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Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on 6 posts 6 days ago

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

Just come here, to Gloucester, and you can delight in the sight of red mites scampering all around my greenhouse. I know they're called pests, but they don't seem to hurt anything I am growing, so I leave them be.

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

Years ago, there was a sci-fi film where the dolphins learned to talk, and MIL gasped and asked, "How did they teach them that!"

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

Years ago, there was a sci-fi film where the dolphins learned to talk, and MIL gasped and asked, "How did they teach them that!"

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

All those people who think oil comes from dinosaur bones! Look it up. It's from deep-sea plankton.

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

Interestingly, my ex told me a story similar to this some time ago. I wonder if it happens much?

This Instagram Page Posts Relatable Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads, Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

Dinning = making noise whilst dining? LOL

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Facebook Page

I read that this can no longer happen because of the tall buildings alongside the station which now block the light.

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Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics

I see - it's the metal work off an old treadle sewing machine. Rather ugly, but clever.

Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

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Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on a post 1 month ago

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Looks like a Helter Skelter slide.

Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on 4 posts 3 months ago

35 Ridiculous Reasons Kids Were Punished At School, As Shared By People On Twitter

I would've done that too, but the frogs we were presented with were already dead :(

50 Pictures From The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity"

Or glasses?

35 Ridiculous Reasons Kids Were Punished At School, As Shared By People On Twitter

I would've done that too, but the frogs we were presented with were already dead :(

50 Pictures From The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity"

Or glasses?

Oddly Terrifying: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

It was a fossil whale.

Oddly Terrifying: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

Crinoids, aka sea lilies. They were around 300M years before the dinos and their descendants are still around today.

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Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on 21 posts 4 months ago

Freelancers Anonymously Share Stories Of 'Clients From Hell', And Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

All these weird posts are making me feel quite intelligent.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

We try to warn drivers of upcoming hazards.

Freelancers Anonymously Share Stories Of 'Clients From Hell', And Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

All these weird posts are making me feel quite intelligent.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

We try to warn drivers of upcoming hazards.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Don't drive so fast and you won't hit them. There is also this idea that trees are good for the environment.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

It is February and the sun is shining outside my little English windows right now.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Hot cross buns used to be an Easter thing, but nowadays they're sold all year.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Stubs are better in the bin than all over the sidewalks, and the bins are metal so fires would be contained.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

For a start, they are clearly labelled sultanas, and why should dried fruit not be in biscuits or cakes?

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Many older houses only had inside toilets put in after the house was built, so had to use the space available. Before inside toilets, we only had outhouses in the garden.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

We call realtors 'estate agents' and you can have as many as you like to advertise your house and sell it, but it's not that one advertises and another sells. You could have three or four agents' placards outside your house, but only one will sell it and get the commission.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

GPS tracker for those electric scooters you can borrow.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Eggs should be kept in the fridge! I always store mine in the fridge and I am in the UK.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

It's the other way around. Small houses with chimneys were adapted to become McDs.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

I wonder too, and I live in the UK.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

There are still far more women taking children to school than men.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Many of these houses were built en masse by Victorian factory owners looking to house as many workers as possible in the smallest area. And there were no cars, so the areas would not have been so dangerous.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Gah!!!

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Yet I have lived in the UK all my life and never seen one. They are called 'bell bollards' and are there to protect people and buildings from HGVs that might mount the sidewalks.

"Can Someone Please Tell Me": American Says They Are "Confused" By These 30 Things In Britain

Aren't these fairy doors, for those that believe or want to tease their children that the wee folk exist?

50 Funny Memes That Are All Too Relatable, Shared By This Instagram Page

Yes LOL

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

My surgeon was called Mr Butcher. :(

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

When I was a mother in the 70s, all the smaller children could be seen on reins. But nowadays you hardly ever see a child on reins.

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Jane Dorothy Warner • submitted 2 list additions 10 months ago

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Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on 6 posts 6 days ago

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

Years ago, there was a sci-fi film where the dolphins learned to talk, and MIL gasped and asked, "How did they teach them that!"

