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Marabu • commented on 23 posts 5 months ago

This Online Group Shames People Who Deserve A Special Place In Hell For Being Annoyingly Entitled (50 Pics)

He is standing right in front of the lady in blue.

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

No second servings?

This Online Group Shames People Who Deserve A Special Place In Hell For Being Annoyingly Entitled (50 Pics)

He is standing right in front of the lady in blue.

This Twitter Account Shares Interesting Historical Facts The World Should Not Forget (40 Pics)

The baby Megalodon would be waiting for you

50 Boyfriends And Husbands Who Raised The Bar Too High For Other Men (New Pics)

"Boyfriends And Husbands Who Raised The Bar Too High For Other Men (New Pics)" and "This is why we don't settle for loser boys, ladies." After reading this I wonder how women would react if the qoutes were: "Girlfriends And Wifes Who Raised The Bar Too High For Other Women(New Pics)" and "This is why we don't settle for loser girls, gentlemen."

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

Yes you made her/him, resembling you. You would have done the same if you had Instagram in your time. Have al little trust in your kid and keep an eye on him/her.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

Only a dad can make that joke.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

And one day they'll ask why you wanted kids anyway. Dad tax, what a s**t move. And why isn't it called mom and dad tax?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

And folks that's how Karens are made.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

By eating it while you're obese?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

Perceptive kid. You should encourage it.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

How is that smart? Where will the kid's go on that day? Like magic the school is open?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

Everybody got a taste of the waffle

40 Twitter Users Share Their “Weirdest” And “Rudest” Customer Experiences

Did you look at her feet? She could have two right feet.

40 Twitter Users Share Their “Weirdest” And “Rudest” Customer Experiences

Yes, that's the UK, calling them pikey, considered a slur. Their behaviour doesn't justify calling them pikey.

40 Twitter Users Share Their “Weirdest” And “Rudest” Customer Experiences

We know.

40 Twitter Users Share Their “Weirdest” And “Rudest” Customer Experiences

Probably a Republican, like demanding a birthcertificate.

40 Twitter Users Share Their “Weirdest” And “Rudest” Customer Experiences

Tremble with horror and stab him in the nose.

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Marabu • upvoted 17 items 5 months ago

30 People Share How They Escaped Multi-Level Marketing Schemes That Sucked Them In

Kudos for stepping out of a scam. They also explain why so many people fall for the scam. It all looks legit and profitable on the surface. Only when you really get involved you find out how much of a scam it is. By that time a lot of people have invested too much money to be able to walk away.

30 Painfully Relatable Memes And Jokes About Everything Programming And Computer Science (New Pics)

It has it has its zeros and ones...

30 People Share How They Escaped Multi-Level Marketing Schemes That Sucked Them In

30 Painfully Relatable Memes And Jokes About Everything Programming And Computer Science (New Pics)

It has it has its zeros and ones...

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

All mushroom are edible once. You don't reuse them.

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

It's a joke. Yours not.

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

If you are wondering if the mushrooms I served you are edible, know this: all mushrooms are edible. But some of them.only once.

50 Boyfriends And Husbands Who Raised The Bar Too High For Other Men (New Pics)

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

You type like those girls I know. Can't stand them either. (Tis a joke)

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

You're over-simplifying somewhat. It's not just that they're "both from Egypt" but that people consider them both to be ancient history. So finding out there's still such a gap between them can startle people.

50 Boyfriends And Husbands Who Raised The Bar Too High For Other Men (New Pics)

I don't speak for all feminists (because we are a spectrum), but as a feminist.... I would like to say we actually love men portrayed as loving caring partners. Except ....this is not "raising the bar". This is what a healthy loving relationship looks like and men should not be put on a pedestal for behaving like decent human beings capable of expressing love and devotion. I mean, don't you get sick of being thought to be incapable of showing love? My husband does. For the record, we also love posts demonstrating love by women, bi, trans, gay and the whole rainbow, because you know, equality.

50 Boyfriends And Husbands Who Raised The Bar Too High For Other Men (New Pics)

Wanted to add... BP recently had a post in which we criticized a society that put men on a pedestal for doing the bare minimum in parenting their children. This post is exactly the same. Why are we celebrating men for simply loving their partner? This post should either not exist, or it should be about PEOPLE demonstrating their love for their partner, regardless of gender.

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

It's meant as a joke on the side...

30 Of The Worst Gifts People Ever Received, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

Bragging about being an asshole....

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

It is actually better, because you can move three vehicles while only driving one.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

And one day they'll ask why you wanted kids anyway. Dad tax, what a s**t move. And why isn't it called mom and dad tax?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

And folks that's how Karens are made.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

By eating it while you're obese?

40 Twitter Users Share Their “Weirdest” And “Rudest” Customer Experiences

He is probably both.

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Marabu • commented on 20 posts 5 months ago

This Online Group Shames People Who Deserve A Special Place In Hell For Being Annoyingly Entitled (50 Pics)

He is standing right in front of the lady in blue.

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

No second servings?

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

Zielig

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

You heard of Honda Acoord?

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

How do you know his name is Grammar?!

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

All mushroom are edible once. You don't reuse them.

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

It's a joke. Yours not.

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

I didn't.

This Twitter Account Shares Interesting Historical Facts The World Should Not Forget (40 Pics)

The baby Megalodon would be waiting for you

50 Boyfriends And Husbands Who Raised The Bar Too High For Other Men (New Pics)

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

Yes you made her/him, resembling you. You would have done the same if you had Instagram in your time. Have al little trust in your kid and keep an eye on him/her.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

Only a dad can make that joke.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

And one day they'll ask why you wanted kids anyway. Dad tax, what a s**t move. And why isn't it called mom and dad tax?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

And folks that's how Karens are made.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

By eating it while you're obese?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

Perceptive kid. You should encourage it.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

How is that smart? Where will the kid's go on that day? Like magic the school is open?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

Everybody got a taste of the waffle

40 Twitter Users Share Their “Weirdest” And “Rudest” Customer Experiences

Did you look at her feet? She could have two right feet.

40 Twitter Users Share Their “Weirdest” And “Rudest” Customer Experiences

Yes, that's the UK, calling them pikey, considered a slur. Their behaviour doesn't justify calling them pikey.

Marabu • upvoted 20 items 5 months ago

30 People Share How They Escaped Multi-Level Marketing Schemes That Sucked Them In

30 Painfully Relatable Memes And Jokes About Everything Programming And Computer Science (New Pics)

It has it has its zeros and ones...

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

It's a joke. Yours not.

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

If you are wondering if the mushrooms I served you are edible, know this: all mushrooms are edible. But some of them.only once.

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

All mushroom are edible once. You don't reuse them.

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

You type like those girls I know. Can't stand them either. (Tis a joke)

35 People Are Sharing The Craziest And Most Disturbing Stats They Know

It's meant as a joke on the side...

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

Um. Well. Not all?

50 Boyfriends And Husbands Who Raised The Bar Too High For Other Men (New Pics)

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

Yeah, we got it.

40 Twitter Users Share Their “Weirdest” And “Rudest” Customer Experiences

He is probably both.

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

It is actually better, because you can move three vehicles while only driving one.

30 Of The Worst Gifts People Ever Received, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

Bragging about being an asshole....

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

By eating it while you're obese?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

And one day they'll ask why you wanted kids anyway. Dad tax, what a s**t move. And why isn't it called mom and dad tax?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

And folks that's how Karens are made.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This November (50 Pics)

poop jokes are ALWAYS funny.

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