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Dicks By Mail: Anonymous Service Lets You Send A Bag Of Edible Dicks To Your Enemies
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Dicks By Mail: Anonymous Service Lets You Send A Bag Of Edible Dicks To Your Enemies

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If sending your enemies a load of horse poo is too extreme, you can now also send them a bag of sweet, tasty gummy dicks, along with a bold-type message encouraging them to go ahead and eat that bag of dicks.

This innovative, important and invaluable service is provided by dicksbymail.com. $15 plus shipping will earn you the right to send a bag of sugary dicks to the enemy (or friend) of your choice. The site also has a friendly reminder about their service: “It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.

More info: dicksbymail.com | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: laughingsquid)

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oogert
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people like my boss, friends, and grandmother would get a kick out of receiving this in the mail, but i could see how it might upset others

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AnnieLaurieBurke
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do I think? They are not going to be able to meet the demand when folks in the US realize they need to send these to members of Congress! That last one - the biggest d**k -- could be fought over by several members that deserve that appellation.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Immmmmpresive!! I thought it was VERY well done...especially the "I'm So Sorry" video...nice work!!

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the complainers, perhaps you should supervise your children better and not just let them on the internet there are parentel controls you can set up on your computer, I think this is too funny some friends would laugh others wouldnt, I obviously wouldn't send it to someone easily offended

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GlynisLailann
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Puts a new meaning when you say to some people "Go suck your own ...."

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MarcDiego
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think our products give consumers more bang for their buck. Check us out at www.JokesByMail.com

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Annie
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with Will and Petra. This isn't funny and on top of that, gross. The video, I wish I could unsee. And just get a life if you think-

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Annie
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That this is cool. It's childish, immature and pathetic. Go show off your sexual addiction somewhere else. I'm only 12.

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We provide the same services but 4 a hell of alot cheaper!Support college kids trying pay for beer+pot! http://mkt.com/mail-a-bag-of-d***s

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people like my boss, friends, and grandmother would get a kick out of receiving this in the mail, but i could see how it might upset others

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AnnieLaurieBurke
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do I think? They are not going to be able to meet the demand when folks in the US realize they need to send these to members of Congress! That last one - the biggest d**k -- could be fought over by several members that deserve that appellation.

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FranWincek
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Immmmmpresive!! I thought it was VERY well done...especially the "I'm So Sorry" video...nice work!!

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the complainers, perhaps you should supervise your children better and not just let them on the internet there are parentel controls you can set up on your computer, I think this is too funny some friends would laugh others wouldnt, I obviously wouldn't send it to someone easily offended

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GlynisLailann
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Puts a new meaning when you say to some people "Go suck your own ...."

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MarcDiego
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think our products give consumers more bang for their buck. Check us out at www.JokesByMail.com

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Annie
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with Will and Petra. This isn't funny and on top of that, gross. The video, I wish I could unsee. And just get a life if you think-

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Annie
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That this is cool. It's childish, immature and pathetic. Go show off your sexual addiction somewhere else. I'm only 12.

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We provide the same services but 4 a hell of alot cheaper!Support college kids trying pay for beer+pot! http://mkt.com/mail-a-bag-of-d***s

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