Andrea Jones
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My first big break-up. I was crying and said to my mom, "I feel like I'm hard to love." She gently replied, "Well, you are." I was the one being abused. I was a typical teenager. I've been brutally honest with multiple therapists (at first, on an attempt to get them to see whatever awful person my parents saw) and have been reassured a was a *typical depressed teenager*. Any "abusive" behavior from me was reactive abuse (i.e. yelling after I'd been pushed and pushed and pushed). I wasn't the Proper Pastor's Kid they wanted. I've been married to the same man for 15+ years (got married at 19) so... I found at least one person to love me. Andrea Jones • upvoted 14 items 1 month ago
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When I worked in the NHS, I had to take part in an investigation about a poo on the floor in a community hospital. A patient had missed the bog, so it sat steaming on the floor. The nurse said, too busy, can't clean that up, get the cleaner. Cleaner said can't touch that, it's biological waste. Went back to nurse who said find a healthcare assistant. Healthcare assistant said can't do it, haven't been signed off on the infection control policy. Escalated to sister who said the student nurse should do it. Student nurse vomited and ran out crying. I was in the building at the time and heard all the fuss. Thought FFS and cleaned it up myself. Got reported as I was just a manager and not clinical.
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When I worked in the NHS, I had to take part in an investigation about a poo on the floor in a community hospital. A patient had missed the bog, so it sat steaming on the floor. The nurse said, too busy, can't clean that up, get the cleaner. Cleaner said can't touch that, it's biological waste. Went back to nurse who said find a healthcare assistant. Healthcare assistant said can't do it, haven't been signed off on the infection control policy. Escalated to sister who said the student nurse should do it. Student nurse vomited and ran out crying. I was in the building at the time and heard all the fuss. Thought FFS and cleaned it up myself. Got reported as I was just a manager and not clinical.
Liver
When we were kids, my mom said we could each choose one main dish that we didn't like, and if she served that she'd make something else for us. Mine was liver, which was one of my dad's favorites. I thought it was so gross. Recently my wife said she wanted to try it, so we made some. Nope, still exactly as gross as I thought it was when I was 8.
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A: Yea what up daddy. B: I'm eating your mother out tonight at 7 so you have to find your own dinner. A: Not sure how to respond to that. Uh, have fun? B: I'm not eating her out, I'm eating her out. A: Oh that clears it up.
We Took This Photo In The Caves Of Branson, MO Over 2 Years Ago. We Never Noticed Our Unexpected Guest Until Now
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Bats. Bats are one of the most beneficial animals on the planet. A single bat can eat over 1,000 insects in one night of feasting. Take into account the largest bat colony is in Texas and is about 20-40 million bats (depending on time of year). Think about how many more bugs there would be without those bats
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34 percent of adults and 75 percent of children sleep with a stuffed animal or a blanket, or other sentimental object as their comfort object.
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Dream Job Or Nah? . #corporatelife #corporatememes #bish #corporatebish #memesdaily #officememes #workmemes #worklife #memes #corporatemillennial #workjokes #officejokes #workhumor #workfromhomememes #workplacememes #corporatehumor #officelife #millennial #millennialmemes #millennials #workplacememes #worksucks
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We Took This Photo In The Caves Of Branson, MO Over 2 Years Ago. We Never Noticed Our Unexpected Guest Until Now
Text-Jokes
A: Yea what up daddy. B: I'm eating your mother out tonight at 7 so you have to find your own dinner. A: Not sure how to respond to that. Uh, have fun? B: I'm not eating her out, I'm eating her out. A: Oh that clears it up.Sarcastic_Kitsune reply
My first big break-up. I was crying and said to my mom, "I feel like I'm hard to love." She gently replied, "Well, you are." I was the one being abused. I was a typical teenager. I've been brutally honest with multiple therapists (at first, on an attempt to get them to see whatever awful person my parents saw) and have been reassured a was a *typical depressed teenager*. Any "abusive" behavior from me was reactive abuse (i.e. yelling after I'd been pushed and pushed and pushed). I wasn't the Proper Pastor's Kid they wanted. I've been married to the same man for 15+ years (got married at 19) so... I found at least one person to love me. Andrea Jones • upvoted 2 items 4 weeks ago
Liver
When we were kids, my mom said we could each choose one main dish that we didn't like, and if she served that she'd make something else for us. Mine was liver, which was one of my dad's favorites. I thought it was so gross. Recently my wife said she wanted to try it, so we made some. Nope, still exactly as gross as I thought it was when I was 8.ByDeleted reply
When I worked in the NHS, I had to take part in an investigation about a poo on the floor in a community hospital. A patient had missed the bog, so it sat steaming on the floor. The nurse said, too busy, can't clean that up, get the cleaner. Cleaner said can't touch that, it's biological waste. Went back to nurse who said find a healthcare assistant. Healthcare assistant said can't do it, haven't been signed off on the infection control policy. Escalated to sister who said the student nurse should do it. Student nurse vomited and ran out crying. I was in the building at the time and heard all the fuss. Thought FFS and cleaned it up myself. Got reported as I was just a manager and not clinical. Andrea Jones • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago
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Bats. Bats are one of the most beneficial animals on the planet. A single bat can eat over 1,000 insects in one night of feasting. Take into account the largest bat colony is in Texas and is about 20-40 million bats (depending on time of year). Think about how many more bugs there would be without those batsThis Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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