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Disclosing our secrets reduces stress and helps us come to terms with our behavior. So the fact that some of the most powerful people or institutions in many cultures encourage people to admit their transgressions is no coincidence. Nor is the huge number of followers behind the Twitter account 'Fesshole.'

It enables people to anonymously confess "their sins" and countless have already turned to it for a shot at internet absolution. So let's see if we can give them exactly that, shall we?

We at Bored Panda compiled some of the wildest submissions 'Fesshole' has recently received, so put on your confessor hat (or pick up a scepter, whatever works for you), and continue scrolling to check out what some evil-doers have been up to.

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KENOBI
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s so sweet I’m sorry for your loss

Nat of Clan P
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't sound stupid at all! And I'm so very sorry for your loss. No parent should ever outlive their child. Brought a tear to my eye.

Sheila Stamey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah. It's like the reason I saved a loved ones voice mails. I can still listen to him.

Giles McArdell
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not at all stupid, you go ahead and honour her memory in whatever way feels right to you.

Suddenly
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not stupid. Keep on doing whatever gives you comfort.

Natalie H
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not stupid at all. I’m so sorry for your loss ♥️

Josephine
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually love this. Please keep her close in any way or form that works for you. She deserves this type of love and attention. And so do you.

David H
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone copes in their own way, and this is her still doing one thing she used to do as a mother, that she still can do in a way. I fully understand this

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... put a cat down, just because you move? Seriously, I hope this sad excuse of an attempt to be a halfway human POS never had any fun in its life again. Fück these people, whatever treats some sentient living being, who likely loved that thing, like that doesn't deserve its feelings to be taken into account anywhere, and if, then only to make sure it hasn't any chance to have fun.

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, there r too many people like that. Luckily, most vets won't do it unless there is truly a valid reason. They will usually just take the cat from the owner and try to find it a new home

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    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving a cat from a POS is not a sin.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you put a cat down...or any pet...because you're moving??!?! Really...

    Anita Leth Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother's husband had my dog killed the day after my mother died. Some "humans" are just walking s**t in a Edgar-suit.

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    Natalie H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it ended up being the job from hell, and I hope it SUCKED BALLS every day. Someone that would put a living creature down just because they’re moving is a POS and doesn’t deserve to be a pet parent. I’m so glad this kitty had someone to love him 💗

    Tiger Lilly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad they saved the cat! ❤️

    Kwj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs previous owner(s) did this, adopted him as a puppy and not even a year later, decides to move back to their home county and drop him off at the shelter they adopted him from instead of taking him with them.. Luckily for us because we got the best dog in the world, but I secretly hate his previous owners, they didn't deserve this precious dog or his love.

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they didn't put him down. Maybe they had other reasons they couldn't take him. I got my cat Gizmo (RIP) because his owners were getting a divorce and moving back to England from the Middle East and it's a six-month quarantine for pets there, whereas when I moved back to Canada a couple years later, my two boys just had to be microchipped and up to date on their rabies shots. Sadly he passed away a few months later at just four years old. Still miss him seven years later!

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you. What kind of psycho puts down a perfectly fine animal bc they move?

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't put a perfectly healthy cat down just because you're moving. Wow.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wholesome but why wouldn't he just ask her for the cat?

    ThatB*tchRapunzel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worst case scenario she might have just said no and then it would look sus if it disappeared. so just easier to save it i suppose. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was homeless and kept my dogs in three cheap motels where we lived for 5 years. So anyone who puts an animal down to move is a monster.

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    In The Secret Life of Secrets, Dr. Michael Slepian, the Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. Associate Professor of Leadership and Ethics at Columbia Business School, explained that we can draw a line between secrecy and privacy by considering secrecy as an intention to hold specific information back, and privacy as a reflection of how much we broadcast personal information, in general.

    Generally, people who are more private require closeness before they let you in. Yet those who are less private may be happy to disclose personal information, not just to friends and family, but to coworkers, acquaintances, and even people they’ve just met as well.

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    You may not want to discuss your sexual experiences at work out of concern for privacy (and for what is appropriate), however, this is very different from wanting to keep some specific experience a secret. In both cases, you are taking control of your personal information, but for different reasons.

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bunny loves you and you really deserve it!

    Golden Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the vet agreed to do this these must have been some horrible kids and the parents of the kids just let a BUNNY get abused ?!!?

    Little Stars
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, young children dont know how to take care of and therefore shouldnt be responsible for a pet

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was absolutely necessary. Glad the bunny is happy.

    Emory White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind me grinning at my computer, just fantasizing about a rabbit that "died"

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for the bunny but won't they just get a new one?

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    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless it was for the boys, and they were too embarrassed to get them.

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone going to mention the sex tourism that has plagued the Czech Republic since at least the 80’s and how, when a group of guys travel there for a “boys weekend” they’re not hooking up with randoms they meet at clubs, but often underage & almost always manipulated into hooking at the train depots, subway stops and near touristy nightlife??? I’m not shaming empowered secs workers or open marriages, but consider who he and his pals were going to try to use those condoms on. I was there a couple weeks ago & saw very young girls in puffer jackets and skirts so low I could see their trim. And it was cold! Eyes that looked like plates & no way they’re over 20. Probably not over 16. Ya, I’d leave his a*s, too!

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly his intentions were pretty clear and that's just gross to bring that into your marital bed. Bye bye!

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    Emory White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For every stupid guy out there, a brilliant woman waits to stab him

    AxleMunshine001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immoral action not withstanding, a cleverer guy would have bought the condoms once at the destination.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd actually pay for an update to this.

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice story, but how is this a confession?

    Hristina Vassileva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a confession, as she went through his luggage before he went

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    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get to keep the dog, I think you got the better deal.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She snooping, he (thinking of) cheating? Yes, break up already.

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not necessarily snooping. When we go on vacation I sometimes dig around in my bfs bag to see if I need to pack certain shared items or not or open it to put something in there of mine or of is that he forgot.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh geez I need a part 2.

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    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol it’s like high school

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMHO, it's the eye and the timing that makes a good photographer - not the equipment.

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    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this for year one but what this actually says is in 15 years I have never bothered to invest in a skill that I definitely should have, even if I'm managing to slide by. It's the equivalent of my old boss who got away with continuing to claim not to get excel. I loved the new ceo when he announced that he was sending that boss onto an intensive 2 week excel deep dive because it wasn't fair that no one at the company ever just took the time to show him....

    Alex Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Operating the camera is only one part. You're also in the right place at the right time, with the right subject matter, you're framing a good shot, and getting the timing of the shot correct. That's like getting pissed at a stunt driver because he doesn't personally tune his engine.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like every software developer in the world: they don't know why and how it's working, and they don't know how and why it's not working...

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coding is fun they said. Ha lol not true.

