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A noodle from a galaxy far, far, away.

"In my book, experience outranks everything"

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Danger Noodle • commented on 17 posts 1 year ago

Owners Wanted To See The Reactions Of Their Pets After They Get Unexpected Kisses (45 Pics)

*pawsonally

England Loses Euro 2020 To Italy And Here Are 29 Of The Internet’s Best Reactions And Memes To The Whole Thing

Happened back in 2018 as well with the World Cup...

Owners Wanted To See The Reactions Of Their Pets After They Get Unexpected Kisses (45 Pics)

*pawsonally

England Loses Euro 2020 To Italy And Here Are 29 Of The Internet’s Best Reactions And Memes To The Whole Thing

Happened back in 2018 as well with the World Cup...

50 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Snake 🐍

50 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Yeah danger noodle is a nickname for snakes

30 Magical Pics That Show The Human And Animal Bond, Captured By A Russian Photographer

He's called Bernard, Captain

30 Magical Pics That Show The Human And Animal Bond, Captured By A Russian Photographer

I think it's an albino Bernese Python. I volunteer at a zoo with one. He is massive but he's such a gentle snake.

40 Accurate Insights To "What's A Movie Trope You Absolutely Hate?"

Women always looking so perfect in the middle of a fight has always annoyed me... one shot their hair is some what messy, the next it's nicely curled again

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

I volunteer at at a few shelters in my spare time. It's more rewarding than a paid job

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

Stunning fur babies!

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

I wish more could be done to prevent healthy (*edit*) and unhealthy animals from unnecessarily being put down. All animals deserve the right to live and love somebody they can trust, whether human or animal. Thank you for giving him a chance!

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

I hope he can pull through. Good luck!

Turns Out, Joe Biden's Dog Major Will Be The First Shelter Dog To Live In The White House In History

It ran away after he lost the election in search of a better life

30 Unusual Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things

Theres also a series on Netflix about it. It's hot related to the movie.

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

It's the same with Tenneracs

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Danger Noodle • upvoted 22 items 1 year ago

England Loses Euro 2020 To Italy And Here Are 29 Of The Internet’s Best Reactions And Memes To The Whole Thing

next customer for tattoo removers

50 Memes That Women Will Relate To

Lighten up, people.... I don't think this is lack of knowledge from the guy's side. It sounds to me more like a spontaneous reaction to the flow of time. Just like you go "already?!" when you, for example, hear your nephew turned 18. And she took it with humour, because the situation is obviously bizarre and funny.

England Loses Euro 2020 To Italy And Here Are 29 Of The Internet’s Best Reactions And Memes To The Whole Thing

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50 Memes That Women Will Relate To

40 Hilariously-Creative Pet Names Shared By The "Petfinder Names" Twitter Page

I saw this and my brain was like "Spleens! Your time has come! Get out of the computer and get over here!"

Zookeepers Anonymously Reveal The Darkest Zoo Secrets They Keep Shut Behind Bars (35 Pics)

Note that the post specifically refers to populations in CAPTIVITY. In the wild, the spotted hyena is categorized as "least concern". The problem for the zoos is that you have to check really closely to determine their sex, as females look like they have a penis, too (they give birth through this, ouch!). If zoos don't bother to do that... well, they might end up with all males or all females by chance. Should be possible to solve that by simply swapping hyenas with other zoos, though (AFTER you checked for real and know which sexes you've got in your population).

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

Don't forget the side of swimming pool water with added chlorine for added taste!

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

I misread the Exploding Unicorn part as Expired Unicorn. I don't know why...

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

B- b- but salad is delicious!

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

I did that

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

The guy who writes this is AMAZING! He has sooo many wonderful tweets.

Edna "E" Mode In The Incredibles Universe

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

The best thing you can do is adopt and support trap-neuter-return programs. :) Find a local shelter and send them some money every month, a little goes a long way.

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

Cleopatra cat

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

That eyeliner tho...

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

And sick ones too. They’re just the same as healthy pets.

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

Stunning fur babies!

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

Great job. Well done

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

This is caused by the Ehlers Danloss syndrome. It's a disease that destroys connective tissue so it makes the skin sag, weakens joints, weakens the heart and veins etc. It occurs in humans as well, it's a genetic disorder that my brother in law has. In a month he needs heart surgery and doctors are giving him a survival rate of only 20-30%.

‘Male Karen’ Complains About Tattoo Parlor Not Giving Him A Tattoo, The Owner Shuts Him Down By Telling People What Actually Happened

Btw, if one day I decide to get a tattoo, it would feel a bit weird to go for a tattoo artist with zero tattoo on them....

‘Male Karen’ Complains About Tattoo Parlor Not Giving Him A Tattoo, The Owner Shuts Him Down By Telling People What Actually Happened

How is it possible that the owner of a tattoo parlour can have a tattoo? *GASP*

Protect Yourself, Protect Others!

