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Hey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
News: China has railways that go through buildings Yeah, China, you aren’t special, in America, we have planes go through buildings.Hey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.Hey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
one day i gave a blind kid a gun. then i told him it was a hair dryerHey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
Another comic strip character that often makes life hard for the adults in his life, and whose friend is a stuffed tiger. Who am I?Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
I tried to kill this one teenage kid like 7 times except when I killed him I didn't actually kill him because one of my "friend's" son was actually alive, but I stole from a dead guy's tomb except the thing didn't work for me so then I killed somebody with a snake but it still didn't work and then remember that teenager I killed? Guess what? He's actually alive and he killed me.Hey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
Kid: Mom what's Dark Humor? The Mom: See that kid with no hands? Tell him to clap. Kid: But Mom, I'm blind.Hey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
I once had a friend who was dying in my hands, and I couldn’t do anything about it. For some reason, he really wanted me to have his epipen.Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
My name sounds like a drug for cats. In real life it is a kind of flower. I like wearing fireHey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
The Ghost King (This poor child needs to stop eating Mcdonald's and get some more friends)Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
100-year-old man with no hair who blows on things to save the world, all the while crushing on his teenage mom friend.Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
An originally deluded "space ranger", he realizes who he really is and accepts that he is, in fact, a toy.
Food, People
Person Finds Shrimp Tails In His Cinnamon Crunch Cereal, The Company Says It’s Just ‘Sugar’, People React With Memes
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Need But You Never Had?
More understanding for people w mental health issues. Also free glasses/contacts (who asks to see through a rainy smudged window 24/7?).Hey Pandas, What Overused Movie Trope Have You Actually Experienced?
The “use the fat/gay friend as the comic relief in a movie” trope. Except all my friends are funnier than me, no matter their body type or sexual preferenceHey Pandas, Who Is A Sidekick In A Movie Who Was Better Than The Main Character And Why?
Literally any of the 3 sidekicks in the Little Mermaid. Flounder is so loyal and supportive. Scuttle always has good advice and makes the movie 100x funnier. Sebastian is charismatic, hilarious, and has the best lines/songs in the movie while Ariel goes derping around, selling her voice to a witch and trying to make some oblivious dude fall in love with her.Hey Pandas, What Is The Saddest Fact You Know?
Kidney stones are the worst. They’re about the worst thing the human body can experience, along with childbirth. And once you have one, its like 1000x more likely you will have another in the next 5 years. I’m 22 and have had 5 over the past 2 yearsHey Pandas, Who Is A Sidekick In A Movie Who Was Better Than The Main Character And Why?
Hermione Granger from the Harry Pottter movies. Now I know that Harry is The Boy Who Lived, but he was as observent as a brick wall. He didn't notice Hermione time-travelling, or Snape's handwriting, which has been in his classroom for 6 years, or even that he's magic! 11 years of glass disappearing and he thought it just happened? Hermione, on the other hand, is really smart, both academically and emotionally (most of the time). Her original fault is obnoxiousness, but after first year she stops that. She is a bit of a show-off, but it's fairly minor. Harry, on the other hand, snaps at everyone, especially in 5th year. He constantly underestimates Ginny, Luna, and Neville. I know he goes through a lot of stress, but honestly, other than Goblet of Fire, Hermione goes through them too. If you disagree, please tell me why in the comments (omg i feel like a youtuber). But seriously, I'd love to hear your opinions.
Hey Pandas, Share What Life Lesson Did You Learn The Hard Way?
Don't sacrifice your happiness for a toxic person.Hey Pandas, What Is The Saddest Fact You Know?
In the United States, there are so many homeless dogs and cats that cannot find homes, that 2.7 million of them are euthanized every year in order to make space in animal shelters. While it’s impossible to know the exact number, there is an estimated 70 million stray cats in the US alone.Hey Pandas, What Is The Saddest Fact You Know?
When someone has a gun in their home, it is 22 times more likely for that the weapon to be used in a suicide or accidental shooting, rather than defense from invaders.Hey Pandas, What Is The Saddest Fact You Know?
When whales and dolphins reach a certain age, they become too weak to swim up to the surface for air so they just sink to the bottom of the water while drowning ;-;Hey Pandas, What Is The Saddest Fact You Know?
Humans are destroying the earth and most of them don't even care.Hey Pandas, Write A Poem To Describe Your Mental Health Issues And Your Journey
one day, one minute one second is all it takes to let go of everything staring at the ceiling i wonder what it would be like to live a different life one completely different from this this hurts everything hurts nothing i do helps the crying all it does is build-up the fake smiling all it does is make people think you're fine the cutting and the lying none of it helps when is my time to go will it be the worst day of my life? probably.Show All 27 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
News: China has railways that go through buildings Yeah, China, you aren’t special, in America, we have planes go through buildings.Hey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.Hey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
Kid: Mom what's Dark Humor? The Mom: See that kid with no hands? Tell him to clap. Kid: But Mom, I'm blind.Hey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
one day i gave a blind kid a gun. then i told him it was a hair dryerHey Pandas, Post Your Dark Jokes. There Shall Be No Light
I once had a friend who was dying in my hands, and I couldn’t do anything about it. For some reason, he really wanted me to have his epipen.Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
Another comic strip character that often makes life hard for the adults in his life, and whose friend is a stuffed tiger. Who am I?Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
I tried to kill this one teenage kid like 7 times except when I killed him I didn't actually kill him because one of my "friend's" son was actually alive, but I stole from a dead guy's tomb except the thing didn't work for me so then I killed somebody with a snake but it still didn't work and then remember that teenager I killed? Guess what? He's actually alive and he killed me.Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
An originally deluded "space ranger", he realizes who he really is and accepts that he is, in fact, a toy.Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
My name sounds like a drug for cats. In real life it is a kind of flower. I like wearing fireHey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
The Ghost King (This poor child needs to stop eating Mcdonald's and get some more friends)Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is
100-year-old man with no hair who blows on things to save the world, all the while crushing on his teenage mom friend.
Food, People
Person Finds Shrimp Tails In His Cinnamon Crunch Cereal, The Company Says It’s Just ‘Sugar’, People React With Memes
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Need But You Never Had?
More understanding for people w mental health issues. Also free glasses/contacts (who asks to see through a rainy smudged window 24/7?).Hey Pandas, What Is The Saddest Fact You Know?
Kidney stones are the worst. They’re about the worst thing the human body can experience, along with childbirth. And once you have one, its like 1000x more likely you will have another in the next 5 years. I’m 22 and have had 5 over the past 2 years
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