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bill marsano • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

Restaurant Shows How To Shut Down Influencers Begging For Free Food For Exposure

'Influencing' is really nothing more than a racket based on greed. People with hardly any followers puff themselves up to feel important and impress gullible, possibly desperate business owners. Influencers with huge fan bases do exist, but what do they do but make deals with corporate sponsor who pay them to mention their products, whether they use them or not. There is not regulation in this field, whereas in ordinary advertising a celebrity spokesperson has to actually use the product or admit that he's merely a paid spokesman. Followers of influencers are mostly suckers lacking the self-confidence to make their own choices without the validation of celebrities.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Sheer genius! Replace one problem with a different one that's even worse!

bill marsano • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

Artist Starts A Colorful Wedding Dress Business After Her "Fire" Wedding Dress Goes Viral

Could this be the end of the white wedding? Hope so.

Woman Transforms Thrift-Store Clothes For $1 Into Elegant Outfits (30 New Pics)

She's thrifty, smart, has great design sense and sewing skill. What a package!

bill marsano • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

BP's heading writer is clearly unaware of the concept of 'oversell.'

While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

BP's headline writer is clearly unaware of he concept of oversell. Anyone reduced to tears of laughter by this stuff is simply obsessed with bathroom humor.

While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

BP's heading writer is clearly unaware of the concept of 'oversell.'

While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

BP's headline writer is clearly unaware of he concept of oversell. Anyone reduced to tears of laughter by this stuff is simply obsessed with bathroom humor.

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

These people have a seriously unhealthful obsession with body image--as do their followers.

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bill marsano • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

Woman Roasts Anti-Maskers By Coming Up With Equally Ridiculous Reasons Not To Wear Masks

She's right--you CAN'T get it if you don't want to. Just say NO. All the time. And by the way, those masks ARE full of spiders. I thought everybody knew that.

bill marsano • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

How Women Do Their Own Makeup Vs. How A Professional Does It (29 Pics)

What's with their eyes?

bill marsano • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

I Grew Up In India So I Decided To Illustrate What Childhood Was Like There (28 Pics)

The art is awful and the content is tediously literal. Sorry, but it doesn't travel well.

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

I can give the basics if not names/details of 3 the cracked me up. 1. Punk an old lady on the street in broad daylight; she calls the cops & gives a good description; they collar a pretty good suspect a few minutes later. They say 'come with us--it just for identification purposes.' Placed in front the old lady, he says "Yeah, that's the lady I mugged." 2, in court, prosecutor asks victim on the stand, 'Are the two men who committed this heinous crime in the courtroom today?' Two suspects stand up and say 'Yes, we're here, you honor.' 3. Takling a gamble, prosecutor threatens witness" 'Then why are your fingerprints on the murder weapon (or whatever it was).' rises indignantly to his feet and shouts 'That's impossible. I wore gloves!'

I Grew Up In India So I Decided To Illustrate What Childhood Was Like There (28 Pics)

The art is awful and the content is tediously literal. Sorry, but it doesn't travel well.

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

30 Pictures That Only Older People Will Find Nostalgic By Rachid Lotf

This is, frankly, a mediocre, over-stylized effort with too-narrow a focus on just a few bits of obsolete electronica. The real point to note is that until just a few years ago watching TV, watching movies, using e-mail, listening to music, making phone calls, playing video games, making recordings and taking photographs required a separate device for each activity.

Pixie And Brutus Comics Already Have Over 2.3M Followers And Here Are Their 18 Newest Strips

Further proof that anyone can post on Bored Panda. Only blinkered pet obsession can account for these lame strips.

Medieval Italian "Ghost Village" That's Been Underwater Since 1947 May Soon Reappear To Boost Tourism

The owners ought to look into developing scuba-diving tourism when the lake is refilled.

