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One day one of my students said “Ew, I have to work today.” To which I replied, “So do I.” He looked at me and asked, honestly, “Oh really? Where do you work?” “Here...I work here...right where I am standing. I don’t do this as a service to your parents.”
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American: "Do you have airplanes in South America?" Me: "No, I got here swinging on vines that hang from our trees"
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My wife at the time saw the headline “Buffalo buried in 5 feet of snow” (I don’t remember the exact measurement). She asked “Why don’t they just dig the poor guy out?” There was a picture of the city under the headline.
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My friend once asked, “What if they made a sea world but instead it’s centered around the land?” I responded with “So basically, a zoo?”
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(I used to work at a bakery) a customer once asked me: "When the bread isn't warm anymore, that means it's not fresh anymore, so I can have it for free right?" -_- "no"
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Having a conversation about traveling. Me: I’ve always wanted to road trip up to Alaska and see the northern lights Her: (looking at me like I’m a moron*) oh yeah? How are you going to drive to Alaska?? Me: in my car... Her: You can’t DRIVE there And then I realized she thought Alaska was an island... I had to explain to her that although Alaska and Hawaii were always in little boxes next to the mainland of USA maps that doesn’t mean they’re both islands. 10 years later I married her...
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Boss: "Could you print out that file, scan it, and email it to me?" Me: "I could just email it to you." Boss: ...
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We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There. Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today
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