Bored Panda

Incitatus

Community Member

Incitatus

Community Member

Follow (19) Unfollow

0 posts

116 comments

302 upvotes

177 points

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Follow (19) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

Incitatus • commented on a post 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Sexist Thing Anyone Has Said Or Done To You? (Closed)

I agree, that would be the sexiest thing a man could do for me. Mmmmmmm.

Incitatus • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

50 Of The Worst Fashion Fails (New Pics)

Now I’m not religious, but I’m going to go ahead and tell you to burn in hell regardless. Conservatives, especially white conservatives, are not discriminated against, and I can’t even fathom what hate speech towards that group would look like. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and throw yourself off of it.

50 Proud Dog Mommies With Their Puppies (New Pics)

*Its

50 Of The Worst Fashion Fails (New Pics)

50 Proud Dog Mommies With Their Puppies (New Pics)

*Its

50 Posts From Toxic Parents Who Simply Shouldn't Have Had Kids, Shared On This Online Community

Nobody gives a s**t, Leah.

35 People On Twitter Share Funny Or Ridiculous Problems That Their Names Cause Them

What is the correct pronunciation?

Show All 4 Upvotes

Incitatus • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Of The Most Spot-On Reactions Of People Online To The Recent "Friends" Reunion

She's actually talked in interviews about how much she regrets having work done. Not that this guy needs to be bringing it up.

30 Of The Most Spot-On Reactions Of People Online To The Recent "Friends" Reunion

He really doesn't have much impact at all. Go ahead.

30 Of The Most Spot-On Reactions Of People Online To The Recent "Friends" Reunion

She's actually talked in interviews about how much she regrets having work done. Not that this guy needs to be bringing it up.

30 Of The Most Spot-On Reactions Of People Online To The Recent "Friends" Reunion

He really doesn't have much impact at all. Go ahead.

Here's What A Perfect Bedroom For Each Star Sign Would Look Like (12 Pics)

Waaaay too boring for this virgo. Why do people think we're all boring?

Show All 3 Comments

Incitatus • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Here's What A Perfect Bedroom For Each Star Sign Would Look Like (12 Pics)

I know why I clicked on it...I'm here for reading all the trash talk in the comments about how asinine this post is. ;)

Here's What A Perfect Bedroom For Each Star Sign Would Look Like (12 Pics)

A lot of people seem to be disagreeing but I definitely agree, I am a sag and I looooooved the Sagittarius room, I loved how chaotic and random it was and I kind of need it in my life.

Incitatus • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Local Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever (30 New Pics)

Why are you taking this away from me? Short cuts like shredded cheese keep me less homicidal when I cook.

Incitatus • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Local Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever (30 New Pics)

That's not a haiku. it has one to many syll ables. microwave.

Local Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever (30 New Pics)

We might not have gotten zombies, but it's certainly exposed the brainless members of our society.

Incitatus • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks, And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

I think Debbie means "boing boing" as a homosexual slur. Very inventive. Should we give her points for that?

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

Pardon, but you need to have a better command of the English language before you go making fun.

This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks, And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

I think Debbie means "boing boing" as a homosexual slur. Very inventive. Should we give her points for that?

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

Pardon, but you need to have a better command of the English language before you go making fun.

40 Times Feminists Shut Down Sexists With Their Clever Comments

And I'm sure she appreciates you too, judging by your name.

40 Weird, Yet Understandable Situations After Which People Realized They Should Stop Dating Someone

I married a guy named Steve; my dad is Steve. (Wasn't going to throw away prfection because of a name issue.) My sister married Paul, and our mum is Paula. He's like her too.

Folks In This Online Group Predict That These 30 Things Won’t Go Back To Normal After The Pandemic

Get a doctor who will just prescribe with a phone call! I get bronchitis multiple times a year, my doc knows this, and all I have to do is call her. She calls the prescription in for me. Once your doctor knows you and trusts your judgment, it works fine.

