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ImaPerson • upvoted 2 items 20 hours ago

Amber Heard Poses With Champagne Glass In Rare Photo Following Move And Name Change

You don’t need to say ‘moved to Europe’ you can say ‘moved to Spain’, we know Spain’s is a country.

Amber Heard Poses With Champagne Glass In Rare Photo Following Move And Name Change

She is a repeatedly violent offender. Horribly written article. She cut off her ex husband's fingertip by throwing glass bottles at him. She put a cigarette in his face. She repeatedly lied in court and used manipulated pictures. She admitted to using a bruise kit on the stand for the infamous TMZ video of her getting a restraining order, which was later dropped. Because of this article, I am never coming back to this site.

ImaPerson • upvoted 13 items 1 day ago

Couple Lies About Being Pregnant To Ruin Man's Wedding As He Proposed At Theirs Against Their Wish

And best served cold. Ice cold.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

So many kids stolen, so many young girls murdered, imprisoned or forced to marry just because people's fake "morality". May they all burn in hell.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

I've had time on my mind, but never the reverse.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

These kind of things should not be kept secret. Schizophrenia tends to run in families. The genetic component isn't known, but it is an important thing to know about yourself.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

This blows my mind. (Okay, I'm sorry don't hate me)

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

Aye.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

A guy I know, married a girl, divorced her and married her sister...........Oh yes, small side note, went and then had an affair with a third sister!

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

cool ancestaarrrrr

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

If they are identical, could be fun doing pranks to both sister's acquaintances.

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ImaPerson • upvoted 23 items 2 days ago

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

Now THAT's a family heirloom!

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

This is like the stepsisters in Cinderella. They cut their feet to fit in the slippers

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

Now THAT's a family heirloom!

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

This is like the stepsisters in Cinderella. They cut their feet to fit in the slippers

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

Trogs as in troglodytes, lit. cave-dwellers. Mostly in the 1950s and 60s.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

TBF it's not just Christianity that frowns upon this, and it's more based on the idea of a woman's role being the wife and mother, chances of which were made virtually impossible for a young unmarried mother.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

She kept the clock???

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

The prince chose her sister. 🥺

Couple Lies About Being Pregnant To Ruin Man's Wedding As He Proposed At Theirs Against Their Wish

Hard to find out that the mother favorites one of them 😶

Pregnant Woman Thinks Prenup Is Unfair, Guy Halts The Wedding

It's a long post, but keeps coming back to he's not excited about being married to this woman, so don't do it. Getting married for the sake of a baby does not a happy family make. Quite suspicious about urgency not to have a baby out of wedlock? Most couples these days get engaged if marriage is important and have the wedding after the baby is a little older. The way she's fighting all his decisions, it does sound like she's trying to rush him. If it's for money or for whatever, just so one big life change at a time and focus on the baby.

Family, Relationships

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

So much sorrow and pain because of the f*****g Christian idea of babies "out of wedlock" being a shame. The suffering they brought over us is immeasurable. F**k your "sin", f**k your sex obsessed god.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

What excuse for a Doctor would do this

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

My god this whole post is so weird and interesting.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

Was there at least a prince involved

Family, Relationships

Couple Lies About Being Pregnant To Ruin Man's Wedding As He Proposed At Theirs Against Their Wish

Friends, Relationships

Guy Working As A Debt Collector Is Sick Of Roommate Ignoring Calls, Puts His Number In Every Account

Couples, Relationships

Pregnant Woman Thinks Prenup Is Unfair, Guy Halts The Wedding

Couple Lies About Being Pregnant To Ruin Man's Wedding As He Proposed At Theirs Against Their Wish

I love the timing of the revenge! Perfectly justified revenge too, from the non-golden child!

Couple Lies About Being Pregnant To Ruin Man's Wedding As He Proposed At Theirs Against Their Wish

Revenge is sweet

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

Coffee lovers might not be able to detect the taste, but those of use who hate vile bean most definitely can. It ruins the cake,frosting or brownie. It's happened to me three times, and I shudder at memory. Warn people if you are using coffee. It really **does** change the flavour.

Couple Lies About Being Pregnant To Ruin Man's Wedding As He Proposed At Theirs Against Their Wish

I am picturing the future - one brother dies and at his funeral, the other announces he has cancer.

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

Jill, you are vastly underestimating coffee-haters ability to taste coffee!

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

I add red wine.

People Share 30 Signs That Just Scream “This Couple Isn’t Going To Make It”

Heck I can't even remember what our last argument was about, I'd never remember to "tally up" who won. Also because we, y'know, work on problems instead of winning arguments. (Unless it's unimportant things like who was in a movie, voice actors, what year something happened, etc.)

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ImaPerson • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

You don't use enough to make a mocha flavour - it's like one teaspoon, it's just enough to enhance the chocolate and you don't taste coffee at all

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

Wife told me this a long time ago, still never do it since the price of mushroom powder is way more expensive than salt. At least here where i live ...

ImaPerson • submitted a new post 9 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing That Happened To You At A Friend's House? (Closed)

ImaPerson • submitted 2 new posts 10 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Shouldn't Be As Acceptable And Normalized As It Is? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

How Were Now-Famous People Considered During Their Lives?

ImaPerson • submitted 2 new posts 11 months ago

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Show Your Crochet Or Knit Clothes! (Closed)

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Show Us What You've Crocheted! (Closed)

ImaPerson • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Show What You've Crocheted

Ask Pandas

"Times Have Changed": 40 Examples Of Things That Were Once Unacceptable But Are Now Accepted As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Ask Pandas

Parents Of Abusers And Cheaters, How Do You Feel About Your Child?

