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Not your average sociopath! I'm just trying not to get through life without a care!

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Donkey boi • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

30 Regretful Decisions Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Seems a bit silly to regret something that you had no control over and can't have possibly been your fault. You ever done baking? I tried to make a sweet bun a few weeks ago, I pulled it out of the oven and put it on the sideboard to rest. The thing is, I had a lot going on in the kitchen, it was hot, humid, and steamy. Later my bun looked like c**p, but I still ate it and it tasted great. You see, sometimes when the bun comes out of the oven, into an environment that's not ideal, it's going to struggle to be the best it can be, and that's not the buns fault! But when it comes down to it, on the inside that but can be just as sweet! And some people are going to enjoy that bun. Sure, there might be a few grainy or soggy bits, but that's just added texture.

Someone Asked “What Is Something You Changed Your Stance On After Learning More About It?”, Here Are 30 Of The Most Fascinating Answers

This is because the governments dumped them all into the same neighbourhoods, creating a separation/divide between them and the public. It prevents integration (whether it was intentional or not). That area now looks like it's 'full of foreigners' giving people (who are usually ignorant of the facts) the idea that its being 'taken over'. It's one of the reasons that older generations of the Irish and West Indians get on so well in the UK, because we came at the same time and were dumped into neighbouring areas, we found common ground in our exclusion.

Donkey boi • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

How small were you? Or is the cat really big?

Fans Are Pointing Out These 30 Details And Fun Facts From Johnny Depp Films You May Have Missed

It's an old English Slag word that (records suggest) originated AFTER the time period that films were set. This therefore suggests that Jack Sparrow did in fact invent the word, and therefore, was a real person, therefore making the POTC franchise a documentary.

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

How small were you? Or is the cat really big?

Fans Are Pointing Out These 30 Details And Fun Facts From Johnny Depp Films You May Have Missed

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

It's been done before! Just look a Magenta, it's an impossible colour!

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

I don't care where he came from OR where he went! What I want to know is, how did he get the name 'Cotton Eye Joe'?

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Headline: Max A compares facts to Pretzels, claiming the facts are twisted! Tells public he likes to get knotted!

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Donkey boi • commented on 7 posts 5 days ago

People Are Anonymously Revealing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren’t Supposed To Share (30 Answers)

Depending on where you are. I don't know about the ethics in the US (Or the rest of the world for that matter), but in the UK if you tell your lawyer that you are guilty, they cannot present a case that says you did not do it, rather they can only try to justify why you committed the crime (It's a bit more complicated than that, but that's pretty much the face of it).

People Are Anonymously Revealing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren’t Supposed To Share (30 Answers)

*Me getting stuck because I took that as a challenge* 'Whelp, I guess they was right!'

People Are Anonymously Revealing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren’t Supposed To Share (30 Answers)

*Me getting stuck because I took that as a challenge* 'Whelp, I guess they was right!'

This Online Thread Has People Sharing Their Favorite Visual Gags From The Simpsons, And Here Are 40 Of Everyone's Favorites

Braces are covered but you you have to meet a certain requirement. It's called the 'Index Of Treatment Need' (IOTN) Scale. A Score of 1 is almost perfect, 3 is needs treatment but would not affect health, 5 is severe dental health problems.

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

Weirdly very close to what makes my wife happy. King Edwards potatoes (MUST be Edwards) and Donkeys.

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

Son of Bitc..... Why did I do it? WHY??? Great! Now I'm gonna have to visit my Mam, show her, so she can show my aunts!

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

This is wrong either way. Either they are saying that non-smokers don't normally get a break? Which means that they need to address that issue! Or that they discriminate against smokers and give the others additional leave. The additional time doesn't add up anyway, Let's do the maths: Japan has an average of 245 working days per year. Two 15 minute smoke breaks a day equates to 122.5 hours. Divide that by the 40 hour working week* and you get just over 3 weeks. (*The Japanese labour Law limits work to a 40 hour week, although realistically around 22% of the working population generally do around 50hour weeks and some employers have a requirement of 80hours of overtime!)

This Online Thread Has People Sharing Their Favorite Visual Gags From The Simpsons, And Here Are 40 Of Everyone's Favorites

It's a fallacy that has been disproven countless times. The UK currently ranks 5th in the world for dental health. The US comparatively, is ranked 9th. Due to the cost of dental care in the US, the UK has has been better since the foundation of the NHS in 1948. EDIT: Just to clarify, 1) I'm not British 2) I'm not bothered by the 'joke', I'm just pointing out a fact. I like to educate on old "Jokes" that are just tired (and yes I'd do the same for you Yanks, Aussies) 3) Some cosmetic work is covered by the NHS if certain requirements are met (Braces are based on a score system called the IOTN scale, feel free to google it).