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    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean you still have to have an eye for framing, so we can give the guy some credit.

    Peeka_Mimi
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 15 years they couldn't take some night classes?

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a naturally good eye is most of the job.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you faked it and made it soooooo enjoy the awards. You earned them.

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly? I managed to get a distinction in my photography in art college doing the same thing. What matters most, in my opinion, is subject. Everything else can be fixed with photo editing. And lets not be liars, we all know a good amount of these stunning photos from awards we see are edited, at least to add more light etc. But knowing how to edit is just as much a skill as shooting the photo itself.

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    "Aside from sex, money is another example of something you may not talk about but may not be intentionally keeping secret," Slepian wrote. "You might not talk about your paycheck out of concern for privacy, rather than wanting nobody to ever know what it looks like."

    "At the same time, there may be other specifics you intend to keep hidden, such as a particularly unwise financial decision. These examples help us see that privacy and secrecy can coexist, and there can be gray area in between. So, can we ever really separate them? Yes, and the person who knows best—whether something is private or secret—is you."

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and did you get yourself checked out? Because if your wife didn't even remotely recognize the smell (and yes, she knows the normal smell), there might be something wrong with you, too.

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An after-beer dump can be smelly as hell, though and 'abnormal'...

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    Sophie Dorothea Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be my favourite story in this thread, tbh. Dog was saved, man's dignity was saved; everyone wins.

    Mindghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this while eating and nearly spat out my spaghetti because i had to hold in the laughter. 😂

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure the dog has stomach cancer and not you?

    Lunar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this this guy should get himself checked too

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should never ever drink this much either. That implies pretty intense liver damage. Let's just say I'm happy for your dog, but terribly worried for you.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness he blamed it on the dog!🤣

    Snubzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all heroes wear caps... they wear diapers

    Melissa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he cleaned up after "the dog" and didn't leave the mess for his wife.

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    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares if your dog is ugly. Dogs can be amazing and also ugly at the same time. You can't become a neighbourhood menace just because someone thought your dog was ugly.

    S Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are either cute cute or ugly cute. No other possibilities that don't involve cute.

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No dogs are ugly... the crested dogs are walking the line tho

    JoAnna Bova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A well bred naked crested looks like a pony....I love cresteds

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    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a good idea to improve relations with neighbors, indeed, to confirm them in their opinion that the dog is ugly. And maybe the owner too.

    BisexualSquirrel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Boston terrier I adopted and a very sweet poodle mix who is not “conventionally” beautiful (but I disagree). The Boston terrier always gets comments on how cute he is, but in reality he is a terrorist (who I love dearly). My beautiful poodle is a sweetheart and so smart, I make sure to tell her how beautiful she is 800x per day.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a good boy!!! Sounds like something I'd do!

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what though, that petty behaviour ruins other people’s peaceful evening too not just those you target. So in reality it’s quite selfish… I’m sure your dog doesn’t care at all.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there i no such thing as an ugly dog. the 'ugliest' are the cutest and nicest.

    SR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the mean neighbors who are very ugly on the inside.

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    Emory White
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see my future squeaking before me

    God
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog probably is ugly, i don't think that means you have to ruin their time outside. Kind of a d**k move

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wholesomehole for the win.

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's teacher had published two songs some years ago. The class discovered it and played them non-stop for a couple of months, and he earned about €2.50

    G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s that in usd? I’m too lazy to look up, plus I’m kinda dumb…

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    Jo Davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my content writers recently had her first book published. I am not into the genre, but I read it with pride knowing that she had accomplished her dream of being published.

    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My band teacher is bad at technology and somewhat old (late forties I think) and he is in a band w some friends. At the beginning of class he got all exited and said before we do the roll I wanna show you guys something! So he pulls something up on his computer and plays us his latest song. And he pauses tk and goes, this part took me so long to figure out the editing for. He was smiling the whole time and it was so cute he was so proud and exited to show us.

    Christine Stossel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat old?! : P No, I get it. It's so good that you appreciate his excitement--he's learning every day, just like you, and I'm sure he learns a lot FROM you. And if there's anybody he wants to share his music with, it's his students, who probably inspire him every day to challenge himself. What a great post!

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    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cmon, we need the spotify link!

    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a headteacher? Never heard of this so guessing it should have a space between the two words but still unaware of what it is.

    Gin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headteacher is a UK title, so no, there is no space. Head of the school (old title would be headmaster or headmistress). I don't know if all of them are, but many of these are clearly UK confessions.

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    Melvetta Bowles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I been trying to get started on my dream. It's never too late. 🍗 KFC was in his late seventy when started selling chicken was only .75$

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And unfortunately since this is a secret none of us can give it a spin. Kind of a bummer.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have replied with "What exactly are you going to tell her? I need to know, tell me now or I'll go to her right away."

    Andreas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it "cut (me) off"?

    Dilly Millandry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK it is quite usual to say 'cut me up' when referring to being made to brake sharply on a road.

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    Caitlyn
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    3 years ago

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    During his research, Slepian discovered that the more immoral we consider a personal experience or action, the more it feels like a secret, rather than something that is merely private.

    He also found that the more we think others would find the information relevant to their own lives, the more something unsaid feels like secrecy instead of privacy.

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    Nor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless your heart for thinking of the aged

    Madster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 is a lot. I feel like the company might notice after a while..

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed the online shopping department for a high end grocery store. I made sure everyone got as many discounts as they could. Especially during the pandemic and I knew they had kids, we're older or had been affected income-wise.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't get caught because that company will gladly sue you.

    Kise Miarse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is lovely - although I do think OP needs to be more strategic/sneaky about it. Can't keep helping people out if the company catches on and fires you.

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    Nat of Clan P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I get why you did this. My mum died 13 years ago and my dad this year. I miss them both terribly every.single.day.

    Bertha Madott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crying as I read this. My mom died last year and I regularly go to a linen store and spend too much money....because the owner's name is the same as Mom's.

    Silre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm following an account on Twitter simply because he has the same name as my husband who died 7 years ago.

    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's really something. I lost my mom 6 years ago this January and I never thought about doing something like that. I can certainly see how just seeing a message from "mom" would be a feel good moment.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else got my mom's number on my messenger app, and one day I got the notification that "Mom is now on MessengerApp". That really shook me up. I still had her saved in my phone book.

    Jakub Luberda - pisze
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named the main character in a detective novel I am writin after my mom who passed away in march this year. She loved mystery books tho she would get nightmares from them. Now she can have badass adventures and I get to see her name every time I am editing. I udually write hirror and find glee in it, so it is unusual for me to find glee in writing happy scenes for her.

