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Crows are the smartest birds in the animal kingdom who give zero ducks. Want proof? Just take a look at any of the funny photos below. Crows (and corvids, the family that includes crows, ravens, rooks, and magpies), like to pull the tails of birds and animals who are twice as big as them because they are not afraid. Some argue that this unusual bird behavior was developed to snatch food away - but the other theory is that these cool birds simply like to behave like major assholes.

Also, if you think there's nothing cooler than a bald eagle flying up high in the sky in all its terrifying glory - think again. Crows use majestic eagles as their chauffer boys and personal taxi drivers to take them where they need to go.

One of these intelligent animals even stole the dentures from a man who saved his life - first stealing the poor guy's heart, and then, his smile. Do you need more evidence of the incredible badassery of these smart animals?

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Crow Riding On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

Crow Riding On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

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Do You Have A Minute To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Edgar Allan Poe?

Do You Have A Minute To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Edgar Allan Poe?

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Dog Tail, Bird Bait

Dog Tail, Bird Bait

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Wrong Neighborhood Motherf*cker

Wrong Neighborhood Motherf*cker

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This crow is a thug, look he's even on house arrest, i peeped that ankle bracelet lol

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Kat Sommer-Derksen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's Canuck! He lives in Vancouver, BC and is very famous! Last year he stole some stuff from a crime scene. That may be one of the things he stole, that knife.

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Melanie Kirk
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He stole my friend's keys. His person found them in a gutter two days later... He also came in her car and tried opening her purse to steal stuff. I've also seen video of him on the skytrain and in a police car.

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Melanie Kirk
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is Canuck!!! He is awesome. Lives in Vancouver BC. Stole this knife from a crime scene. Seriously!

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N G
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a serious bad a*s crow, he even has a radio tag on his ankle

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Lord Beerus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of that thing in Dark Souls 3, the one that goes Pickle-pee pump-pa-rum. Please don't tell me I'm the only one 😆

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woodbehr
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey this is Canuck, he's got his own FB page, his antics are a hoot!

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Taylor Bentley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you know its a bad neighborhood when you see a crow with a bloody knife and a ankle monitor.

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Jacqueline Allan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do believe that this is Canuck from Vancouver BC. He was saved by a man & while still wild , he spends quite a bit of time with the man who saved him. That's why he is wearing a red band. It identifies him as being used to humans. I do believe the FB feed is Canuck & I.

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Mackenna Wilson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The above crow lives in Vancouver, BC and has a Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/pg/thecrowandI/

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Virgil Blue
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crows don't have to be badasses to be attracted to shiny objects. ;D

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"I'm Gonna Stand On Your Head Charlie." "Go For It."

"I'm Gonna Stand On Your Head Charlie." "Go For It."

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#8

There Is A Raven In Front Of My Kitchen. He Just Sits There, Stares At Me And Doesn't Give A F*ck

There Is A Raven In Front Of My Kitchen. He Just Sits There, Stares At Me And Doesn't Give A F*ck

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Sue Z Q
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door..."

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#9

Fly Still, I'm About To Land

Fly Still, I'm About To Land

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Man Saves Crow's Life, Crow Steals Man's Teeth. He Stole His Heart. Then, His Smile.

Man Saves Crow's Life, Crow Steals Man's Teeth. He Stole His Heart. Then, His Smile.

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#11

Crows Like To Pull Tails. Some Think It's To Distract Other Animals, Some Think It's For Fun

Crows Like To Pull Tails. Some Think It's To Distract Other Animals, Some Think It's For Fun

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you will note, they are not ever seen doing this in front of the eagle. They're smart enough to know better.

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#13

I'm A Simple Crow: I See A Bag Unattended - I Take It

I'm A Simple Crow: I See A Bag Unattended - I Take It

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Unattended baggage will be removed and may be destroyed."

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Don't Even Think About It

Don't Even Think About It

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Jesus Wäre
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I don't like you and you don't like me but it's live or die today"

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#15

Random Friendly Crow Appeared, Wanted To Take A Selfie, When "F*ck You Eye!"

Random Friendly Crow Appeared, Wanted To Take A Selfie, When "F*ck You Eye!"

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Crow Bothering Eagle

Crow Bothering Eagle

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do this all the time because they can get away with it. :D

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Crow Trying To Steal A Snack Straight From Dog's Mouth

Crow Trying To Steal A Snack Straight From Dog's Mouth

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Naah, I've watched the video and they are buddies roughhousing together. That 'snack' is a clothes pin they are play fighting over.

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#18

So Much Cooler Than You'll Ever Be

So Much Cooler Than You'll Ever Be

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Ducks Vs Ravens

Ducks Vs Ravens

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#20

This Jackdaw Pinching Hair From A Horse's Back

This Jackdaw Pinching Hair From A Horse's Back

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the nest needs some padding, you go to where the padding is located. :D

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#21

I Shared My Lunch With A Raven Today

I Shared My Lunch With A Raven Today

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#23

Cats Don't Belong In Trees According To This Crow And He's Going To Fix It

Cats Don't Belong In Trees According To This Crow And He's Going To Fix It

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cats thoughts in pic 1) is he gone? 2) he is right behind me, isn't he? 3) nope? where is he?!

