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Amulena Spades • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

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Amulena Spades • upvoted 31 items 1 year ago

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

It was common practice back then. Twas done to them, so they did it to us. Also washing mouths out with soap, sticking dogs' noses "in it" if they weren't walked in time & had an "accident", dunking pets in used motor oil for having fleas...I could go on. All these things can cause illness and even death. (Poop up the nose can cause nasty infections/death.) We learned from their mistakes. And hopefully others will learn from our posts, it's the only reason I bother.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

XD Me and my siblings call each other nerds and butt holes and doodoos. Then we started getting stupid and said nerd-cheek instead of butt cheek, and doodoo-cheek instead of butt cheek (we replace the "butt" a lot in but cheek).

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Yikes

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Me too, i now have a 10 dollar account, and now the money I earn goes into... buying things that I want.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Two types of kids: "Don't say butts" (5%) and "Butts butts butts" (95%, plus 4 of the remaining 5% when their parents aren't listening...)

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

The kid could have died of nicotine poisonung.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

ummm and this is a good thing?

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

It's an old trick that didn't work (maybe it never did) but if you caught a kid smoking, supposedly, if you made them finish the pack, they'd be SO sick from all the smoking, they'd never want a cigarette again. Guess it's crap though.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

My little brother does the same thing (5)! My grandma will call to say hi every couple days and he'll say "Hi booty-butt!"

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

I have a habit of buying candy and just... giving it away to people I know. Don't know how it started but I would give you my life force if you asked for it.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Please don't take them to a wine tasting.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

...just squash.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

I agree. But also, why were you smoking when you were 11?

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

My mom: "Because I don't have enough money to pay someone to take you!!! "

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Imagine your boss made you sit on a rug and hold the hands of a coworker you hate and just had an argument with.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

It's the same logic that people use to refuse to wear masks. "I don't care about the consequences for other people, my body, my constitutional right, my FREEDOM!!!"

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Never warn a child to NOT do something, because you are teaching them that it is actually something you CAN do. "Don't drop the glass" or "Don't slam the door" and guess what will happen.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

I remember reading a story a long time ago someplace like Reader's Digest about someone who had a young daughter who like your kid was a back-seat driver. She of course got older and eventually it came time to get her driver's license. As he was teaching her to drive, she got into some difficult situation and shouted "what should I do?". He responded "get in the back seat and I'm sure you'll think of something!"

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Parents have no idea of the impact of their words.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Oh, dear...

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Blue murder...? That's a new one-

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

How eyeronic.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Smart(ish) kid.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Only gamble what you can afford to lose! (I once bought a QuickPick and won $25.40. I was hoping for the jackpot of $12 million, but still, the win covered the cost of the ticket and then some).

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Lol reminds me when I was little, me and my family were going to Miami on holiday. I asked my mum what's an ami, do I have one, what's her Ami's name etc. 😁

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Well... guess that taught dad something about consent too.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

smart kid you've got there !

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Smart kid!

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

I know the feeling. I am in the end of wanting a dog, not forbidding one. I am a grown up, but my wife does not want a dog. So the compromise is that we are not getting a dog.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Well, some adults call 911 for nonsense stuff as well, so...

16 Times People Overdid Halloween Decorations And Got The Cops Called On Them

At least this one makes it clear that it's Halloween decorations

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Amulena Spades • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Lol, imma use that Edit: Ha, I just realized I was looking up to a little kid for advice

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Mom: *hears loud bang* Why does it sound like you're climbing walls lol. 11 y/o me: Hmmm good idea hehehehe

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

That is insanely punny! Eye saw what you did there! Pretty eyeronic, huh? You pupils are hilarious! Iris this annoying now?

16 Times People Overdid Halloween Decorations And Got The Cops Called On Them

Ha, 5 year old me found decapitated heads "cool looking". These weren't too bad. I got mental help btw

Amulena Spades • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Two types of kids: "Don't say butts" (5%) and "Butts butts butts" (95%, plus 4 of the remaining 5% when their parents aren't listening...)

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

My little brother does the same thing (5)! My grandma will call to say hi every couple days and he'll say "Hi booty-butt!"

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

I have a habit of buying candy and just... giving it away to people I know. Don't know how it started but I would give you my life force if you asked for it.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Me too, i now have a 10 dollar account, and now the money I earn goes into... buying things that I want.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Yikes

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

My mom: "Because I don't have enough money to pay someone to take you!!! "

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Please don't take them to a wine tasting.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Parents have no idea of the impact of their words.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

It's the same logic that people use to refuse to wear masks. "I don't care about the consequences for other people, my body, my constitutional right, my FREEDOM!!!"

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Imagine your boss made you sit on a rug and hold the hands of a coworker you hate and just had an argument with.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

ummm and this is a good thing?

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

...just squash.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Lol reminds me when I was little, me and my family were going to Miami on holiday. I asked my mum what's an ami, do I have one, what's her Ami's name etc. 😁

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

The kid could have died of nicotine poisonung.

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

I agree. But also, why were you smoking when you were 11?

40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results

Never warn a child to NOT do something, because you are teaching them that it is actually something you CAN do. "Don't drop the glass" or "Don't slam the door" and guess what will happen.

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