    Bina Wei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish i could do this but my (real) last name is Hungarian and both that and her maiden surname are unique enough. And whilst her name is semi common, it's not super common. Oh, also I have ptsd from the death so it 50/50 chance even if I did it would trigger me. Fun times. (To the fun part: /s)

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet that person AND your mum are all the happier for it too.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So hey, I've realized that basic cable is very cheap"...."wait dammit..too many five letter words" lol

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    SheilaWeila
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband was stuck on the bottom right word in Quordle. I said, yeah, "that one is rough!" It took him a few minutes. lol

    Madster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit patronising but..ok

    suzemagoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should stop for a while and observe what happens. She may be winning on her own and he just assumed it helped.

    Audrey Rasmussen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it helped and she got better at it too so he wouldn't know

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    Mine Truly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much more wholesome than the ball sack confession.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dddaaaawwwwww... Just never tell her, ok? It's not necessarily bad, but it will crush her self confidence.

    M. William Bell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to this with my wife when she struggled to get it, but I made the mistake of telling her that I was dropping hints. Now when she's struggling she is paying attention to EVERY word I say whenever we discuss the Wordle and I think it's making her worse off because now that I know she's looking for the word I can't be as obvious. I hope the OP never tells her.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord, so many people who go automatically to the "dark ant controlling" place with spouses, especially men. Can it just be a sweet assist he's giving her, something so he can feel he's involved and helping her with her day?? Just hate the world we're living in anymore. Sick of it all. I want out. Yes, I'm a woman, before I'm attacked for being one of the manipulative males.

    tor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is ok honestly. It's not "sweet" it's patronizing and controlling n fn weird. I said what I said

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how??? how is it controlling he’s just helping his wife for fun cuz he loves for

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    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is these little things that get you. I've been there. Sympathies, my friend.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dammit. That one stings. It's all of those daily reminders of what we lost, not the big things, but the stupid things we used to take for granted. I wish it got easier, but time will dull that ache after a while. That's the best I can offer you

    E.T. Blackfyre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer this year, and this hit hard.

    Claudia Gotthardt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sympathy of a random stranger can mean anything, my thoughts and heartfelt best wishes are with you.

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so sorry for your loss.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for your loss. Just fill that kettle up anyway! ❤ In some cultures, this lets those who have passed know we're thinking of them.

    Timothy Patel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the little things, and, strangely, you will miss the little annoyances the most.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Here in America most husbands serve their cancer stricken wives with divorce papers. It's so common chemo places have pamphlets about preparing for divorce. When my mom started chemo they handed a couple to her, but I handed them back. Not an issue she had. My point is, it's nice seeing actual love and affection still exists out there.

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my friend of 45 years earlier in 2022. I miss the times we would talk about old movies.

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    He learned this from a study involving 1,000 participants in committed relationships. "I asked the participants to think about something they had not disclosed to their romantic partner," the psychologist said.

    "This was easy for them to do. We all have many such things, ranging from the consequential to the mundane. Some of the things people hadn't disclosed were acts they considered highly immoral, like cheating on their partner and misrepresenting their past. The participants said that these felt very much like secrets. But other things did not seem immoral. For example, one participant told me he quite enjoys having the apartment to himself, and doesn’t mind when his partner is away for the weekend. In fact, it makes him quite happy."

    "Another participant told me that her partner doesn’t know how much she spends on yarn. These things didn’t feel like they mattered all that much, and so not mentioning them didn’t feel like keeping secrets," Slepian noted.

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    mummy pig
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U can't always be 🤣🤣🤣 here on bp.. some times bp makes you 🥺🥺🥺

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    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. Had a woman in the apartment complex with two Pomeranians (Monster and Cinnabon.) They are cute as heck and funny to boot (Monster always has a chew toy on walks. He walks a few steps, gives the toy a good shake, walks a few steps, repeats shake. I think it's his way of saying "Don't come near me or I'll mess you up like this!") I didn't see the three of them for a month...was worried. Finally saw them and she told me she had a business trip and "the kids" stayed with her parents.

    Alaina Bleakley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! There's an old couple that walks in my neighborhood and whenever I see the wife walking without her husband I think "oh no wheres ____?!"

    A. Embleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a restaurant that the majority of the customers are elderly.... my bosses have been known to go knock on doors or call family members when regulars doesn't come in. So much so they most of them tell the bosses when they are going away or having surgery, Mal even had his son come in after he slipped and broke his leg.... Mal Jr.: Dad said I had to come in and let you know he won't be in while he's healing, HD said I had to come ASAP or you'd be banging on his door? Lady Boss: lol yes yes we would have thank you

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last job was in fast food drive-thru and esp during quarantine we got to know a lot of the elderly who come through. The ones that come as couples then only one comes through are the saddest but when one who comes through every day for a coffee and a conversation stops coming through we all would talk about it and keep an eye out. I only wish I'd known last names to check up on a few. Even if we don't "know" you, someone notices and misses you.

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    Shannon Leta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a man who sits in the park with dreads that my husband and I always see in the same spot without fail. No matter how early or late we drive by, he's sitting there on his bucket. One day we didn't see him and he had just moved to another part of the park. In our minds, this guy is chock full of wisdom and life experiences and he is our friend lol

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a few dog walkers in my neighborhood I'm always concerned when I don't see them or worse when they walk without the dogs...

    Jo Maude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a homeless man i feel the same about

    Chase Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's most impressive that he's been in his late fifties for over ten years! My wife said it's because he's always running. Health and/or special relativity, I assume.

    Brian bell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This restores a bit of my hope for humanity.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you can get paid to appear in a police line up? That doesn't seem right. What if you get picked out as the suspect?

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does seem shady.. I don't know how it really works, but if they only have one or two suspects and the person picking them out picks an actual suspect out of a whole line of random people maybe it helps to confirm that the chooser isn't just choosing someone random?

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A healthy marijuana market means full employment for the police. So you did pay them back.

    Jeff DeTore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe before it was legal. Now I can be pulled over doing 80 in a 65 and roll my window down and smile as we both smell the weed in my car. Knowing full well that there's nothing the officer or trooper can do about it. What? Nothing. That's what I thought. Yup. Weed in here. Do I look high, no? Then buh bye. Not sure how weed keeps cops employed seeing how in my state it's 100% legal... But sure, if you say so!!

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turnabout is fair play, afterall.

    Laurie Livingston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣😂🤣It's been found to help older minds-- I think it has😃

    Eliza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine you'd have crapped your pants if the victim selected you...

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I'll never stop wondering what franchise that was and whether I've seen ET Ballsack.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously,were all gonna be peering at wrinkly alien skin wondering from now on.,

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    Jaya
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really want to know which one it is. Which alien, not which ball, lol

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attack of the Scrotoids. ;-)

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MIB2. He was the model for the Balls Chinian

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Earth has a moon, excluding gas giants, because they're werd.

