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We’re all familiar with the saying that beggars can’t be choosers—if you desperately need or want something, then you should be willing to sit down and be humble. How often does that happen, though? Honestly? Not as often as it should. The world’s full of arrogant, privileged choosing beggars who think they’re royalty and throw a fit if someone can’t meet their unfair expectations.

The worst of the worst get shamed on r/ChoosingBeggars, a community of nearly 2.2 million people who call out people who are being way too picky when begging for things. If you’re ever in a situation where you’re unsure if what you’re doing is right or wrong, the ‘Choosing Beggars’ subreddit is your North Star on how not to behave.

Have a look through some of the most popular recent posts about choosing beggars, upvote the ones that infuriated you the most, and let us know if you’ve ever dealt with similar people in your lives, dear Pandas. Got the patience to stomach some more pretentious and privileged individuals? Check out Bored Panda’s most recent posts about r/ChoosingBeggars right here, here, and here.

#1

My Dad's A Photographer, This Is His Most Recent Client

My Dad's A Photographer, This Is His Most Recent Client

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Asking The Author Of The Book Where They Can Pirate It (I'm Not The Author, And The Book Is Not Coming From A Big-Time Publisher)

Asking The Author Of The Book Where They Can Pirate It (I'm Not The Author, And The Book Is Not Coming From A Big-Time Publisher)

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Many choosing beggars either want huge discounts for products that their hearts are set on or… they want things completely for free or exposure. Calling these people ‘cheap’ would do a disservice to just how impolite and demanding some of them truly are.

Rudeness and a false sense of entitlement are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to choosing beggars. You see, they think they’re special and that the entire world has to dance to their tune because… well… just because!

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Local BBQ Place With Free Beer Calls Out Specific Yelper For Being A Cb. Love The Food And The Attitude At This Place

Local BBQ Place With Free Beer Calls Out Specific Yelper For Being A Cb. Love The Food And The Attitude At This Place

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A representative of the London-based Freelancer Club explained to me in a previous interview about saying ‘no’ to unpaid work. The organization aims to put a stop to exploitative unpaid work and late payments in the freelance sector.

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“We are working hard to change the culture around working for exposure, experience, prestige, and the promise of paid work in the future by educating new and aspiring freelancers. We highlight the impact it has on their career, show them how valuable they are, and work on their self-worth,” the representative told Bored Panda earlier. “On the company side, we show them how paying freelancers fairly is better for their bottom line as well as their long-term reputation. In addition, we are pressuring the government to change legislation that will provide more legal protection for freelancers who are clearly being exploited for their talent.”

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The Cheek Of Some People....

The Cheek Of Some People....

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Nixxy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor artist. I hope the person who said that they were an idiot went to hell.

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#9

Potential Client Doesn’t Think I Can Do Math Apparently

Potential Client Doesn’t Think I Can Do Math Apparently

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Bernd Herbert
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how parents often cheap out on their babysitters. And by the way: "we want someone who isn't in just for the money!" What in the actual f**k? Those people need to be asked if they would to their job for half the money...

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Those people and companies that suggest to others that they should work for exposure instead of for money end up showing everyone how they view others and what they think they’re worth.

“Many see freelancers, particularly in the creative sector, as hobbyists and believe they can get away with ‘paying’ in exposure. They leverage their audience size, their brand name, or the allure of gaining recognition. This is why services in exchange for exposure is commonplace in glamourous sectors such as fashion, music, and film,” the rep from the Freelancer Club said.

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#10

This Was On One Of My Mom Pages, I Couldn't Believe It Was Local And That These Kind Of People Actually Exist, It Makes Me Sick To Think About

This Was On One Of My Mom Pages, I Couldn't Believe It Was Local And That These Kind Of People Actually Exist, It Makes Me Sick To Think About

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#11

Broke Boy

Broke Boy

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you know you're a jerk when you complain about others when they are being nice

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“From a freelancer point of view, they are often told that working for exposure is a rite of passage or an essential part of building a portfolio by their teachers, college professors, and peers. This has created a culture of exploitation that we must address at both ends. At Freelancer Club, we take a hardline and suggest freelancers say ‘no.’ The issue is that some ‘freelancers’ are individuals with a passion who will freely give their work away for exposure whilst professionals rely on payment to survive. This muddies the water.”

#13

How Are My Kids Supposed To Live Without Juice?!

How Are My Kids Supposed To Live Without Juice?!

