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Allan Breum • commented on 15 posts 1 month ago

Engaged Couple Thinks They Met In University, Mom Figures Out They Actually Met On A Family Vacation In 1997

Plot twist: Ed had been searching for Heidi since that vacation, and he finally tracked her down in Uni. :)

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

If he does THAT in the shower, I don't even wanna think about what the Switch has been exposed to...

Engaged Couple Thinks They Met In University, Mom Figures Out They Actually Met On A Family Vacation In 1997

Plot twist: Ed had been searching for Heidi since that vacation, and he finally tracked her down in Uni. :)

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

If he does THAT in the shower, I don't even wanna think about what the Switch has been exposed to...

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

Considering that the SA are racist homophobes that give very little of what they earn to charity (The rest goes to "administration" costs", I can't see a problem with this. The charity would just go to one recipient, but it would be 100%. :P

40 Times Scottish People Proved They Have The Best Sense Of Humor

Karma: Ye're gonna be charitable, whether ye want to be or not!

40 Times Scottish People Proved They Have The Best Sense Of Humor

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how invasive species happen.

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

Solution: Get your own instrument and start learning.

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

Hmm, must work at The Redundancy department of Redundant Redundancies.

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

This kid is going places... Probably places with bars in the windows.

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

"Because I want to make people feel good" This kid has got it right.

Student Returns To Her Home After Quarantine, Finds Potatoes Taking Over Her Kitchen, People Post Similar Pics

Just don't let the cat eat the sprouts. Potato plants are stupidly poisonous.

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Makes sense. As far as I'm told, so is she.

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Connie McGregor

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Gods, he looks a bit like Hillary...

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Ooof, I'm getting strong "Karen" vibes off of this one...

30 Times Sphynx Cats Proved They're Not The Best Photo-Models

Fun fact: No mammals have 4 legs. They have 2 legs and 2 arms. The bones in our arms, and hands, are almost identical in number and function as those in other mammals. So it kinda makes sense that its paw looks almost human.

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Allan Breum • upvoted 25 items 1 month ago

30 Times Sphynx Cats Proved They're Not The Best Photo-Models

So you can have balls or freedom not both ?

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

So, lightening his skin is part of being female?

30 Times Sphynx Cats Proved They're Not The Best Photo-Models

So you can have balls or freedom not both ?

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

So, lightening his skin is part of being female?

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Karen leveled up

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Looks a bit like Holly Hunter

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

let me guess you dont live in Alabama do you

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

In my country it's actually illegal to make noise loud enough to bother your neighbours before 8am on weekdays and 10am on weekends.

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

I'd take up smoking cigars & make certain Amy & Randy could see me smoking them...

Kids-R-The-Best-Screenwriters-Funny-Quotes

Neighbours-From-Hell

40 Times Scottish People Proved They Have The Best Sense Of Humor

Fox news...

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

Yup! I'd pay the $40 but it would have to include the story in the deal...

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

This is a classic. In the UK there is a saying "stick a banana on it" when you want to sell something illegal or tax-free. You sell a very expensive banana instead, and the 'real' product comes as a free gift with it. I've not seen anyone do it recently. I presume there is an updated ebay equivalent.

40 Times Scottish People Proved They Have The Best Sense Of Humor

"We'll have to bill you for this."

40 Times Scottish People Proved They Have The Best Sense Of Humor

That...actually sounds kinda nice

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Allan Breum • commented on 15 posts 1 month ago

Engaged Couple Thinks They Met In University, Mom Figures Out They Actually Met On A Family Vacation In 1997

Plot twist: Ed had been searching for Heidi since that vacation, and he finally tracked her down in Uni. :)

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

If he does THAT in the shower, I don't even wanna think about what the Switch has been exposed to...

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

40 Times Scottish People Proved They Have The Best Sense Of Humor

Karma: Ye're gonna be charitable, whether ye want to be or not!

40 Times Scottish People Proved They Have The Best Sense Of Humor

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how invasive species happen.

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

Solution: Get your own instrument and start learning.

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

Hmm, must work at The Redundancy department of Redundant Redundancies.

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

This kid is going places... Probably places with bars in the windows.

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

"Because I want to make people feel good" This kid has got it right.

Student Returns To Her Home After Quarantine, Finds Potatoes Taking Over Her Kitchen, People Post Similar Pics

Just don't let the cat eat the sprouts. Potato plants are stupidly poisonous.

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Makes sense. As far as I'm told, so is she.

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Connie McGregor

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Gods, he looks a bit like Hillary...

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Ooof, I'm getting strong "Karen" vibes off of this one...

30 Times Sphynx Cats Proved They're Not The Best Photo-Models

Allan Breum • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

Artist Shows The Daily Life Of Superheroes And Other Famous Characters In His 40 New Comics

Pretty sure there actually IS a Spiderman like that in the marvel multiverse...

Quarantined People Are Sharing Their Failed Baking Attempts And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Cool, you made cookie geodes!

“Left My Cat Alone With A Camera For 30 Minutes And Now I Can Never Leave Again”

This right here is why I got more than one cat.

30 Frustrated Married Couples Who Just Want To Spend Some Time Apart But Can't

Why not? Its a job like any other. Better in fact; not only won't you get fired for screwing your co-workers, its encouraged.

Zookeepers Share How Animals Are Reacting To The Lack Of Visitors

"Guests keep a lot of the monkeys entertained." That is kinda hillarious, when you think about it.

Allan Breum • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

30 Times Sphynx Cats Proved They're Not The Best Photo-Models

So you can have balls or freedom not both ?

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

So, lightening his skin is part of being female?

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Karen leveled up

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

Looks a bit like Holly Hunter

30 Times Sphynx Cats Proved They're Not The Best Photo-Models

Humans should be spayed & neutered too..

30 Times Sphynx Cats Proved They're Not The Best Photo-Models

This could be coming straight out of a horror movie.

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

When my daughter was two, whenever the smoke alarm went off, she would shout, “Supper is ready!” (I have improved so much as a cook since then! 😂)

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

Me: “When I was your age, we didn’t have smart phones on long car rides. We talked to each other or played games.” Daughter: “It’s not my fault your car trips sucked, is it?”

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

My sister was in 2nd grade when the teacher asked her how old our granny was and my sister responded "I don't know, 10 years older than God?"

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

Later in life falling asleep is not that easy anymore.

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

let me guess you dont live in Alabama do you

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

In my country it's actually illegal to make noise loud enough to bother your neighbours before 8am on weekdays and 10am on weekends.

People Are Sharing Their Examples Of 'Neighbors From Hell' On This Instagram Page (30 Pics)

I'd take up smoking cigars & make certain Amy & Randy could see me smoking them...

Kids-R-The-Best-Screenwriters-Funny-Quotes

Neighbours-From-Hell

40 Times Scottish People Proved They Have The Best Sense Of Humor

Fox news...

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

Yup! I'd pay the $40 but it would have to include the story in the deal...

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

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