Folks In This Online Group Predict That These 30 Things Won’t Go Back To Normal After The Pandemic

I still get people breathing down my neck in lines.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

We will hate Austin forever for trying to steal the Crew!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

It's very far north.

30 Things Employees Absolutely Hate And Love About Their Customers, Shared In This Online Group Dedicated To Subway

Does anyone else feel sad that great food like Quiznos is no longer available, but shite like Subway is everywhere? Worst bread ever. Down votes now?

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

Bentleys are for people who have real money. Porsches are for people who think they have real money.

40 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

I read that on Friends they made all three actresses take an IQ test, and whoever scored the highest got to play Phoebe. Stupid or ditzy takes nuance that the unintelligent can't muster.

Show All 11 Comments

Incitatus • upvoted 16 items 1 month ago

This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks, And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Is that the BP equivalent of "Get him!!!"? I hoped it would be clear that my comment was 1) A joke, 2) Directed at the kind of American who would author the original "As a straight male" post, 3) Was intended to be read by those familiar with the concept of the ugly American and had a sense of humor. Sincere apologies to anyone who was offended by my remark. I think my country can do better, but perhaps this isn't the best place to say so.

This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks, And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Mike must be one of those who think low & middle income people should be forced to give away 50% of their birthday cake so billionaires don't have to give away any.

This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks, And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Mike must be one of those who think low & middle income people should be forced to give away 50% of their birthday cake so billionaires don't have to give away any.

Wedding Photographer Shares Working Horror Story When A Guest Won’t Let Her Do Her Job

@Aunt Messy You are one of, if I recount right, thee persons who have ever directly insulted me since I joined BP, and afters hundreds and hundreds of comments I posted. If you feel like you cannot bother to explain why you deem me an asshole, I shall register it as an unwarranted insult, driven by hate.

Wedding Photographer Shares Working Horror Story When A Guest Won’t Let Her Do Her Job

Thank you for that enlightening comment. Would you take a moment on explaining why I am an asshole? I truly would be interested, there is always room to develop further.

Wedding Photographer Shares Working Horror Story When A Guest Won’t Let Her Do Her Job

And one more piece from me, and maybe BP staff will read this. It is absurd that with five downvotes it is not even possible to reply to me now. This suffocates discussions. The whole downvote thingy has deteriorated from a possibility to silence spammers and trolls to a tool to find a mass-compatible, one-stop opinion rather than to fosters discussions and seek for consensus. Downvotes support polarity instead of the strive to be contructive.

Wedding Photographer Shares Working Horror Story When A Guest Won’t Let Her Do Her Job

And my downvotes come pouring in. @Douglas: can you explain why this downvote culture thrives on BP? I did not attack anyone, I merely discussed a posting in a critical tone. Instead of joining you and comment, people cowardly hit the downvote button from the comfort of their anonymity. Why are so many people so inclined on accepting no second opinion, on reinforcing a single view on things? I find this truly saddening. Black and white thinking, that is all that is left. If I say Uncle Bob is an asshole much more than a mysoginist, people seem to consider me protecting him. How absurd is this?

40 Times Feminists Shut Down Sexists With Their Clever Comments

In italy it since 80s that women normally use their surname

40 Times Feminists Shut Down Sexists With Their Clever Comments

Read again. And again. And again. Until you understand what I actually wrote.

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

"Spelt" is the British way of spelling "spelled." See defintion #2: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spelt

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

I have one of the ID badges: https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/SpaceLaserPinSample2_1468x1468_crop_center-6090a0d6da654.jpg

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

.-. Photogenic baby sloth to make people happy UwU https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Screenshot_2021-02-25_at_53705_AM-609084c698fa2.png

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

This is absolutely nonsense. I've lived in Poland for over 20 years and I can state categorically that educated people do not find the word particularly offensive. "Kurwa" is equivalent in strength to "f**k". A child will NOT be reported to social welfare. Seriously?! And women use the word to the same extent that English-speaking women use the word f**k. The word was used A LOT by women protesting the stupid government's abortion laws. A lot! Don't pretend Polish women are delicate flowers who get offended by a simple word.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

Oh I wish I lived there

40 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Why are all these people being down voted for saying the truth.? PASSIVE SMOKING IS REAL. I Have a good friend who played music in clubs and pubs in the 1970s and 80s where he constantly breathed in second hand smoke. He never smoked a single cigarette in his life but now has COPD and is permanently hooked up to an oxygen tank just so he can breathe just because he inhaled other people's smoke.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

Living the dream...

