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The fingers on my two hands wouldn’t be enough to count how many times I’ve heard that Einstein was bad at school math. Or that bulls go into full-on rage mode when they see red.

Turns out, many of those are just urban myths disguised as common knowledge. So what other nonsense do we, my fellow human beings, all blatantly believe in? This thread on r/AskReddit may give us some answers as people share some of the most annoying myths we all are guilty of trusting in.

Have any annoying myth on your mind to add to this list? Hit us in the comment below!

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That certain animal 'parts' have healing/magical properties. Like tiger whiskers protect the wearer or rhino horn cures impotence and hangovers.

storm_in_a_teapot , Dave Stokes Report

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That vaccines cause autism, are made by the government to control you etc etc.

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Cassie Ward-Renshaw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have autism its not that bad!! Id rather annoy everyone by spouting random dinosaur facts all the time than die of a disease 😂

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Indra Servo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if (god forbid) it's true, so what? Do antivaxxer prefer their kid dead rather than became autist?

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Thomas Koopman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This, this is what works me up the most as an autistic person myself people rather their kids die than be like me

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Dark Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm autistic, and if this was true, then can I just say I'D MUCH RATHER BE AUTISTIC THAN DEAD OF F*****G MEASLES AT AGE 4!

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denzoren
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another case of misinformation being blown up by "celebrities" and the internet. Geez, vaccines are the reason most of us are disease free...take the vaccine!

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Michelle M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's humans for you. There was a time people believed that women shouldn't take the trains because it causes their uterus to fly out.

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Jon S.
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot be sure, but from my google sleuthing and previous forays into the realms of hysteria, I think this is itself a bit of a myth. They thought the womb was a mobile organ and might get dislodged by just about anything. The only source I have found for the claim about trains is from 1870 "[women are] likely to suffer from some form of uterine flexion or dislocation". And even in this case, I believe the doctor is talking about the problem of severe vibration on the unpadded benches of the trains, rather than speed.

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Linda HS
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey everybody! Remember. Some humans ARE that dumb, hence natural selection!🙃

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Karin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, sometimes I wonder if Anti-vaxers are indeed natural selection at work. Unfortunately, it's the medically compromised kid in their kid's class or the elderly person on the bus who has to bear the consequences.

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Angrywolf
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can all thank Allan Wakefield for that!, He had his own vaccine in the making and wanted to discredit the one we all using now, So he set up a test that made it look like young children got autistic from it so everyone would start using his new vaccine. Some sources:https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3136032/ And: https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(97)11096-0/fulltext

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and this one has real consequences, and respecting their dangerous stupidity is almost just as bad

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, the government does have a history of using vulnerable populations as medical guinea pigs. We like to think that we are past that and that they would never do such a thing today, but the only thing in place to prevent it are the same laws that the government routinely ignores whenever it is convenient for it to do so. So while there may not be any evidence that government using citizens as guinea pigs via medical treatment/vaccines is going on, it remains quite feasible (not necessarily likely, but feasible) that it does happen, is happening, and will continue to happen. Dismissing the idea out of hand is to ignore history and to ignore an ugly truth about the present.

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Except anti-vaxers aren't saying Don't vaccinate bc it's gov experimenting. They're saying Don't vaccinate bc we don't believe in SCIENCE. They don't just not trust gov (who in their right mind would!); they don't believe SCIENTISTS! Who, believe me I have known enough of them, are NOT getting rich from vaccines.

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Michael Sanders
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am not anyone to judge someone’s work and I don’t think one’s profession necessarily is an indicator of their intellect. I very much appreciate the work of both Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey, but can we also just consider that 2 of the biggest mouth pieces of this BS were a playmate and Ace Ventura?

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Doc Thissen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll never stop saying this: Two things that never get old: dark humor and kids that aren't vaccinated.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vaccines are the reason we got rid of many, many horrible diseases. That's why I'm thankful that I get the opportunity to get those shots and also for living in a country where all babies and kids (who are able to) get vaccinated and also most adults. The people around me (for example at work) who don't want to take the covid vaccine are from other countries where they have been abused and can't trust the government which is sad, scary and dangerous.