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    elmortero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually next level genius. I do wonder now if you also had to create a black hole, as I might have an idea to pitch

    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question: what popular sci-fi franchise has under 1 million viewers?

    Happy_Pandalover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was talking about a marketing campaign for the franchise, not the actual movie or episode. I guess almost 1 million people saw the campaign.

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    Jan Rosier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting very curious now. What franchise and what alien?

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the Testiculon franchise. Worth a play

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    Gardener of Weeden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a lot of times my to do list is things I have done. instead of a never ending list of demands... I am faced with a list of satisfaction ( and I can see I have actually accomplished a lot)

    boredkitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too, done list instead of to do list

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    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a team do this as part of malevolent compliance. We were told that our bonuses would be pegged to the number of tasks we completed in JIRA boards. And that we should only be working on tasks on the board. You would not believe how many tasks were getting added to that board. But we couldn't just put random tasks, or that would cause issues, so we would also waste time trying to come up with fancy names for stupid tasks. "Refill hydration containment units" (refilled my water bottle). "Meeting in regards to increasing team energy" (meet up in kitchen to chat about food). "Team cohesion meeting" was a pretty good one to cover most nonsense.

    LeeAnne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too. Makes me feel good.

    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it's not just me who is doing that!

    Oberain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this for guys I supervise. I add stuff they did already to their work lists just to make them look good

    Zheraa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so kind. I'd like to have you as my supervisor.

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, whatever keeps you motivated.

    RyanRyanRyan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make sure to add it to the top of the list.

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a strategy I can get behind.

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    Slepian said people are often wondering if they're more secretive than the average person.

    "When we start talking about tendencies for secrecy, we bump right up into personality psychology," he said. "A common way of measuring personality is to ask about five broad traits: Openness (open to new experiences and to things being complicated), Conscientiousness (organized, disciplined), Extraversion (enthusiastic, social), Agreeableness (polite, eager to please), and Neuroticism (the less polite word for high negative emotion; many prefer to call this “low emotional stability” instead)."

    (If you ever need to remember this information straight away just remember the acronym OCEAN.)

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    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who doesn't answer the door at all unless I know who it is and I'm expecting them? Tbf I have chronic migraines and I'm not getting up for random door knocks when I'm in pain or medicated.

    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, me too! Though I had CCTV cameras installed so I can see who is at my door! This was before Ring doorbells were a thing but whatever I have to use I'm making sure it's the person I'm expecting before opening the door! I get cluster headaches.... evil things so I can sympathise!

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    Mary Jeffries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I answer holding my 80 pound dog. Gets those damn security system guys to F off. He’s barking his head off and they’re telling me my house isn’t that safe. Nah, we’re good.

    Gin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog always dashes to the door and leaps up at it. Makes it rattle in the frame! He has a beautifully deep bark too and sounds enormous and scary. In truth he's only a terrier who would be very easily bribed by some meat!

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I’m from you have no choice but to show up unannounced. We don’t have decent cell service & many don’t have land lines. When you arrive at one’s property, you let out a loud yell that sounds like “whoo-eeee” & wait for a reply. If no one comes out or responds after the 3rd or 4th call, you don’t approach their entrance. I know it sounds weird and I’ve no idea how it started, but it’s been like this as long as I can remember.

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a doorbell camera. I had the police come to my place once at about 4:30am. I told them I wasn't home and to come back later. Then I had time to prepare for being arrested. 😁 Tips: put on warm socks. Write phone numbers on your arm. Take everything out of your wallet except your ID and one credit card. No cash. Turn off your cell phone. Eat a good meal.

    Madster
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet was berating someone for stealing £10 from billionaires.

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    litutje
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I live in the Netherlands. We respect each others time. So if someone wants to come over. They call first to make Shure you have time and want them over

    Kookamunga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not certain this would work in Florida in July.

    Dip thong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never answer my door. You weren't invited and you're not welcome.

    K.A. Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't answer the door if I'm not expecting company.

    Elle Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is coming to your door unannounced?

    jennifer_34
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do friends really show up unannounced at your door??

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand this. I'd probably do the same.

    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you enjoy the puppy skeleton...

    Wintermute
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignore all the down votes. This is hilarious!

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    Jill Rhodry
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my daughter 5 years ago - I still have her last Christmas gifts from me wrapped in my closet. I expect I always will.

    Anon822209
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a jar of homemade blackberry jelly in my fridge with about an inch left in the bottom. My grandmother made it, and she died almost 7 years ago. I refuse to throw the jelly away.

    CJT MSG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a voicemail my brother left for me before he unexpectedly died on 7/7/2015. I still haven't been able to listen to it seven-plus years later. And it's him apologizing to me for something he thought he'd done wrong.

    Alaskatgal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this really hits home! My sister passed twenty years ago. She left wrapped Christmas gifts for each of us, so mom placed them under the tree. I never opened mine. Have moved several times over the years and that wrapped gift is packed and unpacked each time. Still can’t bring myself to open it…

    Marisol L. Banks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had Italian fig cookies in my freezer since 2007. They were the last fig cookies my mom baked before she died of stomach cancer. They’ve made the move to four different houses since then, to include a move to Virginia and back to Louisiana. I still miss my mom so much.

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should watch Guardians of the Galaxy. Might change your mind about opening it.

    Andrew Betts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what you feel is right. Just remember: opened or unopened, she loved you.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second to last word is probably a spelling mistakes, but it works quite well as it is.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife wasn't the only one who wanted him.

    Marleinah Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have any bored pandas seen or even heard of the show "Who The BLEEP Did I Marry??"

    Linn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope & that is why we get a kick out of reading it here!!! ;-}

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to guess that he really like it or like it's shorter, easier to pronounce, she's got one of those famous family names....didn't see that one coming. Lol

    a_smol_berry
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last name is Dickson, I’m just trying to escape it. EDIT: Love my boyfriends last name tho, Hutchins, it’s like my favorite thing to say.

    Nash Nopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... and this is how u ruined ur marriage ....

    Wood Carver
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your spouse.... should know Everything especially about something like that before they tie themselves to you

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    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something the wife deserves to know. I understand husband is likely trying to change/turn his life around, and kudos that he seemingly has, but this is the kinda thing spouses should know about each other.

    Knitting Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will eventually find out, one way or another.

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, finally an actual deep, dark secret. Also, this won't work forever. Just, FYI.

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be surprised how long though. Also, it might just be something simple and the poster is exaggerating.

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    B B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because your finger prints and DNA an still in the system. They still know its you with a different name why they take above details

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what OP means is that, OP is trying to hide from other criminals not the law officers.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be seriously satisfying if someone filmed this. I'd email it to the prick everyday for as long as I needed to feel vindicated (or until the baastard had a mental breakdown - whichever came first).