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is great! this food bank probably made many families' Christmas! f*** that lady though she's a jerk

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#15

All These Teens Do Is Play Fortnite And Take Drugs! They Should Work For Me For Free!

All These Teens Do Is Play Fortnite And Take Drugs! They Should Work For Me For Free!

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah poor person, imagine not being able to use teenagers as slaves when your doing it out of the goodness of your heart, lol!

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#16

Everyday Troubles Of Freelancers

Everyday Troubles Of Freelancers

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#17

Owner Of Three Restaurants In The Suburbs Of Chicago Asks His Customers To Pay His Wait Staff A Better Wage

Owner Of Three Restaurants In The Suburbs Of Chicago Asks His Customers To Pay His Wait Staff A Better Wage

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#18

Hey Can I Steal Your Art For 7 Bucks ?

Hey Can I Steal Your Art For 7 Bucks ?

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#19

Instagram Model Asks For Private Booth, 10 Free Guests And Bottle Service In Exchange For One Social Media Post

Instagram Model Asks For Private Booth, 10 Free Guests And Bottle Service In Exchange For One Social Media Post

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Bernd Herbert
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me "I am an instagram model" sounds like "I'm a Madden Football Player"

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#20

Looks Like My Artist Has Had Enough

Looks Like My Artist Has Had Enough

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#21

My Favorite City To Visit Due By

My Favorite City To Visit Due By

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R L
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a man should refuse to date someone who spells so atrociously.

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#22

Let Me Not Ask For Permission To Have My Wedding Here (God’s Plan)

Let Me Not Ask For Permission To Have My Wedding Here (God’s Plan)

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Wistiti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The moment the owners really appreciated have someone that guards the gate.

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#23

How Many Likes For Free Shoes?

How Many Likes For Free Shoes?

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#24

This Gem From 2018 | Severely Lowballing A Wedding Caterer

This Gem From 2018 | Severely Lowballing A Wedding Caterer

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#25

Removing Plastic Drops $200 Off. Seems Legit

Removing Plastic Drops $200 Off. Seems Legit

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Yuki Li
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how 'what do you mean' is the automated response haha. Apt.

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#26

This Happened To My Mother Today. She (Out Of The Goodness Of Her Heart) Offered Our House To An Acquaintance Of Hers So He Could Make A Short Film. The Man Went Overboard And Asked Us To Give Him Access To The Whole House (And Basically Move Out) For A Week

This Happened To My Mother Today. She (Out Of The Goodness Of Her Heart) Offered Our House To An Acquaintance Of Hers So He Could Make A Short Film. The Man Went Overboard And Asked Us To Give Him Access To The Whole House (And Basically Move Out) For A Week

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#27

Oh The Hypocrisy

Oh The Hypocrisy

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rspanther
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In other words everyone deserves a living wage, just not from us.

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#28

Stranger Wants A Custom Order For Her Wedding, As A Gift

Stranger Wants A Custom Order For Her Wedding, As A Gift

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#29

This Is Not A Babysitting Job

This Is Not A Babysitting Job

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Report them to the Job Centre and their base commander or whatever their highest ranking officer is

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#30

I've Officially Dropped Out Of The Bridal Party. I'm A Size 12 With No Plans On Dropping To A Size 8 By December

I've Officially Dropped Out Of The Bridal Party. I'm A Size 12 With No Plans On Dropping To A Size 8 By December

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#31

Anything Else To Add Onto The List?

Anything Else To Add Onto The List?

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he's got me there - I'm not a real woman. I'm actually a bunch of rats piloting a humanoid mech suit.

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A B C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd still prefer having you around over this entitled a$$hole.

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CatWoman312
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racist and sexist. It’s always nice when they put their red flags right in the beginning so we know to stay away

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Annanana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to personally meet the women who actually want to meet him

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Monday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well he's only 5'10'' and he included his star sign so clearly he isn't a Real Man. [/j]

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Pungent Sauce
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude needs therapy and a vasectomy, not necessarily in that order.

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Suzy the observer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All that muscle will come in handy considering he needs his hand a lot...

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Ancsuri
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I play video games...so I am am not a real woman. I am very lucky, I guess. He is not the man I would want to date with. Huge A**

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Steph Harrison
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quick, run away before he discovers women who play video games are really just three games consoles in a trench coat

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Seabeast
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uncle Weiner's Wholesale was selling life-size silicone dolls a while back. He could always give them a call. (Seriously, there is such a place)

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Evelína Zlá
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm... wondering how will I tell my SO that I´m not a real woman... after all these years.