40 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

MAGA chimps

Show All 16 Upvotes

This Panda hasn't posted anything yet

Incitatus • commented on a post 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Sexist Thing Anyone Has Said Or Done To You? (Closed)

I agree, that would be the sexiest thing a man could do for me. Mmmmmmm.

Incitatus • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Of The Most Spot-On Reactions Of People Online To The Recent "Friends" Reunion

She's actually talked in interviews about how much she regrets having work done. Not that this guy needs to be bringing it up.

30 Of The Most Spot-On Reactions Of People Online To The Recent "Friends" Reunion

He really doesn't have much impact at all. Go ahead.

Here's What A Perfect Bedroom For Each Star Sign Would Look Like (12 Pics)

Waaaay too boring for this virgo. Why do people think we're all boring?

Incitatus • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Local Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever (30 New Pics)

Why are you taking this away from me? Short cuts like shredded cheese keep me less homicidal when I cook.

Incitatus • commented on 15 posts 1 month ago

This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks, And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

I think Debbie means "boing boing" as a homosexual slur. Very inventive. Should we give her points for that?

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

Pardon, but you need to have a better command of the English language before you go making fun.

40 Times Feminists Shut Down Sexists With Their Clever Comments

And I'm sure she appreciates you too, judging by your name.

40 Weird, Yet Understandable Situations After Which People Realized They Should Stop Dating Someone

I married a guy named Steve; my dad is Steve. (Wasn't going to throw away prfection because of a name issue.) My sister married Paul, and our mum is Paula. He's like her too.

Folks In This Online Group Predict That These 30 Things Won’t Go Back To Normal After The Pandemic

I still get people breathing down my neck in lines.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

We will hate Austin forever for trying to steal the Crew!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

It's very far north.

30 Things Employees Absolutely Hate And Love About Their Customers, Shared In This Online Group Dedicated To Subway

Does anyone else feel sad that great food like Quiznos is no longer available, but shite like Subway is everywhere? Worst bread ever. Down votes now?

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

Bentleys are for people who have real money. Porsches are for people who think they have real money.

40 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

I read that on Friends they made all three actresses take an IQ test, and whoever scored the highest got to play Phoebe. Stupid or ditzy takes nuance that the unintelligent can't muster.

Artist Makes Streets Less Boring By Making Graffiti That Interacts With The Surroundings (30 New Pics)

Susan, just.... no.

Hey Pandas, Draw Yourself And Then Draw What You Want To Look Like (Closed)

But yours is the cutest.

Here Are 20 Of The Best Respectful Parenting Hacks Shared By A Mom That Went Viral On TikTok

What I have learned: I'm supposed to buy more hats.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

I'm so going to create STOP-HAVING-ALL-NIGHT-PARTIES

Incitatus • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

50 Of The Worst Fashion Fails (New Pics)

50 Proud Dog Mommies With Their Puppies (New Pics)

*Its

50 Posts From Toxic Parents Who Simply Shouldn't Have Had Kids, Shared On This Online Community

Nobody gives a s**t, Leah.

35 People On Twitter Share Funny Or Ridiculous Problems That Their Names Cause Them

What is the correct pronunciation?

