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40 Times People Didn't Expect To Get Exactly What They Asked For

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Kid Gets Bullied Because Of His 'Girly' Lunchbox, So His Uncle Responds In The Most Epic Way

I know, despite the heart-warming story, my first thought was, "Wait, his lastname is Pendragon?". But yes, kudos to him for defending the kid, if I had learnt sooner that I shouldn't care about what other people said, I would've had a much simpler and happier childhood. Going back to the lastname, I wish I had that lastname

50 Hilarious Memes That Will Make You Laugh Only If You Grew Up In The 90's

I actually felt the taste in my mouth when I saw this picture

Kid Gets Bullied Because Of His 'Girly' Lunchbox, So His Uncle Responds In The Most Epic Way

50 Hilarious Memes That Will Make You Laugh Only If You Grew Up In The 90's

I actually felt the taste in my mouth when I saw this picture

50 Hilarious Memes That Will Make You Laugh Only If You Grew Up In The 90's

To this day I firmly believe that soda tastes better in these cups

The Way This Non-English Speaking Immigrant Was Treated When He Arrived In The US Is Going Viral

I learned about photosynthesis in Costa Rica while I was in the 2nd grade.

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

The way all of them just froze after realizing what happened...

50 Times People Tried Cleaning Things And The Results Were Too Satisfying Not To Share

If you add soap to the fountain water, will the rocks stay clean?

Someone Explained Why Veganism Is Not Cruelty Free, And It Might Make You Think Twice Before Going Vegan

Brown people? Brown? Why is people in the US so concerned with color or race? There is no such thing as brown, yellow, blue, red, black, white, orange or any other color people, there's just people.

Controversial Paintings By Christina Ramos Show Nuns As Sinners

I believe, but could be mistaken, that this paintings were supposed to be controversial, yet most of them are not. Whay they do is to reflex stereotypes of nuns that people that has not been close to them have, as a lot of these pictures show nothing sinful but instead a normarl part of the mundane life of us all, including nuns, The only one I might find conroversial or offensive is the one about the communion waffers if they were to be consecrated already, but lets asume they have not, then they're nothing but crackers.

Guy Wins This Years 'Easter April Fools' By Pranking His Girlfriend And Her Facial Expression Says It All

Oh boy, as an arachnophobic my self, if the trial does come up, I promise to be her lawyer, and then not only get her a non guilty ruling, but also a job promotion to her and her whole family

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

I believed you totally misunderstood my point, I don't have to "alleviate" anybodys workload, it's nobodys worload, the house chores are a joint effort, and yes, she can ask for help, yes I can offer to do something instead of her or just do it without asking, my point being that you don´t get to be mad for wanting someone else to do something if you haven't told the other person.

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

It seems to me that there is a communication problem, as she is grudging her husband for not knowing what she thinks he must do, instead of just plainly talk to him and tell him how she feels and what she needs. There are a lot of us men who believe in sharing the burden of house chores, raising the kids and providing an income, as neither of those tasks are exlusivly his or hers, but a thing that we certainly can't do as much as we would like to be able to, is to read minds

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh

I think it's the eyes that makes him nail the look

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Darkisbjorn • upvoted 15 items 2 years ago

Kid Gets Bullied Because Of His 'Girly' Lunchbox, So His Uncle Responds In The Most Epic Way

His last name is pendragon? WHAT? Trippppyyyy

Someone Turned 22 Marvel Actors Into Women, And People Realize Ryan Reynolds Basically Married Himself

More like Cate Blanchett from Lord of the Rings

Kid Gets Bullied Because Of His 'Girly' Lunchbox, So His Uncle Responds In The Most Epic Way

His last name is pendragon? WHAT? Trippppyyyy

Someone Turned 22 Marvel Actors Into Women, And People Realize Ryan Reynolds Basically Married Himself

More like Cate Blanchett from Lord of the Rings

Mom Mocks Dirty Man At Store In Front Of Her Daughter, So He Reveals His True Identity

No downvote from me. My feeling was also that this read more than a justification, and it had a bit too much pride in it. A single, clever punchline might have done a better job. Probably addressing the little girl like this: "Yes, listen to your mother! See, I found a company and after having a college degree I can work as whatever I like, even if I want to get as dirty as today. Isn't that fantastic?"

