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Ambry Petersen • commented on 17 posts 1 hour ago

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Unless you don't do investing.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

That's a new one to me.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Some of those answers can be rather amusing.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Unless your not on Reddit, then you don't have to worry.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

It takes some effort to be fatter than a pig, not a worthwhile goal or effort it should be noted.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Considering very few of us meet our match on the first try, the fact that there are exs in the past should be a givin.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Yes, like a rolling stone. (Better than the other two options.)

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

It's a neccesary bodily function, it also helps to keep you humble.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Everyone needs space from each other now and again. While humans are social we do need some alone time.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Just don't ask her to tell you how much she spends on her hobbies either.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Not surprising women don't usually think about men when being quiet either. At almost 8 months pregnant I'm usually daydreaming about food.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

I rarely even notice what's on the TV in the morning. I don't really feel human until after breakfast lol.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Or shoes...I often steal my husband's shoes even though they are far too big for me.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Or potentially maul you to death, depends on her sense of humor and hormone level at the time.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

You sound like my younger brother. Lololol.

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Ambry Petersen • commented on 14 posts 1 day ago

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I Love that otter mug!

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Niice.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I Love that otter mug!

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Niice.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I need a mug like that. Otters are my favorite.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Garfield. I totally love those mugs.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Halloween mug

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

My husband would have the same sense of humor.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Hahaha. I like that one.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Awesome

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Those are adorable.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Awwwww.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Cute

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I love this one.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Lol

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I like the frogs.

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Ambry Petersen • commented on 9 posts 2 days ago

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Cat water fountain.

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Floor sledding

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Cat water fountain.

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Floor sledding

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Were-kitty.

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Let's see how does this Hooman toy work.

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Attack mode.

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Aawwwww.

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Inspecting your washing methods.

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Going somewheres?

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Angry cat.

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Ambry Petersen • commented on 17 posts 1 hour ago

50 Times People Documented Animal ‘If I Fits, I Sits’ Examples In Real Life

Maybe his kitty tail was hot and needed to cool off.

50 Times People Documented Animal ‘If I Fits, I Sits’ Examples In Real Life

A cat will be a cat.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Unless you don't do investing.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

That's a new one to me.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Some of those answers can be rather amusing.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Unless your not on Reddit, then you don't have to worry.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

It takes some effort to be fatter than a pig, not a worthwhile goal or effort it should be noted.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Considering very few of us meet our match on the first try, the fact that there are exs in the past should be a givin.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Yes, like a rolling stone. (Better than the other two options.)

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

It's a neccesary bodily function, it also helps to keep you humble.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Everyone needs space from each other now and again. While humans are social we do need some alone time.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Just don't ask her to tell you how much she spends on her hobbies either.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Not surprising women don't usually think about men when being quiet either. At almost 8 months pregnant I'm usually daydreaming about food.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

I rarely even notice what's on the TV in the morning. I don't really feel human until after breakfast lol.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Or shoes...I often steal my husband's shoes even though they are far too big for me.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Or potentially maul you to death, depends on her sense of humor and hormone level at the time.

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

You sound like my younger brother. Lololol.

Ambry Petersen • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I Love that otter mug!

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Niice.

The "Mug Life" Online Group Is A Place To Show Off Your Favorite Mugs, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I need a mug like that. Otters are my favorite.

Ambry Petersen • upvoted 3 items 23 hours ago

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

She knows sweety....trust me

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

It would rotate.. Next question 🤔

30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

Because she will laugh so much that her belly will hurt even more 🤣

Ambry Petersen • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

Artist Illustrated Magical Animals From Japanese, Hindu, Norse And Other Myths (20 Pics)

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Artist Illustrated Magical Animals From Japanese, Hindu, Norse And Other Myths (20 Pics)

In lore, the white one warns you of danger, if he walks with you, be on high alert. If it stops, go back. The black one is a sign the coast is clear, if he walks with you it is to ease you. If he stops, continue your journey safely. There are many stories of these 2 during our civil war in El Salvador.

Discussion Online Ensues After Woman Shares How Her 2 Y.O. Kid Is So Well Behaved In Public But Is Uncontrollable At Home

when i was growing up, me and my sister were so well behaved outside or when we were in other people's house. at home is a different story. i think that is normal.

Discussion Online Ensues After Woman Shares How Her 2 Y.O. Kid Is So Well Behaved In Public But Is Uncontrollable At Home

Ideally yes. Kids are going to throw at least a few tantrums in their life and we all hope that will happen in our own homes.

Discussion Online Ensues After Woman Shares How Her 2 Y.O. Kid Is So Well Behaved In Public But Is Uncontrollable At Home

I loved that response as well! But I also hope that if that skeptic has kids, someone explains to them that giving kids access to books *before* they can read is an essential step to them learning to read. They don't achieve a certain age then just evolve like Pokemon and gain Read ability before ever setting eyes on a book. The earlier they have access to books the better, and the more they are encouraged to memorize stories and follow along with stories even just through looking at pictures, the stronger their reading comprehension will be once they actually start reading. They make books for literal infants that are waterproof and rip proof that babies just chew on until they realize they can look at the pictures.

Ambry Petersen • upvoted an item 4 days ago

The “WeRateDogs” Twitter Account With 9M Followers Rates People's Dogs, And It's As Hilarious As It Is Wholesome (50 New Pics)

What an awesome idea! Every dental clinic should have an emotional support animal!

Ambry Petersen • upvoted 10 items 6 days ago

People Share 50 Things That Made Weddings Truly Unforgettable

I don't understand the weird wedding traditions, especially the sexually charged garter thing... Like aren't there kids and family there that don't need to see that? So glad we didn't do that at my wedding.

50 Of The Best “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes The Internet Has To Offer

The eye-opening isn't always a bad thing.

50 Of The Best “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes The Internet Has To Offer

A pencil also has a point

50 Of The Best “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes The Internet Has To Offer

And it is not the gouvernment...

People Share 50 Hilariously Accurate Names Kids Gave Things After Guy Reveals What His Niece Calls Aquariums

What did one burp say to the other burp? Let's be stinkers and go out the back way!

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

I'm one of the very few people I know (or generally meet) who thinks about getting their phone out for a photo *after* I have enjoyed the moment, rather than during it. I don't have many photos, but I bet I experienced things better than those around me.

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

But... it takes two.

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

I highly doubt the queue to get into hell is shorter...

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

Politicians with morals are 1 in 100. Doesn't matter what way they swing.

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

Quickly, before it's too late!

Ambry Petersen • upvoted an item 1 week ago

People Over 30 Share Things That Aren't Cool Anymore Once You Get Older (45 Posts)

Once you're in your 30's, HS accomplishments really don't mean much. I mean, if you have a good job and family, that should be what you're proud of.

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