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Brandy Grote • upvoted 11 items 3 weeks ago

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Only after church. I am a lady, afterall.

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

There were times I had to go so badly that I would have happily paid this price

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Only after church. I am a lady, afterall.

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

There were times I had to go so badly that I would have happily paid this price

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Welp, another place I'm blocked from

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

"You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading fish is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences."

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Have you got a goat I can sacrifice?

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Sus!

Dad Is Livid Over His Mother-In-Law Sneakily Breastfeeding His Daughter And Firing The Nanny Without Consulting Him, Calls The Cops On Her

A woman doesn’t just start lactating because a baby is sucking on her nipples….. Breast milk is produced when you have a child and will keep producing if you keep breast feeding. He was 1000% correct for calling the cops

Dad Is Livid Over His Mother-In-Law Sneakily Breastfeeding His Daughter And Firing The Nanny Without Consulting Him, Calls The Cops On Her

If the baby is latching onto someone NOT PRODUCING MILK, they will still be hungry! So unless the MIL was ALREADY lactating, that part of the story is not true. A hungry baby will eat, and this one was on a bottle since birth.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Fake

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

We suck.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

My eyes, my eyes. Naked owls look like aliens.

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Brandy Grote • commented on 29 posts 3 weeks ago

30 People Who Got Married To The Popular Kids In School Reveal What They Are Like Now

Being late affects grades? I thought schoolwork was how grades are decided?

50 Times Costume Designers Hid Clever And Subtle Easter Eggs In Popular Movies

I always turned my watch facing inward because my dad was on submarines. When you open the hatch on the old style bunks, you could hit the watch crystal on it and break it. Turning it inward saved the crystal, and in the US Navy is still done by submariners.

30 People Who Got Married To The Popular Kids In School Reveal What They Are Like Now

Being late affects grades? I thought schoolwork was how grades are decided?

40 People Who Won Lifetime Supplies Of Something Share How Things Are Working Out For Them

Hub works for a company that has a bank as a client. They recently rebranded, so ALL the swag with the old logo (solar battery chargers, pens, notebooks, backpacks, electronic picture frames, luggage tags, etc) ALL live in our garage. My pal who is a school teacher will be getting the notepads and most of the pens!

Dad Is Livid Over His Mother-In-Law Sneakily Breastfeeding His Daughter And Firing The Nanny Without Consulting Him, Calls The Cops On Her

Woman Shares Her Boss' Delusional Email With Out-Of-Touch Rules After 3 Employees Quit At The Same Time

Giving notice is a COURTESY, not a rule.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Tomato is a natural astringent. Dip cotton in tomato juice.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Neutered males will lose their mane.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

And they are teaming with Ford on projects.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

They are verrry light!

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Only if it's natural fiber like cotton or wool. The fibers will "rehydrate" and return to size. Acrylic fibers, being basically plastic, don't generally shrink. It is not advised to get silk wet.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Is that all?

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Getting those plentiful universe diamonds is the problem.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Stuffed nose or headache from cold?

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Lizzie loves a joke!

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

My skin is very sensitive due to fibro, so any contact feels like a scrape. Plus it welts up like this. The welts kinda itch and are hot, but only hurt when being made.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

I get this, especially when my bp is taken. The cuff leaves bruises. Even wrinkles in bedsheets can cause welts.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

An unofficial war zone.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

His love for pigeons knew no bounds. Ace Tesla was ace.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Funny, we own klein bottles. Pretty sure they exist.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

The ionized core would rather hamper your journey....

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Brandy Grote • commented on 20 posts 3 weeks ago

30 People Who Got Married To The Popular Kids In School Reveal What They Are Like Now

Being late affects grades? I thought schoolwork was how grades are decided?

50 Times Costume Designers Hid Clever And Subtle Easter Eggs In Popular Movies

Natural progression of comfort level with uniform and school. Very nice touch!

50 Times Costume Designers Hid Clever And Subtle Easter Eggs In Popular Movies

I would have thought it was Slipknot, since he is a musician?

