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‘Real Beauty’: 45 Photos Shared On The ‘Instagram Vs. Reality’ Group That Are A Contrast To Heavily Photoshopped Pics

Who is this?

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on a post 2 days ago

“How Rare Are You?”: Woman Shares Random But Interesting Genetic Facts About Humans And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Just checked and yes I am still very bloody inside so I’ll say that I am still very rare

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In London And Just Had To Share

The real problem was the British government lied for decades about their incompetence and blamed the EU and it came back and bit them on their a**e

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

I’m going to inscribe twitters most popular post into stone just so future generations will know of the real difference we made at this time

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

Can this style please make a comeback?

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

I’m going to inscribe twitters most popular post into stone just so future generations will know of the real difference we made at this time

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

Can this style please make a comeback?

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

What about the birds? What about the birds? Also was the village abandoned because of all the brain cancer?

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Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Best Roast (Closed)

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

People Share 40 Stupid Questions They Got Asked For Real That Made Them Facepalm

Ha ha I had the same it took me hours to convince her that humans had never been to Mars

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Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Chain Reaction Or Butterfly Effect You've Experienced?

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition? (Closed)

Unwelcomed Guest • upvoted 9 items 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Chain Reaction Or Butterfly Effect You've Experienced?

While working in an emergency department a mother and her two children were brought in after and elderly man drove through a pedestrian crossing they were walking on. No-one was really injured as the car just brushed them and they were in the emergency department just as a precaution. They took an X-ray of the young boys leg and discovered a bone cancer growing. If it wasn’t for that minor accident it probably wouldn’t have been picked up until it was too late.

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

That all cats receive royal titles

Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Chain Reaction Or Butterfly Effect You've Experienced?

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

That all cats receive royal titles

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

A petition to go back in time to the 90’s and have a do over

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

A petition to make all politicians undergo a full battery of psychological and intelligence test before being able to run for office, so the people know exactly who they are voting into office

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

Petition to allow all retail workers to slap one Karen per calendar month. Two if its their birthday.

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

I would like to make it obligatory that men must wear a hat in public. I’m not talking about baseball, I’m talking proper hats, bowlers, top, fedoras etc and they must doff them when greeting a lady.

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove

My one is that the antivax movement was started to remove woman’s rights and get them out of the workforce back to being baby factories. If we loose herd immunity that the vaccines have given us childhood diseases that have almost been eradicated will come back with a vengeance. If a young couple wanted just two kids they would need to have 5 just to have two live to adulthood. That would mean the woman would be perceptually pregnant during her early adulthood during a time she would have been carving out her career

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove

The dragon myth probably came about from dinosaur fossils. Humans have digging the earth up for a very long time

"Go To A Theme Park, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said" - 50 Of The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos (New Pics)

Agreed I used to take my son when he was 2-4 to amusement parks a couple of times a month (we had 3 right on our doorstep and cheap season passes through work so it was way cheaper than going to soft play) I used to worry because some times he did look scared on the ride however the moment we got off he would start yelling ‘Again again’

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Unwelcomed Guest • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove

The dragon myth probably came about from dinosaur fossils. Humans have digging the earth up for a very long time

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove

The dragon myth probably came about from dinosaur fossils. Humans have digging the earth up for a very long time

"Go To A Theme Park, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said" - 50 Of The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos (New Pics)

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Unwelcomed Guest • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition? (Closed)

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on 13 posts 1 month ago

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

My exwife keeps asking me why I don’t cook for a living? 1. I am a business executive that pays for your lifestyle. 2. I cook for the love of it and I enjoy opening up culinary delights for my kids. 3. Commercial kitchen life is a bitch and destroys any true passion for food as I have lived with many chefs who never cook for themselves or their families except when entertaining. I love cooking and enjoy it as my hobbie and want to keep it that way

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

Lamb and steak well done! WTF do they not have tastebuds?

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

Lamb and steak well done! WTF do they not have tastebuds?