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your thinking, I raise my glass to you

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    Mjskywalk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got bullied a lot in middle school. Shoved, stuff taken, the works. School didn’t do jack about it despite my numerous complaints. If I was an adult these incidents would be assault and theft. I wonder how people would take it if the cops showed up and said “Eh, boys will be boys” or “ Maybe he likes you” ( both things I heard after complaining about my bully to school admins).

    Amy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for you. I went through the exact same thing. Got suspended for a week in 8th grade for defending myself against a girl trying to beat the c**p out of me. She got suspended too, but it just made things worse when we came back.

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    Jordan Croff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are too sensitive these days and can't take a joke...I'm talking of course about the bully crybaby who had the police called on him. lol.

    Bina Wei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl had us all in the first half, haha

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a boss who fires people like that.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a time and a place for pranks, and it's never and nowhere.

    Donna Cheung
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bully asked for it. He did steal, so OP was totally entitled to call the police. Nothing satisfies more than humiliating a bully in public!

    Rigor Moreno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best move! Applaud for this one.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a prick. Good for you! My ex took my car without permission (like literally left while I was in the shower) because his was out of gas. UM, okay - how am I supposed to get to work? This was before Uber. So I called the cops and reported it stolen. They called me when they pulled him over to verify he was my husband. I told them I'd never heard of him. We were well on our way to divorce to begin with. F*ck that guy.

    Mole Rewey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds of the time I was a security guard at a railway station...(about 18 years old). My buddies were out partying (casino and whatnot) and on the way home they found a dead raccoon in the road so they came to my work and put it in my vehicle... I had told them to get rid of it before I call the cops and god damn if they didn't get there as I was picking up the phone and and dialing 9-1-

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    "My research finds that someone who is more secretive (whether having had many experiences from the list or just a few) tends to be less extraverted and less emotionally stable, but more conscientious," Slepian said.

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    Additionally, the profile of a person more likely to get involved in the kinds of situations that people keep secret is that of someone who is open, extraverted, and emotionally stable, but less agreeable and less conscientious.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This IMO has little to do with IQ. If you never learnt, you cannot do it. Good luck learning (says the woman who replaces the laces with elastics because she just can't be bothered).

    Gøøse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean "if you never learnt, you cannot do it"? Isn't that the opposite premise of learning a new skill?

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    Peryton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who quote their IQs don't realize that a) nobody cares and b) it is a flawed evaluative tool that has been debunked many times.

    LeeAnne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. There are new tests every so often and it's a very flawed testing.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned to properly tie my shoes at age 45. My step-dad taught me to tie my shoes when I was five, but I spent the next 40 years trying to figure out why they constantly came untied. I even asked several people over the decades if they tied their shoes differently, but we couldn’t see any differences in our techniques. It turns out that if a right-handed person teaches a left-handed child, and the left-handed child ends up doing the first part left-handed and the second part right-handed, that difference will be hard to spot, but it will make a terrible knot. Thank you, YouTube. Six years later and I’m still excited that my shoes stay tied all day long!

    Terri Owens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, now I don't feel so bad that my left-handed, 12 year old grandson is having a hard time learning how to tie his shoes. We'll try another method that works for left-handed folks.

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    DeoManus Argentem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't buy into IQ testing, but arguably the most intelligent kid at my high school (well booksmart) was the only person that wore velcro shoes (he wasn't physically challenged in any way). He also could never understand how to open the combination lock on his locker, so I'd always have to help him multiple times a day. We only became friends because we were the only two who chose Latin for our language credits, and since it was only two of us we got pretty close, even finishing Latin IV by mid-junior year (not because I'm particularly intelligent myself, but because we got exclusive attention), so started on Classical Greek for the remainder of HS... I was a fairly big dude (6'4" before graduating) so I like to think he avoided any potential bullying because I had his back. I know he went on to graduate Harvard Law (and definitely wasn't above lower-middle class financially, and not a legacy) - pray he's doing well! Great guy, just socially very awkward.

    AK to LV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only made it to Latin 3. I did a year of Ancient Homeric Greek, also. I don't know if that's Classical Greek or not.

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in education I have to explain to so many people that measured IQ and certificates do not transfer most of the time to common sense or life skills.

    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you, nothing to be ashamed off

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know how until I was in highschool.........

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is getting old now, and bending over to tie his shoes makes him dizzy. I would tie them for him whenever I could, but he wakes up and leaves for work hours before I’m awake. So he bought work boots that lace BUT also have a zipper on the side so he can put his foot up on a chair, slip into them (he pre-tied them), then zip them up instead of tie them. Fricking clever of him, I have to say.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm right up there with you. See, kinesthetic movement is very independent from technical intelligence. I was a "bright" kid but I was 7 before I could tie my own shoes. It took me a solid week to get it down. I learned to ride a bike faster. Sometimes that's just how it goes. Be more lenient with yourself.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Anyone who matters doesn't mind, and anyone who minds doesn't matter."

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    Paula Glasscoe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a lovely guy Rob Kenney on YouTube who makes videos “Dad, how do I?” as his father left when he was 12

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Do Trump next. Pleeease?!?

    C Potgieter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, you are teaching your children fat-bashing and discrimination based on appearance. Fat people are not not useless.

    Dragons Exist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a fat useless dragon: I feel targeted

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. You can't both grow up and be Boris Johnson. You have to choose one or the other.

    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found out as an adult that my dad stole all his bedtime story plots from classic sitcoms.

    EvilNob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to ask but who is Boris Johnson?

    Xan Maranya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recently replaced Prime Minster of U.K.

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    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect. Now do one about how a twiggy useless worm grew up to be Rishi Sunak >.>

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    Can't go for that
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. I posted a review some years ago about a company of which I am no longer employed, and referred to the experience as, "it's like working in a concentration camp".....among other unflattering comments. They did make a few non-consequential changes, but ultimately shuttered all operations. Ooof. What a farce!

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone explain in a nutshell how you use 50+ different IP addresses? My question is basically could this person have done it from home, or did they have to go to a bunch of internet cafes?

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IP Spoofing. You can change the TCP packets sent by your machine to appear to be from a different IP address. In the United States this is perfectly legal, and there are legitimate reasons to do this. But in this case, they probably just used public Wifi, or web proxies. The issue with forced IP spoofing out of your network card, is that the server will attempt to respond to that fake IP address, and bi-directional communication will be broken. It's really only good to blast harmful packets without them being traced back to you. In IT it can also be used to blast a load balancer with requests to pretend to be from multiple sources (great for load testing)

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a good company to work for...and now with more money!

    A Random Anvil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A local off-price store encouraged us to do this to get more diverse products in stock. I understood the assignment.

    Ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to try this...

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    Aballi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaa! This reminds me, when I was in my late teens, a friend and I were walking through a mall. I noticed an older man sitting on a bench, giving me pervy up-and-down looks. I smiled shyly as I approached him, and then when I was right by the bench, let out a humungous fart. My friend and I dissolved into laughter. Definitely one of my finer moments.