Mom Mocks Dirty Man At Store In Front Of Her Daughter, So He Reveals His True Identity

I'm going to get a million down-votes for this, but I can't resist as I've been in a similar situation.... I think that he's over-compensating a little bit too much. It's fine to quietly say something like "actually, I have a PhD" and - if you really want to mess with their heads - "also, I am a multimillionaire", but leave the detailed resume for a job application. All that this extended ramble does is risk stirring antagonism to people who achieve, and it embarrasses a parent in front of a child, which is a serious thing to do for petty self-agrandisment... (Acknowledgement - I come from Australia where one of our largest companies had the byline "The Quiet Achiever", so perhaps this is an Aussie thing...Apologies to all the people that I'll probably offend.)

My Dad Waits Every Year For The Day The Sun Rises Just Right And Reflects Along The Railroad Tracks, Today Was That Day

Guy Wins This Years 'Easter April Fools' By Pranking His Girlfriend And Her Facial Expression Says It All

Oh boy, as an arachnophobic my self, if the trial does come up, I promise to be her lawyer, and then not only get her a non guilty ruling, but also a job promotion to her and her whole family

Adam Ellis Comics

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

Sexual orientation doesn't matter. Everyone can have a good or bad relationship with their partner regardless.

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

Absofuckinglutely right!

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

The issue is the word "help". Dads should not "help". The parental etc. duties are on both sides equaly, none of the parents should only provide "help" to the other. Sure, men can't breasfeed. But that's it! They capable of covering all of the rest, so why don't they? I hate to see families, when both parents work full time, but the whole house and children are handled by the mom and the dad only awaits the dinner and then sits with beer watching TV, because they are tired... WTF?! Even if the mom does not work - I can't believe, that so many people, even other women, think othat housewifes do nothing all day long. Ugh...

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

My Dad works just as hard as my Mom.

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

Nothing says "I love you" like airing your dirty laundry on Facebook.

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

While I understand the sentiment, wouldn't it have been better if she had just given this to him as a personal letter/message? I get that writing it down may help and have more impact than speaking sometimes, but posting of facebook seems a bit too much. I completely understand how important this message is for her, I just think she could have given it to her husband directly instead of making it public...

26 Funny Comics That Sum Up My Teaching Experience (Part 2)

well, Lili, your mom also refused to vaccinate you... so...

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Darkisbjorn • upvoted 8 items 3 years ago

Anti-Vax Mom's Messages After Finding Out Her 19-Year-Old Daughter Got Vaccinated Will Leave You Baffled

Thank god she's smarter than her mamma

You Will Be Smiling Like An Idiot After Seeing These 239 Wholesome Pictures

Great! Now I'm in tears at work! I hope you're happy!

Anti-Vax Mom's Messages After Finding Out Her 19-Year-Old Daughter Got Vaccinated Will Leave You Baffled

Thank god she's smarter than her mamma

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Woman Finds Childhood Friend On Streets Addicted To Drugs, Transforms Him So Much We Can't Believe It's Same Man

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Najih Al-Baldawi Hugged A Suicide Bomber Attempting To Blow Up A Shrine In Iraq's Balad Area. His Action Cost Him His Own Life As The Suicide Bomber Detonated, But It Saved The Lives Of Dozens Of Others

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Darkisbjorn • commented on 4 posts 3 years ago

You Will Be Smiling Like An Idiot After Seeing These 239 Wholesome Pictures

It's wrong to generalize, but it's rare to see an image like this one. Tropical Storm Nate hit my country pretty bad last year and a lot of people lost their homes, so I volunteered to raise money for the damnificates. I was assigned to ask for donatios at an intersection in a wealthy part of town. Turns out that the biggest donations came from people with regular or not so new cars. People with luxury cars, more often that not just looked to the other side or didn't even bother to answer.

117 Times People Miraculously Avoided The Biggest Disasters

When teaching me how do drive, my uncle was relentlessly emphatic that I should always be expecting little kids to come running rogue like this and to keep an eye for them, in order to be ready to brake. Thankfully I haven´t come to a close call with a kid like this one, but I remain vigilant

You Will Be Smiling Like An Idiot After Seeing These 239 Wholesome Pictures

117 Times People Miraculously Avoided The Biggest Disasters

Totally, the way he keeps his coolness is impressive, makes me want to jump into the screen to high five him

126 Epic Design Fails We Can't Believe Actually Happened

North America isn't a country, but it turns out that whoever did the map thinks that it is equivalent to the United States of America. Thus, Canada and Mexico are part of North America. There is no reference to Central America, which depending on who do you ask, is part of North America or can stand as a separate region. Panama is not part of South America. Japan, North and South Korea, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Myanmar and Bangladesh, Buthan, Nepal and Mongolia are not part of China, which as Russia and India, are both part of Asia. Pakistan, Iran and other former soviet republics, are not part of India. The Middle East, is not a continent. The Phillippines are missing.The scandinavian countries are part of Europe

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Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing You Accidentally Did As A Kid?