This Cards Against Humanity Kit From The Beginning Of Donald Trump's Presidency Is Now Resurfacing And It's Still Relevant

joSTL15 is right: this isn't funny or even mildly amusing, except to those who suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This Minimalistic Staircase Resembles A Strand Of DNA Inside Of A Two-Story Home

When architects convince themselves that they're creative artists, the result, more often than not, is irresponsible design and even dangerous design. This is an excellent example of that. Yes, there's no denying its esthetic appeal but there's also no denying its trio of failings. 1, it's dangerous, with no railings. It's narrow, and a good portion of each tread (the horizontal part) is curved and unsafe to walk on. Can you imagine two people passing each other on this? 2, Because there's no rail, people will reflexively steady themselves by putting their hands out to either side, especially because there will be some slight flexing at every step. The resulting oily stains will be unsightly and impossible to remove. 3, It's ridiculously complicated: a steel stairway the requires very many pieces of wood to disguise its unattractive skeleton. As for the DNA thing, someone's talking through his hat.

We Share Our Daily Life Bridging Cultural Gaps As An International Couple In These 28 Illustrations

All in all, better left unposted. The art is overbearing--I've seen so many similar posted on BP that I'm tempted to conclude this style comes from an app or program. Apart from that, authors seems excessively impressed with being half of an "international couple"--as if there were something unusual, even rare. And--oh, wow! Look at YOU bridging those cultural gaps! How daring! You're just two rather ordinary people doing rather ordinary things, and you should get over yourselves.

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bill marsano • commented on 14 posts 2 months ago

31 Times Wedding Photographers Captured Kids Not Caring About Your Fancy Wedding

Adults using kids as props: never a good idea.

31 Times Wedding Photographers Captured Kids Not Caring About Your Fancy Wedding

Adults using kids as props. Never a good idea.

People Make Hilarious "My Plans vs. 2020" Memes And Here Are 30 Of Them

BP seems to be redefining 'hilarious' as dull, lame and unimaginative. This wasn't worth posting. Have you not heard of the concept "It's been done"?

Japanese Man Goes To Social Media To Search For The Owners Of The "Puppy" He Found, Finds Out It's Not A Puppy After All

Just FYI everybody: the correct term for young fixes is KITS not CUBS. Young swans are cygnets. Juvenile horses are foals--but a male foal is called a colt.Many such specific names exist, and as they always reflect human experience (thought we may not know how or why), we should treasure them for that very reason. Anyine got mnore sopecific names for animal young? Post 'em!

"It's Only Taken Me 40 Years": Woman Is Left Stunned Upon Finding Out How To Close A Cereal Box The Right Way

Give this woman a Nobel Prize. She did more to earn it than most other recipients, including president Obama.

This Person Sheds Light On Why People In Kenya Don't Self-Isolate

There have been plenty of Corona Virus posts on this site, and this is the only one that's worthwhile. Kudos to you, Regius.

My Family Moved To A Small Town In The UK And I Started Discovering The Beauty Of This Country (35 Pics)

Fine shots, Aurel, and a wonderful way to join your new community.

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bill marsano • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

Some People Try To Mock Paris Hilton After She Showcases Her Art, But Others Say It’s Not So Bad And Are Really Proud Of Her

Have a little pity for the BF's mom, please. As for her art, face it: when you put you work on public display you are asking for public comment. She needs no defenders as she apparently can't be embarrassed.

I Created This Photo Series Inspired By The Quarantine (31 Pics)

Over-wrought, over-thought; high concept, low value.

Some People Try To Mock Paris Hilton After She Showcases Her Art, But Others Say It’s Not So Bad And Are Really Proud Of Her

I Created This Photo Series Inspired By The Quarantine (31 Pics)

Over-wrought, over-thought; high concept, low value.

My 30 Silly Ways To End You-Know-Who That Would Never Work (New Pics)

noskillcomics? Good name.

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

In fairness I want to add that the cuts my wife gives me are so good that I bought her a barbering kit and over the past 15 yrs or so have saved a ton of money.

This Twitter Account Collects Photos Of Cats In Small Shops Looking Like They Own The Place

Not to spoil the party but there is the risk of Toxoplasmosis, esp for pregnant women.

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bill marsano • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

30 Posts Mocking Corporate America During The Coronapocalypse

What else do you expect from a liberal institution like Harvard? They've got their $40.9 billion and they're not letting go of it.

