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Congratulations, you've lived through toilets with threatening auras. But we can't let you go that easy, no no. Prepare yourself, it's time for intimidating animals. I'm talking about toads that look like they're about to take over the world and creepy crows turning on the chainsaw. Edgar Allan Poe would definitely approve of these pics. Scroll down, take a look at the animals with the most threatening auras, and try not to squeak!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody will ever find the portal to hell if we put this rug over it...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not "vaguely threatening". That's a very clear "I'll f*ck you up".

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does a tortoise end up in the wall, curious to the story behind this one.

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Chris Green
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I can't believe he worked for 25 years just to say "Hey Kool-aid!"

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Iva Kazalova
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How the fuq is that possible, even with plasterboard, that is still a f****n tortoise 😂😂😂 this one is motivated and coming to get you, we can be clear on that 👏👏👏👏😂😂👏

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Wolfie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You coming for me while I'm in my shell? I will come for you when you are in your house! (EVIL LAUGHTER)

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Dream Wolf
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

May I ask how on earth did he get in there? did you forgot your turtle or where there eggs?

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Margie English
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what’s the story behind this one? He got stuck between the walls or something?

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Belinda Babbin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

During mating season their drive to burrow out to find a mate can be intense....

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Cecile Desjardins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does that poor beast in a house ? Tortoises suffer when closed up. She is desperately trying to escape her prison

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Jeff Lamm
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Do you have a minute to hear about our Lord and Savior, Godzilla?"

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Susann Campbell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The brat kid of yours locked me in the bathroom cupboard again".

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Al Reilly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK So how does a tortoise get stuck in your wall that ir has to dig its own way out ??

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Kim Bush
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad how many people here don't know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise.....

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Rachna Babuprasad
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol! its like those Indian Colgate ads.. turtle jumps out of the wall: " Kya apke toothpaste mein namak hai?"

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Louise Stange-Wahl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have three of these sulcata tortoises...they are wonderful..wish we knew the story of this. Isn't going to be healthy for this little guy.

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Sue Bentley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I told you you couldn't hide from me. Now where's my lettuce.

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Winston
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Turtles in a half shell. Turtle power

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April Simnel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Ben? Ben! Wait, you don't look like Ben. Where's Ben? Whaddya mean, who's... Look, I saw on the news there was this thing going on with Cuba and nuclear bombs and the Ruskies, and Ben said if I was that scared, then I'd better go hide, so... what? WHAT?! 2019? IT'S TWENTY-FRICKIN' NINETEEN? ... Why, that bastard. I'll bet he drank all my gin."

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Nether Bandit
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kool aid Tortoise, filling in for the Kool aid man! "Oooooh yeaaaah"!

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Felicia Dale
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. I hope this tortoise was successfully rehomed to a much safer place!

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Bazzabizarre
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Yo, heard you was talking s**t, Craig! Imma f*k yo s**t up!”

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NCC~1701
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At a veterinary camp I went to, there was a tortoise named Gabe and he looked just like this guy. Super sweet but very destructive if something pissed him off ex: running out of bananas and feeding him apples and lettuce instead.

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Xavier Wescott
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when I saw this, I had "What The Rock, is cooking!" run through my mind.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is scary because crows are smart. Give them time and they will figure it out.

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