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

All those people who think oil comes from dinosaur bones! Look it up. It's from deep-sea plankton.

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

Interestingly, my ex told me a story similar to this some time ago. I wonder if it happens much?

This Instagram Page Posts Relatable Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads, Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

Dinning = making noise whilst dining? LOL

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Facebook Page

I read that this can no longer happen because of the tall buildings alongside the station which now block the light.

Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics

I see - it's the metal work off an old treadle sewing machine. Rather ugly, but clever.

Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

My daughter bought ME a Nintendo. Still got it but all the games have vanished.

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

Still got some.

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

I had one of those but it was for music cassette storage.

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

I got this all the time because for over 10 years I was a school caretaker and cleaner.

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

Here, they're called Elliott Modular Classrooms, and I can see as I drive past the school that they are still there after 30 years.

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

Still do, in the back of my car.

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

Still got one beside my bed. It's been there for years and most likely doesn't work anymore, but it was a present from my parents (RIP) so I can't get rid of it.

Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on a post 1 month ago

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Looks like a Helter Skelter slide.

Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on 4 posts 3 months ago

35 Ridiculous Reasons Kids Were Punished At School, As Shared By People On Twitter

I would've done that too, but the frogs we were presented with were already dead :(

50 Pictures From The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity"

Or glasses?

Oddly Terrifying: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

It was a fossil whale.

Oddly Terrifying: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

Crinoids, aka sea lilies. They were around 300M years before the dinos and their descendants are still around today.

Jane Dorothy Warner • commented on a post 4 months ago

Freelancers Anonymously Share Stories Of 'Clients From Hell', And Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

All these weird posts are making me feel quite intelligent.

Jane Dorothy Warner • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

It assumes that there are forms of life that are not sentient (aware of one's own existence) that are ok to be cooked alive. I feel all life is equally valuable, if not equal tasting. Respect the life given.

35 People Who ‘Can’t Even’ The English Language

My 5-year-old daughter likes to pluralize dice as dices.

Jane Dorothy Warner • upvoted an item 6 months ago

I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 40 Of The Best Ones From 2021

But if/when your leather jacket does wear out, replacing it will require an animal death, unlike the vegan version.

Jane Dorothy Warner • upvoted an item 8 months ago

30 Times Brats Got Shamed On The "Entitled Kids" Group

I have an irrational hatred of people who say 'I could care less' when what they actually mean is 'I couldn't care less'. Really grinds my gears. Particularly when it's coming from a self-indulgent tiktoker.

Jane Dorothy Warner • upvoted an item 9 months ago

30 Things People Would Buy If They Had The Money For It

not free... paid by taxes

Jane Dorothy Warner • upvoted an item 10 months ago

Feline Column

Jane Dorothy Warner • upvoted 14 items 1 year ago

If You’re Feeling Down, These 50 Wholesome Pics Might Lift You Up (New Pics)

so sad, I can't believe she was bullied for helping the environment :(

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I don’t like opening up to anyone even today, after two years of anti depressants and six months of therapy. I can’t open up to my mom because she would end up using it against me, maybe immediately, maybe later. Don’t get me wrong, I love my mom. She’s been through a great deal and tried her level best to not let that [stuff] reach us ( my brother and I),but to err is human. My dad is what your typical Indian dad is, a stoic guy, not expressing himself( kind of like the meme of that dog sitting in a room on fire). Add to that his emotionally distant parents and him joining the army at 17 to become an officer and you have this absolutely thick exterior that doesn’t let anything through. I work as a doctor in Delhi. Everyone around is dying. Bright eyed juniors I knew, people I said goodbye to not knowing it would be the last opportunity I’d get, patients and their hapless families, grieving mothers/ fathers/ wives/ husbands/ parents/ children. None of them deserved it and I feel that somehow I’m to blame. I can’t just man up every time. Sorry I started this diatribe. Had to get it out somewhere.