That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
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I enjoy reading and writing. Harry Potter and Percy Jackson are some of my favourite books. I am a huge nerd. (I lost my old account, this is a new one)
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One of my dad's friends from high school is unbelievably rich and a collector. He owns a legitimate Stradivarius. Eventually, he decided he wanted to learn how to actually play it, so he signed up for lessons and brought a f*****g Stradivarius with him down to the local music shop to meet his instructor and have his first lesson. I can only imagine the look on his instructor's face...
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One of my dad's friends from high school is unbelievably rich and a collector. He owns a legitimate Stradivarius. Eventually, he decided he wanted to learn how to actually play it, so he signed up for lessons and brought a f*****g Stradivarius with him down to the local music shop to meet his instructor and have his first lesson. I can only imagine the look on his instructor's face...
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Warning: Jokes not to tell your table. 2-top. Husband and wife. Both wearing camouflage. I walk by the table, pass them, come back and say, “Whoa. Barely even saw you two!” I was not tipped.
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“Sit me with your hottest WHITE server!” *Sits him with our only male server, a tall, black, bodybuilder* It was a group of middle aged guys. They’re regulars, but they’re annoying as hell, and they always ask for the hottest server. As a host, i usually just sit them with whoever. The last time they came in, I sat them with D, a really sweet black girl who’s one of our best servers. They were FURIOUS. They never said anything to me or a manager, but they claimed everything was wrong. The food was too cold. The drinks were flat. She was way too slow. She was rude. They left a 25¢ tip and left not long after. This time, they specified they wanted a hot WHITE server. I said “okay!” and with a smile, I walked them over to their table. I specifically sat them with the only male server, a tall, black, bodybuilder who towered over all of them. He’s a really cool guy, but he can be slightly intimidating to people that don’t know him just due to his stature. They never said a word. Tl;dr: Buncha pervs asked for a hot white girl, got a big black guy.
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One of my dad's friends from high school is unbelievably rich and a collector. He owns a legitimate Stradivarius. Eventually, he decided he wanted to learn how to actually play it, so he signed up for lessons and brought a f*****g Stradivarius with him down to the local music shop to meet his instructor and have his first lesson. I can only imagine the look on his instructor's face... That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd • upvoted 13 items 1 month ago
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Warning: Jokes not to tell your table. 2-top. Husband and wife. Both wearing camouflage. I walk by the table, pass them, come back and say, “Whoa. Barely even saw you two!” I was not tipped.Horrific-Server-Stories
“Sit me with your hottest WHITE server!” *Sits him with our only male server, a tall, black, bodybuilder* It was a group of middle aged guys. They’re regulars, but they’re annoying as hell, and they always ask for the hottest server. As a host, i usually just sit them with whoever. The last time they came in, I sat them with D, a really sweet black girl who’s one of our best servers. They were FURIOUS. They never said anything to me or a manager, but they claimed everything was wrong. The food was too cold. The drinks were flat. She was way too slow. She was rude. They left a 25¢ tip and left not long after. This time, they specified they wanted a hot WHITE server. I said “okay!” and with a smile, I walked them over to their table. I specifically sat them with the only male server, a tall, black, bodybuilder who towered over all of them. He’s a really cool guy, but he can be slightly intimidating to people that don’t know him just due to his stature. They never said a word. Tl;dr: Buncha pervs asked for a hot white girl, got a big black guy.
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