Incitatus • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Here's What A Perfect Bedroom For Each Star Sign Would Look Like (12 Pics)

I know why I clicked on it...I'm here for reading all the trash talk in the comments about how asinine this post is. ;)

Here's What A Perfect Bedroom For Each Star Sign Would Look Like (12 Pics)

A lot of people seem to be disagreeing but I definitely agree, I am a sag and I looooooved the Sagittarius room, I loved how chaotic and random it was and I kind of need it in my life.

Incitatus • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Local Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever (30 New Pics)

That's not a haiku. it has one to many syll ables. microwave.

Local Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever (30 New Pics)

We might not have gotten zombies, but it's certainly exposed the brainless members of our society.

Incitatus • upvoted 12 items 1 month ago

This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks, And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Mike must be one of those who think low & middle income people should be forced to give away 50% of their birthday cake so billionaires don't have to give away any.

Wedding Photographer Shares Working Horror Story When A Guest Won’t Let Her Do Her Job

Thank you for that enlightening comment. Would you take a moment on explaining why I am an asshole? I truly would be interested, there is always room to develop further.

Wedding Photographer Shares Working Horror Story When A Guest Won’t Let Her Do Her Job

40 Times Feminists Shut Down Sexists With Their Clever Comments

In italy it since 80s that women normally use their surname

40 Times Feminists Shut Down Sexists With Their Clever Comments

Read again. And again. And again. Until you understand what I actually wrote.

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

"Spelt" is the British way of spelling "spelled." See defintion #2: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spelt

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

I have one of the ID badges: https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/SpaceLaserPinSample2_1468x1468_crop_center-6090a0d6da654.jpg

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

.-. Photogenic baby sloth to make people happy UwU https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Screenshot_2021-02-25_at_53705_AM-609084c698fa2.png

Hey Pandas, What Is Something No One Outside Your Country Knows About Your Country? (Closed)

This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet

Incitatus • 19 followers

bluemedusa

Community Member

tour4fun

Community Member

lthur15

Community Member

j_hultdin

Community Member

geoffreyogles

Community Member

olikot

Community Member

iulia

Community Member

don_d88

Community Member

mr-aljabry

Community Member

hdw

Community Member

kaotac

Community Member

timjeffsart

Community Member

pkers10

Community Member

serenity328

Community Member

jferg1991

Community Member

kevinx

Community Member

chvkarthick

Community Member

pinepig

Community Member

tmhanser

Community Member

Contact Bored Panda

If you have an urgent matter, you should contact the Bored Panda staff via our contact form. Please select the type of your inquiry:

General Inquiry

Report Post

Removal Request

Contact Incitatus directly: Email:

Points 177 Top 5% overall

App Store App Store

Trending

43 Movies People Loved As Kids But Now They Make Them Cringe, As Shared In This Online Group

22comments 23 points

People In This Online Group Share 39 Things That Others Consider To Be Cool But Are Actually Signs Of Someone Being A Douchebag

0comments 26 points

Boy Goes To Sell His Most Prized Pokemon Card Collection To Save His Sick Dog

22comments 46 points

This Therapy Cat Who Knows Over 50 Tricks Busts The Myth That Cats Can’t Be Trained

6comments 44 points

People Online Share What Communities, Social Statuses Or Other Aspects Considered ‘The 1%’ They Are A Part Of And Here Are 43 Of The Best Answers

62replies 27 points

37 Former Students Who Grew Up To Become Not Who Their Teachers Expected Them To

1comment 25 points

Mom Shares What She Does To Make Her Foster Teenage Girls Feel At Home From The First Day And The Internet Has Faith In Humanity Again

19comments 129 points

10 Psychological Tricks To Ease Unpleasant Everyday Situations, As Shared By A Mental Health Coach On TikTok

14comments 33 points

I Have Been A Toymaker For Over A Year, Here Are My 57 Creepy, But Cute Works (New Pics)

3comments 25 points

Hey Pandas, What Was A Weird Wedding Experience You Have Had?

11replies 21 points

Get the App

App Store App Store Google News

Contact
Jobs
Advertise
Privacy Policy
Top Users
Newsletter
Cookies