Alex the awful German

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HI, I'm Alex, boomer from Berlin / Germany.

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Alex the awful German • commented on 8 posts 6 months ago

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Alex the awful German • upvoted 10 items 6 months ago

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

sounds fair. not only is it dangerous, these guys are making sure that ships or docksides stay in use, so they are preventing outtages that are extremely costly, I suppose....

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

How can this be?!? Isn't that below minimum wage even in the US?!?

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

sounds fair. not only is it dangerous, these guys are making sure that ships or docksides stay in use, so they are preventing outtages that are extremely costly, I suppose....

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

How can this be?!? Isn't that below minimum wage even in the US?!?

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

I work in a leadership role in a commcial department of a SAAS company in Europe and I almost feel ashamed now. My salary is around 3 times that money.....Can't belive this is true.

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

What’s a Breastraunt?

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

Tell us about the other perks. Please.

50 Funny Memes From This IG Page To Lift Up Your Spirits

and I always thought it was just me.....

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

This is insultingly low. Especially for the care and attention this requires.

People-Share-Job-Salaries

I’m a farmer. My earnings are flirting with the breadline, but I have very little bills and my life is overall very happy and fulfilling

People-Share-Job-Salaries

Private jet captain. Varies with overtime, but this year will be around $360k.

30 Relatable Comics About Everyday Problems Of Girls By Cassey Ho, A Fitness Blogger (New Pics)

If you really believe that stuff on Instagram is real, you are dumb!

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Alex the awful German • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

welcome to my life

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

how cruel is that?

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

welcome to my life

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

how cruel is that?

People Submit Their Most Awkward Family Pics To This Instagram Account, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

"look at the f***s I give" .....coolest baby ever!

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Alex the awful German • upvoted 5 items 8 months ago

Got You Right Where I Want You

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Save them from happiness that's what

Got You Right Where I Want You

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Save them from happiness that's what

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

That doesn't make sense.

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

When I first read this I saw “How cute is that” …..I was very confused

30 Landlords Describe The Weirdest And Most Disturbing Tenant They've Ever Had

He took the tin foil off his head to make the cameras then?

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Alex the awful German • commented on 6 posts 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Scar You Have And How Did You Get It? (Closed)

*hero marks* mad Kudos for that!

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

you can clearly see the reference card on the picture. just with one click (white balancing) in most picture editing software, you would come quite close to that. Still supercool picture

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Scar You Have And How Did You Get It? (Closed)

*hero marks* mad Kudos for that!

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

you can clearly see the reference card on the picture. just with one click (white balancing) in most picture editing software, you would come quite close to that. Still supercool picture

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

and all of a sudden those ego-shooters don't seem to be that bad anymore....

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

we don't have kids yet, but I could tell from the general eating behaviour of my wife

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

looks like they have their own bouncer!

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

I like the way this kids thinks!

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Alex the awful German • upvoted 7 items 9 months ago

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

you can clearly see the reference card on the picture. just with one click (white balancing) in most picture editing software, you would come quite close to that. Still supercool picture

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

That is rather called color grading and it works based on that pallet on seabed. It can be done in photoshop, but such intense color restoration requires a very good quality picture in the first place

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

you can clearly see the reference card on the picture. just with one click (white balancing) in most picture editing software, you would come quite close to that. Still supercool picture

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

that first girl in the blue be like "oh hell no"

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

They do. They are called pets.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

Because they’d end up with a bunch of returns! :-)~

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

Anyone over the age of 16, regardless of gender, nationality and status who steps off an escalator and immediately stops or blocks any ways because of stupidly standing around scratching his head, "checking" his phone or spontaneously forgetting how to walk should receive a punishment as described: 1st offense: MASSIVE kick in the ass by anyone offended by this behavior 2nd offense: three months in prison 3rd offense: Forced to stay at home for at least 1 year, because of being to stupid to walk in public.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

I had a trial. It was a cat. I realised that was just about all the dependency I can handle.

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Alex the awful German • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition? (Closed)

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Alex the awful German • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition? (Closed)

Alex the awful German • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Handwriting (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Topic Could You Do A Presentation On From The Top Of Your Head? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your All-Time Favorite Meme? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Movie, TV Show Or Book Character That You Most Relate To? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make A Two-Sentence Horror Story (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Meme You’ve Seen This Year? (Closed)

Alex the awful German • commented on 8 posts 6 months ago

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

that was my question too

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

Not a disrespect, but honestly: how can you live with that in the US?

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

sounds fair. not only is it dangerous, these guys are making sure that ships or docksides stay in use, so they are preventing outtages that are extremely costly, I suppose....

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

How can this be?!? Isn't that below minimum wage even in the US?!?

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

I work in a leadership role in a commcial department of a SAAS company in Europe and I almost feel ashamed now. My salary is around 3 times that money.....Can't belive this is true.

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

that is so sad. what does it tell us abot a society when jobs like that are getting salaries like this?

50 Funny Memes From This IG Page To Lift Up Your Spirits

and I always thought it was just me.....

50 Funny Memes From This IG Page To Lift Up Your Spirits

wow... why aren't we doing this already? all the time?

Alex the awful German • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

welcome to my life

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

how cruel is that?

People Submit Their Most Awkward Family Pics To This Instagram Account, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

"look at the f***s I give" .....coolest baby ever!

Alex the awful German • commented on 9 posts 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Scar You Have And How Did You Get It? (Closed)

*hero marks* mad Kudos for that!

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

you can clearly see the reference card on the picture. just with one click (white balancing) in most picture editing software, you would come quite close to that. Still supercool picture

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

and all of a sudden those ego-shooters don't seem to be that bad anymore....

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

we don't have kids yet, but I could tell from the general eating behaviour of my wife

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

looks like they have their own bouncer!

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

I like the way this kids thinks!

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

Why don't they offer a trial?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (50 Pics)

So you probably became one of the persons you used to rant about? ;-)

35 "Oddly Specific" Rules People Encountered That Require An Explanation

sounds like a "redneck live hack"

Alex the awful German • upvoted 10 items 6 months ago

50 Funny Memes From This IG Page To Lift Up Your Spirits

and I always thought it was just me.....

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

What’s a Breastraunt?

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

Tell us about the other perks. Please.

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

sounds fair. not only is it dangerous, these guys are making sure that ships or docksides stay in use, so they are preventing outtages that are extremely costly, I suppose....

People-Share-Job-Salaries

I’m a farmer. My earnings are flirting with the breadline, but I have very little bills and my life is overall very happy and fulfilling

30 People Reveal How Much They Get Paid For The Job They Do

How can this be?!? Isn't that below minimum wage even in the US?!?

People-Share-Job-Salaries

Private jet captain. Varies with overtime, but this year will be around $360k.

Got You Right Where I Want You

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