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the child • upvoted 40 items 1 month ago

50 Pictures That Are Worth More Than A Thousand Words

This is one of my favorite photos. The cat’s name is Carrot and his owners are well aware of his fridge shenanigans.

Mindblowing-Childhood-Experiences

50 Pictures That Are Worth More Than A Thousand Words

This is one of my favorite photos. The cat’s name is Carrot and his owners are well aware of his fridge shenanigans.

Mindblowing-Childhood-Experiences

There’s No Such Thing As A Stupid Question But These 40 People Online Just Proved Everyone Wrong

Is you’re a border guard on the Canadian border u should probably be remotely familiar with Canadian provinces

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40 Times People Failed To Understand Instructions And It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

Overheard On The Underground

BrainPainn reply

One day one of my students said “Ew, I have to work today.” To which I replied, “So do I.” He looked at me and asked, honestly, “Oh really? Where do you work?” “Here...I work here...right where I am standing. I don’t do this as a service to your parents.”

throwawayventing2018 reply

American: "Do you have airplanes in South America?" Me: "No, I got here swinging on vines that hang from our trees"

vBHSW reply

“Are you gay?” “No.” “Why?” Hm I don’t know Jerry, just not feelin’ it today.

gjhobso reply

My wife at the time saw the headline “Buffalo buried in 5 feet of snow” (I don’t remember the exact measurement). She asked “Why don’t they just dig the poor guy out?” There was a picture of the city under the headline.

Legitimate_Luke reply

My friend once asked, “What if they made a sea world but instead it’s centered around the land?” I responded with “So basically, a zoo?”

bjv2001 reply

“Don’t you find it stupid that Obama is the only president without a last name?”

Bcause789 reply

(I used to work at a bakery) a customer once asked me: "When the bread isn't warm anymore, that means it's not fresh anymore, so I can have it for free right?" -_- "no"

Drewkin13 reply

Having a conversation about traveling. Me: I’ve always wanted to road trip up to Alaska and see the northern lights Her: (looking at me like I’m a moron*) oh yeah? How are you going to drive to Alaska?? Me: in my car... Her: You can’t DRIVE there And then I realized she thought Alaska was an island... I had to explain to her that although Alaska and Hawaii were always in little boxes next to the mainland of USA maps that doesn’t mean they’re both islands. 10 years later I married her...