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boys were so impressed by the sheer loudness!

    John Carr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a secondary school teacher who invigilated summer exams. He made the announcements starting the exam on the gyms PA system and then sat down. He let rip a massive fart but forgot to switch off the mic beforehand......it at least lightened the somber mood of the exam hall

    Lisa Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for giving me a much needed laugh.

    v
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read 100db as 100lb the first time through and it made it so much better.

    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 2 AM and my husband is sleeping next to me. He just woke up because I was laughing so hard at this that the whole bed was shaking!

    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something my dad might have done if he had a teaching degree instead of an architecture degree.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And never tell a woman that you don't like her perfume. She may not be wearing any.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you've just gotta quit now, move to another country, and change your name. Nbd.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pack light, stay off the main roads, and only use cash.

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was waiting for an elevator, along with a co-worker; her for UP, me for DOWN. Hers came first, loaded with people coming back from lunch. As the doors shut on her and the rest of the crowded elevator I asked "So, when are you due?" When I ran into her later that afternoon she was pissed; apparently everyone on the elevator went "Ah' and "congratulations", etc. About a month later she asked me "How did you know?" Well: "Almost every day since you started here you showed up for work hung-over. But I haven't seen you hung-over lately..."

    Lip Gloss Bitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING WAY TO HARD AT THIS 😂😂😂😂😂

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cashier at Home Depot once asked me how far along I was. I was so shocked I blurted out "5 months". LOL! I was in fact NOT pregnant. Just fat. :) That was also the last time I ever wore a peasant blouse.

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't assume til you can see the head.

    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, don't comment on a woman's stomach. Even if she tells you herself that she's pregnant, it is not a good idea.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a BIG OOF.

    Mine Truly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, my bf and I chatted briefly with a grandfather who was out with his young grandson... As we said goodbye to each other, the grandfather said to me, "take good care of your little one!" We had no child with us and said nothing about wanting or having children... That's when I realized I had finally become so fat, I looked pregnant.

    Mine Truly
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A minute later, I found a group of women about my age of I looked pregnant, with a stricken look on my face, and told them about the exchange. They of course gave me that "oh you don't look pregnant you look gorgeous!" affirmation that all proper women give to a member of their kind.

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    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. I had the same reaction when my son was diagnosed with autism. But yesterday, we were driving past a new development of houses near a pond. I pointed to it and asked him if he knew why it was a bad idea to build houses so close to a pond and he responded with "Tidal waves?" We laughed for about ten minutes before I said "mosquitos."

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All children are difficult. They're children for flip's sake. You can't expect so much from the useless buggers whether they're neurotypical or not

    Lisseett Hernandez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you- this is the sanest thing I’ve ever read before right now!?

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    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 14 year old son is nonverbal autistic. When we found he was having issues, before being formally diagnosed, neither my wife or I slept for a night or two. We just thought about "What would this mean for him growing up? What can we be doing to help him? What therapies will he need?" I guess all of the normal "sense of loss" and not knowing what to expect when you are dealing with something that just comes and hits you out of left field. He was formally diagnosed just after the age of two. He has been getting his therapies regularly ever since. He's still nonverbal, but he loves me, his mother and his sister to pieces. He has the absolute best laugh I've ever heard in my life. When he gives me a hug, he practically puts me in a headlock. He and his sister, are the two most amazing and beautiful things I've ever done in my life. I couldn't be prouder or possibly love them any greater than I do. My two little monsters!!!🥰😍

    Terri Owens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You Sir, have been gifted with the priceless joy of unique kids. Enjoy them!!!

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    Alsoomse Catori
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an autistic adult person. Thanks. That's what we need when we're kids. Just your time and patience and acceptance and some understanding. My kids are also autistic and they're awesome! We often info dump to each other, tis how we bond xD.

    Amy Watson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% agree! My son has a rare genetic disorder and birth injury that, among other things, meant he needed a feeding tube and hour long feeds every 3 hours, a month in the NICU, and 4-7 therapy and doctor's appointments a week. I spent his first two years exhausted and numb. At 4, he gives the world's best hugs, beats me at UNO about half the times we play, and his little voice piping "Good morning mommy- love you!" every day is a daily miracle that makes it all worth it.

    Mary Hunt Peret
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 18 year-old autistic son is one of the greatest joys of my life.

    Kate Malcom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this my mother, posting anonymously online?

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I needed to hear this today. 🫂

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had autistic students that soared above their peers in both scholastic achievement and social behavior. (In some cases I found out they were autistic only because their special ed teacher invited me to a parent conference.)

    J Kwon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is autistic. His father is in complete denial, which made the first few years very difficult--sometimes almost unbearable. But now that my son is six, I'm loving almost every day. He says the best things.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single word here is a wild ride!

    Notme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’d you go on holiday for £300? Swansea?

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol ikr?! must've been a very long time ago

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    Panda Parade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should not have experienced arousal from justified vengeance. But good for them.

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done!

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazed at a holiday for only 300...

    333
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So there's two garbage human beings in this story

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I get this point. But there's people like me who cannot afford to move house away from their parents, even at 31. And my sister is autistic, so my dad finds it would be wholly unfair to kick me out but not my older sister, just by virtue of that. Though, I am the one who does most of the cooking, cleaning, and I still work about 30 hours a week typically to pay for the internet, heat, electricity, etc.

    Rumina Io
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm nearly 33 and still live with mine. I have lived elsewhere and ended up boomeranging back because of bad circumstances. I like living with them. They're skilled and interesting people.

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    Peryton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad. I have my own house but love sleeping over and spending time with my folks with my husband, watching movies, playing darts, making popcorn, having chats, cooking together, and then in the morning having coffee. We are sometimes at their place 2 times a week.

    Deeelite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When our afult son moved out - i promptly painted his room lavendar with light green highlights to dissaude him from moving back in

    Tony Rozensky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no downside to an empty nest.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boundaries are a thing you can establish without doing this, but it's your life. I notice it says "discourage" not "prevent" though...

    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, right. They’ll just sleep on the couch lol

    Jane Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart (speaking as a Mom who had a 'boomerang' kid)

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhh, that's supposed to be a secret...

    Pandalea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a bit sad to me. Our four kids have made their own lives but we've kept our big- a*s five bedrooms house and the doors are always open to whoever wants to stay, whenever. Most times it's only saturday night so we can watch the kids and the parents can go out, but one of them, when he was still single, moved back for à few months while recovering from à burn-out. They're all responsible, self-reliant adultes, but if they need us we're there. Whatever they need.

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get them a new dog that you love! (This is clearly a joke, chill)

    Jiminy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not without asking first please.

