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Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on 2 posts 17 hours ago

38 Of The Funniest 'Outstanding Move' Jokes Ever

*cocks a magnum* magic missile

38 Of The Funniest 'Outstanding Move' Jokes Ever

Great move. What is that asshat gonna do? Go to the police and be like "Yeah someone stole my bike... That I stole" xD

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Photographer Captures The Exact Moment Of The Beirut Explosion In This Wedding Photoshoot

Lebanon, most people when they hear this word, the first thing come to thier minds is muslim nation. What they dont know about this country is(now its kind of "was", things changed here as well just like in Iran) its one of the most coolest Islamic country after Iran(of 70s). If you doubt me, just google "Iran 70s" and look at Images. The people are so chilled out and partying all the time in Lebanon. I personally call Lebanon party capital of world, coz its such a cliche, on one hand you see people following Traditional Islamic practices to the word and the same people go mad partying as the sun sets. And yes, one of most hospitable people ever. Sadly i was there only for 4 days and dont think will ever go back, too many other destinations to cover. Said that, i feel very saddened by loss of lives lost or people injured in this explosion, no one should die such an indignified/untimely death. RIP.

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 4 days ago

These 2 Wolves Went Viral For Being So Lazy That They Howl While Lying Down

They look old and sick😥

Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on a post 5 days ago

This 56-Year-Old Follows A Strict Diet, Exercises 4 Days A Week, And It Obviously Pays Off (21 Pics)

Well you see some people in this world have hatred flowing out of their anus and there isn't a cork big enough to plug up that asshole full of hate

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

They couldn't practice, no-one gave them their ball back.

Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on 15 posts 1 week ago

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

Out of all of these this one is the least failed one

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

That's one way to tell people that you're a serial killer

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

My question is even it didn't fail, why would you want a face mask that has you with your mouth/teeth wide open?

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

Jesus Christ she looks like something you'd see in Real Monsters

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Why not both?

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

In my homeland the trees are naked pretty much the majority of the year

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Avocado?

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Life cannot exist without death. He is wise beyond his age

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Oh god why would you heat up pizza in a microwave? I use my oven for everything. Yes the microwave is faster, but the oven makes food actually taste good

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

I don't know about this one... A 3 year old knowing the word porn? I have my doubts

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

So dragons did exist before, they just shrunk... A lot

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Let's just hope he doesn't bring too many hoe hoe hoe's into the house

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Ah yes, the classical cowboy instruments of the wild west

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Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 1 week ago

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

That's one way to tell people that you're a serial killer

Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Of The Most Savage Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Then Cry (New Pics)

I'd be down to kill Jeff Bezos. He's old enough, he'll die sooner or later anyway

30 People Shame Those Who Refuse To Wear A Mask Due To Their Own Stupid Reasons

There doesn't need to neither a reason nor an argument. The health experts and the government tells you you gotta wear it and that's all that matters. Bitch and moan all you want but please do so while wearing a mask

40 Of The Most Savage Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Then Cry (New Pics)

I'd be down to kill Jeff Bezos. He's old enough, he'll die sooner or later anyway

30 People Shame Those Who Refuse To Wear A Mask Due To Their Own Stupid Reasons

47 Pics That Illustrate Why People Hate Group Projects

Bows and crossbows were a thing

30 Random Things Twitter Told Us That We Should Have Learned In School

Well I hope he dies before that. Dickheads don't deserve money ^^

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Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

"Useless Facts, Badly Drawn": 33 Random Bits Of Trivia That Are Totally True

With all the stuff currently going on in Florida I think it's just a cancerous growth on USA. I am sorry to all of the good Floridians, but a lot of you made a bad impression...

Twitter Users Are Sharing Stories Of Customer Service Hell, And Here Are 33 Of The Worst Ones

If you slap her maybe she'll learn how physics work and how heat works

"Useless Facts, Badly Drawn": 33 Random Bits Of Trivia That Are Totally True

With all the stuff currently going on in Florida I think it's just a cancerous growth on USA. I am sorry to all of the good Floridians, but a lot of you made a bad impression...

Twitter Users Are Sharing Stories Of Customer Service Hell, And Here Are 33 Of The Worst Ones

If you slap her maybe she'll learn how physics work and how heat works

10 Northern UK City Names Explained And Illustrated

That's cool and all but could someone please explain to me how Bitchfield came to be? xD

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

"Dude this cstnip is the shit!"

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

The cat isn't happy with the photo

15 Side-By-Side Portraits Of Famous Historical Figures And Their Direct Descendants

Yeah almost like a clone

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Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on 6 posts 4 weeks ago

Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Life is like a box of chocolates.... Sometimes you need the ones filled with alcohol

Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Jurassic Park? But weren't dinosaurs birds?

Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Life is like a box of chocolates.... Sometimes you need the ones filled with alcohol

Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Jurassic Park? But weren't dinosaurs birds?

Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

African Swallow or European Swallow?