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Chaos&Roses
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually SANITATION was. Many diseases were eradicated before vaccines because of sanitation. Also many diseases have evolved due to vaccines and they are more dangerous than the actual virus ever was. Measles, whooping cough, polio. Research that in Google scholar or duck duck go or any browser that does not remove relevant information. Google won't allow illegal P2P downloading but they sponsor child porn through back doors.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a myth, just some idiotic bullshit believed by morons

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Chris Sprucefield
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not just "annoying" - it actually destroys life and cause death... Yes, this myth is this serious and needs shut down now.

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Luka Verheijen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just can't understand such redneck logic. Just like conspiracy theories, I'm like, how can you be so stupid?

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Alice Teasdale
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With two children who ROCK their high functioning autism, I'm still astonished that I've been told TO MY FACE that it's caused by vaccines. I counter that by saying it's because their dyslexic/autistic/adhd father attempted to read them "Fox in Sox" at around 3 days old and it fried their little impressionable brains. He was too busy minding the boys to read to our daughter when she came along so she only got the adhd. On another note, my now 16 yo extremely witty son (vaccinated, and with Autism) got excited when the new puppy came home from his jabs and said, "oh goody! Now he's autistic!"

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Phil Vaive
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never forgive Jim Carrey for his role in spreading this myth. People seem to have forgotten that he was right there alongside his girlfriend at the time, Jenny McCarthy, telling everyone that vaccines cause autism.

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Jenny Faulls-Gash
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm ...Vaccines are created predominantly by people with Autism,as hyperfocus is their super power

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A former friend is an antivaxxer. She has 4 kids, none of them has ever been vaccinated, of course (one of the many reasons we're no longer friends)... Well, her younger son was diagnosed with autism. I bit my tongue but I was laughing internally at the irony of the situation

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, she will probably blame 5G, or chemtrails, or whatever other boogeyman is currently trending ;)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an Autistic man I find the myths of the causes of Autism hilarious.

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Jen Berry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belief is far more of a threat than autism ever will be.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can chose to vaccinate or not but for those who chose not to vaccinate your kids and they die don’t come crying and screaming to the very doctor you claim you don’t trust. Can’t have it both ways cupcake .

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well i already have autism, got it before all vaccines o.O

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Randy Klefbeck
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The doctor who originally floated this idea and published in a medical journal, was found to have (pardon the pun) doctored his research. Medical community came out against him very quickly, after review and he is no longer allowed to practice medicine. The response to his bad research got ignored, and people (sorry another pun) allowed the first story to go viral without doing their own investigation. Such is the nature of gossip, internet blatherskite that people will not do homework on, and general conspiracy effluence. Clue; if it sounds too weird to be true, then it probably is. Clue #2; There is no, nor ever has been, any conspiracy that is so complete that it can eradicate all evidence of it's actual existence. There is more evidence that George H. W. Bush and some of the CIA had something to do with JFK's assassination, than a lot of conspiracy theories floating around now, that folks erroneously put stock in.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, maybe you should stop taking medical advice from a former Playboy Bunny (Jenny McCarthy) or Donald Trump.

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Pamela Scott
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The study that claimed that the MMR caused autism was carried out by a scientist who had made a MMR vaccine that did not have mercury in it. His study looked at such a small sample it wasn't even enough to prove anything. He paid to get it ran in several magazines though hoping to cause a stir and have his vaccine replace the current one. No other studies have come to the conclusion he did either so he most likely altered the data but people believe it anyway.

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April Pickett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know they save lives. Polio, measles, mumps, Diptheria, covid, and the list goes on.

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Sarah Tate
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will seriously never understand people who continue to believe that vaccines cause autism or are somehow dangerous. I guess they are mostly the same people who still believe that Trump won the election. In other words, idiots.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have autism, a lot of us can be considered pretty normal :) though "normal" can be ambiguous, and there's nothing wrong with not fitting that box either.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it is all because of this a-hole: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield ...There's a lot to read in that, and if you didn't already know about him, be prepared to want to break stuff. Here's a taster: "Wakefield was struck off the UK medical register, due in part to his deliberate falsification of research published in The Lancet"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work with someone who really said that vaccines are a way for the government to control you

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Claire Elizabeth
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My aunt once said that vaccines cause autism. I wanted to punch her through the phone

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These myths are some of the most infuriating, and dangerous, myths.