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Monday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well is your SO a Real Woman or a Real Man? Because if not you could both just keep living in denial!

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Donkey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet he itches his butt and sniffs his fingers after

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Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet he's one of those Nice Guys™ who wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend ever.

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was starting to think he's a horrible man until I found out he's a gemini. Everything's resolved.

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Person
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why black girls? You know people of all races and ethnicity’s can be overweight. But still seriously that’s so rude!!

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François Carré
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, you forgot to list the reasons why anybody would find you attractive to begin with.

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Мара Гончарова
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His profile says "Professional at Corporation". Corporation of jerks and losers, i guess. He's an upcoming CEO.

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Russian Otaku
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A far to extremely reasonable request since in civilized countries most humans are actually shaped like people

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Pumpkin Spice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, you bring a bad name to all 5' people who are Geminis! *cries in short f**k*

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M Baldwjin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He seems charming. I bet he gets invited to all the parties. But he has to go alone cuz nobody wants him

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kybourbonpearls
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking for ALL and I mean ALLLLLLLLLLLL plus size women, WE DON"T WANT YOU EITHER BOO BOO!!!!

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Isobella GOURLAY
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright. Mhm. ASDFGHJKOL(&TRDSXCVHJUYGTFRDCVBNHJUYTRFVBNJUYTRDCVGHYTFVBIDIOT

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Troy Hancock
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Him: I'm single I only want "real" women! Me: No s**t sherlock. "I'm Single!" Ya dont say!

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Christine Ladyman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sad thing is, there are females who would accrual be OK with this!!!🙄

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironically, he thoroughly described "Real Women" just above his "Real Women only!" statement.

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InfectedVoice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That male environment is really doing him well, definitely in the closet with that over-compensating.

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Lex
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have dental problems, so according to this I'd be out. But I wouldn't ever be with a person like this, anyway.

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MoodyBlue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looking at that pic, I'm not sure why he feels he is able to judge anyone else's mouths (well ofc because he is stupid as f*ck, but just had to point that one out).

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Guada Narbaitz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cant believe there isnt a mile long line of girls waiting to date him...

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Mo Poppins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone else think he looks like a FORMER FATTIE? He has that kind of build where, if he eats a bit too much sugar, he'll blow up. Is his hatred & disgust of fat women simply self-loathing that's projectile-vomited??

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn, i hit ALL of his points except being black and a giant, i'm so glad

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, one of my requirements in a man is basic decency, so I don't qualify for this prize.

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PiscesMama
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope for the sake of every woman who crosses his profile he doesn’t change a word! If that doesn’t rain down red flags like confetti nothing will! The actual f.

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EP
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

H ol y sh&t. I’ve seen stuff like this when on dating app conversations. Active real time app texting. So strange.

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Robert Thompson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better to find out his shallow demands now instead of on the first date.

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Stephen Marshall
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2 years ago (edited)

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Admit it Ladies, you're all just as bad. Instead of "belly jiggles..." replace with "must have a six pack", "don't have a job" with "must earn six figures", "you're a child" with "I'm done with playing games", "if you're a giant" with "must be six feet tall or taller". All your comments confirm you're just as shallow as he is, and just as cruel.

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Stephanie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I will admit there are women that are the female equivalent of the man who was portrayed, not all women are like that. People all have their preferences for what they look for in a partner, some people are more shallow than others. I've come to find that the most important things to look for is shared values, complimentary personality and a kind heart.

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Male Seeking New Housemates For Free But Makes It Up With ‘Fun Cool Vibes’

Male Seeking New Housemates For Free But Makes It Up With ‘Fun Cool Vibes’

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My Mom Has A Little Free Library In Her Yard. Someone Left Her This Note The Other Day With A Crossed Out Smiley Face

My Mom Has A Little Free Library In Her Yard. Someone Left Her This Note The Other Day With A Crossed Out Smiley Face

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Actual Quote From An Influencer Who Wanted Me To Address 250 Wedding Invites And Save The Date Cards. If It's "Just Writing" Surely You Can Do It Yourself

Actual Quote From An Influencer Who Wanted Me To Address 250 Wedding Invites And Save The Date Cards. If It's "Just Writing" Surely You Can Do It Yourself

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Guys, She Might Cry

Guys, She Might Cry

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