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that - I had a full on breakdown after the death of my much loved, bouncy, carefree, barky and all round delightful furry mate, Buster 10 years ago. He went from being a lively chap needing at least 5 miles of walking a day to just about being able to make it to the garden - a really nasty form of Leukemia stripped his life in 2 months. I miss him to this day.

    Liam Walsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad. I bet he had a fantastic life with you.

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    ThatBiBookLover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that’s sad. Rip little doggo :( you were probably the goodest of boys/girls

    Hill Branda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year, the whole family spends Christmas at my Mom's, eight of us in one house---but I really don't care about seeing anyone except my Mom and her dog.

    Blue Mar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I should give mine Parents in law golden fish? Even that would do...

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    Lunar Rat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have PTSD if I had to socialise with Brexity Tories.

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brexity Tories sounds like some modern white girl name lmao

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a new girlfriend. One that at least shares some of your hobbies... Plenty of fish, you know.

    Kaseylulu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is really into RC cars. He only started getting into RC's a few years ago and he will be 50 next year. He has adhd so the hyper focus helps him building the cars and problem solving issues but mostly he just has fun doing it. I fully support him doing this because it's something he really enjoys and it makes him a happier person. I agree with you that not caring about what other people think about you is the key!

    Lunar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urgh, i rather spend time building Lego kits, model railways and do simple coding or gaming or whatever I like, than hanging out with people that I don't feel comfortable with.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pretty much choose Legos and model kits over pubs and clubs any given day anyway so kudos.

    Seedy Vine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP should date someone better.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she hanging out with Brexity Tories? 🤢 Well, other than that I see nothing wrong here.

    Jakub Luberda - pisze
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is PTSD. Political Truly Stupid Discussions.

    Zanshin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legos and coding are a lot more mentally stimulating and fun then going to the pub with a bunch of pissed wankers.

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    Brandt Peschke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the world of engineering we ll spend 5 hrs for a 5min fix

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent three and a half hours when I was little trying to figure out how to make my little brother’s nerf gun permanently jam the next time he fired it before realizing I could just break a thing connected to the trigger.

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    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sophomore year art teacher was having trouble storing printmaking blocks, and I casually suggested she could stack them. She had been trying to think of a solution with another art teacher, and apparently, neither of them had ever considered it.

    Mary Dodd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the story during the space race. The Americans paid a stupid amount of money to design a pen that would write in zero gravity. The Russians just used a pencil. lol

    Rumina Io
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That story is supposed to be a "gotcha haha silly Americans" one but the reason they spent the money on the pen is that pencil lead is graphite which is highly conductive. Tiny amounts of graphite from pencil use floating around in a cabin is a HUGE fire risk in space.

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    Peryton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty hilarious

    Curran Evans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the way to CNC commitment! Awesome!!!

    A Random Anvil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had machined a set of chopsticks before. Seriously, I could have just ordered some online. It was fun though and I still have them.

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    Snacking on cats
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made for a cute story and memory though.

    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the misheard lyrics, this is a very sweet one.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in good company! There are several books out there with lists of Mondegreens (mis-heard lyrics).

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    Ian Dennison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of people in NZ name their child Maxine after a song in the 80s by Sharon ONeill. Not a lot realise it's a song about a dead prostitute in kings cross in australia.

    Pandalea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Engie is the name of our utilities (gas and electricity) provider here in France.

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she’ll grow up and be Violet the pilot

    Philenzortia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a girl named "Engie" because her parents love The Rolling Stones song "Angie", and that's the way they understood the lyrics.

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderwall is playing on the radio right now... (P.S. Thank you for not naming her Wonderwall.)

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I used to think Liam was singing "...faster than a cannibal...".

    Richard Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for the best. What little girl would want to go into the world named Pilot?

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good! I had a non-stick pan that I was very protective of. My mother knew she couldn't use it, and never did. Then she had a friend stay over who offered to cook, and used My Pan, and utterly ruined it. She didn't even offer to buy a new one because in her mind it was still good. My mom got me a new pan, but I'm still hurt.

    Marilyn Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Chinese cleaver and one time my BIL came over and “helped” by hacking the ribs I was going to prepare when they were frozen with my beloved cleaver, putting a big dent in the blade. Now when I use it for things like rutabaga, it makes me mad, and puts a wavy line in the cut pieces, that also makes me mad. Yet I can’t replace it because it still functions, sort of.

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    MongoMarcia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Teflon ones came out decades ago my FIL scrubbed the coating off thinking it was dirt.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some baking sheets I hide in an “unused” cabinet in the kitchen. We have two of those tall skinny slide-out cabinets for such pans in the kitchen. We only officially use the one next to the oven, and the other had been kept empty—-until my husband burned up my baking sheets using them on the f*****g barbecue! So I bought new ones and hid them in the “unused” cabinet. When I bake, I wash and dry them when I’m done, and put them back in their hiding place before my husband sees them. Don’t worry, he still has those blackened pans for his own use.

    Brazen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same thing. The ones he uses are in the cabinet with the pots and pans, and the good baking sheets are in the drawer under the oven with my pizza stones and paddle because he never goes in there. lol

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    ADHORTATOR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife is ruining my kitchen knives...I can feel your pain

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep a couple on the side, hidden. You can even put a piece of tape on the handle that says 'please don't use', in case they are found - or wrap them in something so they are inconspicuous.

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just use cast iron. Can't hurt 'em. Nothing sticks to them, not after years of use.

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it's easy to ruin the seasoning. Can be reseasoned, but it's a hassle.

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    Seedy Vine
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a rule in my household that whomever scratches a pan has to buy a new one the next day. Pans are immaculate.

    Danielle Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I approve of this deceit. My boyfriend cleaned my new teflon pancake pan with wire wool 10 years ago and is not forgiven.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spousal unit is not allowed to clean my cast iron pan because I caught him 1) using soap, 2) scrapping it with steel wool, and 3) leaving it to soak overnight.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this in my soul. I allow NO ONE to use my kitchen or the utensils therein.

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    patricia patricia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if the father wanted to do something about his "lost" son, he should have done it himself while he was alive.

    Carole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I get that. Personally I wouldn't want to reunite with any lost siblings, not even if they came looking for me.

    Pan dulce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had one get in touch when Dad died. Called me "Little Sister". It felt more demeaning than affectionate as we all knew about eachother but never spoke of or reached out while he was alive. She then proceeds to ask for money from the sale of dad's house. Even went so far as to call the listing realtor. I asked her, several times, if thats really the way she wanted to proceed. She said yes to which I replied by telling her that if she wanted to act like a creditor then I was going to treat her like creditor & proceeded to tell her to f**k off.

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... is it bad? My mother didn't know her sister until she was in her 50s, and she's still finding relatives across the country that have spread out. She made the move to find all the children my grandfather had with different people, but it doesn't feel like any of them have done the same in return. If people only want to be in on the family because they know there's money to be had, then I don't really consider that family.

