Sick and tired of the same old tattoo designs that everyone seems to have? Come see Helena Fernandes, and she'll fix you up with the ugliest, most unprofessional ink you've ever seen.

The 26-year-old artist of Salvador de Bahia, Brazil, is the proud founder of Malfeitona, a home studio providing what she describes in Portuguese as tatuagens peba (literally "trash tattoos") with complete honesty. The girl can't draw to save her life, but she harnesses this lack of skill to carve out a niche for herself as a purveyor of unique and original ink. Not only has Fernandes gone viral for it, she's managed to build a successful business with dozens of 5-star reviews from happy customers, as well as over 12 thousand Instagram followers.

Check out some of her best (worst?) work below, and let us know if you'd book a flight to Brazil to get one of these delightfully hideous tattoos put on you for life.

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John Doe 1 year ago

It means no worries/ For the rest of your days/ It's our problem-free philosophy

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GalaxyInAJar 1 year ago

This one is so cute!

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

My kid has this one. Oh, wait... No, someone else in his kindergarten drew it on his arm lol

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Linx 1 year ago

looks so cute..

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Cesi Baca 1 year ago

So who cares if the design is ugly or weird, that's just people taste......Its the crappy quality of the tattoo that a I have a problem with cause it's just taking people's money for something that isn't going to last or is going to look very different in a year.

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Lara B. 1 year ago

Aaaw this one is cute :) I don't even think they are plain ugly. They are just minimalistic with a touch of "my-4yo-drew-this" :)

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Anna Thouvenin 1 year ago

That's not even ugly :0

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Epupepu 1 year ago

This is actually cute

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Molly Block 1 year ago

It looks like it has some special magic glitter ink ot it, but I think that it just the shine from Neosporin or something. Still, cute!!

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ItsPam Duh 1 year ago

This one is pretty decent !

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Samantha Eck 1 year ago

I would get that... is that weird?

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Ellie 1 year ago

It's like an angry devil cat xD

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

Is that...is that trash dove? :O

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Sua Kang 1 year ago

what do you mean by trash tattoos? these are refreshing

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1 year ago

this is not ugly!!!

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HauntedForests 1 year ago

The Secret Of Kells!!!

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Marzo Florida 1 year ago

I don't really care for rats, but this one's pretty good!

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Anna Thouvenin 1 year ago

I'm not going to lie, now I kinda want to see more tattoos of snakes with a mustache.

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Marzo Florida 1 year ago

This one's adorable :3

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Debbie 1 year ago

a lot of work and detail - obviously she knows her thing

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M. M 1 year ago

looks like sharpie

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

This one on the bottom I don't hate.

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Samuliik Murza 1 year ago

So pretty,wish she would add more waves to it.

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Melissa Apple 1 year ago

I really like this one

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WhiteFox 1 year ago

yeah this one is really sweet

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Samuliik Murza 1 year ago

Cute! Sweet smile of star,kinda reminds me of my art style.

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Luna Kittenwarrior 1 year ago

Ouch. It's really bony there, can't imagine how much that hurt!

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Katrė 1 year ago

That's the cheat code for a lot of money in "Sims" :D

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Luna Kittenwarrior 1 year ago

(...)

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Pi... 1 year ago

Aries!

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

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Is that a d**k, I meant cucumber?

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WhiteFox 1 year ago

nice

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Andrew Gibb 1 year ago

Zera has sandwiches for legs

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Paula Tyler 1 year ago

Lol.....that's so funny..wtf is it???

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Hamster 1 year ago

Pretty alien

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Tua Lilja 1 year ago

Are those bacon lashes?

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Samuliik Murza 1 year ago

This is pretty cool actually.

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Krista Leary 1 year ago

Looks like a sperm with wings.

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Ashley Roth 1 year ago

I would get that cute little creature i don't know what that word is ... ?

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Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

Some of the line work on some of them is actually ok....then this one popped up

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