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Yep. Polio. Eradicated In the late 1990s. Reintroduced by bill gates live vaccine in the mid 2000s and now rampant. Live vaccine, in a place without sanitation. Research it incase you need to know what that truly means. Don't talk about polio unless you read the actual science on it, not the media propaganda sold to everyone about his "humanitarian" acts. The fact remains he used a live virus because he didn't want the hassle of needles. Fkn cheapskate used a widely banned vaccine because the ones he used were free giveaways. Banned. By every country in the world because it's transmissible for month after in s**t piss and vomit. That s**t spread like wildfire through a population without sanitation. And everyone ignores it because it's India. So if you were gonna use "polio" as a vaxxers defense, be very fuckn careful....truth is there in Google scholar scientific articles, you know, the stuff that comes from men in lab coats, not tin hats.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Possibly the most devastating urban myth known to man in this current day and age. It’s heartbreaking how many peoples lives are going to be at risk because of this . A special place in hell for the dude who started this all

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one bothers me, my son has autism and that people think they'd rather risk their child dying than risk then being like my son makes me angry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Autism causes vaccines. Autistic people are over represented in research fields.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I hear people say that, I ask them how did I get vaccinated before I was born. They never seem to have an answer for that.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son is Autistic and I don't know how many people, usually strangers, stop and lecture me on vaccines. Look the signs that my son was Autistic was pretty much there from birth we (doctors too) thought he was deaf from the beginning he failed all his hearing test till someone suggested Autism and yup that was it he is not deaf at all

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So fake... Vaccine give us the 5G!!! Wake up! Free Wifi! Take it!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget about being magnetized, or the chip -like srs who believes this hahaha

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David F
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After two months my Moderna Covid vaccine side effects went away, two months ! I'm really sensitive to medicine. I took Seroquel for ten years.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or make your injected arm magnetic because of the tracker!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do some real research on sites not blocking the Truth (anything google...) and you'd be surprised at the Truth

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read somewhere that the belief that vaccines cause autism comes from Charles Darwin (I believe), who made a faulty test that said that vaccines cause autism, picked and chose which pieces of evidence to believe, and published it without being peer reviewed.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Governments ARE stupidity! They revel in it! Why do you think they make it so difficult for children to get an education? Why they underfund schools, especially in poor neighbourhoods, under pay teachers, cut food programs for school children? Why it's so expensive to get post-secondary education? Not just USA under tRump; he didn't start it. He just made it worse. I live in Canada and it's nearly as bad. Tell me this isn't true in myriad other non-Scandanavian) countries. Keep 'em stupid gets them the next election!

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I think we can believe in the science of vaccines. But I refuse to believe that there are hearts in the men who peddle them. Bill gates is one of those heartless men. If people actually researched the live vaccine he used in India and the damage it's done, maybe we would be less trusting of those who have thier own agendas. Keep the downvotes coming you'll NEVER change my mind on the corruption of men destroying things that are meant for good.

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A scientist faked his research to conclude vaccines caused autism. Funny though, most liberals on this site will still believe EVERYTHING "scientists" claim.

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Yes so gullible and so are most of you. Some “antivaxxers” are germ theory deniers and some aren’t. It’s a fact that some vaccines have been disastrous (google the one that caused narcolepsy in the 70s). There is an adjuvant called Thimerosal that was put in vaccines for infants that they removed that is a mercury derivative. There is evidence that this caused neurological problems and there is evidence that big pharma did in fact cover it up. Fun fact. Thimerosal is still an adjuvant in the flu vaccine and that may be why they are linked to higher rates of dementia. I’m a medical professional and I do not blindly take vaccines. I do my own research. I read books instead of believing info from social media and the nightly news and I suggest you do too. Furthermore it’s upsetting that some of you have broken off relationships because your knee jerk reaction is antivaxxer = bad.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well there's a world of difference between a qualified medical professional doing genuine research and someone who thinks they know more than doctors because of a facebook post.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That gold fish can life in small fish bowls. Worst possible thing to do to them. They die so quickly because they are messy fish and ultimate swimming in toxic water. The need twice the water a regular fish needs to dilute the ammonia their food and waste create. Goldfish can grow up to 12-14 inches and live 10-15 years in a proper habitat! Just because your parents’ parent did this or you see them at the fair doesn’t mean it’s right. Same goes for most animals kept in small cages/tanks. If you aren’t going to do it right, then you should not own that pet. Do your research. End rant ha

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Not sure if this fits here exactly, but the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit being a frivolous case filed by a money hungry customer. That poor lady was a real victim who suffered legitimate injuries who only wanted her medical costs covered.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She suffered third degree burns to her upper thighs and lower lap! McD's even acknowledged that the coffee was dangerously hot.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Poor people are poor because they don't know how to manage their money

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That the customer is always right.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...In matters of TASTE." Yes ma'am that orange plaid looks wonderful on you! Let's wrap it up.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In You can "detox" your body from toxins and parasites by drinking certain teas or taking some weird medication.