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Donkey boi • upvoted an item 5 days ago

People Are Anonymously Revealing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren’t Supposed To Share (30 Answers)

The chance of you surviving a heart attack, however, are between 90% and 97% (with the proper application of life-saving measures).

Donkey boi • commented on 13 posts 6 days ago

Twitter Account Shares 30 Screenshots That Prove Just How Weird TikTok Can Be

The 'Michael Jackson of female rappers'????? More like the 'Teletubbies of female rappers'!

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

It does take time into account. The 'L' in the equation is for 'Mean length of time that civilizations can communicate', and the fc relates to ' the fraction of civilizations that develop a technology that releases detectable signs of their existence into space'.

Twitter Account Shares 30 Screenshots That Prove Just How Weird TikTok Can Be

The 'Michael Jackson of female rappers'????? More like the 'Teletubbies of female rappers'!

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

Nope! He died.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

Different drinks will have a different effect. Beer, stout & Ale are heavy volume for low alcohol. Leading to a slower sober-to-drunk speed. Mixers are lighter so can get you drunk faster without all that excess liquid. The speed at which you get drunk can have an affect on the 'Type' of drunk you are.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

That's actually a real job title. I met one once. Unless.... Dammit!!! I gave him access to our lab. I knew his suggestions for improvement were just a ruse!

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

It depend on what you are referring to. Aliens??? No, they would absolutely LOVE to tell us they discovered intelligent life. The way the universe works??? Probably! Most people wouldn't even understand it anyway. Asteroids on a collision course with Earth??? Definitely! Since there is sod-all we can do about it, why cause a panic for no reason.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

Personality isn't a factor as much as you might think. A rejection for a promotion is usually down to one of the following reasons. 1. They already know who has the job but are required (usually by law) to open it up for applications. 2. You simply are not good enough to do the job. 3. You're too good at your current role and loosing you would be a detriment to productivity.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

I had this rumour about a colleague and I. The big boss actually pulled me into a meeting with HR to discuss my 'abuse of power' and potential dismissal. We were just really good friends and I nearly got fired and blacklisted because people can't accept that 2 people can be friendly without sex being involved. She ended up leaving the company because of the constant comments from the other staff about 'how she got that pay rise/better shift/passed the inspection/bonus, because she was sleeping with the boss'. Shite like that can ruin lives. Thankfully I have a good wife that knows me well, but others won't be that lucky.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

14 presidents have been elected since Korea was first divided (13 since the end of the Korean War). Of those, only 3 visited North Korea. Of those 3, only 1 visited WHILE serving in office, and that was Donald Trump. While he might be a complete [Insert expletives here], he actually made history and tried make/keep peace.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

Yes, it's statistically implausible that there is no other life in the universe. But there is a difference between 'life' and 'intelligent life' It's statistically likely that there is intelligent life in our galaxy. You should check out the 'Drake Equation'.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

Mustard was a military man. Ain't no way he using a lead pipe! That Professor Plum was sketchy AF though!

50 Times People Shared Their Travel Photos Because They Turned Out Terrible (New Pics)

There was a guy at the leaning tower of Pisa that offered to take photos of the tourists doing the whole "holding up the tower" thing. He'd position them to do something similar to this. I watched him do it to at least 15 people.

50 Times People Shared Their Travel Photos Because They Turned Out Terrible (New Pics)

We all suffer from dry eyes every now and then.

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Donkey boi • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Times People Shared Their Travel Photos Because They Turned Out Terrible (New Pics)

You cant loose water. It goes up in the sky and falls back as rain. It goes down and come back up as steam, springs etc. What your incorrectly referring to is a reductuon of clean available driniking water. Well ok a little does escape into space but the velocity needed for it break free means that its such a tiny percentage. Think it was estimated if it carries on, in about 4 billion years there is a slight possibility that earth goes dry.

Donkey boi • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

Sorry @Diane Aguilar, but "E pluribus unum" WAS the adopted motto (but never official), It was changed (and ratified by law) in 1956. Shall we talk about the Pledge Of Allegiance as well? 'One Nation under God'??? The good thing is though is that the word 'God' doesn't appear anywhere in the Constitution, so at least there's that.

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Balram!!! What's wrong with Monica Lewinsky? She's an intelligent woman as well as a nice looking lady.

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

I dunno... There's something about the torsion catapult that sets it apart. That coiled power waiting to be released, the tension of the rope, the 'CRACK!' of the launch....

30 “Crazy” People Who Were Proven To Be Right All Along

I'm surprised Johnny Rotten isn't on the list. Banned by the BBC in 1978 for calling out Jimmy Saville as a predator.

