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Congratulations, you've lived through toilets with threatening auras. But we can't let you go that easy, no no. Prepare yourself, it's time for intimidating animals. I'm talking about toads that look like they're about to take over the world and creepy crows turning on the chainsaw. Edgar Allan Poe would definitely approve of these pics. Scroll down, take a look at the animals with the most threatening auras, and try not to squeak!

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Troux
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody will ever find the portal to hell if we put this rug over it...

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xolitaire
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not "vaguely threatening". That's a very clear "I'll f*ck you up".

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Kwj
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he looks sad because his bucket broke :D

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Mary Rose Kent
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He doesn’t look sad, he looks defiant...he was told not to touch the bucket, so he crushed it to make a point!

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Little Wonder
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is Roger! He lived at a kangaroo sanctuary in Alice Springs. Sadly passed away a few years ago, but a huge lovely lad.

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Rachel Hamrick
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just a kangaroo making it clear that his food pail should NOT be empty!

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Ruth Lievesley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly this guy passed away ecently. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://amp.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/one-of-our-greatest-icons-roger-the-kickboxing-kangaroo-has-died/news-story/cc482805a98c791ec8cdf29a6a09dd91&ved=2ahUKEwiHgYi5-5jlAhUQWCsKHUi_AWQQFjAFegQIEBAK&usg=AOvVaw2M3mLOg3rksJ_K9ZWE3oMv&ampcf=1

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OffKeySinger
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he's like the kangaroo Rock asking if we can smell what he's cooking

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jevais
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mike Tyson before reincarnation? Such huge muscles! Is he for real?

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Magic lady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I can do this to a cheep bucket imagine what I can do to your head!

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Rocky Davies
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Yer head ain’t even made of metal, mate. Just imagine the damage.”

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Jason S
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beware this is only the beginning it's payback time for the waste of human life scumbag who mowed down a ton of kangroos. That a*****e will hopefully be ripped apart by kangaroos, even tho they deserve much worse.

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Jason S
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is only the start expect more kangaroos to get revenge. Thats what happens when some waste of space scumbag runs over tons of kangaroos. You get what you deserve a******s.

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Donna Cheung
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Listen, kid, I will squash you just like I squashed this pail."

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Deborah Taylor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly he’s saying “Eh? I don’t watch you go pee, now do I? Eh, eh?? Well dammit! DO I? Ok, then how about you turn around and give me some privacy?”

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Alan Bleakley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I remember correctly, Roger the kangaroo was six and a half feet tall, and 200lbs of head locking, sucker punching muscle, which would still be frightened were it not for his recent demise... Look up Procoptodon, the largest of the Short Faced Kangaroos from the pleistocene period. Think 7' tall and 500lbs to 600lbs. They didn't hop, they just walked awkwardly.

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Linda Nicola
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is Roger the kangaroo who passed away earlier this year. He was really, really big and really buff!

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Dane Harris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oi mate. What do you mean Crocodile Dundee isn't the greatest movie of all time?!

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Hijabs Rebel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He almost as look likely to say, "is this your pail? Is this your pail? Sorry, you have no pail now".

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Soupcat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think someone needs to test this Joey's oats for performance enhancing substances.

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Lu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds of me "Billy" in high school...he wasn't too bright, but didn't matter if he was sitting on you.

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Alison Rae
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Human: crushes beer can. Kangaroo: crushes large metal bucket. Human: run away!

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elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now all it needs is some strings and he's set to rock.

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rai mei
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kangaroo looks at me pitifully, guess i'm the next one to be crumpled 😱

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh! And guys think they can impress up by crushing a flimsy beer can.

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AzKhaleesi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy s**t he's more beast than Brock Lesner. Brock needs a new identity now.

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Martata
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like he's being told off of breaking the bucket (again)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is scary because crows are smart. Give them time and they will figure it out.

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