Repeated diarrhea and frequent urination doesn't indicate toxins leaving your body, your liver and kidneys do the job. If your liver is not functioning or you have a kidney disorder, obviously you need help but it won't be teas that someone on Instagram is boasting about.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Many people still believe hymens are like plastic food seals that cover up the hole and get popped when you have sex for the first time, and if a girl doesn't bleed she's not a virgin.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole idea of “virginity” is made up BS to manipulate and control people. Particularly women.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Fish only have a 5 second memory. My fish are fed automatically on a timer and they know dinner time better than my goddamn cat.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to have a fish called Grimnos who chose what he was fed with. Crumb, Flake or pellets. We would line them up in front of his tank and he would swim to the one he wanted and stare at it until we picked it up, and he would swim to the top and wait. We tried giving him one he didn't choose once, and he refused to eat!

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That violence in the world is getting worse and worse. Actually, in relation to the world's population we live in the most non-violent era in history. The problem is that, while 500 years ago you might have not even heard all the news from within your city, we can now hear all the horrible news from all over the world (and we're also more people). But still, human interaction and conflict in general is much less violent than it used to be.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This. The news love to spread negative news because they think to made more audience that way. But looking around in less main stream media is obvious that we, as humans, are going in the right way. Still a lot of work to do but we should be glad to be born in these times.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That historically, corsets were extremely dangerous. That is false. “Tightlacing”, which is basically just what’s seen in the movies, where they make the corset as tight as they can, was not very common, and only used in the extremely upper class. Most people wore corsets completely safely, lacing down very little, if at all. Women climbed mountains, biked, did sports, and everything, in corsets.

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Stephanie Did It
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I think a comfortable corset would feel much nicer than a contemporary bra!

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That if you touch a baby bird, its mother will abandon it because of the smell. Birds actually have a very bad sense of smell.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, this ones good for children though. It stops them reaching out trying to 'play' with the bird, ultimately damaging them. Helps children show respect of animals. For adults though....

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That woman can hold their period like we can hold our pee. I am still pissed at that teacher...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just a bigoted comment and your teacher should have been fired for that.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In A lot of commonly believed stuff about the female reproductive system/anatomy, like vaginas getting loose if a woman has a lot of sex, or that having a lot of sex somehow drastically changes the look of a woman's labia.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like a lot of things this is a combination of lack of knowledge (deliberate or not) and the desire to keep women in their place.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In People with OCD just repeatedly wash their hands and like things clean and organized. This is how it presents in some people. There is so much more to this mental illness that people aren’t aware of that lead to people not getting diagnosed or help.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have full blown OCD but do have some compulsive behaviors. For example if I see my nails and enough has grown for me to bite (I'm a yucky nail biter) it will "scream" at me until I bite it off. Then I can continue my day as per normal. For my aunt, skew or crooked things "scream" at her until she fixes them, so she doesn't go to restaurants with purposely crooked art anymore. Human brains are weird.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Flushable wipes are flushable

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#17

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In You swallow 8 spiders a year in your sleep. The thing was created to see how easily fake news spread.

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#18

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Astrology: that your horoscope tells something about your personality

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"hihi sorry for crashing your car, but I'm an asparagus and it's in my blood" 🙄🙄🙄

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In The five second rule.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We all know it's not 5 seconds till it's too dirty to eat, it's really just 5 seconds before other people judge you for eating off the floor.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In You have to wait 24 hours before filing a missing person's report.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the opposite. If someone been missing over 48h then most of clues or evidences already dried out

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I have a black cat with white spots on her belly and people have made comments about never having a black cat because they are bad luck or evil. Dude, it’s a cat. Also, hear often comments regarding not breaking mirrors or sweeping over someone’s feet. Its 2021 we really still believe this?!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black cats are rarely adopted from shelters because of this stupid superstition.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That dairy cows just "make" milk.