10 People Share Their Google Search Autofill Results About America And It's Crystal Clear That Things Are Not OK

Yes, you can offer me an egg in these trying times

People Are Applauding This Business For Putting Up A Poster That Puts Covidiots In Their Place

See the problem is that it doesn't really work I don't think. Like sure it works for us people but most of Covidiots will look at it, get pissy that they dare speak to them this way and continue being the cunts that they are

29 Of The Most Wholesome Things That Occurred On The Simpsons

I mean there's gotta be horses that are treated nice and enjoy running. Back in the day they even had a pet goat to calm them down, now there are special pills so no more goats unfortunately

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Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

People Are Applauding This Business For Putting Up A Poster That Puts Covidiots In Their Place

Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on a post 1 month ago

80-Year-Old Man Masters Excel To Create Amazing Paintings (19 Pics)

BE GONE THOT

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Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on 2 posts 17 hours ago

38 Of The Funniest 'Outstanding Move' Jokes Ever

*cocks a magnum* magic missile

38 Of The Funniest 'Outstanding Move' Jokes Ever

Great move. What is that asshat gonna do? Go to the police and be like "Yeah someone stole my bike... That I stole" xD

Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on a post 5 days ago

This 56-Year-Old Follows A Strict Diet, Exercises 4 Days A Week, And It Obviously Pays Off (21 Pics)

Well you see some people in this world have hatred flowing out of their anus and there isn't a cork big enough to plug up that asshole full of hate

Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on 15 posts 1 week ago

30 Maps So Terrible They're Good (New Pics)

Ah so basically Trump's excess skin

30 Maps So Terrible They're Good (New Pics)

Or maybe they are all brainwashed zombies

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

Out of all of these this one is the least failed one

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

That's one way to tell people that you're a serial killer

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

My question is even it didn't fail, why would you want a face mask that has you with your mouth/teeth wide open?

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

Jesus Christ she looks like something you'd see in Real Monsters

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Why not both?

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

In my homeland the trees are naked pretty much the majority of the year

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Avocado?

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Life cannot exist without death. He is wise beyond his age

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Oh god why would you heat up pizza in a microwave? I use my oven for everything. Yes the microwave is faster, but the oven makes food actually taste good

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

I don't know about this one... A 3 year old knowing the word porn? I have my doubts

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

So dragons did exist before, they just shrunk... A lot

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Let's just hope he doesn't bring too many hoe hoe hoe's into the house

30 Parents Share The Hilarious New Names Their Kids Gave To Everyday Things

Ah yes, the classical cowboy instruments of the wild west

Ilya Ditkovskiy • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Of The Most Savage Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Then Cry (New Pics)

I'd be down to kill Jeff Bezos. He's old enough, he'll die sooner or later anyway

30 People Shame Those Who Refuse To Wear A Mask Due To Their Own Stupid Reasons

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Photographer Captures The Exact Moment Of The Beirut Explosion In This Wedding Photoshoot

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 4 days ago

These 2 Wolves Went Viral For Being So Lazy That They Howl While Lying Down

They look old and sick😥

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

They couldn't practice, no-one gave them their ball back.

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 1 week ago

People Share Their Custom Face Mask Fails And Here Are 14 Of The Creepiest And Funniest Ones

That's one way to tell people that you're a serial killer

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

People Are Applauding This Business For Putting Up A Poster That Puts Covidiots In Their Place

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

Animals, Photography

I Traveled To The Costa Rican Rainforest And Photographed Honduran White Bats (5 Pics)

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

What's wrong with a little redneck love?

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

I hear banjos in the background

50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Doesn't matter in Alabama

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

At least Dorothy and her pals will know which way to go

35 Unapologetic Illustrations By Drawtism That Poke Fun At Everyday Life

I don't think they understood the joke. On some smartphones, apple IOS, some emojis show up as question marks for those who use android

35 Times People Uncovered Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous

I am re-watching Full Metal Alchemist at the moment and I am pretty sure this is what comes out if you try to do transmutation on a human body

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted an item 4 months ago

I Just Thought My Mom Would Like Some Company

Ilya Ditkovskiy • upvoted 7 items 2 years ago

Funny

Someone Asks 'What Happened In Real Life That If You Saw It In A Movie You'd Say "Totally Unrealistic", Gets Hilarious Reply

Comics, Parenting

Russian Mother Of Two Creates Hilariously Honest Illustrations About Her Everyday Problems

Illustration

Artist Keeps Illustrating Everyday Life With His Wife, And We Finally Get To See The Couple Behind The Comics

Animals

107 Hilariously Adorable Reasons Why The Queen Chose Corgis

8 Embarrassing Times People Didn't Realize They Were Talking To Tony Hawk, And It Escalated Hilariously

49 Times Genius Kids Came Up With Their Own Words For Common Items, And It Was Spot On

my face grass sucks :/ I don't know how to properly take care of my face grass...

49 Times Genius Kids Came Up With Their Own Words For Common Items, And It Was Spot On

In Indonesian language we call HOSPITAL, "Sick House".

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