Darkisbjorn • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

Kid Gets Bullied Because Of His 'Girly' Lunchbox, So His Uncle Responds In The Most Epic Way

50 Hilarious Memes That Will Make You Laugh Only If You Grew Up In The 90's

I actually felt the taste in my mouth when I saw this picture

50 Hilarious Memes That Will Make You Laugh Only If You Grew Up In The 90's

To this day I firmly believe that soda tastes better in these cups

The Way This Non-English Speaking Immigrant Was Treated When He Arrived In The US Is Going Viral

I learned about photosynthesis in Costa Rica while I was in the 2nd grade.

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

The way all of them just froze after realizing what happened...

50 Times People Tried Cleaning Things And The Results Were Too Satisfying Not To Share

If you add soap to the fountain water, will the rocks stay clean?

Someone Explained Why Veganism Is Not Cruelty Free, And It Might Make You Think Twice Before Going Vegan

Brown people? Brown? Why is people in the US so concerned with color or race? There is no such thing as brown, yellow, blue, red, black, white, orange or any other color people, there's just people.

Controversial Paintings By Christina Ramos Show Nuns As Sinners

Guy Wins This Years 'Easter April Fools' By Pranking His Girlfriend And Her Facial Expression Says It All

Oh boy, as an arachnophobic my self, if the trial does come up, I promise to be her lawyer, and then not only get her a non guilty ruling, but also a job promotion to her and her whole family

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh

I think it's the eyes that makes him nail the look

Darkisbjorn • commented on 8 posts 3 years ago

You Will Be Smiling Like An Idiot After Seeing These 239 Wholesome Pictures

117 Times People Miraculously Avoided The Biggest Disasters

Totally, the way he keeps his coolness is impressive, makes me want to jump into the screen to high five him

126 Epic Design Fails We Can't Believe Actually Happened

97 Photoshop Fails That Are So Horrible It's Hard To Believe They Were Missed

Air guitar maybe?

287 ‘Hmmm’ Photos That Raise More Questions Than They Will Answer

Is it a she or Justin Bieber?

237 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Basically the same thing happened to me one week after moving in. Didn't really liked the bathroom anyway and my wife and I had planned to had it redone at some point. The schedule moved to a closer date and the bathroom ended up very nice

237 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Come on! (in a Gob Bluth impersonation)

Darkisbjorn • upvoted an item 6 months ago

Food

40 Times People Didn't Expect To Get Exactly What They Asked For

Darkisbjorn • upvoted 15 items 2 years ago

Kid Gets Bullied Because Of His 'Girly' Lunchbox, So His Uncle Responds In The Most Epic Way

His last name is pendragon? WHAT? Trippppyyyy

Someone Turned 22 Marvel Actors Into Women, And People Realize Ryan Reynolds Basically Married Himself

More like Cate Blanchett from Lord of the Rings

Mom Mocks Dirty Man At Store In Front Of Her Daughter, So He Reveals His True Identity

My Dad Waits Every Year For The Day The Sun Rises Just Right And Reflects Along The Railroad Tracks, Today Was That Day

Guy Wins This Years 'Easter April Fools' By Pranking His Girlfriend And Her Facial Expression Says It All

Oh boy, as an arachnophobic my self, if the trial does come up, I promise to be her lawyer, and then not only get her a non guilty ruling, but also a job promotion to her and her whole family

Adam Ellis Comics

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

Sexual orientation doesn't matter. Everyone can have a good or bad relationship with their partner regardless.

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

Absofuckinglutely right!

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

My Dad works just as hard as my Mom.

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

Nothing says "I love you" like airing your dirty laundry on Facebook.

This Mom's Desperate Plea To Husband For Help Is What Too Many Women Are Going Through Right Now

26 Funny Comics That Sum Up My Teaching Experience (Part 2)

well, Lili, your mom also refused to vaccinate you... so...

Darkisbjorn • upvoted 4 items 3 years ago

Anti-Vax Mom's Messages After Finding Out Her 19-Year-Old Daughter Got Vaccinated Will Leave You Baffled

Thank god she's smarter than her mamma

You Will Be Smiling Like An Idiot After Seeing These 239 Wholesome Pictures

Great! Now I'm in tears at work! I hope you're happy!

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work

That's stupid *zips up green morph suit* excuse me

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work

Calculation is correct here.. You can give your upvote to this post and slowly scroll ahead. Thanks.

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