‘Please Hate These Things:’ This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

+1 for the caption. My toes hurt already.

Hey, this is sweet and funny.

This sectional would go great with the phallic chandelier in a previous photo.

A pre-generated The Sims house 35 seconds after i put my sticky hands on it

I'd have so much fun with that.

Could the stairs get nits?

That can’t be accidental.

Penis table legs and a vulva ceiling?

Can someone please explain to me why in the world would ANYONE think it’s a good idea to put a power point in a sink.

I like it! Interesting how the living room looks like in this house.

We need to talk about the elephant in the room.

Its like a bedroom inside swimming pool designed like bathroom. Interesting

even the chairs are 'wipe clean, hose down' plastic

A fully tiled bedroom, you say? Is that a waterbed, then?

So this is what the "Shock Therapy" suite looks like.

It's also an interesting choice to make the airco an accentuated piece

Wow. That's just... super disturbing.

This scares me a bit lol :)

It’s a swimming pool with a swimming elephant. I mean, I love elephants but I’ll be in shock every f*cking morning!

I bet it's a water bed

You know that's a water bed!

um what activity

That looks like a king-size bed to me. The original question is still relevant.

That's smart. Put the image of the floating animal directly above the bed. Not gonna be a problem.

i bet that's a water bed. they love to sleep in bathrooms or a pool but they can't afford to do both so yeah this exists. not quite merpeople.

That A.C. unit appears to be the type used outside the U.S. may be a very warm climate. Tile keeps the room cooler. Blood splatter is easier to remove, as well.

The bed is for him and her with enough room in the centre for the elephant should it decide to leap off the ceiling.

Guess used for oily games

This takes wet dreams to a whole other level.

Elephants are awesome this is the one time I've thought wtf that's one ugly elephant decoration...wtf where they thinking who wants to be crunched by an elephant in bed?! Who wants to wake up to OMG we're going to be stampeded!

It looks like a surgical suite...

Why??????!!!!!!!

It used to be a pool---converted!

Wrong on so many levels.

If you take out the mattress there's a bath underneath, or maybe it's a waterbed.

Nah, this is top class. I want this in my future home

Either thats an artpiece or someone got a waterbed and was really scared about it

Maybe it's just a bathroom with a bed in it. Like, a sauna or something?

😮😯

A bedroom that needs hosed down after every use?

That is horrifying. I'd feel like I was waking up in a bathroom or swimming pool changing area. How very uncosy.

Murder with a chain saw

SMH.

Now we know what happened to Jumbo.

Walrus?

I would so bang my leg on that tile bed frame.

They like to do their 'laundry' (thinking of HIMYM)

I am speechless, who thinks this look good for a start ? Then there's the creepyness !

This is the room the hotel sets aside for tRump and his golden shower water sports. Instead of a mirrored ceiling, there's the elephant to make him feel better about himself.

Vommit..

They skinned a teddy bear! The monsters!

Al least there is no wasted space.