50 Times Costume Designers Hid Clever And Subtle Easter Eggs In Popular Movies

This movie is FULL of tiny details! The bokeh shapes, the clothes matching each ex, the fight scenes... a much better movie than people realize!

50 Times Costume Designers Hid Clever And Subtle Easter Eggs In Popular Movies

Hoodie and jeans are dated? * looks at teen kids *

50 Times Costume Designers Hid Clever And Subtle Easter Eggs In Popular Movies

Darkening from all the blood the quill absorbed...

50 Times Costume Designers Hid Clever And Subtle Easter Eggs In Popular Movies

He probably still had those clothes in his house, lol.

50 Times Costume Designers Hid Clever And Subtle Easter Eggs In Popular Movies

I had not noticed that! Of course, they would START faded a little since the diary had already been killed.

50 Times Costume Designers Hid Clever And Subtle Easter Eggs In Popular Movies

The only reason that actor played King Arthur was his head was the only one big enough to wear the prop crown correctly! The entire movie was made because they found that prop.

40 People Who Won Lifetime Supplies Of Something Share How Things Are Working Out For Them

Dad Is Livid Over His Mother-In-Law Sneakily Breastfeeding His Daughter And Firing The Nanny Without Consulting Him, Calls The Cops On Her

Woman Shares Her Boss' Delusional Email With Out-Of-Touch Rules After 3 Employees Quit At The Same Time

Giving notice is a COURTESY, not a rule.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Tomato is a natural astringent. Dip cotton in tomato juice.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Neutered males will lose their mane.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

And they are teaming with Ford on projects.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

They are verrry light!

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Only if it's natural fiber like cotton or wool. The fibers will "rehydrate" and return to size. Acrylic fibers, being basically plastic, don't generally shrink. It is not advised to get silk wet.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Is that all?

Brandy Grote • upvoted 20 items 3 weeks ago

Dad Is Livid Over His Mother-In-Law Sneakily Breastfeeding His Daughter And Firing The Nanny Without Consulting Him, Calls The Cops On Her

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Only after church. I am a lady, afterall.

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

There were times I had to go so badly that I would have happily paid this price

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Have you got a goat I can sacrifice?

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

While It's An Obvious Mistranslation, I Feel Like Those Areas Should Become A Thing

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Welp, another place I'm blocked from

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

Sus!

30 People Who Got Married To The Popular Kids In School Reveal What They Are Like Now

I loved to read this. Happines doesn't come with grand jobs or high wages, but being together

30 People Who Got Married To The Popular Kids In School Reveal What They Are Like Now

Still play tag with my wife - every single day. Been married 43 years.

30 People Who Got Married To The Popular Kids In School Reveal What They Are Like Now

I really don’t understand this stuf about being popular in school. The only things you have to focus on are your grades and friends

People-Married-The-Popular-Kid-School

My parents were both the 'coolest' kids in school. Prom queen and prom king, and my dad was football captain. When I was a kid, my mom would pull out their high school yearbook and show me. I would be so upset because I thought that I wouldn’t be as cool or popular as they were when I was in school. But they didn’t really do anything, so I grew up poor in a trailer park. It wasn’t until I was in my 20s that I realized they were f*cking losers living in the past. My mom still talks about how cool my dad was in high school, and she’s almost 60. It f*cking sucks.

People-Married-The-Popular-Kid-School

He was a football player and hung out with the jock crowd, and I was in the drum line. He kept his nerdy side under wraps in high school so as not to be bullied, and it's now out in the open. He ended up becoming a software developer. We still hole up and have Lord of the Rings weekends and watch the trilogy or have gaming nights. We've been married eight years. He helped me follow my dreams to become a vet and supported me through going back to school. I would 10/10 marry the hot jock with a sensitive, geeky side all over again.

30 People Who Got Married To The Popular Kids In School Reveal What They Are Like Now

You better believe it, because on top of the good qualities you mention, he has a taste for girls who think so about him.

People-Married-The-Popular-Kid-School

My husband was the prom king and star athlete. I was a super awkward marching band nerd with severe scoliosis and a heart condition. He’s always been sweet, silly, smart and kind. Still can’t believe we’re married.