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People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why They Ended Their Relationships (Add Yours)
He and I were living in different states, I was still studying and wanted to pursue a career where I currently was, while he had a great job back home. He was self conscious about the distance between us and gave me an ultimatum, be with him and some point marry him or end things. Well, I guess you know how it went.
50+ Of The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why People Broke Up With Somebody (Add Yours)
i once dated a guy who would occasionally talk on the phone to someone in Spanish who he claimed to be his mother. it turned out to be his girlfriend.
50+ Of The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why People Broke Up With Somebody (Add Yours)
On a first date we had a coffee then went for a walk at his suggestion to somewhere he liked. We walked for 20 minutes and then he stopped and said thoughtfully, 'I thought we'd sit here.' I turn around expecting a bench, but its just the pavement, and its facing a car park. No second date.
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Got a divorce because I came home from deployment and my house was super dirty. Like hoarder dirty.
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I made a comment about hating the fact that there are security cameras everywhere. She fired back with the bullshit "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" argument. I knew we weren't meant to be.
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I absolutely hate anime. Not shitting on it, that's just my brutally honest opinion. I don't know why, but I just can't stand it. Anyways, I didn't have a problem with her loving anime, but I did have a problem with her forcing me to watch it all the time, saying "I'd grow to like it", but if anything my disliking towards it only grew stronger. We couldn't find something we both wanted to watch, no no, we had to watch anime.
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She had the same name as my sister. I liked her and tried, but I just couldn't do it.
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I took her out to eat. I said I wanted the salmon, she suggested I ordered a burger 'like a man'.
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When she wore heels, she walked like Jar-Jar-Binks. You know what I'm talking about.
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He called it 'Malk' and drank it with dinner. Every. Day. (Milk! With an 'i' goddamn it)
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He didn't eat anything but potatoes, peanut butter, and ramen. He wasn't a broke college student, just a f*cking picky eater. Nope. Adios.
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She held her fork overhanded, as in the shovel technique. You can't take someone like that anywhere.
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She always said "I don't mind" as the answer to every question put to her. What film do you want to see? What do you want from the chippy? What club do you want to go to tonight? Always "I don't mind" so I would make a choice only to be met with "ugh, I don't like that. I would rather [insert choice]" Drove me up the walls.
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I hung in there for like 2 years.. The thing that did me in? She made noises, like all the time, and then giggle at herself. She'd sit down in a chair "ploppppp, hehe." She'd fluff up a pillow "foof foof foof hehe." She'd use the TV remote "pshew pshew hehe." We'd eat out "cunch cunch hehe." At the end, I wanted to jump off the roof.
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She refused to eat anything besides chicken nuggets and french fries. No substitutions. Not chicken tenders. Not chicken strips. If we went somewhere without nuggets and fries she would just order a Coke and watch me eat. I once made the mistake of cooking dinner for her. She took one bite and asked if I would be offended if she ran to McDonalds to get nugs/fries.
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She walked too slow. We'd go out somewhere and walk down the street and I'd turn around and she's like 20 feet behind me.
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She would sing along with songs that were playing on the radio, but with a delay of .5 seconds, like she knew the tune, but didn't know the words until she HEARD them. It got SO annoying, SO quickly. Nope.
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She would constantly talk specifically during the dialogue of movies. In scenes where nobody was talking...silence. Then as soon as somebody started talking: "DID YOU READ THAT ARTICLE ON SHEA BUTTER IN THE PAPER?"
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She put the spoon into the sugar jar after stirring her coffee. Would leave clumps of coffee sugar.
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We are at a local brewery and she looks as though she is about to cry. I ask her what the problem is and she mentions that they don't have any vegan options. They have plenty of vegetarian options that allow for you to substitute for vegan cheese, so I suggest that. At this point tears are rolling down her cheek. I ask if she has another place in mind and she immediately perks up. We head over to that restaurant and she orders fish tacos.Show All 33 Upvotes

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People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why They Ended Their Relationships (Add Yours)
He and I were living in different states, I was still studying and wanted to pursue a career where I currently was, while he had a great job back home. He was self conscious about the distance between us and gave me an ultimatum, be with him and some point marry him or end things. Well, I guess you know how it went.
50+ Of The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why People Broke Up With Somebody (Add Yours)
i once dated a guy who would occasionally talk on the phone to someone in Spanish who he claimed to be his mother. it turned out to be his girlfriend.
50+ Of The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why People Broke Up With Somebody (Add Yours)
On a first date we had a coffee then went for a walk at his suggestion to somewhere he liked. We walked for 20 minutes and then he stopped and said thoughtfully, 'I thought we'd sit here.' I turn around expecting a bench, but its just the pavement, and its facing a car park. No second date.
Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
Got a divorce because I came home from deployment and my house was super dirty. Like hoarder dirty.
Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
I made a comment about hating the fact that there are security cameras everywhere. She fired back with the bullshit "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" argument. I knew we weren't meant to be.
Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
I absolutely hate anime. Not shitting on it, that's just my brutally honest opinion. I don't know why, but I just can't stand it. Anyways, I didn't have a problem with her loving anime, but I did have a problem with her forcing me to watch it all the time, saying "I'd grow to like it", but if anything my disliking towards it only grew stronger. We couldn't find something we both wanted to watch, no no, we had to watch anime.
Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
She had the same name as my sister. I liked her and tried, but I just couldn't do it.
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I took her out to eat. I said I wanted the salmon, she suggested I ordered a burger 'like a man'.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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