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ABBY LOONEY • commented on 4 posts 3 years ago

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ABBY LOONEY • upvoted 36 items 3 years ago

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

I didn't so ha

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

same Ian

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

I didn't so ha

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

same Ian

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What did the guy say when he arrived in Antartica? Well that wasn't a warm welcome

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

heheheheheahhaa good one

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*Octopi

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why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honey combs

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees that likes to play music ? A “two-knee” fish.

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

why would you do that

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This is one of my all-time favorites. When my kids were young(er), I would tell this joke every evening at the supper table. I did that for over a year, so I'm sure it'll be passed down to my grandkids and, hopefully, generations after. At least I'll have a legacy. 8^] I've always spoken the punchline using my best John Wayne impersonation.

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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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I'm fetta-p with bad food puns, even i'm not that old! You'll need a stronger start if you want to keep up with me. lol

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I had to say it out loud.

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*a vampire that could use their time being immortal to research cancer* you know what? I'm going to the mall today!

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Took me a moment to get it.... ;)

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me too XD

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lol

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so sad

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hahahah this one literally made me lol

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Very clever

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classic punning

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That's the beauty of a good pun.

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Is this the same Brian who believes his kids thinks his name is Mark?

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Hahaha

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At least you didn't SOIL them

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It took me two reads to get this one...Duh!

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That's like the bumper sticker I had that said "And the number one reason for procrastination: 1........."

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Is he ok?

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*grinnnnnnn*

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Imagine the zombie apocalypse beginning, but it's just annoying zombies stealing your bread. “FRED! THE DEAD EFFAHS STOLE MAH CEREAL AGAIN ” ”well, at least we now know they're actually made of grain, honey.”

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An English man, an Irish man, a Welsh man, a nun, a hooker, a giraffe, and a scientist walk into a bar. Bartender says: “Is this some sort of joke?”

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Sorry we don't serve time travellers in here. A time traveller walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar *ow!* A second man walks into a bar, you think he would have learned.

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It certainly is.

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If you don't get it, please see a speech therapist...

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*insert joke about Canada here*

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Both a pun and the physical explanation.

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ABBY LOONEY • commented on 4 posts 3 years ago

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

I didn't so ha

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

same Ian

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good one

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

so corny

ABBY LOONEY • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees that likes to play music ? A “two-knee” fish.

Funny

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

why would you do that

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

I'm fetta-p with bad food puns, even i'm not that old! You'll need a stronger start if you want to keep up with me. lol

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

It took me two reads to get this one...Duh!

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"Did you hear the one about the bed?" "No." "That's because it hasn't been made up yet!"

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First you Russian...then European...then Finnish

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honey combs

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

*a vampire that could use their time being immortal to research cancer* you know what? I'm going to the mall today!

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

What did the guy say when he arrived in Antartica? Well that wasn't a warm welcome

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

I didn't so ha

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

In 4th grade I wrote a story of beavers making small "damns." Teacher did not notice. Maybe afraid to notice...

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Is he ok?

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lol

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classic punning

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A man walks into a bar *ow!* A second man walks into a bar, you think he would have learned.

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

Sorry we don't serve time travellers in here. A time traveller walks into a bar.

The Best And The Funniest Dad Jokes

An English man, an Irish man, a Welsh man, a nun, a hooker, a giraffe, and a scientist walk into a bar. Bartender says: “Is this some sort of joke?”

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