    Debbie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you found out that your partner is your sibling...

    Imanuella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story. Something like this happened in my town. At the wedding day nonetheless. The mother of the groom left his dad for another man and had the bride. Never saw her old family after she left them. Until the wedding day.

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    Carole G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs more baggage probably got enough of your own...just say'in.

    Enea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. My mother was contacted by a long-lost sibling when she was in her early 40s. Thing is, the person is a complete stranger with whom you don't share any memories. They don't really connect, and for years my mother felt guilty for not really liking her sister, and the sister felt the same, but felt obliged to keep contact since she was the one who had 'discovered' her sibling.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been subjected to more than my fair share of Father shenanigans I don't blame you.

    Jakub Luberda - pisze
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the lost sibling turning out to be an ahole, bent on screwing you over, because you are a stranger to him and there is all this money to gain.

    Matias Marczak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say if that's a bad thing or just neutral

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    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next time: put a child in "fake" command (steering wheel), and take a picture of the people faces

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skeleton. Put a skeleton behind the wheel.

    Sunny Day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that feature in my car and have never dared to try it.

    Joshua Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet: put both hands up to your temples and stare at the dashboard with an expression of furious intensity while the car parks. Psychokinetic parking.

    Marilyn Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us old people know how to parallel park no problem. I used to have a big old boat car - a Chevy Caprice Classic - and I could get that thing in anywhere.

    Natalia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of magic is this? A self parking car?!

    Aqsa Azam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that must be convenient. Tight spaces while driving freak me out. And my only concern whenever going to a new place is where will I park.

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    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast your mum is living her life

    Danielle Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for mum! Thank goodness you spotted her from outside and not...... in more graphic circumstances.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, the spousal unit and I decided to be adventurous and add a third. The lady we went to meet looked like his mother's twin. We noped on outta their post haste.

    Sarah Moeding
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! My husband's mom is a hottie, but omg, that would be such a nope.

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    TomCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I call good timing! A late mother in law would be very very bad.

    Carole G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww, all the way around...

    Linnoff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reason to move to a new town when you leave home, doesn't have to be far, but just that little buffer can be nice

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God bless her randy little heart.

    Stannous Flouride
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the woman's husband died after a long illness it had probably been a sadly long dry spell for her. If it was sudden, a quick non-romantic fling was a good panacea to reaffirm the gift of life.

    Andrea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might have been swinging for years together with her partner and was looking for a little comfort in her community. Nothing to it

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    Electra Complex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a bag of poo looks like weed to you, you might need to find a better dealer

    patricia patricia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of my granny's had a very big dog. The dog died, and she intended to bury it in a friend's field. So, she got a TV box, back then when TV sets were huge, put the dead dog inside and got a taxi. When they arrived, she got off to ring the bell and get some help to move the box, but the taxi driver just disappeared, thinking he had got a big prize... I wish I could have seen his face when he opened the box.

    Alli VanHuysen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar: My neighbors put out baggies for Halloween. My brother and I were so excited about getting a goody bag. These a-holes put out dog poop.

    V Martinez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The leftover 12 year old in me would have lit it on fire & threw it at their door. Lol!

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    Balso Steele
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheech: Man, what is in this s**t, man? - Chong: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it. - Cheech: What's Labrador? - Chong: It's dog s**t. - Cheech: What? - Chong: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. - Cheech: Yeah? - Chong: I had it on the table and the little m**********r ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know? - Cheech: You mean we're smokin' dog s**t, man? - Chong: Gets ya high, don't it? - Chong: I think it's even better than before, you know? - Cheech: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

    L Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the world did you not smell it beforehand

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me if was a big nose embedded deep inhale.

    Audrey Rasmussen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was that would be one of the most hilarious things to ever witness if you saw it

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    Xottel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was probably a chaotic neutral selling "s**t" to minors.

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, one would certainly hope it's a dog's.

    LinkTheHylian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the "good s**t" you were after.

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peng = very attractive for those like me who didn’t know what that meant lol

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I never thought The Penguin was much of a looker. The term must have originated among those Danny de Vito groupies.

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    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in the world did that woman want a photo with someone famous that she couldn't even recognize? 🤦‍♀️

    BG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in a world where people are famous for being famous

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody is famous in their own mind. ;-)

    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amongus: celebrity edition, who is not famous?

    Audrey Rasmussen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youre famous now, not really though... but if magically they saw it and realised they'd feel like a fool and probably would also treasure the picture because of that

    Marisol Foronda
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    3 years ago

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    Julie Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband (after a few drinks) did this once. A group of ladies held up a cellphone and asked for a picture. His response was, “Wow! I can’t believe you recognized me!”. And went and stood with the group of them for a selfie. He recanted, though, and then took a photo of their group. They thought it was funny, luckily.

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    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same when employer fake competitor for the job opportunity you apply for... "yes, three other people are in the pipe for the same job...", just to ensure you will not ask for too much money and/or advantage

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell people not to fall for this. See my other comment. And btw if you have to put a desired salary number in a job application, always put a low number (and never name your prev salary, it's not legal to require you to do so). Then disregard it once you have an actual offer and are negotiating salary. And of course, never ever be tempted or pressured into giving a number in final negotiations before they give you an offer with a number attached to it.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boss, I need more money. I've got at least three companies who are after me." You don't have to add that they're the butcher, the utility company, and the mortgage bank. It's simply the truth that you need more money!

    RyanRyanRyan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel a business coming on. Apply, we'll give you an offer letter. No real jobs available.

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually applied for a job I had no intention of taking but that was enough... when I told them about my how I was looking for a new job and my intention to leave after 30 years when we have mostly new staff who count on me for my historical knowledge, I got $10,254 more a year to stay.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, your company would gladly $crew you over for less. Take it and be happy.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When do large companies NOT bend their employees over the proverbial table? Take the money and run! ;)

    Anikulapo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did not suddenly become worth an extra 10k. Management suddenly remembered they were underpaying their employee, that’s all.

    Vanessa Panerosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER feel bad about negotiating your worth. Especially if you’re savvy enough to come up with something like this. Because guess what - Company loyalty is a myth. They do not care about you - just the $ you make for them.

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the DOT.COM days, all I had to do was go to work with a tie. By week's end, I'd have a $10K raise.

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they got a friend to set up the Ltd company, it's look very weird if someone actually checked it out, as Companies House website lists all directors and date it started trading

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there might be something wrong with the connection between my eyes and my brain. I've been seeing things from the corner of my eyes that aren't there and reading words that don't exist. Three times I read "A child kept licking my seat...". I'm beginning to wonder if this isn't just a weird glitch that will straighten itself out.

    NetworkMan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone tried turning you off and on again?

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