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

It's the same with Tenneracs

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Danger Noodle • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

What Is The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told? (Ended)

Danger Noodle • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Owners Wanted To See The Reactions Of Their Pets After They Get Unexpected Kisses (45 Pics)

*pawsonally

England Loses Euro 2020 To Italy And Here Are 29 Of The Internet’s Best Reactions And Memes To The Whole Thing

Happened back in 2018 as well with the World Cup...

50 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Snake 🐍

50 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Yeah danger noodle is a nickname for snakes

30 Magical Pics That Show The Human And Animal Bond, Captured By A Russian Photographer

He's called Bernard, Captain

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

Parenthood be like

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

Don't forget the side of swimming pool water with added chlorine for added taste!

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

I misread the Exploding Unicorn part as Expired Unicorn. I don't know why...

30 Magical Pics That Show The Human And Animal Bond, Captured By A Russian Photographer

I think it's an albino Bernese Python. I volunteer at a zoo with one. He is massive but he's such a gentle snake.

40 Accurate Insights To "What's A Movie Trope You Absolutely Hate?"

Women always looking so perfect in the middle of a fight has always annoyed me... one shot their hair is some what messy, the next it's nicely curled again

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

I volunteer at at a few shelters in my spare time. It's more rewarding than a paid job

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

Stunning fur babies!

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

I hope he can pull through. Good luck!

Turns Out, Joe Biden's Dog Major Will Be The First Shelter Dog To Live In The White House In History

It ran away after he lost the election in search of a better life

30 Unusual Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things

Theres also a series on Netflix about it. It's hot related to the movie.

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

It's the same with Tenneracs

If You Think The World Is Terrible, These 50 Animal Friendships Might Change Your Mind

They're the BLT gang from Noah's Arc Sanctuary in the USA. "BALOO THE AMERICAN BLACK BEAR (URSUS AMERICANUS), LEO THE AFRICAN LION (PANTHERA LEO), AND SHERE KHAN THE BENGAL TIGER (PANTHERA TIGRIS TIGRIS); KNOWN AS "THE BLT" CAME TO NOAH'S ARK IN 2001 AFTER THEY WERE DISCOVERED BY POLICE OFFICERS IN A BASEMENT OF AN ATLANTA HOME DURING A DRUG RAID. AT ONLY A FEW MONTHS OLD, ALL THREE CUBS WERE FRIGHTENED, MALNOURISHED, AND INFECTED WITH INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL PARASITES WHEN THE GEORGIA DEPARTMENT OF NATURAL RESOURCES BROUGHT THEM TO NOAH’S ARK. " - http://www.noahs-ark.org/animals/ Sadly, Leo had to be put down in 2016 due to his liver being full of masses.

Guy Edits Disney Characters Into His Photos And The Result Looks Like They're Having A Blast (30 Pics)

I love these! I can't wait to see more of them. These are so well done.

Guy Edits Disney Characters Into His Photos And The Result Looks Like They're Having A Blast (30 Pics)

STITCH!!!!

Danger Noodle • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

England Loses Euro 2020 To Italy And Here Are 29 Of The Internet’s Best Reactions And Memes To The Whole Thing

next customer for tattoo removers

50 Memes That Women Will Relate To

40 Hilariously-Creative Pet Names Shared By The "Petfinder Names" Twitter Page

I saw this and my brain was like "Spleens! Your time has come! Get out of the computer and get over here!"

Zookeepers Anonymously Reveal The Darkest Zoo Secrets They Keep Shut Behind Bars (35 Pics)

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

Don't forget the side of swimming pool water with added chlorine for added taste!

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

I did that

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

I misread the Exploding Unicorn part as Expired Unicorn. I don't know why...

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

B- b- but salad is delicious!

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

The guy who writes this is AMAZING! He has sooo many wonderful tweets.

Edna "E" Mode In The Incredibles Universe

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

Cleopatra cat

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

Stunning fur babies!

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

That eyeliner tho...

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

The best thing you can do is adopt and support trap-neuter-return programs. :) Find a local shelter and send them some money every month, a little goes a long way.

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

And sick ones too. They’re just the same as healthy pets.

‘Male Karen’ Complains About Tattoo Parlor Not Giving Him A Tattoo, The Owner Shuts Him Down By Telling People What Actually Happened

Btw, if one day I decide to get a tattoo, it would feel a bit weird to go for a tattoo artist with zero tattoo on them....

‘Male Karen’ Complains About Tattoo Parlor Not Giving Him A Tattoo, The Owner Shuts Him Down By Telling People What Actually Happened

How is it possible that the owner of a tattoo parlour can have a tattoo? *GASP*

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

Great job. Well done

This Online Community Shares Before And After Adoption Pics, Shows How Love And Care Changes Cats (30 New Pics)

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