Cows aren't any different than the rest of the mammals. They make milk when they have a baby. Humans just take the baby away after it's born.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fairly obvious, but their young still get looked after, and *spoiler alert* the cows end up as burgers and leather after they've finished their usefulness as dairy cows.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That carrots improve eyesight. It was actually British propaganda from World war II, I think to explain how they kept on shooting down German planes at night, in order to conceal their invention of a new type of radar I believe. More funny than annoying, I just want to say it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Cat's Eyes" Cunningham was the man behind the myth. His plane was equipped with airborne radar and they told the kids he was just eating his carrots and could see at night.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In The Great Wall of China is the only man-made structure visible from space. First of all, it's not, and second, other ones are.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Organic means no pesticides used. As I understand it, it means that no synthetic pesticides were used.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! I used to work with governmental regulation of pesticides, and can confirm that we do have pesticides approved for organic agriculture

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Not a myth per se, but the number of people who grossly misunderstand how evolution and natural selection works is crazy high.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

most people can not comprehend billions of years of evolution because we only live for 80ish years , billions of years is mind boggling to think of

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Ostriches bury their head in the sand when confronted. The fact that Ostrich legs and claws are powerful enough to kill any predator makes a mockery of the myth. In actual fact, they don't make nests but bury their eggs in warm soft soil. They then frequently turn the eggs over in the ground to stop them overheating giving the appearance that they are sticking their heads in the ground from a distance.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those buggers can and WILL kick the crap out of you if you give them the chance. They may look derpy but they are dangerous.

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#28

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In MSG - a lot of people still believe it's basically poison. It's no more harmful than regular salt.

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#29

That margarine is "one molecule away" from being plastic.

Firstly, "one molecule away" makes no sense. It is a meaningless phrase.

Secondly, being "one atom away" is also meaningless, because a change in atomical structure means the substances are different.

A molecule of H2O has two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. H2O is water.

H2O2 has two hydrogen atoms and two oxygen atoms. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.

But we don't caution against drinking water by saying that it's "one atom away" from being hydrogen peroxide, because that one atom completely changes the makeup of that substance. Water isn't "almost" peroxide or vice versa.

This is an oversimplification, obviously, but suffice it to say that you shouldn't take advice from someone who claims that margarine is "one molecule away" from being plastic. It's a complete misnomer.

I don't even like or eat margarine but this drives me up the freaking wall.

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#30

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Schizophrenia is the same thing as Multiple Personality Disorder

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or that every schizophrenia is same and we all hear voices, see s**t and wants to murder everyone. Ugh

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Scholars in the middle ages didn't believe the Earth was flat. The ancient Greeks knew that [stuff] was false. The myth of the flat earth was a post-Romanticism fancy in pop culture, not a serious scholarly movement.

That line from Men In Black has pissed me off ever since I learned the truth.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2021 - now it's once more "trendy" to believe in the flat Eart. Makes you look "rebellious" and "wild". What, you're gonna listen to those evil mainstream media?

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“We care about your privacy” AbsoluteBollocks™️

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That cutting your hair off makes it grow in thicker.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It just takes off the thin or split ends so the hair looks fuller and thicker.

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#34

We only use 10% of our brains. If you don't know what 100% is, then how do you determine what 10% is.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After reading most of these beliefs people have I' positive they are using only 10% of thir brain power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#35

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Cracking your knuckles makes them bigger/gives you arthritis.

This is an ongoing battle between myself and my older coworkers.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dr Donald Unger disproved this one by cracking the knuckles on one hand every day while never cracking the knuckles on the other for 50 years. He did not get arthritis.

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Shark fins / shark products are great for health

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shark fins don't add any flavour to the soup either, it's purely to show off wealth.

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That historical armor was basically useless, only increasing the chance of maybe deflecting a blow if you were lucky. You still see it in movies, shows and games where a knife or sword or arrow will go through armor like it's cardboard.

In reality armor was very useful. Very good armor, like a knight's suit of plate, made the wearer virtually invincible. The best plate could stop even early firearms. A knight in full plate and wielding a shield was pretty much the tank of the medieval battlefield. Doubly so if on horseback. Specialized weapons and a concerted effort was needed to defeat one, although typically no one would try to kill a knight since you can't ransom a corpse.