ImaPerson • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Shouldn't Be As Acceptable And Normalized As It Is? (Closed)

ImaPerson • submitted 11 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Your Crochet Or Knit Clothes! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us What You've Crocheted! (Closed)

ImaPerson • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Show What You've Crocheted

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Restaurant Experience As A Customer Or Employee? (Closed)

ImaPerson • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Is There A Stereotype That Fits You?

ImaPerson • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

‘What Is This Thing?’: 50 Times The Internet Solved The Mystery Of Unidentified Objects (All-Time Best)

They had this in Full House!!!

ImaPerson • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

coy-o-te is the Spanish pronunciation

54 True Horror Stories That Will Give You Nightmares

He was a liar, tool of his trade

“I Have No Money”: Single Mom Receives $150 Bill, Becomes The “Bad Guy” When She Refuses To Pay

Definitely not free, but I see your point

“I Have No Money”: Single Mom Receives $150 Bill, Becomes The “Bad Guy” When She Refuses To Pay

I don't understand why everyone can't just pay for their own food?

ImaPerson • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

32 Common Items That Are So Widely Misused You Might Not Even Know Their Original Purpose

Because drinking milk isn't going to turn my lungs black and give me cancer???

“Wait A Minute”: 50 Of The Best ‘Wait What’ Moments, As Shared By This Dedicated Community

GREAT pun!

ImaPerson • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

That's not what the head is, if your crawfish taste like mud then they were not prepared correctly

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

I've never had poutine, but it sounds delicious and I'd love to try!!

50 Crochet Enthusiasts Shared Their Most Beautiful Works In This Community (New Pics)

That is an heirloom!

ImaPerson • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

41 Women Post Unedited Pics To “Normalize Normal Bodies”

Nothing! That's the point!

People Online Share 30 Meals That Lead To Disappointment Even At Restaurants

I despise tomatoes, usually order Caeser salad not to get them. Half the time they're covered in tomatoes!

ImaPerson • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Virtue names are the worst! Faith, Hope, Patience, I knew a Love, Chastity, Charity, etc. Treasure isn't a virtue name but it is still bad.

29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

Moby D**k reference?

“Gifting In America Has Become Insane”: Woman Shares Her New Gift Strategy For Christmas

I have unlocked the Christmas code. I crochet and knit, so I just ask for yarn in brands I like and tell them to pick colours! Easy for everyone and I get new colors!

ImaPerson • commented on a post 8 months ago

Mom Can't Stand Living With Her 14-Year-Old Daughter Who Terrorizes Her Every Day

As a teenager, this girl and her behavior sound horrid and are unacceptable.

ImaPerson • commented on 4 posts 9 months ago

Person Asks For A Helicopter Instead Of An Ambulance To Prove Insurance Rules Make No Sense

Americans don't even know what our taxes pay for

Hey, Pandas, What's One Of Your Most Significant Kitchen Fails? (Closed)

Plastic dish I assume

50 Glorious '90s Memes That You May Be Too Young For

He's *bear* naked😁

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids

And it's almost always spelled wrong

ImaPerson • upvoted 20 items 22 hours ago

Family, Relationships

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

So many kids stolen, so many young girls murdered, imprisoned or forced to marry just because people's fake "morality". May they all burn in hell.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

OverTheCandlestik reply

My grandad died maybe 15 years ago now. We knew he was adopted but that was about it, no idea about his birth family or any of that, trail was cold. Not long after he died the family was contacted by someone claiming to be his birth brother who had been tracking him down, we thought it was phoney but when we saw pictures of the guy the resemblance was uncanny. He really wanted to meet his brother, he was unaware he was a week late as he had just died. Anyway we arrange to meet not only him but the entire birth family including my great grandmother who was celebrating her 90th. Apparently she gave birth to him very young and out of wedlock so she was forced to give him up for adoption. We knew for decades my grandad was adopted and to meet them all at once was bittersweet; great to finally find them but sucks my grandad died like literally a week before.

Reddit post

I recently found out that my late mother sold my original Air Jordans from 1985 for $28,000 a few years ago. I kept asking her while she was alive to let me have my shoes, but she insisted that I would do something stupid like selling them. That explains the 2015 Mercedes she drove until her death.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

Was she Cinderella's step sister?

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

This is like the stepsisters in Cinderella. They cut their feet to fit in the slippers

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

What excuse for a Doctor would do this

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

The prince chose her sister. 🥺

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

Was there at least a prince involved

General_Ignoranse reply

My great aunt who lives in a tiny rural town had her little toes surgically removed to fit into a pair of shoes..?! I still have so many questions that haven’t been answered.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

Trogs as in troglodytes, lit. cave-dwellers. Mostly in the 1950s and 60s.

legatothrowaway reply

My dad used to live in a cave. He was a part of a gang/subculture in the 1960s/early 70s called the Troggs. They used to squat in the show caves in Matlock Bath, and had quite a bad reputation stacked against them by the locals. There were crazy rumours spread about them, from "they have d**g fuelled orgies in the woods" to "they do black magic rituals in the caves" etc. In reality, they just did a lot of d***s. Whilst also living in caves. One day as a kid I found a newspaper clipping of some article from the 90s called "Wild Thing!" or something, and there was a picture of a younger him with his Trogg mates down a cave. Then he told me everything and it blew my mind.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

This blows my mind. (Okay, I'm sorry don't hate me)

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

I've had time on my mind, but never the reverse.

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

She kept the clock???

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

Now THAT's a family heirloom!

Skeletons In The Closet: 30 Wild Family Secrets That Shook Generations

My god this whole post is so weird and interesting.

KezzyKesKes reply

My mum has a big old grandfather clock in her living room with wierd white bits inbedded in it. She didn’t tell me for years that one of my relatives unalived themselves with a 12b shotgun and that it was bits of said relative’s skull in the clock.

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