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

You can't be comparing lakes then letting a 'Sea' get in on the action.

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

Well, she was crowned in 1953 so... Most of them.

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Donkey boi • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

World domination 101?

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

Yeh one is shorter and has gold around its neck, what your point 😂

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Donkey boi • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing A Stranger Has Said To You? (Closed)

Donkey boi • submitted 2 list additions 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Actresses Have Left A Lasting Impression On You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Red Flag You Noticed In Doctors? (Closed)

Donkey boi • submitted 11 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Hallucination Or Dream You've Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Conversation You've Ever Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would You Like To Listen To As You Pass?

Hey Pandas, If You Were Stuck On A Deserted Island, What Book Would You Bring? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do I Deal With Haters? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, AITA For Not Wanting My Mom To Visit Me Every Day? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What New Job Skills Have You Learned During The Covid-19 Pandemic? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, How Do You Deal With Political Crazies In Your Life?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Rejection Response To A Pick-Up Line You Have Ever Heard? (Closed)

Donkey boi • submitted 6 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Are You An Extrovert Or An Introvert? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Deal With Anger Issues? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Knowingly Did, To Which You Knew There Was No Going Back? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Make Your Rice?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Number One Item You Would Save From Your Burning House?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Wake Up And Gain A Quality, What Would It Be And Why?

Donkey boi • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

30 Regretful Decisions Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Someone Asked “What Is Something You Changed Your Stance On After Learning More About It?”, Here Are 30 Of The Most Fascinating Answers

Donkey boi • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

How small were you? Or is the cat really big?

Fans Are Pointing Out These 30 Details And Fun Facts From Johnny Depp Films You May Have Missed

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

It's been done before! Just look a Magenta, it's an impossible colour!

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

I don't care where he came from OR where he went! What I want to know is, how did he get the name 'Cotton Eye Joe'?

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Headline: Max A compares facts to Pretzels, claiming the facts are twisted! Tells public he likes to get knotted!

Donkey boi • commented on 7 posts 5 days ago

People Are Anonymously Revealing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren’t Supposed To Share (30 Answers)

*Me getting stuck because I took that as a challenge* 'Whelp, I guess they was right!'

This Online Thread Has People Sharing Their Favorite Visual Gags From The Simpsons, And Here Are 40 Of Everyone's Favorites

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

Weirdly very close to what makes my wife happy. King Edwards potatoes (MUST be Edwards) and Donkeys.

35 Times YouTube Comments Were So Good, They Had To Be Shared Online

Son of Bitc..... Why did I do it? WHY??? Great! Now I'm gonna have to visit my Mam, show her, so she can show my aunts!

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind

This Online Thread Has People Sharing Their Favorite Visual Gags From The Simpsons, And Here Are 40 Of Everyone's Favorites

Donkey boi • commented on 6 posts 6 days ago

Twitter Account Shares 30 Screenshots That Prove Just How Weird TikTok Can Be

The 'Michael Jackson of female rappers'????? More like the 'Teletubbies of female rappers'!

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

Nope! He died.

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

That's actually a real job title. I met one once. Unless.... Dammit!!! I gave him access to our lab. I knew his suggestions for improvement were just a ruse!

Someone Asked, “What Do You Strongly Suspect But Have No Proof Of?”, And 30 People Spilled Their Thought-Provoking Theories (New Answers)

Donkey boi • upvoted an item 5 days ago

People Are Anonymously Revealing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren’t Supposed To Share (30 Answers)

The chance of you surviving a heart attack, however, are between 90% and 97% (with the proper application of life-saving measures).

Donkey boi • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Times People Shared Their Travel Photos Because They Turned Out Terrible (New Pics)

Donkey boi • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

Yeh one is shorter and has gold around its neck, what your point 😂

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

World domination 101?

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing A Stranger Has Said To You?

I was on a train with the wife heading into London to catch a show. I had a random stranger in the seat across the isle says to me 'You seem like you know about stuff!', he then proceeded to ask me why they are called the 'Teenage mutant ninja TURTLES' when they are clearly Tortoises. Being the insufferable know-it-all that I am, I explained to him that in Brittan they define the difference between the 2 as: 'Tortoise' is the land animal and 'Turtle' is water dwelling. However in America 'Turtle' is used to cover all animals of that type (turtle, tortoise, terrapin, etc) and therefore, a tortoise is a type of turtle. As the show was made in the US, it follows the US naming. Suitably impressed, he then asked me 'If they were teenagers, why were they trained to use weapons? Seems a bit irresponsible to me.' I didn't have an answer that time.