But even simple gambesons, which were made from layers of fabric, could resist a sword cut. High quality gambesons could resist all but the strongest cuts from specialized cutting swords.

Also: that swords were super heavy. A typical one-handed arming sword from the middle ages weighed around 3lbs, 4 max. A two-handed long sword could get up to 5lbs. Rapiers weighed around the same as other swords, which is contrary to popular belief.

Yes, swinging around a 3-4lb object would tire someone out, but the people doing so were generally more fit than the people reading this thread.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Piggybacking on this, the myth that the sword was the most important weapon on the medieval battlefield. Nope, your primary weapon was a sort of polearm - spear, lance if on horseback, halberd, pike, bardiche, naginata, you name it. The sword was actually the sidearm, the weapon you used after your spear broke or became ineffective (tight in melee, for example) or the one you took with you everywhere, even in context where you were unarmored. Sure, there are examples of fully armored knights fighting with two-handed swords, but that's sort of an edge case, because that usually requires a full plate harness and some specific circumstances to pull off and it's debatable wherever it doesn't straddle the border between sword and pole arm anyway, especially later examples, like the Zweihänder of the German Landsknechte, which was popular in the 16th century - those guys even had smaller swords (usually some type of messer) as sidearms to their swords...

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#38

Bulls get angry when they see the color red. It's not true..

Bulls are actually red-green colorblind. What actually triggers the bull's anger is the movement in front of them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you see mythbusters test the "bull in a china shop"? Calm, sensible, and didn't break a thing

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In If you lift your hands above your head while pregnant you will strangle the baby. I am sure it was started by smart women who didn’t want to do all the housework while pregnant and tired. I still hear it every now and again.

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#40

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In People think bats are blind. They aren’t.

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#41

The highest tax rate means your entire income is taxed at that rate

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE this one! It's used deliberately to reinforce the idea that the rich shouldnt be taxed somehow - yet it's usually perpetuated by people who are middle class at most (since a lot of the ultra rich either fully understand the tax system, or can employ people who do on their behalf). It's a mindset that leads to "you cant have a 75% tax rate because *when I'm earning more* you'll be taking more off me". Like the whole thing where people who were several tens of thousands of dollars off being affected were protesting because of some hyperthetical future pay rise they were going to someday maybe get.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That Napoleon was short. He was average height

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was about 5'7" in English measurement, 5'2" by French. Also he was affectionately dubbed The Little Colonel by his troops, likely because his bodyguards and some officers were taller. Another source says that when he was victorious in Italy, he was a young, inexperienced and relatively unknown officer so it was a derogatory moniker. Either way, the nickname stuck.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In that myth about how nasa invented ballpoint pens for space while the USSR just used pencils... basically completely untrue

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pencils would be terrible. They create dust when writing, more dust and shavings when sharpened, and then whole pieces of graphite can break off - all of which spells doom for the precision machinery.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In That Vikings wore horns on their helmets.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Undercover cops have to tell you they're cops.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got in trouble for charging an undercover cop coffee when I was working at Tim Hortons. I was told "You'll know them when you see them." No I won't and if I do they are not undercover or crappy at their job.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Einstein was bad at school math.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That one is interesting. Einstein went to school in Switzerland, where grades are opposite of other countries (in Germany i.e. 1 ist best, 6 is worst / Swiss 5 is best, 1 is worst). Einstein had a 4-5 in math, meaning the best to second best grade in swiss. It's just a Transmission error.

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#47

That you can spot-reduce fat. Far too many quacks on the internet talking about “toning” and “melting belly fat” with a hundred sit-ups a day.

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Caroline Nagel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sit-ups are bad for your back. No good physiotherapist would tell people to do sit-ups.

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50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Black belts have to register their fists as weapons... I can't believe I was dumb enough to fall for that.

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#49

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In Lightning never strikes the same place twice.

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#50

History is filled with this stuff, but I'm gonna go with general misconceptions due to an inability to read history in context.

Often if you read a funny and strange story where you go 'haha those dumb superstitious people in the past' in reality there isn't superstition behind it, there's politics and power. For example, if you hear of someone being excommunicated and declared a witch / heretic for some odd reason the truth is the given reason is just a made up excuse, and the real reason is political intrigue.

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