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

Ginger is painful one for me. I would love it fresh however I don’t always have the time

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

I used to live in a share house with chefs who worked in Michelin star restaurantsand I used to cook a meal for us at least every week. They always were appreciative and would complement my meals I made. I would ask them for advice on how to cook better and as a bonus I got to eat at their restaurants for free before we would have a night our

45 Older People Are Sharing What Newer Generations Are Missing Out On

I have been in some form of lockdown for 18 months now (no guess where I am currently live as we now have the world record now). My kid has been very good at entertaining themself and I have always gone above and beyond to keep life exciting and engaging however we are both beyond breaking point at this stage. For me teaching professionals online is not the same as face to face and for the kids they need face to face interaction

45 Older People Are Sharing What Newer Generations Are Missing Out On

It taught patience

45 Older People Are Sharing What Newer Generations Are Missing Out On

And dodgy poor a**e salesmen going door to door selling them

45 Older People Are Sharing What Newer Generations Are Missing Out On

I used to get around easily by memorising maps by road names until I moved to the UK and all of the roads are called by letters and numbers. Also I grew up in place with mostly clear skies so I could always figure out direction, constant grey sky confused the heck out of me.

45 Older People Are Sharing What Newer Generations Are Missing Out On

The modern passive aggressive version of this is to put your phone into airplane mode as it comes up as a failed call

Wife's Ridiculously-Detailed Shopping List For Husband Goes Viral, Starts A Discussion On Male Incompetence

Why all the hate on men? Women do this too! My sisters used to purposely burn food so they would never be asked to cook again. In my marriage I do most of the cooking and if I sent my wife out to shop I would guarantee she would come back with none of the ingredients I put on the list because she couldn’t find them however if I was to do this I would be controlling and demeaning her. No one gives a s**t that I have to go back out to the shops to buy all the thing that were on the list in the first place.

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww' (New Pics)

And they make a great game from my childhood

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww' (New Pics)

It is like a deer dog hybrid amazing looking

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww' (New Pics)

Now I know where the inspiration for Pokémon came from

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Unwelcomed Guest • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Best Roast (Closed)

Unwelcomed Guest • submitted 4 list additions 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Chain Reaction Or Butterfly Effect You've Experienced?

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition? (Closed)

Unwelcomed Guest • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Dream Of Doing But Are Too Scared To Do So? (Closed)

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on a post 2 days ago

“How Rare Are You?”: Woman Shares Random But Interesting Genetic Facts About Humans And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Just checked and yes I am still very bloody inside so I’ll say that I am still very rare

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In London And Just Had To Share

The real problem was the British government lied for decades about their incompetence and blamed the EU and it came back and bit them on their a**e

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

I’m going to inscribe twitters most popular post into stone just so future generations will know of the real difference we made at this time

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

Can this style please make a comeback?

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

What about the birds? What about the birds? Also was the village abandoned because of all the brain cancer?

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

16 Facts That Sound Too Crazy To Be True, As Shared By This Guy Online

She needs a good wash

People Are Cringing At These 30 Posts About Gender Reveal Parties

I think the girl just outed him as the father hence the colour of the smoke

People Share 40 Stupid Questions They Got Asked For Real That Made Them Facepalm

Ha ha I had the same it took me hours to convince her that humans had never been to Mars

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove

The dragon myth probably came about from dinosaur fossils. Humans have digging the earth up for a very long time

"Go To A Theme Park, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said" - 50 Of The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos (New Pics)

Unwelcomed Guest • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

Lamb and steak well done! WTF do they not have tastebuds?

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

Ginger is painful one for me. I would love it fresh however I don’t always have the time

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

45 Older People Are Sharing What Newer Generations Are Missing Out On

It taught patience

45 Older People Are Sharing What Newer Generations Are Missing Out On

And dodgy poor a**e salesmen going door to door selling them

45 Older People Are Sharing What Newer Generations Are Missing Out On

The modern passive aggressive version of this is to put your phone into airplane mode as it comes up as a failed call

Unwelcomed Guest • upvoted an item 1 day ago

‘Real Beauty’: 45 Photos Shared On The ‘Instagram Vs. Reality’ Group That Are A Contrast To Heavily Photoshopped Pics

Who is this?

Unwelcomed Guest • upvoted 9 items 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Chain Reaction Or Butterfly Effect You've Experienced?

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

That all cats receive royal titles

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

A petition to go back in time to the 90’s and have a do over

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition?

A petition to make all politicians undergo a full battery of psychological and intelligence test before being able to run for office, so the people know exactly who they are voting into office