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Congratulations, you've lived through toilets with threatening auras. But we can't let you go that easy, no no. Prepare yourself, it's time for intimidating animals. I'm talking about toads that look like they're about to take over the world and creepy crows turning on the chainsaw. Edgar Allan Poe would definitely approve of these pics. Scroll down, take a look at the animals with the most threatening auras, and try not to squeak!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody will ever find the portal to hell if we put this rug over it...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not "vaguely threatening". That's a very clear "I'll f*ck you up".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know the old saying "I'll love you till the cows come home?" She just came home. Now what?

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Ben Steinberg
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"John, I want to talk about us. Don't walk away from me John! John!!!"

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Gëë Bëë
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"oh dont worry love, its just the nosey cow from next door"

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Ines Cuypers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine: you see this tru the window...and you realize you are living on the 5th floor 🤣🤣🤣

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Oboy Alconaba
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Ferdinand the Bull?!"

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Gillian Black
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey you in there its raining out here can I come in for a while and maybe a coffee

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Succulent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He sees you when you're sleeping... He knows when you're awake...

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Noelle Penny
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

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Isog Sargent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your chances of being killed by a cow are low, but never zero.

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Gwen Grimke
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a nice cow - my grandpa taught me how to milk cows when I was a little girl of about 7 or 8. Her name was Bessie and she was a nice cow when gave lots of milk until my brother and I rode her - it scared her so badly that it dried up her milk. Grandpa had to breed her to freshen her up (no milk for months) and my brother and I got a major switching and I mean big time.

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Nope
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the middle of your favorite TV Show.... you look up. AND THERE'S A COW.

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Bears Kitten
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey! Pssst! Hooman? Can you let me in, it's raining and I'm wearing untreated leather!

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Cindy Collins
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I freaking love this! I would love to look at my window one day and just see the majestic being just staring at me!

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Kathy Osborne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just checking out the seating arrangements. When you are the guest of honor dont want to have a cow if something not right

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Claire Armstrong
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, when I was younger this was a pretty regular occurrence! Not staring in the window thank funk, but out in the garden, walking along the street. It was either cows or sheep!

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Chris Richardson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call me Chuck will you, I’ll come in there right now and kick your a*s... better yet come out here and feed me Norman!! Then I’ll kick your a*s.

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Shawn Nolan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me.. do you have a moment to talk about our lird and savior chick-filet

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Teri Donovan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having been a dairy farmer, this one is ho-hum....an almost daily occurrence.

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Sarah Nunns
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Carry on, as you were. Don't mind me I'm just mooching around.

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Richard Knox
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, no one is questioning the fact that this is a second story window? lol (jk)

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Richard Knox
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, no one is questioning the fact that this is the second story window we are looking out?

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F. Monika Auger
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't you rather have me as a pet.....then only as a ONE time meal????

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Janis Wise
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are those beef ribs I see on your plate? Hmmmm? You said you were vegan. It’s just been lies, all lies, hasn’t it?

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Janis Wise
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that a beef steak I see on your plate? Hmmmm? You said you were vegan. Lies all lies.

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Tara
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine seeing this...You’re reading a book, gaze up and see THIS.

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Melanie Remele
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone home? I'd like to speak with you about our lord savior, Cheesus..

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Pamela Blue
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's in England. It's quite common there for farmers to lead their herds through small villages. Happened to me once when I lived there. Quite startling to turn around and see that over your shoulder though! LOL

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Jessica Gillam
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow Betty, you really let yourself go! Your utters hang lower than mine!!

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Jessica Gillam
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow Betty you've really let yourself go. Your utters hang lower than mine

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István Krisztián Kalincsák
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour, the Minotaur?

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Highyall
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good afternoon noon sir do you by chance need your grass cut?

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temmie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MOOO!!!! MOTHERF***ER EAT...MORE !!! CHIKEEEEEEEEN REEEEEEeEE

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Logan Scaggs
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it reminds me of Barnyard in real life, when the animals are watching the football game

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Tee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew I felt a presence while watching BBQ Pitmasters

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is scary because crows are smart. Give them time and they will figure it out.

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