30 Posts Mocking Corporate America During The Coronapocalypse

I do believe that Jared Brock has hit the nail on the head. And maybe Apple could use some of its money to build plants in the US to make phones here instead of in Chinese sweatshops.

30 Posts Mocking Corporate America During The Coronapocalypse

What else do you expect from a liberal institution like Harvard? They've got their $40.9 billion and they're not letting go of it.

30 Posts Mocking Corporate America During The Coronapocalypse

I do believe that Jared Brock has hit the nail on the head. And maybe Apple could use some of its money to build plants in the US to make phones here instead of in Chinese sweatshops.

30 Posts Mocking Corporate America During The Coronapocalypse

Under US law, a corporation or corporate entity is considered a body--a person. If the cruise lines are not paying taxes because of their foreign 'citizenship,' they should be told to seek relief from their countries of registration.

30 Posts Mocking Corporate America During The Coronapocalypse

OK, but the hotel vouchers must carry the usual restrictions--not valid on holidays and users can be bumped at the last minute. Also, fee charged for any change in plans.

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bill marsano • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

Restaurant Shows How To Shut Down Influencers Begging For Free Food For Exposure

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Sheer genius! Replace one problem with a different one that's even worse!

bill marsano • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

Artist Starts A Colorful Wedding Dress Business After Her "Fire" Wedding Dress Goes Viral

Could this be the end of the white wedding? Hope so.

Woman Transforms Thrift-Store Clothes For $1 Into Elegant Outfits (30 New Pics)

She's thrifty, smart, has great design sense and sewing skill. What a package!

bill marsano • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

BP's heading writer is clearly unaware of the concept of 'oversell.'

While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

BP's headline writer is clearly unaware of he concept of oversell. Anyone reduced to tears of laughter by this stuff is simply obsessed with bathroom humor.

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

These people have a seriously unhealthful obsession with body image--as do their followers.

bill marsano • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

Woman Roasts Anti-Maskers By Coming Up With Equally Ridiculous Reasons Not To Wear Masks

She's right--you CAN'T get it if you don't want to. Just say NO. All the time. And by the way, those masks ARE full of spiders. I thought everybody knew that.

bill marsano • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

How Women Do Their Own Makeup Vs. How A Professional Does It (29 Pics)

What's with their eyes?

bill marsano • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

I Grew Up In India So I Decided To Illustrate What Childhood Was Like There (28 Pics)

The art is awful and the content is tediously literal. Sorry, but it doesn't travel well.

Lawyers Are Sharing The Moments They Knew People Had Messed Up Big Time (30 Stories)

30 Pictures That Only Older People Will Find Nostalgic By Rachid Lotf

Pixie And Brutus Comics Already Have Over 2.3M Followers And Here Are Their 18 Newest Strips

Further proof that anyone can post on Bored Panda. Only blinkered pet obsession can account for these lame strips.

Medieval Italian "Ghost Village" That's Been Underwater Since 1947 May Soon Reappear To Boost Tourism

The owners ought to look into developing scuba-diving tourism when the lake is refilled.

This Cards Against Humanity Kit From The Beginning Of Donald Trump's Presidency Is Now Resurfacing And It's Still Relevant

joSTL15 is right: this isn't funny or even mildly amusing, except to those who suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This Minimalistic Staircase Resembles A Strand Of DNA Inside Of A Two-Story Home

We Share Our Daily Life Bridging Cultural Gaps As An International Couple In These 28 Illustrations

bill marsano • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

30 Of The Coolest 'Covid Projects' Shared By People On Reddit

Very nice work. Next time, try using worn-out pantyhose for stuffing.

Women Are Posting Their Noses That Look Like “Before” Photos

2 things: 1, it's 'profile',' not 'side profile.' Profile is view from the side. 2, here are all these lovely women--why are they made to feel thee's something wrong with their noses?

bill marsano • upvoted an item 1 year ago

This Haunting Memorial Commemorates 82 Children That Were Handed Over To The Nazis And Killed

This comment is shockingly ignorant. Go tell a holocaust survivor that these immigrants are in the same situation as the WWII concentration camps. People being fed and cared for while being separated from their families temporarily is so much different than literal death camps. Your statement is a massive insult to those who lived through the actual concentration camps.

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