Them

I think you got the wrong place, Giza. You might be in de-Nile about it, check with your mummy. Carrying these puns is hurting my back, I'd best go see a Cairo-practor.

Hey Pandas, What Always Happens In Books But Never Happens In Real Life?

Looking at YOU Draco.

Donkey boi • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

Hey Pandas, Which Fantasy Creature Would You Choose To Be Real?

Cerberus

Hey Pandas, Which Fantasy Creature Would You Choose To Be Real?

A Hippogriff. Part Eagle and Part Horse. I then would watch the biologist's heads explode trying to figure out how this could work.

Donkey boi • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Always Happens In Books But Never Happens In Real Life?

This is kind of dumb but...... No one ever needs to go to the bathroom in the middle of a huge scene (exploring a new realm/saving the universe etc) in books

Donkey boi • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

Men Share 'What Did You Not Know Or Realize Until After Living With A Woman?': And Here're 40 Of The Top Answers

No. What you do is having let your bangs FINALLY grow out over several years you think 'you know what? I should get bangs for a change' so you get bangs. Then, you remember that you have to style them all the time and they are an absolute pain in the bum. So you let them grow out. Then you have several years of having these annoying not quite bangs short bits on the side that can't go up in a ponytail and get in the way, gradually growing them out until it's nice and long on both sides. Then what do you do? 'oh I should get bangs for a change' The circle of life.

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This Mum Pixie With Her Little Woollen Handful (Name Still Undecided)

This Is Jet With Her Mummy, Even At A Month Old She Still Very Shy (And Very Tiny) But She Come Out Of Her Shell Once You Give Her A Hug.

This Is Ebony, Learning To Walk At Just 45 Mins Old. At 17.5 Inches To The Shoulder She's She's Got A Huge Personality Already!

This Is Nutella, She Was Abandoned By Her Mum So I'm Bottle Feeding Her. Needless To Say, She's Become A Favourite

My Bat, Titch Having A Drink Break

A Few Of My 13 Kids From This Year

My Little Ember, Fully Grown At 8 Inches Tall!

My Girl Kopi, A Bit Grubby After A Hike On The Broads!

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