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#24

And Don't Ever Set A Foot Here Again!

And Don't Ever Set A Foot Here Again!

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#25

Somebody's About To Eat Crow For Dinner

Somebody's About To Eat Crow For Dinner

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Jealous Of That Fur

Jealous Of That Fur

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#27

The New Chainsaw Massacre Has Found It's New Star

The New Chainsaw Massacre Has Found It's New Star

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Yesterday A Crow Tried To Steal My Picnic Blanket And I Didn't Really Say Anything

Yesterday A Crow Tried To Steal My Picnic Blanket And I Didn't Really Say Anything

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's the worst is when they squeegee your windshield and then demand money.

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A Crow Hitches A Ride On The Back Of A Vulture

A Crow Hitches A Ride On The Back Of A Vulture

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Riding The Eagle!

Riding The Eagle!

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#33

Australian Ravens And Eastern Osprey. Image Says It All

Australian Ravens And Eastern Osprey. Image Says It All

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The Bravest Crow In The World Or The Most Foolish

The Bravest Crow In The World Or The Most Foolish

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#36

He Really Has Balls

He Really Has Balls

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Aunt Messy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eagles - both Bald and Golden - are great at fishing. It's hilarious to watch them. There's a pond at the base of the Bennett Dam in BC that the staff stock with trout so they can go fishing on their lunch breaks. It's an eagle smorgasbord. They squabble like a bunch of teenaged girls over their catch, and the crows and ravens are right there, stealing their fish while they argue.

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Crow Picking On A Wiener

Crow Picking On A Wiener

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Crow Pulling The Tail Feather Of An Eagle To Distract It From The Fish It Is Eating

Crow Pulling The Tail Feather Of An Eagle To Distract It From The Fish It Is Eating

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#41

Seagull Vs. Crow

Seagull Vs. Crow

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#42

Cape Crow Riding A Tawny Eagle In The Kgalagadi

Cape Crow Riding A Tawny Eagle In The Kgalagadi

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#43

A Picture Of The Day I Was Teaching My Pet Raven Shiva How To Eat A Scorpion

A Picture Of The Day I Was Teaching My Pet Raven Shiva How To Eat A Scorpion

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Shauday Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did you teach it to eat a scorpion? did you just toss a scorpion at it and said, "figure it out." and The m***a effin did because it's a Raven and badass?

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This Crow Just Doing Some Shopping

This Crow Just Doing Some Shopping

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#45

Another Asshole Crow

Another Asshole Crow

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Ana Clemans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, not a a*****e crow at all......... it's the opportunity!

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Just Casually Waiting For A Steal

Just Casually Waiting For A Steal

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#47

Please, Be A Good Wolfie, Give Me Your Bone

Please, Be A Good Wolfie, Give Me Your Bone

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Harassing This Snowy Owl

Harassing This Snowy Owl

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Corvid Telling This Buzzard To Straighten Up And Fly Right

Corvid Telling This Buzzard To Straighten Up And Fly Right

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One Of Our Garden Crows Pulling The Tail Of A Squirrel

One Of Our Garden Crows Pulling The Tail Of A Squirrel

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Tammy Chapman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just see the payback for this. Squirrel gathers friends and finds crow's perch or nest and they just start pelting it with acorns and rocks.

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#51

Get Off My Back Idiot!

Get Off My Back Idiot!

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#55

That Coat Is A Fashion Crime!

That Coat Is A Fashion Crime!

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#57

Can't Say No To A Free Ride

Can't Say No To A Free Ride

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Just Keep Walking

Just Keep Walking

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scorpesh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me* just keep swimming, just keep swimming,..........* huh how much I love that

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Lets See What You Got There

Lets See What You Got There

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#61

Brave And Obnoxious Crow Pulling On Eagles Tail Feathers

Brave And Obnoxious Crow Pulling On Eagles Tail Feathers

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#62

First They Steal Your Food, Then They Steal Your Dog

First They Steal Your Food, Then They Steal Your Dog

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Not Scared At All

Not Scared At All

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Get Lost!

Get Lost!

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Bad Ass Crow

Bad Ass Crow

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Eachann Úlfhrafn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corvids [and many other birds] consume tobacco -- as in, they eat it -- to ward off parasites and kill intestinal worms. Had a crow we rescued, years ago, and he kept nickin' my husband's tobacco, straight from the pouch... or the end of the cig, before he'd get it lit XD

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Best Of Friends They Even Eat Together

Best Of Friends They Even Eat Together

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Party Crow Is In Tha House Tonite

Party Crow Is In Tha House Tonite

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On The Boss Head

On The Boss Head

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drive-by comment on this entire beautiful thread of corvid photos: we didn't newly need *proof* (despite enjoying examples) that corvids are clever-but-annoying a******s who don't give a damn, the "biggest badasses of the animal kingdom" -- the very fact that we ourselves [use the term] "crow" in victory is a reference in our language to the long well-known corvid habit of audibly gloating over such successes.

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припліли

припліли

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